It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 316 [072] The village chief's family is full of talents

“When in doubt, go to the village chief.” Qin Jiandan, who had just arrived in the Ainu village, decided to find the village chief’s home first and ask him about the general situation here.

At 9 o'clock in the morning, pedestrians occasionally passed by on the sparse and dilapidated road. They were mainly villagers from Ainu Village. Their faces reflected their ethnic minority ancestry, their dark eyes were like the silent forest, revealing a mysterious light, and their brown skin seemed to be an extension of the earth, blending with the surrounding natural environment.

Then again, there isn’t much nature around, as it’s all eroded by the technological waste that’s seeping in. The villagers’ clothes aren’t noticeably different from those outside, and at most they carry handmade wooden ornaments or insert wild flowers, feathers, and fish scales into their hair, symbolizing their deep love for nature.

Traditionally, the Ainu people would use unique facial tattoos to decorate their cheeks, but these villagers no longer draw tattoos. Traditions, like this village, are gradually being forgotten and marginalized.

"Excuse me, where can we find the village chief? We are a small business and want to import a batch of Ainu handicrafts."

According to the "character setting" agreed upon in advance, Shilang, dressed as an ordinary person, walked up to a villager and asked this question.

The villagers were not interested in Silang and Qin Jiandan, but they looked at the Husky that Qin Jiandan was leading with wide eyes - non-mutated animals are quite rare in Huanshi City. Qin Jiandan was suspected of showing off his wealth by leading the dog to the remote village.

"He, follow Omaso and you will find the village chief." The villagers pointed to a little kid playing with feces on the side of the road. "He is the grandson of the village chief, and he stinks."

The villagers walked away to do their own things. Qin Jiandan reluctantly approached the little brat, who was holding a branch and poking the feces on the roadside with great pleasure.

Fortunately, Vale still has the memories of being a human being and has not awakened her racial talents, causing her to have a strong interest in feces. Otherwise, it would be better not to have such a beast girl.

"Your name is Omaso?" Qin Jiandan asked, keeping his distance, "Can you take us to find grandpa?"

The child put down the branch, stood up, clapped his hands together, and raised his runny and dirty face to Qin Jiandan:

"Although my name is Omaso now, I won't call it that anymore in the future. Adults like to give children vulgar names to bless them to grow up healthily. Omaso means excrement in our dialect."

You have been shit for the whole time! If you are called shit, don't play with shit anymore, you are killing each other! You are the grandson of the village chief, how come you are so dirty and smelly, worse than ordinary villagers? You are not your father's biological child!

"Hey? Big brother, is that a dog you're holding? A normal animal without any mutations? Can I touch it?"

Facing the paws stretched out by Omaso, who had just played with shit, Vale showed a disgusted expression and warned: "Woof, woof!"

Shiro gave Omaso a piece of candy at the right time, and Omaso forgot about touching the dog and happily ran to the front to lead the way. He seemed quite easy to bribe.

"It's delicious! Even better than the honey pancakes my sister made!"

Qin Jiandan ate honey pancakes five years later, but they were the ones sold in supermarkets. They were pancakes made of flour, milk and eggs, and coated with honey. They were sweet and slightly crispy, perfect for breakfast or afternoon tea. The price of honey pancakes varies greatly depending on whether the ingredients come from vertical farms or synthetic factories.

Judging from the speed at which Omaso ate the candy, it didn't seem like he had nothing to eat normally. It seemed that when the village chief was taking care of his grandson, he was just dressed shabbily, and the food supply was sufficient.

Besides, you said you have a sister? She can't be as dirty and smelly as you, right?

Without taking a detour, Qin Jiandan quickly found the village chief's house close to the church. It was indeed the slightly larger house with damaged solar panels outside that he had seen from afar before.

"Grandpa! A strange older brother came to see you with his dog! He also gave me candy!"

Qin Jiandan didn't think there was anything strange about him. At most, he didn't have the chance to change his insoles, so his height was a little taller than usual. Could it be that Omaso thought the two white hairs on my temples were special?

As Silang walked into the house, he introduced himself: "Hello, village chief. We are small traders traveling between the inner and outer cities. We would like to purchase some ethnic handicrafts from your village..."

He stopped talking halfway because although the decoration inside the house was not beyond his imagination, the village chief's dress was really shocking.

The village chief had a long white beard and was probably in his 90s. He was as thin as an African starving man, but he wore thick lipstick and eye shadow on his face, like an old child star who was deliberately making a fool of himself. The flowery dress and high heels he wore, along with the two water-filled balloons hanging on his chest, strongly declared his love of cross-dressing.

"Hahaha! That's great! Finally, a merchant comes to the village to purchase goods! Praise the will of the planet!"

The village chief was so happy about this little thing that he burst into tears. He knelt on the synthetic wooden floor and kowtowed randomly, mumbling something, which made Qin Jiandan feel uneasy. I know that the Seven Colors Group of the Nian Society infiltrated the Ainu Village and brainwashed the villagers to make them change their sex. But the ignorant children believed it, so why did you get involved in it when you are over 90 years old! ? It is really unfortunate for the villagers to have a village chief like you. Your own grandson will be so poor that he will play with shit!

Omaso was used to his grandfather's behavior and was slowly eating the remaining candy in his mouth.

After calming down a bit, Qin Jiandan coughed and asked:
"Village Chief, what is this 'Planetary Will'? I have lived in Ringstone City for 20 years and have never heard of it."

"What? Guest, you don't even know the will of the planet!?"

The village chief jumped up from the ground at a speed that was not suitable for his age, staring at him with his eyes wide open, and his momentum was terrifying. Qin Jiandan was worried that the other party's red lips would kiss her.

"The people of Ringstone City have lived here for 100 years, but they never dare to call the name of this planet, because this planet has its own will, and calling its name will awaken it! Regardless of whether this planet awakens or not, everyone is a slave to the planet's will, or star slaves for short!"

The village chief was spitting and gesticulating, and immediately knelt on the ground and began to prostrate himself:
"Praise the will of the planet! I sincerely serve you as a star slave! Thank you for sending other star slaves to buy our unsaleable handicrafts! The will of the breast ball... No, the will of the planet is supreme!"

The village chief's words slipped, and people couldn't help but focus their attention on his chest.

Qin Jiandan felt that this cross-dressing village chief was extremely unreliable, but he had no choice but to deal with him:
"Hello, village chief. My name is Bono, and I'm a souvenir vendor traveling between the inner and outer cities. This is my employee, you can just call him 'Xiao Si'."

Shi Lang nodded in agreement: "Yes, I am Xiao Si."

The village chief suddenly became serious, but with the thick lipstick and eye shadow on his face, this scene seemed serious yet absurd:

"Hello, I'm the chief of the Ainu Village, my name is Jack Doragon, you can call me the village chief Doragon. Don't look at me like this now, I was actually very powerful back then!"

Qin Jiandan gritted his teeth and shook hands with the village chief of Doragon, feeling fortunate that the other party had no habit of hugging and kissing.

Before Qin Jiandan could find out the information about the Seven Colors Group, the village chief of Doragon said:

"When the Seven Colors Group just built a church in the village and persuaded everyone to undergo gender reassignment surgery, I actually refused! Because I felt that you can't ask me to undergo gender reassignment surgery. I have to try it first!"

"The commercials they brought had a lot of special effects added to them. After the transformation, the girls and boys all looked so handsome! But the special effects were all fake, so I said I should try it out first. So they gave me cosmetics and clothes, and I prepared balloons myself. Now I use them every day... I want the villagers to see that I look like this after using them, and you will look like this too!"

Qin Jiandan suddenly changed his opinion of the village chief. The other party seemed crazy, but there was something else behind his words. He might know that the Seven Colors Group was not a good thing, but he could not resist. He could only use his strange appearance to warn the villagers not to change their sex life casually.

At this time, a gentle female voice came from the room: "Grandpa, please stop messing around. Would you like to have some tea, guests?"

A nun flashed from the direction of the kitchen. She was probably only eleven or twelve years old. She was wearing a fitted blue robe and a silver cross on the metal forehead guard that was integrated with the headscarf. The overall look conveyed a sense of softness and tranquility. Her big eyes were like water, and her facial features were soft and without any sharpness. Her long, smooth hair gently fell on her shoulders, and her skin was delicate and fair, exuding a sense of health and pure beauty.

"Sister, what delicious food have you made again?"

Omaso rushed forward, but was gently pushed away: "This is for the guests. Your hands are dirty. Go wash them."

The village chief adjusted the balloon that was out of place on his chest and introduced, "This is my granddaughter Linda Lulu. She has been a nun since the church was built. How about she? She is pretty, isn't she?"

Linda Lulu? Why is this name so perfunctory? Isn't it adapted from an SNK fighting game? In Samurai Shodown, there are sisters Nako Lulu and Lim Lulu, so your granddaughter is named Linda Lulu? In your Ainu village, does "Lulu" actually mean "eldest girl"?
In any case, Linda Lulu is a refreshing spring in the village chief's family. She always has a gentle and innocent smile when talking to people, exuding a soothing and relaxing atmosphere. She is not as weird as her grandfather, and she has absolutely nothing to do with her brother's dirtiness.

"Woof, woof!" Vale, who was tied outside the door, started barking at this time. He might have been bored of waiting.

The village chief invited Qin Jiandan and Silang to sit on the mended sofa, and Linda Lulu served them hot tea.

A closer look revealed that the skin of the village chief's family was not brown, but rather white. The village chief had accumulated melanin due to his age, while Omaso was dirty all day long, and his clothes were too dirty, so he probably didn't take a shower. Only Linda Lulu showed her original skin color.

Just after exchanging a few pleasantries and entering the process of discussing business, someone suddenly knocked on the door, and then a strong man rushed in angrily:
"Village chief, you've been deceived! These two people are not souvenir vendors, they are human traffickers! They must want to kidnap Linda Lulu and sell her to the rich people in the inner city to play with every day!"

(End of this chapter)