It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 318 [074] Make atonement to the nun!
It is said that on the distant earth, many gentlemen believe that Loli's foot washing water has rich nutritional value, because the tender skin releases a special nutrient different from other parts. This ingredient is defined by scientists as "LUO-LI".

Regular consumption of beverages containing the ingredient "LUO-LI" can regain youth, keep you healthy forever, and achieve immortality... The only side effect is that it will attract the attention of an evil organization called the FBI.

Qin Jiandan was often warned by the FBI when he secretly watched the pornographic films of the Earth Era. Because Qin Qi strictly prohibited everyone in the Night Dragon Society from learning English, everyone did not understand what the FBI abbreviation meant, and only pronounced it as "rolling eyes" because of the homophony.

"Anyway, the actress in the film rolled her eyes. Maybe she doesn't want you to learn from her?"

The female ghost version of Xiao Xia threatened to lock Qin Jiandan in a dungeon and make him drink foot washing water every day. The Earth Gentleman would probably ask: "Why reward him?"

Qin Jiandan doesn't think this is a reward. Currently, there is no evidence that "LUO-LI" can make people regain youth, be healthy forever, and achieve immortality. When the evidence appears, it won't be too late to drink it like beer.

"Hmm..." Qin Jiandan did not apologize for giving Xiao Xia a chestnut chisel. He was worried that the Ainu people would hear him, so he lowered his voice a little:
"There's a saying in my hometown: If you don't punish him for three days, he'll tear off the roof. Actually, your father has already betrothed you to me, so he asked me to educate you more often."

"Damn it! Where is your hometown? Not only will I tear off your roof tiles, I will also tear down your foundation!"

Koxia did not object to their engagement. Presumably, Miyamoto Issuo had already discussed the matter with his daughter and there was no room for maneuver.

After barely calming down, Xiao Xia covered her mouth with one hand and returned to her usual bossy, irritating smile:
"Fufufu~ Big brother, you came all the way from such a remote place like my hometown. Did you hear about my name and come here to propose to me? You are so old and yet you still dream of marrying a lolita... Pervert! Scum! Walking waste!"

Qin Jiandan wanted to give Xiao Xia another chestnut chisel, but there were villagers walking nearby, and repeatedly hitting Xiao Xia on the head did not fit in with the "merchant and young lady" character that he had shown to the villagers before.

"Well, Xiaoxia, you stay with Shiro. I'll leave Vale to your care. I'm going to the church with Linda Lulu to get information. Don't forget that I'm here to carry out the mission assigned by Team Leader Miyamoto. If the mission fails because of your interference, Team Leader Miyamoto will not forgive you."

After hearing this, Xiao Xia's forehead was covered with sweat and she kept silent. She had sneaked out of the castle tower by hiding in the trunk of the car. Even if she did nothing, she would inevitably be criticized by her father when she returned.

"I... I know! Why are you so stingy that you won't even play with me for a while? I'm so bored staying at home all day! A husband like you is so boring. I'm going to divorce you when I get home!"

Qin Jiandan touched his forehead, then reunited with Linda Lulu and rushed to the church, not taking Xiao Xia's threat seriously.

You are not the only one who wants to divorce me? If you want a divorce, you have to queue up behind Mu Yue! But at your age, you might be mistaken for Mu Yue's daughter...

The village chief's house was very close to the church. Qin Jiandan and Linda Lulu entered the preaching hall inside the church and saw that more than a dozen believers had gathered there. They were sitting in the middle of the benches, listening to the priest's sermon with either piety or doubt.

On the pulpit 20 centimeters above the ground, a skinny priest in his seventies, wearing an old black robe with a jeweled cross on his belt, held a Bible in his hand and preached in a solemn voice:
“Whoever curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death; he has cursed his father or his mother, his sin shall be upon him.”

“Whoever commits adultery with his neighbor’s wife must be put to death, both the adulterer and the adulteress.”

“If a man marries a wife and her mother, it is a great evil; all three shall be burned with fire.”

"If a woman who is menstruating lies with a man, both of them shall be cut off from their people."

“You must keep all my statutes and my laws and do them, or there will be no place for you in the paradise where I am taking you…”

After Linda Lulu and she found a seat near the door and sat down, Qin Jiandan complained, "Damn, the Bible is really harsh. Why does it always say 'kill him'?"

Linda Lulu, who was wearing a blue nun's robe, looked ashamed and embarrassed as she explained, "This is from the Old Testament. The New Testament would be better."

Qin Jiandan folded his hands across his chest, leaned back in his chair, and listened to the sutra in a very unserious posture.

In the Night Dragon Society, the master would not allow people to use words like "God", "Church" and "Bible", and they had to use the transliterated words "Gade", "Gade Temple" and "Breaking Neck" instead. Qin Jiandan had a hard time not saying those words that could easily reveal his identity.

Continuing to observe the priest on the pulpit, Qin Jiandan noticed that the priest was wearing a pair of black gloves. When he was excited, he spoke eloquently, gesticulated, and his brows were full of false emotions. Especially when it came to the passage about Jesus' sacrifice in the New Testament, his tone was sometimes passionate and sometimes gentle, which made many believers show recognition on their faces, and some even couldn't help crying softly.

Linda Lulu clasped her hands beside him, looking like she was praying for the Son of God to ascend to heaven, but Qin Jiandan still didn't care. What's there to be moved about? Isn't it just that the government just punished him for being a cultist? Jesus was wronged? How could Yue Fei be wronged? I cried so hard the first time I heard Yue Fei's story!
What Qin Jiandan didn't know was that the edges of the Bible pages on the priest's pulpit were densely covered with various notes, which contained all kinds of deception and sensational techniques, such as "You should cry during this paragraph", "You should ask loud questions during this paragraph", and "Be silent for 2 minutes during this paragraph".

Although the priest is old, he always pays attention to the audience's reactions and racks his brains to think of how to manipulate their emotions and guide them to act according to his wishes. There is no fixed order for his sermons. He always tells biblical stories in connection with reality and then extracts the "truth" he wants everyone to understand.

"Don't watch porn. Watching porn will open a channel for evil to enter your soul. Think about when humans fell, God was angry and caused a flood, drowning all living things in the world..."

Qin Jiandan couldn't stand it any longer, so he raised his hand and asked, "Did the fish drown too?"

The priest paused for a moment, and a false smile soon appeared on his wrinkled face:

"This new friend seems to have some questions about the Noah's Chronicle. I am happy to answer your questions, but in order not to disturb other church members, I will let my deputy, Sister Nicole, explain it to you alone."

As the priest waved his hand, a hot nun came out from the darkness on the side of the hall. Just the slender legs under the low-necked black robe could make ordinary men drool. In comparison, Linda Lulu was too "young" in every aspect.

Qin Jiandan is a man who has seen the world. He thought to himself, how can these legs compare to my wife's? Mu Yue would not wear such revealing clothes. Only by holding the lute and half covering her face can she be considered tasteful!

As a result, Qin Jiandan almost fell off his seat when he continued to look at "Sister Nicole's" face.

Fuck! Why does she have a fishman's head? These slippery fish scales, these protruding gill slits, these scary big fish eyes, this round hole-shaped toothless mouth, and the twisting tentacles on the chin... You must have traveled from "Cthulhu Mythos"!

The terrifying and slightly funny Sister Neeko, with a barely recognizable smile on her face, always seems to accidentally strike a sexy waist-hip pose:

"Hello, Mr. Bono. The fish did not drown during the great flood—I can attest to that."

Qin Jiandan quickly recovered from his shock and realized that the other party was just a Furui person with fish genes.

Linda Lulu greeted the fish-man nun, and Qin Jiandan used this time to sort out his thoughts:

"Since Sister Nicole knows my name, she must have done some research on it?"

"No." The fishman's hollow mouth made a slightly low sound. "The Ainu village is very small, and any news will spread throughout the village. Mr. Bono came here to buy handicrafts. Now everyone knows about it."

As she said that, she sat on the chair next to her, squeezing her buttocks into a nice shape, with only the slender Linda Lulu between her and Qin Jiandan.

Qin Jiandan: "I'm a businessman, I don't believe in any religion. But I heard that this church was built with the aid of the 'Seven Colors Group'. Isn't the Seven Colors Group an organization? Transgender, these should go against the laws of the Bible, right?"

The fish-man nun folded her hands and placed them on her snow-white knees exposed by her black robe:

"The Old Testament once said that pork was unclean and believers were not allowed to eat pigs. But in the New Testament, due to the grace of Jesus, all animals became clean and could be eaten. A mature religion keeps pace with the times, and everyone has the right to choose freely."

"Anyone can be their true self, without being restricted by appearance, body shape, or gender. Look at me, I don't think I'm weird, I'm a charming woman who can easily seduce men to fall in love. I worship God, but this does not affect my practice of the Seven Colors Group's purpose, and I will not refuse any man who pursues me in the village."

“Hehehehe…” The fish-man nun covered her tentacles with her slender fingers. “They praised me for having a sweet ‘place of atonement’. This is really a great sin against God!”

This was the first time Qin Jiandan felt fear from the bottom of his heart - a fishman! This was a real fishman, not a mermaid! The upper part was a fish, not the lower part! The men in the Ainu village were really not picky about food! They say that everything looks the same when the lights are turned off, so you don't look above the shoulders?
I was wondering if the "Three Brothers of Jibao" had slept with the fishman. At this time, the fishman sister asked Linda Lulu beside her:
"Linda, I asked you before if you would like to become a boy. Have you thought about it? If you become a boy, the priest will like you more..."

After a few days of delay, Hippo started typing with pig's paws again this morning

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