Rogue Tianzun continued

Chapter 119 The Ultimate Trio

"How many of you are good at cooking? The above reports that the dishes are not very good these days, so the three of you must show the best craftsmanship to satisfy everyone, otherwise you don't want to eat. I'm done here." It turned out that the owner of the hotel walked to the side of the three glasses, with a sad face, and said to the three glasses with strength.

"You can do whatever you want, the three of us will naturally make dishes that satisfy others." Monkey said fiercely, then he sized up the hotel owner and added slowly: "But... But you need to provide us with enough materials.” “Hey, I can only feel sorry for you now, the boss, if you don’t pretend to be a bandit, you may be discovered by others.” After the monkey finished speaking, he said silently in his heart. arrive.

The boss nodded godly, then turned and walked out of the kitchen where the three monkeys were.

"It's been the third day since we came here. I think the boss has almost returned from there, or has been here for several days, so I decided that we will implement the plan at noon today." Watching the boss out of the kitchen, Glasses closed the door lightly, and said to the monkey and King Kong. [

"Monkey, go wash the croton."

"King Kong, go and cut the blood dragon grass, just chop it into fine pieces."

Glasses commanded.

"What are you doing with the glasses?" Monkey and King Kong asked in unison.

"Of course I'm your conductor." Glasses replied as a matter of course.

The monkey and King Kong looked at each other, and then shouted at the glasses in unison: "Why don't you die!"

After the glasses were asked to wash the crotons, he wiped the sweat from his forehead and said: "Damn, cooking is not a man's job. I didn't expect my back to hurt in such a short time. I will kill me later." I won't do it anymore!" Then the glasses turned to look at the monkey who was boiling water with admiration: "Monkey, I didn't expect you to cook! You cooked all the dishes a few days ago, and you didn't Eat dead people, you really are the No.1 choice for a househusband."

The monkey gave the glasses a natural expression, and proudly said: "Of course, I don't look at what my monkey does. 360 five elements, I am a little proficient in each line."

At this time, King Kong also carefully cut the last section of the root of the blood dragon grass, and then put down the knife in his hand: "Monkey, why have I never seen you cook before? How did you cook your vegetables a few days ago?" Ah, you refused to let us watch it, so just talk about it now!"

"Hey, since you all want to learn, I won't hide it, but whether you learn it or not depends on your luck." The monkey sighed.

Glasses and King Kong patted their chests, and replied as a matter of course: "We are all immortal cultivators, don't we even know how to do something as simple as cooking? Tell me!"

"Actually, there is a three-character secret to cooking."

"Well, tell me, we'll keep it in mind!" Glasses and King Kong took out a booklet out of nowhere, with a pen in their hands, and looked at the monkey nervously, for fear of missing any words.

"That is to wash, cut, and cook! Just add chicken essence and salt to the seasoning. You can almost taste the saltiness yourself. In the end, you wait until everything is boiled, and it is considered cooked."

"Monkey, are you sure you can cook?" Glasses and King Kong put down their pens and asked in disbelief.

"Of course I will!"

"M, lgb!" Glasses yelled, threw the pen to the ground, looked at the monkey angrily and said, "It's a good thing we are lucky, otherwise we would have been dragged out and shot. You can't kill people if you do this, It is simply a miracle!"

King Kong seemed much calmer, and he solemnly wrote down everything the monkey said on the paper.

The monkey walked up to King Kong as if seeing a confidant, looked at his eyes contemptuously and said: "Glasses, your taste is really bad, you see King Kong, an honest person, knows my way of cooking." Just in case. You still doubt me, hey, it seems that you have no talent for cooking!" [

Just as the monkey finished speaking, he heard a hiss. When he turned his head, King Kong held the piece of paper he had just written on in his hand and folded it into the shape of a boat.Just when the monkey was about to ask a question, Vajra's hands suddenly caught fire, and Vajra murmured: "Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, you must bless those who died tragically at the hands of monkeys to have a better life in hell." , if you find someone who cooks like this, you must catch them, and you can't let them harm ordinary ghosts again!"

King Kong turned around silently after burning the paper in his hand, looked at the bewildered monkey and the glasses and said calmly: "Monkey, I suddenly discovered that your brain is a little bit stupider than mine, but your chef Art is so much worse than me. It seems that you still have a lot of room for improvement!"

"I'll give you a lung!" the monkey cried bitterly.

Afterwards, in the collective vote of the three, Monkey became the underdog for King Kong and Glasses, and completely lost his position as the chef that he had occupied for two days.

Glasses made all the preparations, let the monkey keep burning the pot with an ordinary flame, and asked King Kong next to him, "King Kong, how do you think these crotons should be cooked to make them delicious?"

"I think it should be cooked!" King Kong insisted.

"Then how should it be cooked?"

"Three words, wash, cut, and boil, so now we only have the last step." King Kong poured a lot of water into the pot calmly.

Glasses nodded and said, "I think so too. Monkey, don't dawdle, increase your firepower."

"Animals!" The monkey released the low-level flames while listening to King Kong and the others' exchange of cooking skills, and was stunned and shouted hysterically.

After the three big men tossed and tossed for more than an hour, pots of mashed potatoes were finally "freshly" out of the pot.

Glasses picked up a bowl and spoon that were placed next to it, filled a small bowl, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it, then handed it to the monkey with an intoxicated expression, "Monkey, why don't you taste it first?"

The monkey rolled his eyes and said, "You think I'm an idiot. It's obviously a bowl of feces-yellow stuff with blood dragon grass in it, and you let me eat it! You'd better leave it to King Kong, who happens to be strong enough to withstand the medicine. effect."

When King Kong heard that his face turned pale, he quickly hid behind the pillar and poked his head out, saying: "Glasses, you are relatively weak, and I don't think you have a lot of blood dragon grass, which is just for your body. So this I will generously give you this extremely rare opportunity. By the way, your face is blushing now, so I advise you to be careful."

"Why are you blushing? It's because I've been next to the pot just now, so my body temperature is higher and my face is redder." Glasses put a bowl of soup in his hand on the table. "Why am I not in a good state today? My mind has been in a daze." Glasses thought secretly, "There is a beautiful woman in front of me! King Kong, Monkey, if you don't want to fuck me, I will fuck you!" Glasses suddenly changed his tone , Said a long paragraph of words that King Kong and the monkey could not understand at all.Immediately after King Kong and Monkey's puzzled expressions, the glasses rushed to the pillar in front of him, and then danced fieryly.

"Monkey, are you sure the glasses didn't take the wrong medicine today?"

"The three of us have been together all this time, and I haven't seen him taking medicine!"

"Then why did the glasses suddenly become like this?"

"What do you care about this, don't you find that the dance with glasses is very appreciative!"

"After you say it like this, it seems to be the same thing!"

Immediately the monkey and King Kong fell silent, watching the glasses dance around the pillar.

About a minute later, under the surprised eyes of the monkey and King Kong, not only did the glasses not stop, but they also slowly took off their shirts. [

"Wow! The glasses are so open!" The monkey exclaimed as if he had discovered a new continent.

And King Kong directly took out his camera to take pictures of the series of actions of the glasses. In the end, he still felt that it was not enough, so he simply took out the camera and started shooting documentaries for the glasses from various angles.This made the monkey whose ring was stolen very depressed, so he could only enjoy his addiction on the sidelines.

"Damn!" The monkey suddenly called out.King Kong, on the other hand, was excited while holding the camera tremblingly.

After about 10 minutes, the monkey sighed and said, "King Kong, put the camera here."

After half an hour.

"Monkey, I have discovered a serious problem."

"what is the problem?"

"The glasses are actually poisoned by the blood dragon grass!"

"I found out too. And every pot here is still emitting heat." The monkey said seriously.

"Then what do we do?"

"Run!" After the monkey finished speaking, he ran out of the kitchen.

King Kong put down the camera and pointed the lens at the glasses who hugged the whole person on the pillar and kept doing certain movements with his lower body, then dropped everything and ran out of the kitchen immediately, closing the door hard.

Relieved, the two sat down on the table outside the kitchen, panting heavily.

"King Kong, how much time has passed?"

"It's been an hour." King Kong replied after estimating the time.

"Looks like it's time for dinner. Are the glasses out yet?" Monkey asked nervously.

King Kong shook his head: "It hasn't come out yet."

"King Kong, don't worry. Although the glasses are relatively weak, he is a cultivator after all, so don't worry too much." Monkey looked at King Kong's worried expression and comforted him.

"Actually, I'm thinking about how we're going to get in later."

"It's simple, we just need to open the protective cover to cut off all the gas." After the monkey finished speaking, he put a slightly white transparent protective cover on himself, and then boldly opened the kitchen door and walked in. .When King Kong saw the monkey go in, he opened the protective cover and strode in with a resolute expression on his face.

Sure enough, when the two went in, the glasses still maintained the same action as they went out, no matter how the monkey and King Kong called him, it had no effect.The monkey winked at King Kong, and King Kong immediately went to the side of the glasses, hugging the glasses with both hands, trying to pull him off the pillar.But after 3 minutes of tugging, even the monkey went up to help, but he still couldn't pull the glasses off.

"Glasses, it seems that I can only pray to God to bless you." King Kong and Monkey gave up the idea of ​​rescuing Glasses, and said rather reluctantly.

"I didn't expect that even a person with such a high level of glasses would look like this. Fortunately, I didn't touch the blood dragon grass before, otherwise I wouldn't know how I died." The monkey secretly rejoiced, and then took out one after another from the cabinet. Scoop the excrement-yellow paste liquid in the pot into the iron bucket, and then the powerful King Kong lifts the bucket to the dining table outside.

Finally, after all the croton paste in the kitchen was cleaned out, half an hour later, the glasses finally stopped slowly and fell to the ground forcefully.

"Wonderful! This kind of unedited video will definitely have more than one billion hits on the earth!" The monkey excitedly picked up the camera on the ground and played back the recorded images, saying in amazement, "No Thinking that the glasses are such a master, we didn't see it before!" Hou Zi and King Kong stared at the glasses, thinking in their hearts.

The two hid the camera and other items, then woke up the glasses, talked to him in a daze, and confused the glasses.In the end, the glasses completely forgot about the fact that he was unconscious.