I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

I don't like licking dogs.
Lin Feng's face looked as if he was constipated.

I was actually tricked...

Oh shit,

I treat you as brothers, but you treat me as your enemy.

OK OK.

Next person.

Ding~
"Hey bro."

Another girl.

Lin Feng: "Let me see what's going on."

Just finished,
The person on the other side started crying.

"Wuwuwu, big brother, I want to consult about the problems between couples, the problem of my partner smoking. I have been with him for more than a year, and then wuwuwu."

Raymond Lam: "What's up? Did your partner smoke?"

Uh. .

That's not the case.

Raymond Lam: "Why are you crying here? I thought your boyfriend had a seizure. Save some pearls. When your boyfriend really has a seizure, you will cry."

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage

"Hahahahahaha."

"See, I told you that Big Brother would get revenge (covering his face)."

"There are 800 eyes and tricks all over my body, but each one is smaller than a needle tip (dog head)."

"These sisters also bumped into each other."

What a disaster.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Woman: "No, big brother, I don't have a partner."

Raymond Lam: "If you're fine, just speak properly. I'm not targeting you, sister. The platform has rules. If you cry, it will take you down.

Second, if you start crying right away, it will make me seem cold and heartless.

So let’s listen to the story first.
For example, your boyfriend loves you very much, but because of smoking, he may not have ejaculated now, but I guess he will soon.

Right, you can talk slowly first, and then you can cry later, so that it will be easier for me to comfort you, right?"

Uh. .

. . . . . .

On the barrage

"Maybe he hasn't yet, but I think he will be soon, hahahaha."

"Brother, your mouth is extremely powerful (laughing and crying)."

"Boyfriend: So I have to do it, if not today then tomorrow (grin)."

I'm fucking hiring you.

Hahahahahaha.

. . . . . .

The girl slowly calmed down.
Because she knew that if she continued crying, they would not be able to continue the conversation that day.

Then he slowly said: "Actually, when I first got together with him, I knew he was a smoker."

Lin Feng: "Yes, then why can't you accept him smoking now?

I have said it before, if you don’t like smoking and smoking is something you care about very much, then you should ask clearly before you start a relationship.

Smoking is not considered at all.

Instead of asking others to quit after being together.

If you like company, you should find a clingy man instead of forcing a playful man to accompany you.

If you like to live a life with abundant material wealth, you should find a boy with good financial situation instead of forcing yourself to live with a poor and unmotivated man.

If you desire a sense of security, you should look for a stable man instead of expecting a philandering man to be loyal.

Do you understand?
It's like the mud is fine, but you insist on propping it up against the wall.

In the end, we have to blame the mud for being mud.

This is bullshit.

People are just mud.

You knew that a long time ago."

. . . . . .

On the barrage

"The mud was fine, but you insisted on propping it up against the wall (laughing and crying)."

"Don't laugh, it's really insightful."

"Really, it's something I only understood after getting married for a long time."

Enlightenment.

"No, let's just say there are really boys who don't smoke (grin)."

"A lot. None of my friends smoke."

"So I want to find someone who doesn't smoke, who can cook, and who can make money. Is there anyone like that?"

"Yes, but the prerequisite is that they don't let the three of them meet (dog head)."

puff~
Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Raymond Lam: "Sister, I am not speaking for the brothers who smoke, because I smoke too.

So I know very well that it is almost impossible for you to convert a heavy smoker.

The key is that you feel bad, and he feels even worse.

Why bother?
You might as well just find a non-smoker.

This is the adult world, it only screens but does not educate, it only chooses but does not change! "

. . . . . .

On the barrage

“Adults only screen but don’t educate, only choose but don’t change (thumbs-up).”

Incisive!

Been taught a lesson.

"So what's wrong with the mud? (dog head)

"I don't mind smoking, I just mind if someone smokes next to me. I'm afraid I'll get lung cancer from second-hand smoke (smile)."

"Me too. If he dies from smoking, it's his business. Just don't let me breathe secondhand smoke (laughing and crying)."

It's pure love.

Hahahahahaha.

. . . . . .

"No, big brother, I don't mind smoking, I really don't mind, that's it..."

The woman paused, then said hesitantly, "Because... I am clingy, so I like to be close to people, but... once I smell the stench of his mouth, I... can't stand it, it's too stinky."

???

puff~

Lin Feng blinked, and then couldn't help laughing out loud.

“No, sister, you cried like this because of smoking, I thought he hit you, but it turned out that you were crying because of the stinking?
Oh my god.

Hahahahaha."

. . . . .

On the barrage

“I was crying because of the stench, hahahahahaha.”

"Then don't kiss, why are you crying (laughing to death)."

"You don't understand. Men who smoke have really bad breath (covering their face and laughing)."

"My husband is smelly even if he doesn't smoke (grin)."

"I laughed so hard late at night that 30 years of good deeds were wasted. Hahahahaha."

. . . . . . .

Woman: "Wow, brother, you're still laughing at me."

cough~

Sorry, sorry.

Lin Feng suppressed his laughter and comforted her: "Sister, it's only been these two years, just bear with it.

In two years, people won’t kiss each other anymore, and the feeling won’t be there anymore.

Because who kisses their husband normally?
Many sisters-in-law get married and haven’t kissed for several years.

That is to say, at the beginning, they are in love, and they will love and kiss each other.
Ask your sister-in-law in the room, she said she will not kiss you for two years, don't worry."

Uh. .

. . . . . .

On the barrage

"What a talent! If you just endure it for two years, you won't have this trouble anymore, hahaha."

"I laughed so hard that tears came out, hahaha."

"It's been 5 years. Anyway, I don't like kissing anymore."

"Why do I still kiss after being married for 16 years? (laughing and crying)"

"Because my sister-in-law doesn't have any hobbies, she just likes eating dog heads."

Eat a mouth.

Hahahahaha.
.
. . . . .

Woman: "But his breath stinks. And that's what he said, but I don't think everyone stops kissing after being married for a long time."

Raymond Lam: "Of course, you may be the clingy type. Your husband is just nice and you just want to kiss and hug him. It's normal. It's normal to have this thought.

But what if my husband smokes?

As for the smell of smoke, it may have been pickled in for decades and we can't get rid of it.

Just now, a sister-in-law said in the barrage that they are still kissing after 16 years of marriage, and they just love to eat each other's food.

That's because my brother doesn't smoke.

Let me smoke a cigarette and try it. That's not called eating your mouth, that's called licking the ashtray."

. . . . .

On the barrage

puff~
"Lick the ashtray hahahahaha."

"Of course I am. The smell of cigarettes has been pickled in my body for decades. Haha."

"It's no exaggeration. I even suspect someone died in my man's mouth (grin)."

nb
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: "But then again, even if your husband doesn't smoke anymore, he might still have the odor.

Because people reach middle age, their metabolism slows down, and they will have a smelly, buzzing smell. Many boys are like this.
So what do you do?

You must have a fragrant treasure, but where can you find it?
Even though he's a boy, he doesn't like to take a bath and his body smells bad.

So it shows how deceptive those romance novels of the past were, saying that I like the faint smell of tobacco on his body after he takes a shower.

Is that a faint smell of tobacco? My sister-in-law was so fucking stinky that she started crying, hahahaha,

cough~

Sorry, sorry. "

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Hahahaha, this is the first time I see big brother laugh like this."

"It can be seen that it was very hard to endure before, hahaha."

"I can't suppress my dead mouth at all (laughing and crying)."

"It's over. I can't bear to look at the faint smell of tobacco anymore (tears)."

"So are there any men who smell good? (curious)."

"We are dating now. My boyfriend smells good now, but I don't know if he will become smelly in the future (covering face)."

"Yes, yes. When we first got together, my boyfriend also smelled good. I loved the smell. Now it's been four years, and he stinks (grin)."

The fragrant pig was transformed into a big stinky pig.

It's over baby!
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Woman: "Wuwuwu, brother, please stop laughing."

Cough,

Okay, don’t laugh.

Lin Feng said seriously: "But I am really curious, sister, you are crying because of the stench, how bad does your husband stink?

Can you describe its smell to me?

Because it is very rare for a boyfriend to make her cry.

So what does it taste like?

I am a very curious person, please describe it to me."

The woman thought for a moment and said, "I don't know how to describe it. He doesn't smoke, so if you don't get close to him, you can't smell anything. But if you get a little closer to him, you'll feel sick."

Lin Feng slapped the table and said, "I know, pork ashtray, right?"

???

Raymond Lam: "It's the smell of pigs, plus the smell of stinky tobacco oil that has not been cleaned for a long time in the ashtray."

Well. . .

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Pork ashtray laughing rat hahahahaha."

"The smell of pig and stinky cigarette oil... my old swan, hahahaha."

"The one in my house smells like an ashtray and pickled shit together (covering face)."

"Can we please get over this topic? I want to vomit (crying)."

"See? I'm crying again across the screen (dog head)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Woman: "Because I don't smell ashtrays either... I don't really understand."

Lin Feng waved his hand and said, "Forget it, it doesn't matter. You just feel sick when you smell it, right?
Now the question is, you came up to the microphone hoping that the boss would stop him from smoking,

But I said, what if he doesn't smoke, but he still stinks?

what would you do? "

Woman: "It depends. If you have body odor, there are scientific and technological solutions, such as antiperspirant lotion or something like that."

Raymond Lam: "It's not that simple, sister.

I know you are a very clingy person, and you will definitely continue to be clingy even after marriage.

Maybe it's been sticking for decades.

But this is not a matter of science or unscientific. I have told you before that when people reach a certain age, they will have a bad smell.

Normally, we just don't need to smell the smell in his mouth.
Because when they reach a certain age, couples still have to be somewhat respectful to each other.

Like the body odor you just mentioned, it doesn't mean you have to have surgery or something, but you don't have to lie down under his armpits to smell it, you know?
Even if you do anything intimate, you can't smell his armpits.
He just needs to take a normal shower.

Likewise, let's not feel uncomfortable. You said his mouth smells bad, right?
But if a normal person smells that stuff in his mouth when he wakes up in the morning, it will stink.

But why don't you just stop smelling it?

You insist on smelling it, and you rush to lie on his mouth to smell it, what can I do?

That stinks.
He stinks even when he doesn’t smoke.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage

“Just a quick question, does everyone have bad breath when they wake up? (curious)”

“It’s hard to say whether it stinks or not, but I smell like leek buns (smile).”

Hahahaha.

"So I never understood why people kissed right after waking up."

"Let me tell you, I have a foul mouth, but my women are more than willing to kiss me because I have money (sunglasses)."

"You're so rich, why don't you deal with your breath (grin)."

"Because I'm rich, I can talk big (dog head)."

Isn't this a closed loop?

Hahahahaha.

"No, why don't people in novels have bad breath?"

"Do you know the Pythagorean theorem? Yes, it has nothing to do with this."

You fuck,
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Woman: "But smoking smells worse than not smoking, and I'm not middle-aged yet. Sometimes I just want to kiss, and then... oh, that smell..."

Lin Feng: "If she's not my sister, I have to kiss her on the lips, right?"

The woman responded weakly, "Yes."

Lin Feng was happy: "Then I will give you a little advice.

But this method only treats the symptoms and not the root cause.

Maybe it still works when you are young, but it probably won't work when you are middle-aged.

Just don't let him touch you. As long as you smoke, I won't let you kiss me.

I'll just stay away for a bit.

But then again, this method may not work for you.
Because I feel you are hungry.

I am addicted.

You just want to be hugged and kissed, and you just want to be a clingy baby."

. . . . .

On the barrage

“It feels like you’re hungrier, hahahaha.”

"I am addicted (dog head)."

"Can you please stop teasing me, bro (laughing and crying)."

"Merit warning!! Big brother."

Damn, it really made me laugh to death, hahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: "That's all, sister, you need to be more reserved and control yourself, and change this bad habit while you are still young.

Anyway, I won't let him touch the cigarettes.
If you can't do it yourself, and you are very clingy and want kisses and hugs, what can I do?

You want it but hate the smell, right?
What can I say about that thing? You can only masturbate and kiss at the same time.

My husband wants a kiss.
yue～

I want more.

yue～

Isn't that the only way you can do it?"

Woman: ... (End of this chapter)