I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 116 She said she didn't want to scold me

Lin Feng: "Brother, the frequency of your chats is not that high now, and there is no ambiguous atmosphere in the chats between the two of you.

In the eyes of other girls, you are just an ordinary friend.
It never got to that stage.”

Boy: "Wait a minute, Military Advisor. She actually has another best friend who also has a crush on me."

Lin Feng: "Because her bestie also glanced at you in the crowd?"

"Correct."

"Still right?"

Lin Feng couldn't stop laughing.

"Brother, promise me that we can walk with our eyes closed next time we go out, okay?"

Walking along this road,

They all like me.
You can’t even add me on WeChat!

Well. . .

. . . . .

On the barrage.

"I dare not open my eyes. This world is too scary."

"It seems like I have to close my eyes when I go out from now on. If I open my eyes, it means I like you."

"M: Are you asking for a kiss from me, pretty girl, by closing your eyes?"

what?
"Then I'll just roll my eyes when I go out next time, that's all."

“Man: Woman, are you trying to get my attention?”

never mind,

"I'll just go through the sewers when I go out next time."

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Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Boy: "Actually, I saw her bestie's circle of friends, and I found that she was just unhappy, and then she went to KTV to sing."

Raymond Lam: “Who’s unhappy?”

"It's her best friend."

Raymond Lam: "Her best friend was unhappy, so she went to the KTV to sing and vent her emotions."

"Correct."

"Still right?"

To your sister!

Lin Feng said unhappily: "It's none of your business if they go to KTV?"

You,

You are really good at making up your mind,
When someone posts a picture of them singing at a KTV on their Moments, you think they are jealous.

Dude,

Do you know what chromosomes are?

He is XY.

You are fucking YY! "

Well. . .

. . . . .

On the barrage

My God was shocked!
"He not only imagined that the girl liked him, but also imagined that the girl's best friend liked him, and even imagined that the girl and her best friend were jealous of him (laughing and crying)."

"So I'm not afraid of how pitiful the victim is, I'm just afraid of the murderer's imagination."

"So what's in the Y chromosome?"

"There is YY, unscrupulous YY."

Hahahaha.

. . . . .

Raymond Lam: "Dude, you are totally crazy."

Do you know what peach blossom epilepsy is?

It's a neurological disease.

You pay too much attention to how others look at you, because you are imagining a big drama.
People like you replace all normal social problems with intimate relationships.

Boy: "Military Advisor, I want to add that the songs we shared are love songs."

Raymond Lam: "What else? So what? What song is not a love song now? Do you want me to share with you a Great Compassion Mantra, so that demons and ghosts can retreat immediately?"

Well....

Boy: "I just wanted to say that, then I saw a concert, so I asked her out."

Lin Feng: "She agreed?"

"She said she had seen it."

Lin Feng laughed angrily: "Brother, that is a polite refusal, which means that the other party still regards you as a human being and is willing to spend time making up a reason to deceive you."

Boy: "But I made another appointment later, and she said she was busy."

Raymond Lam: "Of course I'm busy, busy trying to figure out how to reject you."

Well....

Raymond Lam: "Okay buddy, look at your nose, it's all red, promise me, you won't be a clown anymore, okay?"

"Wait a minute, Military Advisor. I have something else to say. Let me finish first."

Lin Feng spread his hands: "Okay, come on, let me hear if there is anything else ridiculous. Tell us and make us laugh."

Well. . .

Boy: "It was because of this concert that I wanted to date her again, so I went out to get a room."

???

Lin Feng: "You fucking asked someone to get a room?"

"No, no, no, because the concert was very late, so I wanted to ask her out for a meeting."

Raymond Lam: "No buddy, did you go to the last concert with her?" "No, I went alone."

and you?

I'm fucking convinced.

Raymond Lam: "No one accompanied you to the concert. You came out of the concert by yourself and thought it was late, so you went to the hotel to book a room and asked if they wanted to come to the room to meet you.

You are sick, bro.

Come on, I'm very curious now, tell me how the other party scolded you. "

Well. . .

Boy: “She didn’t scold me.”

Lin Feng: "So what did she say?"

"She said she didn't want to curse."

Raymond Lam: . . . .

. . . . .

Hahahaha.

"He was silenced by the military advisor."

What the hell!

I laughed so hard.

Girl’s perspective: I met a guy, was harassed, responded out of politeness, asked him out, but he refused.

I was asked out for the second time and I refused.

As a result, I received a message in the evening asking for a room.

"It's so scary!"

"Hahaha, that's so pitiful, little sister."

She said she didn't want to scold me

"The young lady is so polite and has such high standards. If it were me, I would definitely curse at her."

"M: So why didn't she scold me? She must have been reluctant to do so. She felt sorry for me."

Hahahaha, idiot!
. . . . .

Boy: "Military Advisor, can I continue?"

what?
besides?

Raymond Lam was also drunk.

"You say it."

"Then she blocked me, so I went to find her best friend and told her about my situation."

Raymond Lam: "What did her best friend say?"

"That is to say, I was impolite. How could I say that? I explained that I didn't consider her feelings.

Then we added each other on WeChat again, and she told me there must not be a next time.”

Raymond Lam: "No buddy, you don't think they are giving you hope, do you?"

There must not be a next time for this, which actually means please don’t disgust me again next time.

You don't think that I'm treating you like a little wife. Humph, that's annoying. You're not allowed to do that again next time!
Dude,

Don’t imagine it again!

That’s not the case at all.”

Well. . .

Boy: "Actually, I want to say one more thing. I also did offline consultation."

Raymond Lam: “How much did it cost?”

"A computer, maybe."

Lin Feng: "It only cost a few thousand yuan. Did the offline consultation teach you how to chat with her?"

"Correct."

Lin Feng: "So no matter what the woman responds to, there will be someone here to give you advice during offline consultation?"

"Correct."

Lin Feng was speechless.

"Brother, regarding what you just said, whether it's me or the brothers in the live studio, we have all been laughing at you, saying that you are sick and that you are a common man.
But in essence,

This thing is actually in your genes. It can be said to be a bad aspect.

It's not something you can actively control.

So it can also be understood as your emotional simplicity and dullness.

But please consult offline.

Once you find this thing, you become a liar, man.

Do you think there are skills in love?

What skills are there?
It's nothing more than mutual affection and attraction.

That's it.

Let me put it this way, buddy. After talking to you for such a long time, I will give you some life advice as a military advisor. "

Boy: “Okay.”

Raymond Lam: "Regarding the matter of dating, please ask your dad, please ask your mom if they can introduce you to someone, don't chase after them on your own, you may never find a wife in your lifetime if you rely on yourself."

Well. . .

Lin Feng: "Believe me, blind dating is your only choice in the future. You have to rely on yourself. There is only one place for you to end up. Do you know where it is?"

Boy: “Where?”

Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard.

Quickly write down three words:

"Shaolin Temple!"

Well. . .

(End of this chapter)