I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 115 Just Because I Saw You in the Crowd
Chapter 115 Just Because I Saw You in the Crowd
The microphone was hung up.
Raymond Lam said to the live studio:
Dude,
The only thing I can say to comfort you is that you should be thankful.
why,
Think about it, after experiencing such a passionate relationship, you tossed and turned every night and couldn't sleep.
But looking back,
will find,
Lying trough,
I'm only 25 years old!
I'm not in a hurry.
What I'm afraid of is what my friend is. What I'm afraid of is that after you've gone through this relationship, you look back and realize that
Lying trough,
I am 30 years old.
My next fucking relationship is going to have to be married.
This means that I don’t have the cost of trial and error.
So, this is the only way I can comfort you. You are still young and should treat the bad memories as scenery and experience.
That's the case, everyone. Think about it yourself.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
What the hell!
“Top-level understanding.”
"I suddenly felt cheerful."
"Alas, it's too late to hear this. It's already 30."
"It's too late to wake up."
"I already regret not seizing the opportunity when I was young."
"Don't worry, as long as I don't get married, I will have the cost of trial and error for the rest of my life."
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Hahahahaha.
. . . .
Raymond Lam scanned some comments and said with a smile: "I saw someone stuck on a bug and said I would never get married. Does that mean I won't have to try and make mistakes for the rest of my life?"
Dude,
let me tell you,
What is there to be afraid of?
"Oh my god, thanks to my husband for the carnival, buddy, I love you."
The guy who just connected to the microphone kept his promise and sent me a carnival.
Raymond Lam made a heart shape to express his gratitude.
Then he said, "Come on, let's continue what we were saying. If you really want to stay single for your whole life, you don't have to make mistakes for your whole life.
But this thing,
I am afraid.
When you are 40 or 50 years old, you suddenly meet someone,
Hey,
You want to get married,
Then the emotions you wasted before would just increase your mileage.
Maybe many people don’t understand what this mileage means.
Let me give you an example.
For example, if I buy a car and drive it for 80,000 kilometers, when I sell it again, people will care about the mileage.
If I have driven it for 8 kilometers, I might only be able to sell it for 10 yuan.
But if I only drove it 3 kilometers, I could sell it for or yuan.
That is,
Your value considerations in the other person's mind will be completely different.
So, we are not afraid of you increasing your mileage, but we are afraid that you will sell the car.
right,
I'm afraid you'll meet someone and think, oh shit, I actually met him.
I want to start a family with her.
Who can say for sure about this stuff?
If you really meet such a person, then you will say that you have talked about these unloving relationships before.
When people see it,
Lying trough,
Your mileage is so high.
The value is low.
Of course, I am just using a metaphor here. I am not really saying that the brothers I have talked to are second-hand cars.
Family members, please don't let your guard down.
. . . .
On the barrage.
"The military advisor carries a sword, and I carry a shield. I can't break through the defense at all."
"There's nothing to break the defense of. As long as I don't talk about it, it's always a new car."
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"I burn engine oil (laughing and crying)."
"You're stepping on the gas too hard, man."
"Then can I not tell the buyer?"
"Sure, you adjust the meter!"
Hahaha,
No problem.
"I basically remove the dashboard from a new car and replace it with an old one, and then install a new one when I sell it."
666
. . . .
Lin Feng laughed: "Someone said the meter can be adjusted, I also accept it."
Yes,
As long as you don't say it,
You can do some tricks.
But you have adjusted the meter, and the engine is leaking oil.
Your engine starts making noises.
Except for the horn, everything else is noisy.
This is not something that can be done by simply adjusting the meter."
Chatting with friends,
The next online audience member comes in.
"Hello, Military Advisor!
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Hello, please tell me about your basic situation." "Military Advisor, I am 24 years old, a first-year graduate student, and I met a girl. I found that she had a good impression of me, and I also had a good impression of her. Unfortunately, we never met again, but we met again in March this year."
Raymond Lam: "I don't quite understand buddy. You said she had a crush on you, and after she expressed it, you parted ways? Didn't she leave any contact information?"
“No, we didn’t express it in words.”
Lin Feng was curious: "How do you express that?"
"Just eye contact."
? ?
Boy: "Because I found her secretly looking at me and laughing."
???
Raymond Lam: "Brother, when someone looks at you and smiles, do you think they like you?
Let's just say,
Is it possible that you have a fucking disease? "
Well. . .
. . . .
On the barrage.
She Smiled at Me She Likes Me
Divine gold!
Xiao Wan: "Aren't I making fun of you?"
Yaoyao: "People do laugh when they are extremely speechless."
Tangtang: "I also smile when I'm embarrassed."
Gouzi: "This stuff is all matte."
???
What do you mean?
Stranger: "High EQ: You peed on the matte one. Low EQ: There's always urine if there's no mirror."
what?
Shit joke.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Boy: “I wanted to add her contact information in person, but I was too embarrassed to do so.
Because we are all in the same group, but I can't figure out which one is her.
I added several people who might be her.”
Lin Feng was happy: "So she was added?"
"Finally I added her. Since I'm not very good at expressing myself, I just communicate with her by sharing songs."
Lin Feng: "Will the other party take the initiative to find you?"
"Yes, she would respond to me with songs."
Raymond Lam: "No buddy, I mean will she share her life with you?"
"When I talk to her, she will tell me."
Raymond Lam: “What will you say?”
"She'll say she's busy."
???
Lin Feng was stunned for two seconds.
He tapped the blackboard and said,
"It's confirmed. Not only do you have problems with your eyesight, but you also don't understand good and bad words."
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "Brother, this is not called affection, it's just a kind of courtesy."
You said that if you send me a message and I don't respond, that would be rude.
And the chat mode you guys have now,
It's not called chatting.
It's called mountain song.
That's the kind.
Hey,
Sing folk songs,
Sing here, drink there~
Do you understand me, buddy?
I just love singing.
You think too much! ! "
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Song of the Mountain"
I really laughed my ass off.
Military Advisor: What songs did she share with you?
Boy: "I advise you not to think too much"
Hahahahaha.
“M: She is so caring and willing to comfort me. She is really kind and loves me very much.”
You have grasped the essence.
Hahahahaha.
"In summary: Don't look a man in the eye, and don't respond to a man politely."
"M: If you don't look directly at me, you're shy. You like me."
Seconds,
next question.
what?
Hahahahaha.
(End of this chapter)
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