One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 686: Chaotic Swearing-in Ceremony

"Navy officers and men!"

Sengoku's voice was transmitted to the entire square through the Den Den Mushi. The square was no longer chaotic, but instead became very neat and uniform. However, there was something wrong with this uniformity. The most weird thing was that this kind of occasion should be very quiet, but the current situation seemed a little wrong, with many people whispering.

Because something very puzzling happened, that is, Sengoku, who is the admiral of the navy, did not wear a cloak during his speech, and Garp, who is a hero of the navy, unexpectedly appeared with his dog head mask, which was obviously not what he should do in such a serious occasion.

In fact, this matter is very simple. Just now, the two of them were playing in the marshal's office. It was just an ordinary joke, but it happened that Sengoku's clothes accidentally got hooked on the leg of the sofa, and then with the movement of the two, accompanied by a tearing sound, the cloak that symbolized the navy marshal was torn into a small hole. In fact, if this small hole appeared somewhere else, it would not matter. But it happened to appear on the dot of the word "justice", and it became very obvious all of a sudden. Then the angry Sengoku punched Garp directly in the face. As a result, the rest of the cloak was not finished being dry-cleaned, and Sengoku, who only had this one left, could only choose to go lightly and go on stage to deliver a speech without wearing a cloak.

As for Garp, his eyes turned into panda eyes because of this sudden punch. Although he recovered a lot by using Life Return, some marks were still visible. In the end, he had no choice but to wear a mask to participate in the competition. This competition, which had nothing to do with perfection, began like this. I don't know if this foreshadows anything.

"Many people should have heard what we are asked to do. That's right, we are going to go to war with pirates. Our opponents are the Four Emperors Pirates who have occupied the New World and are extremely vicious. Anyone who lives on the sea should know their names more or less. Whitebeard - Edward Newgate, Golden Lion - Shiki, Big Mom - Charlotte Linlin, Demon King - Kaido, Demon Queen - Rose Lily. The combined bounty of the five people exceeds 20 billion Baileys. I think you should understand what this means. After this battle, I'm afraid many people will become an inconspicuous name in the list of casualties. If anyone still wants to withdraw now, I allow him to find me after the meeting, or find your person in charge. I will notify them and allow anyone to leave. Of course, I will also thank all the soldiers who are willing to stay. Thank you for everything you have done for justice."

What Zhan Guo said at the beginning was a little unexpected. Many people thought that Zhan Guo would say something passionate and exciting, but Zhan Guo started to praise the enemy. This made many navy soldiers confused. Could it be that the Four Emperors were so terrifying? Even the Navy Admiral was afraid of them?

"Tsk tsk tsk, Marshal Zhan Guo is getting more and more skilled at this trick of first suppressing and then praising. If I were a soldier who had never seen Marshal Zhan Guo, I would probably be fooled as well."

Borsalino whispered to Sakaski.

"This is a serious occasion."

Sakaski didn't even glance at Borsalino, and said in a low voice with a cold face, but after he finished speaking, the corners of his mouth that unconsciously raised betrayed him. Obviously, he also knew what Zhan Guo was doing, and he felt a little funny. A wise general is a wise general. This kind of speech that first praises and then criticizes is not easy to say. But where did the marshal's cloak go? This is a cloak that symbolizes the majesty of the navy. Why didn't he wear it?
No, after this speech, we must remind the Admiral. After all, he is the Admiral, representing the face of the Navy. He cannot be so casual. The Admiral is not Vice Admiral Garp. Everyone is used to Vice Admiral Garp's frivolous humming. It would be strange if Garp suddenly became serious one day. Therefore, everyone turned a blind eye to some of Garp's behaviors. But you are the Admiral! As a Admiral, no matter how frivolous you are in private, at least you have to stand up in front of outsiders. How can you forget something as obvious as a cloak?

"I just want to finish this quickly and go back to sleep. Last night, the people from the G5 branch and the G8 branch had a fight downstairs from me, and I didn't sleep well the whole night."

Kuzan stretched lazily on the spot without giving any face, and said lazily, in fact, if possible, he didn't want to come, anyway, the end result is to go to the war, it is better to take advantage of this time to sleep a little longer, recuperate, who knows if he sleeps less for two minutes, he will not be able to perform well on the battlefield? So he should sleep for a while.

"Kuzan! This is a swearing-in ceremony! If you don't behave properly, I will break your legs!"

Sakaski was furious when he saw Kuzan's lazy look. Although he knew that this guy was just pretending, there was no need to pretend so well!

"But! We have no way to retreat! We can't let the pirates do whatever they want! Behind us is the Grand Line and the four seas, we can't retreat..."

"Sakaski, don't talk without any hesitation. Your devil fruit is a volcano, so you are naturally energetic. I am ice, and I have no strength if I don't sleep."

"I will be with you! I will never look back! I will fight on the front line!..."

"Get lost! Do you think you're an animal type? The influence of a natural type isn't that great!"

"The navy will never retreat! We will show those lawless pirates what true justice is! We are the embodiment of justice!" "Who said that the natural system has little influence? Don't you always come to my house to use the air-conditioning in the summer? Just like I go to your place in the winter. But if that's the case, it seems that Borsalino has been getting it for free. He comes to my place to use the air-conditioning in the summer and goes to your place to keep warm in the winter, but he doesn't contribute anything."

"We have retreated several times. For the sake of the people of the New World, we chose to retreat, but they regarded our kindness as cowardice! Now! We must tell them! The Navy is never cowardly! The Navy is the most determined and bravest people in the world!..."

"Hey, hey, hey, Kuzan, this is none of my business. Don't take me with you. Besides, I always bring food and drinks with me when I go there. I've never gone there empty-handed."

"For the Navy! For justice! We will move forward! And move forward!..."

"Bullshit! Going to the Navy cafeteria to grab some food is called bringing food? Your fruit ability is so simple that it can make you travel faster! Can't you just run a few more steps to the izakaya to buy something good? Aren't you full of food in the cafeteria? And you only bring sweets every time! You damn sweet lover! I wish you lose all your hair and have rotten teeth!"

"Everyone, my cause is just! We are all fellow travelers on this just path! We will support each other! We will advance and retreat together!..."

"That's better than your stuff that can make people choke to death! Salt-baked barbecue is already salty enough, but you always eat it with salt! Is your sense of taste buds gone!"

"Everyone! Let me shout out our common slogan!"

"What did you say? You damn sweet person!" "Did I say something wrong? You damn salty person!"

"Everything is for justice!"

"Be quiet, you two!"

"Shut up you most damned heretic!" X2
"Everything for justice! Everything for justice! Everything for justice!" XN.

"What are you two talking about! What's wrong with spicy food? It's the most delicious thing in the world!"

"Long live the salty party! Beat you up, you masochist!"

"Spiciness is a sense of pain! It's not a sense of taste, you uneducated bastard!"

Just when everyone was shouting loudly, an unexpected scene appeared. The three future admirals of the navy, who represented the future of the navy, suddenly started fighting each other at this moment. Moreover, their fighting style was ridiculous because they completely gave up their advantages and started to roll on the ground and fight. This bizarre scene made everyone dumbfounded and made Zhan Guo's blood pressure reach its peak!

"Stop it, old man!!!"

(End of this chapter)