I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

On the barrage

"Kissing and yue at the same time, hahahaha."

"Still a greedy baby (laughing and crying)."

"No, please kiss with a mask on (dog head)."

"I'm really dying of laughter. There's so much going on in Big Brother's livestream. Haha."

. . . . . . .

"forget it. I'm done here."

The screen was filled with laughter, making the woman feel a little embarrassed.

I quickly put down the wheat.

Lin Feng smiled and said: "Really sister, you can consider my suggestion.

Just because you don't take a shower or brush your teeth, I won't let you touch it.

But there is one thing, as I just said, this trick can only be used when you are in your 20s.

You are young and full of energy. What should you do if you really want to touch it?
Damn it, forget it, just brush your teeth.

So he can still listen to you.

But let’s say you are middle-aged, maybe 40, or 30 or older, and then you say you don’t want to take a shower, so don’t touch me.

Your husband, eh, just right.

Instead, people are happy.

Maybe he even smoked a couple of cigarettes on purpose because he was too lazy to approach you.

What’s the old saying, a kiss between a middle-aged couple can cause nightmares for several nights.”

. . . . .

On the barrage

"If a middle-aged couple kisses, you'll have nightmares for several nights, hahahahahaha."

"I may be the middle-aged person that my elder brother mentioned. Last night, my husband kissed me on the cheek before going to bed. Then I tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. After half an hour, I finally crawled out of bed and washed my face (laughing and crying)."

"After eight years, I really have no interest at all, but I'm afraid he'll think too much (covering his face)."

"Nine years. It's not that I'm not interested at all, but my husband's lips are too thick. When we kiss, they block my nose and eyes, making it hard for me to breathe."

You,

Hahahaha.

"My husband is even more amazing. He spits out his tongue before I even get close to him (grin)."

puff~
This is a real snake kiss.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: "If it really doesn't work, take your husband to the hospital to check his stomach, brush his teeth, freshen his breath, smoke less, and if it doesn't work, find someone else.

Of course I also said,

He also stinks when he's replaced.

Stinky men are just stinky men, they all stink."

. . . . . .

On the barrage

"Replacing people also stinks hahahaha."

"Really? My husband loves cleanliness very much. He has to take a shower and wash his hair every day, 365 days a year. He also brushes his teeth for a long time and brushes his tongue! But the side where he sleeps will turn yellow! The pillow also gets dirty very quickly!"

"My husband has the same style, he also likes to be clean but it smells, a white four-piece suit, but his is a different color, dirty and smelly, I don't understand."

"Don't even mention adults. My son was sweet in primary school, but now he's in junior high school and I think he's become smelly (grin)."

What the fuck!
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

okay,

Next person.

Ding~
"Hey bro."

It's a boy.

Raymond Lam: "Hello buddy, what's the problem?"

Man: "It's just that there's something wrong with the marriage."

Lin Feng nodded: "Tell me about it."

Man: "My wife and I have been married for 11 years. Actually, she started to get upset in the seventh year."

Raymond Lam: "Isn't this the seven-year itch? Then you start to quarrel, start to compare, and start to feel bored with your current marriage. Isn't that right?"

Man: "Yes, so I just keep enduring it."

Hey hey hey!
Don't be intolerant.

Lin Feng waved his hand and said, "Brother, there is another way to say the seven-year itch.
Because it takes seven years for all of a person's cells to renew, which means you are not the same person you were seven years ago.

The so-called seven-year itch is not because you no longer love each other, but because you have become completely different people.

But you and your sister-in-law have been together for another four years after the seven-year itch, which shows that you still love each other. "

. . . . . On the barrage

Wow!

"What a romantic way of saying it (I love you)."

“Although the cells have changed, it’s still the same DNA, so those who have gotten over the seven-year itch have engraved love into their DNA (pen refill).”

"It takes seven years for all cells to metabolize. I can fall in love with him every day, and every new cell is the expression of love for him."

"Where do so many people with love brains come from (smile)."

Impressed!

Hahahahaha,
. . . . . .

Man: "But we don't have a married life anymore."

Lin Feng smiled and said, "I just said that if a middle-aged couple kisses, they will have nightmares for several nights. It's been 11 years, maybe they are just not interested anymore. You need to take the initiative."

Man: "How can I take the initiative? We rarely communicate now."

Raymond Lam: "This is what marriage is like after 11 years. My sister-in-law may just feel that life is too dull now.

The more you endure at this time, the more he will think you are unmanly.

On the contrary, one day, you come up with something new to add some romance to your sister-in-law.

For example, you can hire a restaurant outside, and after eating, don’t go home. Drive your sister-in-law directly to the hotel and press her against the wall.

Then he grabbed my sister-in-law's neck.

I didn't mean to hurt her, I just wanted to strangle her neck.
She would think, wow, you still have this temper.

She values ​​you instead.”

Uh. .

. . . . . .

On the barrage

"Stranglehold, hahahahaha."

"Brother...is this appropriate (laughing and crying)."

"My experience tells you that it is very suitable (sunglasses)."

"It's still the big brother who played the flower (dog head)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: "I understand, buddy, we have to take the initiative at this time.
The more you tolerate and the more you dare to do anything, the more your sister-in-law will think you are not a man, and the more disappointed she will be in you. "

Man: "Actually, I have tried this, but in the past two years, we can't even talk. I think it's meaningless for two people to talk to this extent, right?"

Raymond Lam: "No, no, no, there's nothing boring. I'm telling you, buddy.
Don't underestimate the polishing of life.
It is very easy to wear down the edges of two people.

In reality, many people don’t have any principled issues, they haven’t cheated, and they don’t like others in their hearts.

It’s because we have been living the same kind of life for too long, and there is a lack of excitement in life, which makes people unbearable.

Just like...

How can I describe it to you?
correct,

Just like an old man.

Once you are inside the urn, you can neither get out nor get down, and you are stuck inside."

Man: "Yes, yes, I feel the same way. It's very uncomfortable."

Raymond Lam: "So buddy, I have to tell you a truth today, that is, a man can be without money or a house, but he must be sexy."

Uh. .

Raymond Lam: "Brother, listen to me, stop centering your life or the other person.

You go to the gym.
Go online to learn how to dress.
Occasionally, I say some sexy words to my sister-in-law.

For example, holding your sister-in-law's hand outside and kissing her when taking photos.

When I got home at night, I hugged her from behind, bit her ears, and gently pinched her neck.

If you do something rash, your sister-in-law will immediately think, oh, you still have a temper.

It felt different immediately.”

Uh. .

. . . . . .

On the barrage

“A man can be poor, but he must be sexy, hahahaha.”

"Say some naughty things to my sister-in-law (laughing and crying)."

“And biting ears, hahahaha.”

Oh my god, I'm dying of laughter.

"This guy is really crazy from time to time (covering his face)."

"Just tell me whether you like it or not (dog head)."

I like it so much

Hahahaha. (End of this chapter)