From a Zhengyi Taoist Child to a Master of All Laws

Chapter 17 Official Visitors
Seven days later, Mei County First Hospital.

After fiddling with it for a long time, Li Yang sat on a chair in the corridor outside the hospital, holding a wooden stick and shaking his head:
"When you come here on horseback with a whip, you are half worried and half rich. It's like a fire burning the house above your head. God will send a rain to wipe out the disaster."

"Master, what does this mean?" the young nurse next to him asked excitedly.

Li Yang, wearing a hospital gown, glanced at her and said, "Xinxin, what do you want to ask?"

"Well... let's ask about marriage. Can you tell me when I can find a boyfriend?"

"This is a bad sign. The hexagram shows that you are too kind, which will lead to bad luck in marriage. You are easily deceived, so you should be especially wary of those seemingly innocent people around you."

Li Yang's tone was serious, and the little girl was stunned and her expression became tense.

"Master, what should I do? Can you help me?"

"Well, stretch out your hand and I will take a look at your palm."

"Oh"

"Master... is this necessary for palm reading?"

After a while, the little nurse's face turned slightly red, and her white and tender little hands were being kneaded over and over again by the two wolf claws.

"Believers, please believe me. I hurt you, didn't I? Come, I will rub it for you..."

Two minutes later, the young nurse withdrew her hand with a flushed face and her voice was as soft as a mosquito's.

"...How about the Taoist priest? Did you figure it out?"

"Shanxin, your palm is very white... No, your palm is very good. Although your marriage line has twists and turns, it will be smooth sailing in the end. You are destined to be rich and prosperous."

"By the way, this service costs 80 yuan. Please decide whether to pay by WeChat or cash."

"Hmm? Taoist Priest, didn't you say that I could borrow the signature for free?"

"The fortune interpretation is free, palm reading is 80."

Li Yang raised his eyebrows, opened the WeChat payment code, and smiled like a profiteer.

A middle-aged man reading a newspaper across from them twitched as he listened. The attending doctor who came over couldn't stand it anymore and stepped forward to interrupt the two of them:

"Mr. Li Yang from ward 354, why are you out? Your discharge procedures have been completed and you can be discharged this afternoon."

"Huh? So soon? I'm kind of reluctant to leave this place..."

The attending physician rolled his eyes as he wrote in his notebook.

Haha, of course you don't want to leave. There are so many beautiful nurses in the hospital, and you have touched their hands all over. If you don't leave, the hospital will be complained.

Now she looked at Li Yang with eyes that made her want to kick him in the face with two shoe horns.

Seeing the doctor's disgust, Li Yang remained unmoved and signed the discharge form with regret.

Wuliang Tianzun, he didn't want to do business in the hospital, but Chi Yanhong fainted as soon as he arrived at the hospital and has not woken up yet.

The medical bills for both of them fell on him. If he didn't fool these young nurses who were inexperienced in the world, he wouldn't even be able to pay for the medical expenses.

Well, should the medical expenses I paid for Chi Yanhong be calculated based on bank interest or loan shark interest? …Forget it, considering our friendship for a few days, I won’t have to calculate compound interest on interest.

But even if the interest is compounded, she won't become poor, right? This little girl seems to be a rich woman...

The attending doctor saw his eyes rolling around and knew that this little charlatan was not holding his fart well.

A week ago, the hospital received two patients transferred from Shiyang Village. When the X-ray machine took the film, they were stunned.
No matter from which perspective, the two people lying down should be corpses.

The woman had multiple fractures and internal bleeding. The man was even more outrageous, with muscles all over his body necrotic and atrophied, and blood spurting out of his body, like a bloody man.

But even so, the two men just didn't die, especially Li Yang. In less than two days, all the muscles in his body healed and now he can even tease the young nurse.

After signing the report, the attending physician walked into the hospital. He brought Li Yang back to life in just one week. His medical skills had become famous in the hospital, and the dean was waiting for him to submit his report.

After signing the form, Li Yang did not return to the ward, but sat on a bench to bask in the sun.

After a while, I saw that some people still did not move.

Li Yang sighed, stood up, stretched, and sat down next to the man who was reading a newspaper opposite him.

"Brother, where are you from? You've been spying on me for a few days. I'm about to be discharged from the hospital. Even if you're a pervert, you have to start moving the plot forward, right?"

Xing Jianjun's face trembled.

There were many people in the hospital, men, women, young and old, all with their own characteristics, but he was inconspicuous among them.

Inconspicuous is his greatest quality. He has an ordinary face, ordinary body, and ordinary clothes. Such people are often marginal figures in society, but fortunately his profession is not ordinary.

Xing Jianjun is in his forties and has been working as a plainclothes officer for more than ten years. He has done tasks such as tracking, stalking, surveillance, and pickpocketing thousands of times and has never been discovered.

But when he thought of the magical powers of this Taoist priest, Xing Jianjun was immediately relieved.

"As expected of Taoist Li Yang from Baiyun Mountain, Xing Jianjun, deputy captain of the Mei County Criminal Police Brigade, has seen the real person."

Xing Jianjun put down the newspaper and took out a certificate.

Li Yang looked at him with a smile, without saying anything, waiting for Xing Jianjun's next words.

"I'm very sorry to approach you in this way, but our police department has no experience with people like you."

"Oh, why do I exist?"

"In the Shiyang Village abduction case, Qi Yong, who was in a coma, has woken up and explained some of the circumstances to us."

Having said that, Xing Jianjun looked up at Li Yang, who still had a calm expression.

"Shiyang Village? Haven't you already found that Taoist Priest Xuanbao?"

Li Yang slowly took the newspaper from Xing Jianjun's hand and folded it in his hands.

"That was our negligence. Taoist Li, I want to ask you about the golden light that the suspect mentioned that could block bullets."

"Golden light, what golden light?"

"It's the strange... Taoist magic you used to save a few abducted girls?" Xing Jianjun didn't know how to define it, so he had to call it Taoist magic first.

"What do you mean by saving trafficked girls? I don't know."

"Master, but according to the confessions of several girls and the prisoners..."

"That's their business. I'm just an ordinary Taoist priest who follows the rules and regulations. I just sell tickets and interpret fortunes every day."

Li Yang folded the newspaper in his hand into a 20-centimeter square and spoke slowly.

Xing Jianjun frowned slightly: "Master, there is a saying that heroes use force to break the law. In today's rule of law society, your ability makes some people very worried."

Xing Jianjun stared at Li Yang intently. In the past, to deal with young people like this, he only needed a little power and a sharp look to make them surrender.

"Captain Xing, I don't know what you mean. I have no intention of disturbing social order. Whether they are at ease or not has nothing to do with me."

"I can only assure you that, unless under special circumstances, I will not show off my abilities in public."

Without admitting or denying anything, Li Yang threw the folded newspaper to the exposed corner of the chair.

"Is that so? I understand..." Xing Jianjun looked thoughtful. He had been observing for many days and his original intention was just to come here to give a reminder.

After all, we live in a society ruled by law. If it can block shotguns, Xing Jianjun doesn't think it can block their regular firearms.

He saw the square newspaper that Li Yang threw casually and was about to pick it up, but Li Yang immediately stopped him.

"Don't move, that is my masterpiece. If you move it, you will be charged 500."

Xing Jianjun: “?”

Li Yang didn't explain. After he finished speaking, he strolled back to the ward with the sign box in his arms.

"I'm going to go up and take care of my friend. Captain Xing, please feel free to do as you please."

Shaking his head and lamenting Li Yang's strangeness, Xing Jianjun entered the hospital and called a few colleagues who were also keeping an eye on him to prepare for evacuation.

When I walked into the corridor, I suddenly found that there were many people gathered there.

When he got closer, he saw the young nurse who had just been molested by Li Yang sitting on the ground with her hands covering her forehead.

The people around helped her up and talked about it.

"This little nurse is lucky. There happened to be a folded newspaper here. Otherwise, her face might have been disfigured."

"Who said it wasn't? Luckily, my forehead hit the newspaper. I don't know who folded this newspaper..."

Xing Jianjun looked at the newspapers folded into squares on the floor, then looked up at the window of Li Yang's ward, frowning.

On the third floor, when Li Yang opened the door of the ward, he found that Chi Yanhong had woken up and was sitting on the bed with a cold expression.

Seeing Li Yang coming in, the little nun smiled:
"Friend Li, the hands of this hospital nurse are really nice to touch."

(End of this chapter)