Rogue Tianzun continued

"Attention" Spring Festival update has been completely over.From then on, there will be a festival every two days, and holidays will be updated irregularly.Sorry everyone.Of course, there is no shame in asking for a red ticket.

Next session, 26th.

Chapter 120 Stomach Distension, Indigestion

In this way, the three of them still tossed for three hours, and those bandits and others were already too hungry to wait.After Glasses and the others informed everyone that they could eat, they ate the croton paste in big mouthfuls, regardless of whether it was ugly or not.Only the few masters who supported their status could stay in the hotel. They found a table according to their status, looked at the three of them with a cold face, and then slowly began to taste the works of Glasses and others.

The three people in the glasses looked at each other, gulped their saliva, and felt extremely nervous. Once the food they made was not tasty, and if they got angry and arrested themselves or even killed them on the spot, then the promise they swore to be fulfilled would be fulfilled. He was about to be laughed at by Xiao Ran. [

Under the nervous gaze of the three of them, those Da Luo Jinxian and Jiutian Xuanxian all picked up the spoon and took a shallow sip.Then he put down the spoon and lay down on the back of the chair to taste it slowly.This process is very slow, but the glasses and others are sweating profusely.But soon the faces of these masters showed unbelievable expressions, and a big Luo Jinxian immediately said: "This is really delicious, come here, give me three more bowls, this time I want to eat one Have fun!" After speaking, Da Luo Jinxian, regardless of his status as a master, took the whole bowl to his mouth and drank it all.

"Yes, yes! Shangxian, if you want to drink, of course you can drink as much as you want!" Monkey said with a smile, "I'm afraid that if you drink too much, when the gods come, they won't be able to save you." But the monkey kept these words in his heart , but dare not say it casually.

It's okay if you don't taste it, once you taste it, all the immortals can't put it down, and they shouted for another bowl.The three people in the glasses suddenly burst into laughter in their hearts, and immediately got busy, removing the original bowl, and put two full bowls in front of everyone.

"Drink, drink, have a good drink, now it's a wonder of the world!" Glasses secretly laughed.

"Pfft——" Suddenly there was a crisp sound from inside the store, and then a fairy in the early stage of Daluo Jinxian suddenly covered his stomach and stood up quickly from his seat, "Oh, my stomach is so bloated, you eat it first , I went to the latrine and finished talking about this big Luo Jinxian, his face flushed and he clutched his stomach, ignoring other people and ran towards the latrine of the hotel!

"Haha, you idiot!" A group of people suddenly laughed.

"Pfft—" There was another sound.Then the immortals jumped up immediately, and immediately stared at the immortal with hundreds of pairs of shining eyes. The immortal blushed and slapped the table and said, "Damn, what did those chefs do yesterday?" Stuff, my stomach is uncomfortable until now, it seems that these delicacies can only be reserved for you!" After speaking, the fairy clutched his stomach in frustration and ran to the back room of the hotel.

"Immortals can also have diarrhea. It turns out that croton is more effective than any other poison!" The three glasses looked at the scenes in front of them and wanted to laugh but couldn't.

At first, everyone thought this was just a common phenomenon, and some immortals even talked about it during meals: "They must have eaten something unclean secretly, so that's why it happened."

"I think it's the same. I guess I went to steal fish last night." Some other immortals laughed.

But soon, there were bursts of farting sounds from the dining table, one after another, endless.And a stench gradually came out of the hotel.

One by one, the immortals started running towards the backyard.

At this time, the outside of the hotel was already in chaos. Countless immortals clutched their stomachs and tried to find a toilet to solve the problem, but these toilets were either scattered in the homes of ordinary people in the city and could not be found, or they were already occupied.A few immortals couldn't bear it anymore, and flew directly to the desert where they came at the fastest speed, found a random place, took off their pants, and defecated sporadically, with a more happy expression on their faces.

But many immortals would never have imagined that those with low cultivation bases would get stuck on their pants on the way to the toilet after holding back for too long because of their poor endurance.Later, I saw the same situation with my companions. These immortals simply dug a small hole on the spot, and then hurriedly took off their pants and squatted on the ground. Soon their faces showed happy expressions, as if they were It's like winning the 500 million jackpot.

"How many people have diarrhea?" Yuan Chao went into the toilet a long time ago, and the Nine Heavens Profound Immortal he brought knew that something was wrong when he saw that the Da Luo Jinxian in the hotel had almost disappeared, so he rushed outside immediately, facing shouted in the street.

But that Nine Heavens Profound Immortal just yelled a word, took a big breath, all the air that smelled like feces was sucked into his stomach by him. "Ahem-cough-cough-what bastard!" The old man yelled, but no one responded to him. When he opened his eyes and looked at the street carefully, he found an unprecedented scene. It was him, the disciples of the Shangqing Sword Sect, who actually took off their pants, squatted on the ground, and there was a crackling sound coming from under them, and they looked at him suspiciously.

The old man was immediately frightened, and when he realized it, there was a "gurgling" sound from his stomach, and then he began to experience slow pains in his lower abdomen.And his duodenum and even the lower intestinal tract also felt faint pain and swelling. "What's going on here? Am I not a cultivator? Why is this happening!" The old man roared hysterically in his heart, but his stomach hurt more and more after this effort, the old man hurried back to the hotel and entered the back room .But as soon as he entered the back room, he was immediately dumbfounded. Dozens of big Luo Jinxians covered their stomachs with pained faces and bowed their waists and formed a long line.

"Damn it! I'm the Profound Immortal of Nine Heavens!" The old man's heart thumped, and he immediately pushed aside the people in front of him and rushed in through the door of the hut.

"Damn it, you bastard, you have been on this for a long time and still haven't come out. Do you want to occupy the latrine and not shit?" As soon as the old man entered the toilet, he saw the big Luo Jinxian who entered the latrine at the beginning with a look of intoxication The ground was on the latrine pit, and immediately he lost his temper. Immediately, the old man didn't care about his own face, he pulled up the big Luo Jinxian who was still occupying the seat and threw it aside, and then squatted on it by himself.This Nine Heavens Profound Immortal's complexion changed faster than anything else, and his whole body immediately relaxed, his face full of comfort. [

"No! This meal is poisonous! We are all poisoned! Those cooks were still here just now, and now they have run away!" Shimen said in shock, "This is not something we can resist at all, let's not worry about it Three people, hurry up and check your dantian, tell everyone if you find any abnormalities, and get rid of them immediately!" Seeing this situation, Shi Mensha reacted immediately, because even he gradually felt that his stomach was full of pain Case.All the Nine Heavens Profound Immortals who heard Shimensha's voice did not dare to be negligent, and immediately sank into their dantians, and all their spiritual consciousness was restrained to their own meridians and dantians to find the source of the toxin.

The three of them stood on the roof, listening to the words of the Nine Heavens Profound Immortals below, they shouted happily in their hearts: "A group of Sabbies, the Chinese medicine is profound and profound, and it penetrates into every cell of yours. You immortals can't get rid of it!"

"Glasses, monkey, let's get out of here quickly, even if we want to watch a good show, our noses can't stand it!" King Kong has been covering his nose for a long time, but he saw that the glasses and the monkey were fine, so he kept Stayed here to watch the play for so long.But even if he covered his nose for such a long time, he couldn't take it anymore.

"Damn it! King Kong, you didn't say it earlier!" Glasses and monkey immediately covered their noses, looked at King Kong resentfully and said in unison: "It's fine if you don't remind us, once you remind us, we will feel extremely And it stinks!" After speaking, the three of them teleported out at the fastest speed.

Soon, a strong and pungent stench came out from the city and permeated the nearby air.You can even see a faint yellowing in the air.All the residents in the city closed their doors, and some even nailed horizontal and vertical wooden strips on their doors to prevent robbers from breaking in.The whole city was already dilapidated due to the attacks of bandits, but now it looks more like a dead city. The only difference is that there are yellow or light yellow mixed liquids mixed with some mushy and granular things in the alleys on the corners of the roads. It overflowed in small pits one by one, and on the top of the small pits, there were people who had taken off their ordinary pants and squatted on them with a happy face.

"Boss' plan is too poisonous!" Hou Zi and the others gasped as they probed the situation in the distance with their spiritual sense, and sweat broke out on their foreheads, "Fortunately, Boss didn't use this trick on us. , otherwise I don’t know how I died.”

Sure enough, as expected by the three glasses, Shi Mensha, a group of Nine Heavens Profound Immortals, searched for a long time and searched the sea of ​​dantian qi all over, except that the stomach hurt more and more, and they didn't find any trace of their own poisoning at all.

At this moment, a violent scream suddenly came from outside the hotel!

"what--"

"Haha, it's really started! The power of the blood dragon grass is really powerful!" The consciousness of the glasses caught the scene and burst out laughing.

The monkey and King Kong on the side looked at the glasses, and recalled in their minds the way the glasses hugged the pillar tightly and rubbed up and down an hour ago. Glasses laughed.

"What are you two laughing at?" Glasses turned around and asked.

"It's okay, it's okay! We laughed with you because we saw you smiling, you go on, leave us alone! Haha——" Monkey and King Kong quickly explained, but they laughed again when they saw the glasses.

Glasses looked depressedly at Monkey and King Kong who were smiling happier than him, and immediately felt that they had something to hide from him, but no matter how hard he thought about it, he couldn't figure out what it was.

It turned out that what the spiritual consciousness of the glasses saw was that a man squatting outside suddenly turned red, and the one he was hanging down gradually... Finally, the man stood up with a growl, and immediately ran to the place closest to him. The fairy beside him pressed the opponent's head down so that his buttocks arched up, and then fucked up.The male fairy who had been fucked with chrysanthemums then let out a hysterical roar.

This heart-piercing scream immediately attracted the attention of the immortal next to him.Originally, they were still trying their best to restrain their impulsive desire (there was no female fairy nearby), but what the fairy did immediately made their minds light up, and then the restrained desire began to swell again.

With the first one taking the lead, the following things will be completely messed up.The entire sky blue star became a miasma.Fortunately, those female fairies almost went to the desert to find a hidden place to solve the problem because of their shyness, and the effect of the blood dragon grass on these female fairies was not very obvious, at most it was only physiological.For example, the chest became flattened, a beard grew on the chin, the Adam's apple began to protrude gradually, the voice became deeper and hoarse, and the outline of the face gradually became square.

Only those whose cultivation had reached the Nine Heavens Profound Immortal and who had not eaten more than half a bowl of croton paste could barely restrain their diarrhea and the power of the blood dragon grass aphrodisiac, and continued to stay in their seats to preside over the overall situation.Among them, except for the leaders of the three interstellar bandit groups, and the Shangqing Sword Sect who didn't have a bite to support the Qinggao elders, the others all went where they should go.