Rebirth 08: Rise from copycat phones

Chapter 321 Live Press Conference

Chapter 321 Live Press Conference

At the Qianshan International Conference Center, Chen Duolin, who was carrying a backpack and live-streaming on his phone, said to the camera: "Don't be anxious, sir. What kind of scene is this Zhiyun press conference? It's a grand scene!"

"In such a grand occasion, how can there not be beauties? There must be some!"

"Wait a minute, I'll look for her for you... Oh, come on, look carefully... The beauty in front, her hair is so smooth, black and straight, and her back view, wow, to be honest, I've washed her feet at least eight hundred times in my life, but this kind of figure, this waist, this back view, I've never seen many people like her!"

As Chen Duolin spoke, he took out another mobile phone and took a quick look at the live broadcast room of his own dancing video.

Netizens have already started to make various comments.

"I bet two bags of spicy noodles, it's definitely a killer from behind, just like the one I saw on the beach yesterday, a goddess from behind, a ghost in front of people!"

"They scared me back!"

"Brother Lezi, hurry over and see if this beauty is really a beauty or just a beauty from behind. If she is, I'll give you half a bag of spicy noodles!"

Chen Duolin glanced at the comments in the live broadcast room, and then said: "I can't do that. I, Lao Le, also have to save face. In such a high-end occasion, how can I run over to look at beautiful women? I am not that kind of person!"

Having said that, he actually got a lot closer and pointed the camera at the person's back.

He was sneaking along, taking a few steps, stopping for a step, stretching the sneaking plot to its fullest, and finally approached and pulled the camera directly into the buttocks of the long-haired back...

Then you can hear the sound of him swallowing his saliva: "Tsk tsk, this waist, this hip, and... Oh, brothers, this is not my fault, I have always been a serious person, but... this world wants me to be not serious!"

Then, the black long straight hair in the camera seemed to turn around, and the audience immediately heard Chen Duolin shouting: "Brothers, pay attention, pay attention, it's about to start, the spicy strips are going to be served faster, hurry up, buy it and leave, but I'm telling you in advance, the anchor will kill it regardless of winning or losing!"

"I will never give up spicy noodles!"

There was another round of booing in the anchor room!
As a result, the man turned around... and then the image in the live broadcast room shook, and the audience only heard the host Lezige yelling: "Fuck, fuck..."

When the audience looked over, they were shocked... there was a man opposite them, a man with a face full of fat and pockmarks!
"It's hopeless. I need to go to the ophthalmologist to have my eyes washed!"

"Brother Lezi, can you be more discerning and at least find a woman...you got a grown man!"

But some people also said: "You know what, it's pretty good, I like this, anchor, be brave, come up and flirt with her, there will be lots of gifts!"

Only the old audience with sharp eyes noticed: "Fuck, this Lezi brother is not a human being. I have seen this guy before. He just appeared on the screen yesterday and played a lovelorn girl who hooked up with Lezi brother...but that's his male assistant, and he has a face full of fat and pockmarks. Even if I close my eyes and turn off the lights, I can't bring myself to eat him!"

Chen Duolin looked at the various comments in the live broadcast room, and then a group of people laughed, and he quickly spoke up to comfort them.

He also promised netizens that when he asks an assistant to go on stage tomorrow, he must arrange a female assistant, and she must wear black stockings. This calmed the anger of netizens!

Isn't this quite a coincidence? When he was collecting folk songs and foot washing in Wancheng, he just happened to discover a beautiful girl with nimble hands. Tomorrow she will make her debut as his female assistant wearing black stockings and enter the live broadcast industry!
From then on, the world lost a fallen girl with only junior high school education, whose father was a gambler, whose mother was seriously ill, and whose boyfriend did not work; and gained a female Bodhisattva who graduated from a 211 prestigious university and was wholeheartedly pursuing the art of film and television.

Chen Duolin felt that he had done a great thing!

Who says live streaming is vulgar and bad? Isn’t this pretty good!

Chen Duolin is an internet celebrity, and a live-streaming internet celebrity...but this has only been the case in the past six months. Before that, he was a serious electronic product reviewer.

He had trouble finding a job after graduating from college, and as he was very interested in electronic products, he started doing some electronic product reviews a few years ago. He first published articles, and later he simply made some electronic product review videos and posted them on the website.

Last year, he already had hundreds of thousands of fans on several video media websites, and he also had a media account on Weibo with hundreds of thousands of members. He then supported himself by relying on some business orders.

Of course, it is just enough to support myself and I can't make a lot of money.

But this changed at the end of last year!

At the end of last year, Chen Duolin came into contact with the jumping videos that had just been launched on the market. At first, he just watched some videos to kill time, but he soon discovered the business opportunities in them.

This kind of short video website is also suitable for bloggers like him!

So he re-edited many of his review videos, from medium-length videos of several minutes or even more than ten or twenty minutes in length, to short videos of only tens of seconds.

Then I created a Jump account and posted!

Because his videos are relatively popular and straightforward, evaluating various electronic products in a simple and rough manner, and the editing is also for fun and topicality... Unlike many people who do reviews these days, who insist on being professional and end up making their videos very boring.

Although Chen Duolin is also in the electronic product review track, his reviews are fun and make people laugh.

So he would deliberately look for all kinds of weird and interesting electronic products, even three-no products, for evaluation... One of his representative works is a review of a sweeping robot produced by Huaqiangnan. This sweeping robot costs only a few dozen yuan, and it does not have the functions of a so-called smart sweeping robot. It just has a shell, a motor, and simple functions such as collision sensing and turning around.

It was just a toy, but in his mouth, it turned into black technology...

When he evaluated the robot in a serious and lofty tone, but the robot behaved like a retard during the test and made frequent mistakes, he had to try his best to praise it, and the comedic effect was excellent.

Of course, a lot of money was made... Although it is just a funny short video that belittles this sweeping robot, some netizens who are amused will still buy it to play with it... After all, no one cares whether a thing worth dozens of dollars can sweep the floor or not, they only care whether it is fun.

As a toy...it's pretty good.

Relying on this representative video, he successfully sold a lot of goods and earned tens of thousands of yuan.

As the number of fans of this Tiaodong account increased, the number of clicks on the review videos it released also increased. At the beginning of this year, Tiaodong Video began to explore the live broadcast track and sent live broadcast invitations to bloggers in various sub-industries.

In addition to many popular female Bodhisattvas, bloggers from other different categories were also invited.

Chen Duolin has done quite well in the field of interesting electronic product reviews, and at least in the early stage of the Jump Video platform, he was considered the number one in the electronic product review field.

Therefore he also received an invitation to the live broadcast!
But when he tried to live broadcast some reviews and content using electronic products, he found that there was not much traffic... No one would watch your reviews, they are so boring!
After thinking it over, he began an active transformation. He started by going to major technology exhibitions and other venues, conducting various visiting live broadcasts in these places, and then his personality gradually changed into that of a fun person.

The so-called reviews have also turned into live shows similar to variety shows, with all kinds of scripts and routines!

To put it simply, it means taking a group of netizens to see various technology exhibitions, and not just technology exhibitions, but also car exhibitions, fashion shows, swimsuit beaches, in short, go wherever there is excitement.

Then from time to time, there are some small plots like "beautiful female passers-by" and "male assistant in women's clothing" to interact with each other...

If there is no fun, just create some!
Chen Duolin is a person who holds a mobile phone, broadcasts live and chats, runs around to join in the fun, and brings some goods from time to time. His life is quite carefree.

However, Chen Duolin still hasn't forgotten his old profession. He is a serious blogger in the electronic product review track, although his career change has gone a little off the track...

No, he had previously applied for a ticket for a press conference on Zhiyun’s official website!
The Zhiyun flagship phone launch conference was such a big event, and according to his current "personality", he had to join in the fun, not only to join in the fun, but also to make it interesting.

His original plan was to apply for tickets for the press conference live, and then when he failed to get the tickets, he would cry and scream in front of netizens: Even though Zhiyun despises me, I still love Zhiyun, and I will go to join in the fun even if I don’t have tickets…

After all, for the annual launch of Zhiyun's flagship phone, apart from industry insiders and traditional media personnel, very few tickets are available to the public, and most of them are given to loyal users who get tickets by participating in various events.

Therefore, Chen Duolin never expected to get a ticket!
But he did not expect that this year Zhiyun's marketing department revised its marketing strategy and included self-media personnel in the publicity sequence.

As a result, Chen Duolin, who was originally an "electronic product fun reviewer", actually let him pass the application and got the invitation letter!

Although Chen Duolin has now transformed into a "fun anchor", he takes the old audience in the live broadcast room to watch the fun, see the female Bodhisattva, give benefits, and play various routine plots every day.

But now that we have received the invitation letter, we naturally have to take the opportunity to reap a lot of traffic.

Chen Duolin was holding the invitation letter in his hand, laughing: "I've always said that, Lao Le, I'm a serious person, don't slander me every day, you see, this is the certificate of a serious person, Zhiyun certified it a few days ago, it's very pure!"

As he said this, he looked at his phone again and saw that his assistant had sent him a message saying that the next small plot had been arranged and was ready to go on stage.

After reading the news, he continued chatting with the audience for a few minutes without saying a word. Suddenly, Chen Duolin deliberately made a surprised expression to the camera, with his mouth opened in a half circle, as if he was going to eat a dinosaur egg.

He spoke tremblingly: "Brothers, brothers, family members, my dear leeks... guess what I saw? What did I see? A beauty... an absolute beauty, a super invincible beauty!"

As he spoke, the camera in the live broadcast room shifted to a woman in a red shirt, black skirt and black stockings... Chen Duolin's mouth now continued like a machine gun: "I said, in such a high-end press conference, there must be beauties, definitely big beauties..."

But then, a viewer in the live broadcast room said: "It must be his assistant... I just saw him this morning. He was wearing the same clothes and didn't even change. Brother Lezi, you are too perfunctory!"

"Although this is a woman, believe me, Brother Lezi's taste in choosing assistants is really poor. Seeing her reminds me of the one in my family..."

Brother Lezi was still wailing there, but the audience in the live broadcast room were making all kinds of funny comments.

After talking for a long time, Brother Lezi suddenly said with a straight face: "Brothers, believe me, this time it is definitely a real beauty. If not, I will let my assistant continue to dress as a woman tomorrow, no ambiguity!"

When the result was announced, it turned out to be a beauty, and she was a colleague of Lezi Ge and also a female anchor... This was naturally a script.

Of course, the audience actually knows that this is all a script... There are not so many beauties for Brother Lezi to find every few days. Beautiful women in reality are a scarce resource, so how can Brother Lezi meet them several times a day?

Besides, if you, as a host, want to take a picture of a beautiful woman, she has to be willing to do so.

If he offends someone with a bad temper and wide network of contacts, it is possible that Brother Lezi will be put in a sack at night...

Therefore, the people who appear in Brother Lezi’s live broadcast room are actually characters in the script… They are either beautiful girls found on the spot temporarily, some of whom like to have some fun and be in the limelight, or they are hired to appear on camera for a little money.

There are also some female anchors in the same field.

Or they could be female assistants or even male assistants disguised as such. There are all kinds of people.

The audience actually knows it, but they just love to watch it... The audience just love to watch Brother Lezi making a fuss and showing all kinds of surprised expressions.

Entertainment shows are about the process, not the result...

As a funny anchor who has quickly risen in the video world in the past six months and is mainly known for giving benefits to netizens in his live broadcast room, Lezi Ge has naturally attracted a lot of female anchors who want to be famous to appear on his screen... so there is no shortage of beautiful female candidates.

It's not even possible for you to get on board if you want to. A bunch of young female anchors have to eat and sleep with him before you can show up in Lezi Ge's live broadcast room and become a permanent guest, playing various beautiful welfare roles.

After about an hour of live broadcast, Brother Lezi looked at the number of viewers and the number of gifts, and finally took a sip of water and said, "Okay, it's almost time, brothers, I will take you to the venue. Hey, the inspection is quite strict, brothers, wait a moment, I will go through it!"

Immediately afterwards, the camera went dark, with only the intermittent voice of Brother Lezi being heard.

About two minutes later, the video screen lit up again, and it was seen that Brother Lezi had entered a passage.

After exiting the passage, I saw a huge indoor venue, surrounded by people who came to attend the press conference.

"Damn, what a grand occasion! This is the first time for me to attend such a grand occasion. Brothers, did you see that? Those sitting in the front row are all big shots. Look, isn't that Second Brother Ma? And the one next to him, see? He's the CEO of Yihai Technology!"

"Tsk tsk, people from the top ten or even top twenty companies in the mobile phone industry have come here, either the CEO or the vice president!"

"Beauty? In such a high-class occasion, you are talking to me about beauty. It's a bit disrespectful!"

"But you know what, the female employees here are quite pretty. Oh, that's definitely not the sound of swallowing saliva. Let me show you a close-up!"

"Nonsense, I'm a serious person, I definitely can't show you my face, just secretly look at my figure. I'm a serious anchor, I won't offend someone's portrait rights at will."

"If you want to see a face, that's fine too. I'll find a few more Bodhisattvas for you tomorrow. Don't worry, they are all the top-notch, best-looking, and most relaxed female Bodhisattvas in the industry."

"If it doesn't work, I'll pull out a male assistant from my company and have him dress up as a woman to show you!"

After joking for a while, Chen Duolin continued to bring the topic back to the venue:

"There are probably many people from other industries coming here too, but I don't know much about other industries, and I can't recognize this head. But it doesn't matter, as long as everyone knows that those people in the front are all big guys!"

"I've inquired before coming here. It's impossible for a company with a scale of more than 10 billion to enter the inner field. Every one of the people in the inner field is a tough guy like the CEO or senior vice president of a billion-dollar company!"

"The presentation of our Zhiyun press conference, wow, made Lao Le so happy!"

"I'm not bragging. Outside, ordinary people don't even have the qualifications to get within a hundred meters of them. But now, I'm with them. Tell me, I am considered a big shot now, right?"

"Oh, more people are coming, quite a few, more than ten or twenty. Damn, this is even more amazing. Look at the big guy in front, Ji Chenghe, President Ji, he is a role model for us men."

"Born in the countryside, he started from scratch. His father was seriously ill. He was penniless before he was 30. At one point, he couldn't even afford to rent a house. It wasn't until he joined Zhiyun Group that he was appreciated by President Xu and quickly became a big boss. Now he's successful and married a school beauty..."

"I don't even dare to act out this loser's counterattack scenario in the live broadcast room. It's too fake."

"This guy is our Zhiyun's senior vice president. You've all heard of this name, right? He can be seen in the news every few days. Some time ago, he visited a certain European country and was personally received by the local prime minister."

"This President Ji can be said to be the second most important person in our Zhiyun Group!"

"Beside him is Mr. Gu. You may not be familiar with him. Let me give you some basic information. He is also a big shot. He is the senior vice president of Zhiyun and is in charge of supply chain."

"But don't mistake him for a buyer. He's in charge of the global supply chain, which is awesome."

"How awesome is this guy? It's just a rumor. There's news that the fruit company tried to lure him over with an annual salary of 50 million US dollars to work on the supply chain."

"But they ignored me!"

"And the bald guy next to him is also a big shot of Zhiyun Group. He's in R&D, so you guys probably don't know him well. But it doesn't matter. As a senior person in the industry, I definitely know him. He's also the senior vice president of the group and the person in charge of the smart terminal business, Xie Jianyong!"

"How powerful is he? You can tell by his bald head, he has profound skills!"

"I heard that this man is a two-generation old servant of Xu Shenxue. In Xu's father's time, he was the head of the R&D department of Weiku Electronics. Later, when the richest man Xu took over the family business, with the support of President Xu, he was unstoppable and designed and developed a series of best-selling mobile phones around the world, including the famous C series and S series mobile phones. The C1 and S9 are both the works of this big boss!"

“An idol for countless science and engineering men.”

"There are other bigwigs in Zhiyun Group, too. They are either senior vice presidents or vice presidents. They even take a private jet when they go out!"

“And brothers, did you see that after the Zhiyun people came out, the bosses of other companies in the front row all stood up. No matter if you are an Internet upstart, a traditional manufacturing boss, or a friendly competitor or a high-tech company boss, you have to behave like a grandson in front of the Zhiyun Group’s executives!”

“This is the big scene!”

“I really came to the right place for this press conference!”

“I only heard that the launch of Zhiyun’s flagship phone was awesome before, but I just read the reviews online and had fun, so I didn’t feel much!”

“But after watching it today, I realized that Zhiyun’s press conference was really awesome. Not to mention what products were released, the appearance alone was amazing!”

"Sure enough, my Zhiyun is still awesome!"

After about ten minutes of hype, the lights suddenly dimmed and a 3D holographic projection stage show began.

This kind of performance is already a regular feature of Zhiyun's flagship phone launch conference, but it still made Chen Duolin exclaim: "This... this... this is fucking black technology, full of science fiction!"

"Really, brothers, my fellow leeks, if you have the chance, you must come and see the Zhiyun flagship phone launch conference in person. Seeing this holographic projection in person is completely different from seeing it on the screen of a computer or mobile phone. It's so shocking!"

After a series of performances, the lights on the stage came on, and a row of robots walked out.

"Look, what do I see?"

"The robot looks a bit like the one released at last year's Zhiyun Robot Conference, but it looks even more domineering!"

As a group of robots came out in a line, Xu Shenxue at the back also followed them out of the aisle and onto the stage.

Then, with a smile on his face, he said to the audience, netizens and TV viewers in the live broadcast equipment: "Good afternoon, everyone. I am your old friend, Xu Shenxue!"

“ Thank you very much to all the friends who came from afar to attend our live conference. I would also like to thank the audience in front of the TV and the netizens who watched the live broadcast online for their support!”

"Before I went on stage, my assistant told me that today's press conference is expected to be watched by more than 60 million people around the world on TV or online."

"My wife even encouraged me to not be nervous!"

As he spoke, Xu Shenxue pointed to Lin Yaxian, who was below the stage and was wearing a cyan silk long skirt paired with a bright white silk top with a right collar embroidered with gradient blue peonies.

"She often worries that I'm under too much pressure, but I want to say that the audience that far exceeds my expectations does not make me nervous or stressed. On the contrary, it makes me happy!"

"Because it means that more people can see the gifts we prepare for the world first!"

“A great epoch-making gift that can overturn the existing smartphone industry, break people’s existing perceptions of smartphones, and rebuild new perceptions!”

"Yes, this is a new gift brought to the world by our tens of thousands of Zhiyun engineers and many partners!"

When Xu Shenxue said this, he stopped talking and looked at the audience!
"I know you are anxious and can't wait to see our new gifts!"

"But don't rush!"

(End of this chapter)

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