One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 687 Strange Everything

"You three are the pillars of the navy! You are the future faces of the navy! You are the future admirals! You may even be the admirals! But look at what you are doing now! What are you doing! Fighting among yourselves in public! And rolling on the ground without even caring about your dignity! Great! You have really become capable! Tell me for yourself! Do you still have any shame?"

Zhan Guo's face was no longer red, but blue. He had never thought that one day someone would fight in such an occasion. What was even more unexpected was that the first one to start fighting was Borsalino! Wasn't he too lazy to do anything? Wasn't he the most mature one? What was going on!

"Well, we lost our composure."

This was the first time that Sakaski felt so embarrassed. Why did he get so angry and start fighting without caring about anything? They had quarreled over this kind of thing before, and it had become a habit. Logically, he shouldn't have lost his composure in this situation.

"I don't know what happened at that time. I just felt a little angry, and then I attacked her without any reason. I didn't mean to do that."

Kuzan also felt very embarrassed. He was indeed easily carried away sometimes, but he also knew what to prioritize. He didn't know what happened, but he couldn't control himself today.

"I don't know either~~"

Although Borsalino's tone still sounded relaxed, anyone who was familiar with him could see that this guy was actually very embarrassed. After all, he was the one who started the fight first. It would be normal if he instigated the others to fight, but it was indeed a bit strange for him to do it himself.

"Yeah - indeed, none of you are such reckless people. It's really strange. What's going on? Is someone plotting against us? That's not right? What's the point of doing this? Making you three look bad? There's no record here, and there's no live broadcast this time. Even if you really fight, it's meaningless as long as all the sailors don't tell anyone about it. What's going on?"

After hearing what the three said, Zhan Guo suddenly felt a little strange. What on earth was going on? If the three of them were confused and started fighting, it was not impossible, but it was really strange that they started fighting at the oath-taking ceremony.

"I don't think the three of them are so ignorant of etiquette. Even if they really don't, they shouldn't fight in front of so many people. This is something no normal person would do. I suspect there is something fishy about this matter."

Zefa looked at the three people who had different expressions but all looked very embarrassed, touched his chin and said.

"Nonsense, everyone knows something is fishy. If you say one of the three suddenly lost his mind, I'm fine with that, but if all three of them lost their minds, it would be abnormal to fight in such a situation. I think, is this the ability of a devil fruit? For example, amplifying a person's emotions, for example, the three of them were just chatting because they were bored at first, but the devil fruit's ability amplified their emotions, and it turned out like this. What do you think? I'm right, right?"

Cap sat nearby, stuffing donuts into his mouth as he spoke.

"Speaking of this, haven't you noticed another thing? The top brass have already fought twice today, not to mention the three of them. Although you are unreliable, you are not that unreliable. At this time today, you actually fought with Sengoku. This is really abnormal. In addition, there have been fights in the navy in recent times. Even if there is a reason for mutual contempt, it is still very strange. This is the headquarters. The navy of those branches has been here before. No one dares to be so presumptuous. But this time, although the number of people assembled is indeed rare, there shouldn't be so many records of fighting. If it weren't for what happened today, I might not have remembered this."

He suddenly discovered another suspicious point at this moment, that is, the number of fights has increased too much. No one should fight like this in the headquarters. No matter how unruly the gangsters of the G5 branch are, and no matter how much the model soldiers of the G8 branch value rules, it is not the reason why they fight casually, three times a day, from morning to night.

"Now that you mention it, it's true. I remember that recently, there were not only many fights in the branch navy, but also in the headquarters. It's really weird. What's going on? Could it be that it's really like what Mr. Garp said, and it's related to the devil fruit?"

Kuzan thought of the fighting sounds that could be heard downstairs every day, and then thought about the fights he saw in the cafeteria. He felt that things had been a little strange recently. "If it is really a devil fruit, then what kind of fruit ability can cause so many people to fight? And I feel that this kind of fighting is almost indiscriminate. This is totally unreasonable. What is his purpose? It can't be for fun, right?"

Sakaski did not quite agree with this. In his opinion, no one likes to do thankless work, and this incident did not happen except for a little insignificant internal strife on the navy side. This was not in line with a person's behavior pattern, unless this person was a madman or a fun-loving person. Such people just wanted to have fun and did not care about anything else. Such people's actions were unpredictable.

"Indeed, this is not in line with a person's behavior pattern, but no one can say for sure if there are other things behind this. But we can't think about so much now. He, you will not go to this battle. You will be responsible for managing everything at the headquarters. By the way, you should also carefully check the situation at the headquarters to see if there is anything wrong here. Maybe it is really a devil fruit ability user. Of course, we should also keep an eye on each other on the expeditionary fleet. Nothing can go wrong. We must be prepared."

Zhan Guo thought about it and realized that no matter what, the war could not be delayed. He had to go out tomorrow. So even if he knew something was wrong, he could not stop the war and find out the reason. He had to go out as soon as possible. The Five Elders were not easy to deal with. Moreover, this time, two of the Five Elders went to the battlefield together. At least in Zhan Guo's impression, this was the first time. In the past, even in the God Valley incident, only one of the Five Elders was present. So this matter was very serious and could not be delayed. Zhan Guo could drag it out for almost a month, which was the maximum grace given to him by the Five Elders considering the difficulty of gathering personnel.

"I understand. Go ahead, but be careful. I feel this is too strange. If this happens during a war with pirates, the consequences will be very troublesome."

Crane said with some concern.

"It's okay, it's okay, Xiaohe. You're worrying too much. Maybe we're just overthinking it. Maybe everyone has been too depressed during this period of time. The fight started right away. People were in a bad mood and started fighting right away because they didn't say a few words correctly. That's all! Hahahaha!"

Looking at the somewhat depressing atmosphere, Garp laughed and said, and immediately everyone felt a little better. It must be said that Garp, this old funny guy, is still quite useful. At least when he is around, he can always make the stiff atmosphere lively. He can be said to be an old happy pill.

"Garp is right. Maybe we are overthinking it. Maybe everyone is too nervous. After all, this battle is definitely extraordinary. The Four Emperors have been preparing for such a long time. There will definitely be something unexpected waiting for us. We must be fully prepared and no one should be careless. Do you understand?"

When Sengoku heard what Garp said, he looked at him gratefully. This guy always managed to make things small in this way. Garp winked at Sengoku proudly, indicating that there would be no problem leaving these things to him. This funny look made Sengoku shake his head helplessly.

Everyone responded loudly to Sengoku's words and left, but Garp did not leave. He sat in Sengoku's room and began to look for Sengoku's tea leaves.

"Garp, I just finished my tea and haven't had time to buy more." Zhan Guo looked at Garp and shook his head helplessly.

"Hahahaha! That's such a pity. I brought some senbei this time. I thought you had some good tea to drink. But if you don't have any, I'll go back and eat it myself! Hahahaha!"

"Stop, Garp! You stole so many of my senbei! Just leave them to me as an apology!"

Just as Sengoku and Garp started to make a fuss again, outside the window of the Marshal's office, an ape-like animal flashed across the branches and disappeared into the forks.

(End of this chapter)