I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 231: The National Unified Exam for Boyfriends and Girlfriends, the Live Broadcast Room is Exploding in Popularity
After returning to the community, Yu Huanshui said that he remembered that he wanted to buy some things.

Lin Feng left the car keys to him and went home first.

After arriving home,

As usual, I played a few games with Qiao Jingjing.

. . . .

Xishi: All skills are taken.

Raymond Lam: A greedy girl.

Qiao Jingjing: Hahahaha.

. . . .

Arthur: Let’s kiss each other and then get together.

Raymond Lam: Come on baby mua~

Arthur: Let me make it clear!!!

Qiao Jingjing: Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Lu Ban: Cai Wenji’s microphone is so noisy!

Cai Wenji: I'm in the toilet, and there seems to be a quarrel next door.

Raymond Lam: Just eat your food, why do you care about him?

Marco: ??? I **** teeth

Raymond Lam: Sticky teeth?

Marco: What the f*** are you doing?
Raymond Lam: Swallow it first, I can’t hear you clearly.

I go!

Hahahahaha.

Qiao Jingjing lay on the sofa holding her belly, laughing so hard that she fell backwards.

Unconsciously,

Playing games with Raymond Lam seems to have become her daily source of happiness.

It’s a pity that happiness is always short-lived.

Two hours later, the guy was busy again.

"I really want to know what he does. Why is he busier than me every day?"

Depressed, Qiao Jingjing had no choice but to hold her phone and click on the game replay.

Hahahaha.

quite funny!

Not long after, she started laughing happily again.

. . . . .

the other side.

Raymond Lam quit the game and started recording last night’s live broadcast story.

From the youthful ignorance of seventeen or eighteen, to the love and hate of twenty-four or twenty-five, to the mess of middle age.

Lin Feng discovered an interesting phenomenon.

It seems that the older we get, the more realistic the issues we care about.

And the elements of love and heart-throb are becoming less and less.

Why is it that it becomes harder to fall in love as people get older?

Lin Feng often says four words in the live broadcast room: weigh the pros and cons.

Actually, to put it more complicatedly, the cost of getting into a person's heart doubles with age.

Your first love at the age of 15, if you just look back and smile, can become your white moonlight for a lifetime.

My 40-year-old lover, who has to take care of both work and housework, is just one of the ups and downs in life.

Playing in mud as a kid can make lifelong friends.

But when we grow up, we may be brothers today and stabbed in the back tomorrow.

It seems that everyone's sentiment is to miss their childhood and youth.

It seems that I have only heard of people in their 50s missing the stadium when they were 15 years old.
But you don't hear about centenarians going to nursing homes to reminisce about their 60s.

Although the time gap seems the same, the perception of the world is actually very different.

why?
Because you appear when a person constructs his cognition of the world, you are part of his world.

It is also an important part of his memories.

In addition, people's perception of the speed of time will also accelerate as they age.

Try to recall it.

The three years of high school seemed so long.

From the cafeteria to the playground,

From classroom to campus,

From blackboards to exercise books,

There are many memories to recall and a long time to miss.

But you will find that after working for three years, you are in a daze and are ready to quit, change jobs or go through labor arbitration before you know who is around you.

Where is the time to pay attention to the comings and goings of my heart?
There is a world of difference between a one-year-old baby and a 10-year-old child, and a 70-year-old man and an 80-year-old woman are both elderly people with little difference.
So when a person reaches a later stage in life and even has no characteristics of his own, will he still care about the characteristics of others?

Therefore, it is harder to be moved as you get older, because the older you get, the more complete and clear your understanding of the world becomes.

He doesn't need any edges or corners, no need to mend them.

Once it's finalized, it's finalized.

If you're late, you're late.

When a person is born, he is like a blank sheet of paper.

A light stroke can leave a bright mark.

And by the time his painting is finished, if you want to leave a mark, there is more to depict.

It's like Zhao Zilong of Changshan, who fought his way through many difficulties and remained loyal all his life, but in the end he could not compare to the brotherhood of brotherhood in Peach Garden.

Cao Cao was very sincere and loyal to Guan Erye, and finally he went through five gates and killed six generals to find his elder brother.

Are they not good enough?
no.

Just because they were late.

Just as we were sighing, Yu Huanshui came back.

I saw that he was carrying a big bag in his hand.

There are food and drinks, as well as many strange little gadgets.

Lin Feng was stunned: "You went out just to buy this?"

Yu Huanshui explained with a smile: "These are all props."

Props?

What do you mean?
Yu Huanshui then expressed his thoughts.

After observing for a night, he felt that Lin Feng’s live broadcast was full of valuable information.

But it lacks some show effect.

If there is no program effect, people will get tired of it after a while.

It would be better to add some small games during the live broadcast.

As for how to join?

This question can be rethought.

In addition, Yu Huanshui also pointed out a point that Lin Feng had never noticed.

When he was doing an emotional live broadcast, many netizens joined in midway and couldn't understand what he was saying because they missed the beginning. They were very confused.

At this point they usually leave.

We cannot fail to retain new people.

So Yu Huanshui suggested that when Raymond Lam was broadcasting live in the future, he would be responsible for standing in front of the blackboard at the back and taking notes.

For example, the age of the person connecting on the microphone, the age of the other person, the occupations of both people, how they met, how long they have been together, what conflicts they have had, and even how long they have been apart.

Thus.

Even netizens who joined the live broadcast in the middle of the call could clearly understand what happened.

After listening to this, Lin Feng

He nodded again and again.

I feel that asking Yu Huanshui to be my assistant is a wise decision.

Afterwards, the two started discussing how to achieve the program effects during the live broadcast.

After half an hour,
The two came up with a novel idea to create entertainment and traffic at the beginning of the live broadcast.

So the two of them went to make preparations separately.

Soon it was eight o'clock in the evening.

Live broadcast starts.

[V-year member Xiao He flows into the live broadcast room]

[V-year member Xiaowan enters the live broadcast room]

[V-year member strangers enter the live broadcast room]

【. . . . . 】

Five minutes into the broadcast, the number of viewers exceeded 5.

This time, Raymond Lam did not open the show with a deep voice as usual.

Instead, he cooperated with Brother Shui and moved a blackboard under the camera.

The live broadcast room became lively at that time.

Because the blackboard was filled with densely packed words.

National College Entrance Examination - Admissions Examination for Boyfriends and Girlfriends

A Boyfriend Volume

B Girlfriend Volume

Candidate's Name: Male/Female Name:
Answering time: 10 minutes Total score: 100 points

notice

1. This is a test paper about your boyfriend/girlfriend. The test taker is not allowed to make changes without permission. Please try not to hand in a blank paper.
2. Test-takers must abide by the examination rules and must not cheat. Those who violate the examination rules will be punished by being deprived of snacks, spanked, etc., depending on the severity of the violation.

3. The right to interpret the answers lies with your boyfriend/girlfriend. Those who are dissatisfied with the results can confront each other.

10. Fill in the blanks, 2 questions in total, 20 points each ( points)
1. His/her birthday:
2. His/her zodiac sign:
3. His/her shoe size:
4. His height:
5. What has he/she done that touched you the most?

6. His favorite fruit:
7. What does he like to do most?

8. . . . .

10. Multiple choice questions, 2 questions in total, 20 points each ( points)
1. What do you like most about him/her?

A, hair B, appearance C, figure D, all.

2. . . . .

3. True or False Questions . . .

1. He likes to eat coriander...

4. Simple questions...

1. If he/she makes you angry and refuses to apologize and is very rude, will you have a big fight with him/her and then go into a cold war with him/her?
2. . . .

“@You guys and gals, the test will start in five minutes.”

finished,

Lin Feng and Yu Huanshui sat aside and started eating melon seeds.

I saw that the number of people online in the upper right corner was growing at a very high rate.

five minutes later,

The number of people in the room soared to 3.

I lost it!

A new record was reached.

Lin Feng quietly gave Yu Huanshui a thumbs up.

Yu Huanshui shouted solemnly into the room: "The exam begins!"

For a moment, the room was quiet, with only some single guys typing on the barrage.

Lin Feng sat on a chair with his legs crossed, eating melon seeds leisurely.

Yu Huanshui took on the responsibility of invigilator.

He walked around the room with his hands behind his back holding a willow branch.

From time to time, he would adjust his glasses and smile and nod in a certain direction.

It means the answer is good.

He turned his head sharply again and glared in another direction.

What it means is to keep your head down and do your own thing, and don't look around.

Don't say

The role is well grasped.

The number of people in the room is still increasing.

It made a bunch of single guys laugh.

Friends who have boyfriends do the questions seriously.

10 minute later.

"Exam time is up!"

Yu Huanshui cleared his throat and smiled at the screen, "This boyfriend/girlfriend test is not to make you complain about why the other person doesn't understand you, but to promote mutual understanding.
If there is still something you don’t know, take this opportunity to get to know each other and deepen your relationship.”

After Yu Huanshui finished speaking, the comments went viral...

"Brothers, this is really unnecessary. You're already starting to act like a spoiled brat (crying to death)."

"Is this optional? I am convinced."

"My girlfriend can't answer the first multiple-choice question, I'm so fucking stupid."

"You're better than me. My girlfriend said she forgot my name (grin)."

You,

Hahahaha.

"I'm different from you guys. My girlfriend didn't fill it out at all. She said only girlfriends take the exam for boyfriends (smile)."

"Forget it, there's no need brothers, we've already had a fight (dog head)."

"Luckily I don't have a girlfriend, otherwise I would have been in Shudao Mountain (sunglasses)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Yu Huanshui glanced at the comments and said, "It seems that the brothers didn't do very well in the exam, but it doesn't matter. Next, the military advisor will give one-on-one corrections and training to the brothers who failed.

Next, we invite our emotional strategist,
applaud! "

Hahahaha.

Yu Huanshui's actions instantly brought the atmosphere in the room to its peak.

Raymond Lam makes a stunning appearance.

Take the willow branch from Yu Huanshui.

He cleared his throat and said to the brothers in the room, "Next we will randomly connect to the microphone. The number of places is limited. Are you ready?

I said three, two, one.

Brother Shui started the live broadcast.
Brothers, let’s compete with each other in hand speed!”

For a moment, the brothers were eager to try.

three,
two,
One,

Start.

Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"

It's a boy.

Raymond Lam: "Congratulations to this brother for getting the first special tutoring opportunity tonight."

Come,
brothers,

Let’s open the boyfriend volume.

ask:
What should we guys do when our girlfriend has her period?
Boy: "I'll issue sanctions!"

Ok?
Lin Feng was stunned: "Get lost!"

Yu Huanshui was at a loss whether to laugh or cry and simply kicked the boy down.

On the barrage.

“Hahahaha, issue sanctions!!”

"You are also a talented person."

"What a talent! Sanctions are to reduce the enemy's health recovery, not to reduce the enemy's blood loss."

puff~
Hahahaha.

. . . . .

Raymond Lam: "If two people have just confirmed their relationship, or have not yet confirmed their relationship, in the ambiguous stage

If a girl talks about this topic, it means she still has a good impression of you.
After all, this topic is quite private and girls generally won’t tell outsiders about it.

Then, as long as you have the right language skills, it will be very easy to deal with girls.

Now the military advisor will teach you three moves.

The first trick is to make her happy. Just say, "Come over here and pinch me, and I will share the pain with you."

After hearing this, no matter how upset a girl is, she will be happy because of you.

Isn't the emotion aroused?

The second trick is to be romantic to her. You say that I feel sorry for you for one second across the screen. The girl says, "Only one second?"

You said that after all, she is not your girlfriend, so I feel much more distressed and afraid that you will misunderstand.

The third trick is to be a little naughty.

Tell her that I will try my best to prevent you from having your period for 10 months.

Have you learned it? "

. . . . .

On the barrage.

The girl said: I have my period.

Me: Contact next week
"Fuck! You're more ruthless than the military advisor!"

"I learned it bro, hahaha."

"Brothers, remember that money is spent wisely. From now on, every time you meet, buy her an ice cream. If she eats it, treat her well. If she doesn't, just answer the phone and go home (dog head)."

You old man.

Military Advisor: It’s over! All my studies have been wasted!

Hahahaha.

. . . . .

Next one,
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"

It's a girl.

Lin Feng: "Come on sister, let's open the girlfriend coupon."

ask:
When a girl has her period and her boyfriend asks her to drink more hot water, what will you do?
Girl: “Spray it on his face.”

go down!

. . . . .

On the barrage.

Go Down

"Hahahaha, the military advisor is mad at me."

"The key is to take her to the hospital, and the doctor also told her to drink more hot water."

“And then she’d say thank you to the doctor (grin).”

"Next time, do the opposite and drink less cold water (dog head)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Next person.

Ding~
"Hello, husband!"

He's a fucking boy.

Lin Feng's mouth trembled: "Turtle, there are no questions here that you can answer, get out!"

. . . . .

"Kame-san, hahahaha."

"Have the cherry blossoms in Kame-san's hometown bloomed yet? (dog head)."

"Baga, you're tearing and tearing, cleaning the toilet (sunglasses)."

"From the accent, he must be a colonel at least (haha)."

"No no no, it's Belly Hara Taro (dying of laughter)."

"Shouldn't it be Kameda Ichiro (dog head)?"

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Raymond Lam kicked Turtle Sang off the stage.

I thought to myself, these are a bunch of idiots, none of them are serious.

But at this time Yu Huanshui gave him a look.

I knock~

The number of people online has exceeded 5.

I have to say, this show is surprisingly effective!

continue!

Ding~
"Hello, military advisor."

Another brother.

Raymond Lam: "Let's continue with the boyfriend category."

ask:
Your girlfriend has a fever of 38 degrees. Your qualifying match has already started. What should you choose?

Boy: "If my girlfriend has a fever of 38 degrees, you can hang up for 1 minute.

But if it was the peak match, I would do the peak match first, and then because she had a fever, she could just help me boil an egg. "

???

Lin Feng: “Get out of here, get out of here!!”

Your girlfriend has a fever of 38 degrees, and you use her to boil eggs?
Can it be cooked at 38 degrees?
. . . . . .

On the barrage.

Hahahaha.

Use your girlfriend to boil eggs?

I fucking laughed my ass off.

"My girlfriend has a fever of 38 degrees, I immediately choose Wang Zhaojun (dog head)"

? ?
"Winter is coming hahahahaha"

"Fuck! Are you a genius?"

Hahahahaha.

. . . .

Next one, next one!
Ding~
"Hello, military advisor."

Still a buddy.

Come,
Boyfriend volume!
ask:
Your girlfriend is losing weight, what should you do?
Boy: "I don't think my girlfriend needs to lose weight. She's already cute."

Lin Feng gave a thumbs up.

Sure bro.

At the same time, I thought that someone finally came to answer the questions seriously.

Lin Feng: "And then?"

Boy: "Then take her out to eat."

Lin Feng: "What to eat?"

Boy: "Eat a diet."

roll! ! !
You are sick!!
Full of joy.

The room's popularity is still rising.

Next person!
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"

Still a brother.

Lin Feng: "Hello, classmate, do you have a girlfriend?"

Boy: "You can say yes or no."

???

What do you mean?
Boy: "Military Advisor, have you heard of Schrödinger's girlfriend? It's like being in a quantum superposition state. If you ask me if I have a girlfriend, I might say no, but if you don't ask, I have one."

Lin Feng: "Are you fucking playing with financial debt? Okay, that's a good question. What do you do when your girlfriend is angry?"

Boy: "This involves another aspect. When a girlfriend is angry, she is in a state of wanting to be coaxed and not wanting to be coaxed.
If you go and coax her, she will say, "Don't bother me!"

But when you don't coax her, she will fly over like an angry tigress and kick you hard, so you can coax her well."

Lin Feng was stunned.

Don't say

This dude has something.

Lin Feng: "So what should you do now?"

Boy: "There is only one answer, change your girlfriend."

Awesome! !

Damn, the educated ones are different!
Raymond Lam: “Congratulations to this student for being the first guest to answer correctly tonight, and he will be awarded a box of six walnuts.

You want to ask why?
You are just too awake.

Drink more Six Walnuts to nourish your love brain. "

As he spoke, Yu Huanshui brought a box of six walnuts in front of the camera.

He went out specially to buy this in the afternoon.

Lin Feng: "Brother, send me your address privately from the backstage, and I will mail it to you tomorrow."

I lost it!

There is a prize for the correct answer!!

For a while, the comments were enthusiastic.

The popularity of the room continues to soar...

(End of this chapter)