It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 317 [073] Useless Female Ghost

The angry burly man, along with two burly men who looked similar to him, broke into the village chief's house and accused Qin Jiandan and Silang of being human traffickers.

Qin Jiandan was very puzzled: We disguised ourselves very well, how did they know that we were human traffickers... No, how did they know that we were not ordinary vendors?

The village chief of Doragon was a man who had seen the world. Instead of panicking, he introduced to Qin Jiandan the three people who had come in as the "Jibao Brothers."

"Mr. Bono, they are well-known rough men in this village. We call them Dajibao, Erjibao, and Sanjibao. They are the village's special products. They forget what they did during the day at night and often misunderstand others. Mr. Bono and Mr. Xiaosi, please don't mind."

"Nonsense!" Dajibao shouted, shaking the dust off the roof. "Forgetful people, the whole village has been like this lately. This is a haunted place. The ghosts have sucked away our memories. It's not our three brothers' fault!"

Er Jibao stood in front of the little nun, acting as a barrier to protect against Qin Jiandan: "Damn human traffickers, how dare you set your sights on Linda Lulu!"

Sanjibao glared at Shiro, "Trafficking children is too much. Linda Lulu belongs to everyone!"

Omaso, who was still chewing candy, groaned, "Uncle Jibao, why don't you protect me?"

The three Jibao brothers looked at Omaso and covered their noses at the same time and said, "You stink too much. Even the traffickers find you dirty. You are safe."

Linda Lulu, who was wearing a blue nun's uniform, suddenly clasped her hands in front of her chest. A trace of sadness appeared on her compassionate face, as if she was about to shed tears. She spoke slowly in a gentle tone of compassion:

"I heard in the church that there was a period of time when devout believers believed that only a dirty body could bring them closer to God, and taking a bath was considered a form of depravity. Although my brother stinks, he might be closer to God than me. It's all because I take too many baths..."

Her voice is like a gentle spring, smart and gentle, with endless love and tolerance, deliberately awakening the softest and kindest side of people's hearts.

The three brothers suddenly softened and said to comfort him:
"Linda Lulu, why are you blaming yourself? It's very common for a beautiful girl to have a stinky brother. Don't you think the village chief is weird?"

(Village Chief: I heard it)

"In my opinion, God is nothing special. His son was easily crucified. The bear god we used to believe in was more powerful than him!"

"Linda Lulu, you don't need to live in such a weird house anymore. Why don't you live with us from now on? We promise to take a shower every day, and there won't be any bad smell in the house!"

Linda Lulu rejected the other party's kindness with an awkward smile. At this time, Qin Jiandan asked: "Dear Jibao, you accuse us of being human traffickers. Do you have any evidence? We are honest business people and cannot bear unjust accusations."

The three Jibao brothers woke up as if from a dream, and immediately said one after another:

"Of course there is evidence! We saw an armored van at the entrance of the village. We heard from others that it was parked there by vendors outside, so we walked over to take a look. As a result, we heard what sounded like a little girl crying inside the car!"

"We opened the trunk and found a strangely dressed little girl inside. She was the victim of human traffickers. The evidence is irrefutable!"

"We have brought the little girl here. She might be too scared to come into the house. She is petting the dog outside the door now!"

Qin Jiandan frowned. He came out of the village chief's house and saw a loli wearing a ninja costume with a five-petal flower pattern, smiling and stroking Walei who was tied at the door.

Isn't this Xiao Xia? When did she hide in the trunk and come with us to the Ainu village? Her father would be worried if he knew!
Besides, the three Jibao brothers really haven't seen the world. What kind of strange clothes are ninja clothes? And which eye of yours saw Xiao Xia "crying with fear"?

Linda Lulu seemed worried that Xiao Xia was not safe outside, so she quickly took Xiao Xia's hand and led her into the house and closed the door.

"Little sister, what's your name? Why are you hiding in the trunk?"

Linda Lulu is about the same age as Xiaoxia, but she speaks like an older sister, probably because she is taller than Xiaoxia and has a younger brother.

"Hate it! I haven't had enough fun with Vale yet!" Xiao Xia broke free from Linda Lulu's hands, and then saw the peerless face of the transvestite village chief and was stunned.

Qin Jiandan's mind raced, knowing that it would be difficult for Xiao Xia to cooperate with him in pretending to be another person. If he wanted to avoid suspicion, he had to tell half the truth and half the lies.

"Oh, Miss Miyamoto, why did you chase us out!" Qin Jiandan pretended to be surprised, "Team Leader Miyamoto said that you were obsessed with pleasure and sold your pet dog, Vale, to us. If you don't agree, you can discuss it with your father. How could you sneak into our car? If Team Leader Miyamoto suspects that we kidnapped you, we will be dead!"

As he spoke, he winked at Xiao Xia. Xiao Xia was quite pleased to see Qin Jiandan pretending to be afraid of her, so she went along with Qin Jiandan's lie.

"Well... Valei is my dog ​​when he's alive and when he's dead... a dead dog! Anyway, I won't sell him! Go get the money from my father!"

Xiao Xia crossed her arms across her chest, looking like a domineering young lady. She wore a black mesh top and black mesh stockings under her ninja uniform, and two swords, one long and one short, on her waist. She was probably the younger version of "Shuramaru" and "Rakshasamaru".

With thick red lips and exaggerated eye shadow, Village Chief Doragon stroked his long beard, stepped forward and asked:
"Ms. Miyamoto...Are you the daughter of the leader of the Falling Cherry Blossom Group?"

"Yes!" Xiao Xia twisted her neck in the opposite direction, very proudly, "If you don't treat me well, I will let father take you all to do hard labor and only give you two rice balls a day!" The three Jibao brothers were overjoyed and said one by one:

"Great, we have jobs!"

"They actually gave us rice balls? We have big appetites, and we don't have enough food here. Most of the time, we can only eat synthetic tofu dregs!"

"It turns out they are not human traffickers, they are lucky stars! They are here to help everyone get enough food!"

The misunderstanding was resolved, the three Jibao brothers took the initiative to leave (Omaso went out to play with shit again), Qin Jiandan started to discuss the purchase of handicrafts with the village chief again. Silang was sent to tell Xiaoxia not to talk nonsense, Xiaoxia was focused on petting the dog, and did not reveal any flaws.

Qin Jiandan always remembered that the main purpose of this trip was to find out about the evil deeds of the Seven Colors Group in deceiving people to change their sex life, and to investigate the "time dislocation" that the villagers generally felt. The latter might be the masterpiece of the time vampire, which was related to whether Vale could restore his human form.

After agreeing on the quantity and price of the handicrafts, Qin Jiandan started chatting and asked the village chief:

"Just now the three Jibao brothers said that the village was haunted and many people's memories were sucked away by ghosts. Is this true?"

The village chief sneered: "There are no ghosts. The three Jibaos are just making this up! Only people with poor brains will forget things all the time!"

Linda Lulu, who was in charge of serving tea to the guests, said, "...Not really, Grandpa. Doctor Muda in the village is very smart, but he still stood in the cold wind all night yesterday. This morning he said he didn't remember why he stood all night."

The village chief straightened the two water balls on his chest, which stimulated Qin Jiandan so much that he wanted to buy the eyes of those who had never seen this scene.

"That's because the young people are disobedient. I told them not to go to the cemetery, but they insisted on going! If not the cemetery, then where else can be haunted?"

Qin Jiandan secretly took note that it seemed that the time vampire might appear in the cemetery of the Ainu village, so he had to find an opportunity to investigate.

Qin Jiandan talked about the influence of the Seven Colors Group in the village indirectly, but the village chief hesitated and was unwilling to say more, only saying some superficial things.

Qin Jiandan knew that the church was the tallest and strongest building in the village, and that the people in charge were a priest and a high-ranking nun. There were about 20 followers in the Seven Colors Group, but not all of them were in the village. They would also go to nearby villages to preach and collect protection fees.

"Ah, Grandpa, it's almost 10 o'clock. I need to go to church now to listen to the priest's sermon."

Linda Lulu looked at the old electronic clock on the wall and made a gesture as if she was about to go out.

Qin Jiandan was very curious: "I have never heard a priest preach before, can we go together?"

Linda Lulu hesitated for a moment, and after seeing the look from Qin Jiandan's grandfather behind him, she nodded and agreed:

"Of course, the priest welcomes everyone to come and listen to the sermon. It's a free experience. It takes time for Grandpa to collect handicrafts from the villagers. It would be good for Mr. Bono to come with me to kill time."

While Linda Lulu was preparing, Qin Jiandan came outside and said to Silang and Xiaoxia:
"Team Leader Miyamoto ordered me to investigate this place, but I forgot to bring my recorder, camera and other evidence-keeping tools. You two are both ninjas, do you have any spy tools that ninjas use? Take them out and show them to me!"

Shiro immediately groped himself, while Xiaoxia put one hand on the back of the husky's neck and covered her mouth with the other hand with a smirk:

"Fufufu~ Useless big brother, you didn't even bring spy gear with you when you went on a mission, so you have no choice but to ask me for help? I'll be merciful and show you something good!"

Si Lang and Xiao Xia took out a bunch of props and placed them in front of Qin Jiandan. Qin Jiandan asked in confusion: "What are these and how do I use them?"

As a ninjutsu enthusiast, Xiao Xia knows everything about it and even described the spy props that Shiro took out:
"Hehehe~ This thing that looks like a grain of rice is called [Five-Colored Rice]. We ninjas use it to transmit signals. Red, blue, yellow, black, and purple represent different meanings. Based on the combination of colors or the amount of rice, ninjas can create more than 100 different codes!"

"This thing that looks like an eggshell is made by ninjas using a needle to poke a small hole in the eggshell, pouring out the egg yolk and egg white without breaking the eggshell, and then filling it with pepper powder. During a battle, ninjas will smash the eggshell and hit the enemy's eyes, causing them to shed tears and become blind!"

"This thing that looks like an ordinary ointment is actually the Miyamoto family's secret [Calming Ointment]. Just apply a drop on the forehead and it can cure tension, insomnia, and endocrine disorders..."

Qin Jiandan was furious when he saw that everything was useless for recording evidence:
"It's the cyber age now, who still uses traditional ninja tools? Xiao Xia, you only know how to bring useless things!"

As he said that, he hit Xiaoxia on the head with a chestnut, which stunned Xiaoxia - in the past, only her father dared to hit her like this.

Qin Jiandan felt a little regretful after the fight. He was used to fighting in the future and forgot that Xiao Xia had not yet become his subordinate and still had the personality of a rich lady.

Xiao Xia, who felt pain on her head, covered her head with both hands, slightly bent her waist, and tears filled her big eyes:
"Ha? How dare you hit my noble head? Do you believe that I will report you to my father and have him lock you up in the dungeon, so that you can only drink my foot washing water every day?"

(End of this chapter)