I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

"Brother, what's wrong with licking a dog?"

A barrage of comments flashed by.

Lin Feng took a puff of his cigarette and said, “It’s okay to lick a dog, but you have to know how to lick it.

Come, listen, I'll teach you how to lick.
First of all, as a bootlicker, you have to be aware that, for example, if your goddess is dating someone else,

She dumped you.
If you see that she has made it public with someone in her Moments, you can add that boy on WeChat.

You send him a message.
You said, don't treat her badly, if you don't want her anymore, give her back to me, you probably sent something like this,
The other person may feel sorry for you, so he will at least take some measures.

Then at least you two can get back together.

The same goes for those female lickers.

For example, if you find out that your boyfriend is with another girl, you can also send a message to that girl, asking her not to hurt him, because he is my lifelong treasure.

When you don't want it, return it to me. I will always be here waiting for it.

You also send a message like this to that girl.
Looking back, the older sister thought that we are all women, and women should not embarrass other women.
She might spend less money on your boyfriend.

At least when your boy comes back, he won't be in debt, and you two won't have to pay for it together, right?

Then you can live a better life.

If you want to lick it, just lick it like this from now on.

Of course,
I don’t know whether the brothers and sisters on the other side can give me this face. "

. . . . . .

On the barrage

"Big sis, maybe you can spend less money on your boyfriend, hahahaha."

"At least we are not in debt and we pay off our debts together. We are the modern Wang Baochuan (laughing to death)."

"It really made me laugh to death. Remember to post like this next time (covering face)."

"No one is really going to go there, right? They won't have a good life, right? (grin)"

"Big brother doesn't cheat people. If you listen to him, you can live a good life (dog head)."

Okay, I’ll listen to you, big brother.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: "Also as what I said just now, money is not for women to spend but for women to see, I see many people agree with it on the public screen.

All right,

If you drive a Mercedes-Benz S-Maybach, or your family assets are worth tens of millions, there is nothing wrong with you agreeing with me.

But if you only earn a few thousand dollars a month, and you are still afraid that others will take advantage of you, what will they take advantage of you for?

Ordinary boys should be more sober. If they are too stingy, it will be difficult for them to continue their relationship.

Relatively speaking, you are likely to miss some normal girls.

So just listen to some of the words and don’t take them too seriously.”

. . . . .

On the barrage

"Brothers, don't listen to him. There will definitely be women who will fall in love with us with 0 betrothal gifts, 50 yuan dowry, fair skin, long legs, and gentleness and thoughtfulness. Before we meet such good women, we must not compromise and fight them to the end."

"That's right, don't be brainwashed by the anchor, hold on, don't spend a penny, true love will definitely come!!"

"Yes, there are girls turning 18 every year, so you can't rush (sunglasses)."

"There will definitely be a beautiful woman who will fall in love with you (dog head) who has nothing."

"As a coach, it's hard for me to disagree with (Doghead)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng scanned the barrage.

Cursing angrily,
A bunch of dogs.

You deserve not to find a partner.

okay,

Next person.

Ding~
"Hey bro."

Still a boy.

Raymond Lam: "Hello buddy, what's the problem?"

Man: "Brother, I want to consult about an emotional problem. My wife and I live in different places, and our son is over one year old.

It has been about four years since we met.
All our quarrels ended up being caused by the same thing.
I just feel that her negative emotions are too aggressive.

Then slowly my patience would be worn out during the quarrels, because when I was coaxing her, I felt that the threshold for coaxing her was constantly increasing.

At the same time, I would also feel the attack power of her negative emotions, which would make me feel scared.

Then slowly my cold violence began. "

Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard and said, "To sum it up, it's that you feel like coaxing doesn't work, but you still have to keep coaxing, and you lose your patience after coaxing for a while, right?"

Man: “Yes.”

Lin Feng: "This is also normal. People are not machines. No one says that they are born to be slaves and they naturally know how to serve others.

Because people's feelings are mutual.

I coax you, and sometimes you have to coax me, and you have to care about my inner world.
No one is always asking for things in a relationship, but I am always here to comfort you and take care of your emotions.

So you don't need to take care of my emotions?

That's not the case.

This is an unhealthy and unequal situation.

He can't go far if he walks on one leg.

However, I also know that people like you who are die-hard bootlickers cannot let go even if I ask you to. So how can we get along with this relationship in a more peaceful way?

I'll help you sort it out, okay?"

Man: “Okay.”

Raymond Lam: "Sometimes, girls like this may not have grown up.

I don't know if you have watched the idol dramas in the past, you really can go and watch them.
For example, she is always angry, she is aggressive, she elbows you, don't touch me, don't touch me,

At this time, if you follow the normal routine of a boy, you will definitely get hit twice, and then you will be scared.

I thought to myself: I have coaxed you so much, what else do you want to do? I have been coaxing you, all day long, aren’t you annoying? You are getting angry again.

At that time, the two of them will be in conflict again.

But if you put yourself in the plot of an idol drama, what should you do when the heroine does this? You can call her,

You say: Hey, what do you want? Can you tell me? I feel uncomfortable if you do this.

When she gets angry and elbows you, you hit yourself and say, "It's all my fault. It's all my fault. I shouldn't have made you angry."

Just act like this for a while.

Can you understand?

Or when she shakes you off and runs outside, it might be raining heavily outside.

A normal person would definitely be unhappy. It's raining outside, and you're still running outside. You want me to come out and chase you. Aren't you annoying?

But if you put yourself in an idol drama, you rush into the rain and you have to hug her. How can you avoid getting hurt?
Girls may feel the emotional value of these two sentences. "

man:. . .

. . . . .

On the barrage

"How can I avoid hurting you (laughing and crying)."

"Big brother is so awesome (covering his face)."

“It’s on, hahahahahaha.”

"Don't mention it, it's so vivid, I can immediately picture it (haha)."

"Stop it, stop hitting me, you won't kill me like this (dog head)."

puff~
Hahahahaha

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: "Some people just live in idol dramas. If you date her normally in real life, you will be very tired.

But if you put yourself in the shoes of a domineering president or the male lead in an idol drama, no, the male lead won’t work, you have to put yourself in the shoes of the humble second male lead.

Only if you put yourself into the situation and play the role with her in the relationship, then you won't feel uncomfortable.

Because some people are like this, they have always lived in an ivory tower, they live in the plots of idol dramas,
This is especially true for younger people.

Then you just have to act with her, otherwise you definitely won’t be able to handle it if you are normal.”

Uh. .

. . . . . . On the barrage

"Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills (laughing to death)."

"I'm just a lowly second male lead, hahahaha."

"When I used to watch these dramas, why didn't my mom beat me to death? (Covering my face)"

"My mom didn't beat me. She watched it with me. Now she's even more rebellious than me. (grin)"

I am addicted to idol dramas.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Man: "Brother, what you said is quite right, but the problem now is that she and I are in a long-term long-distance relationship.
I work somewhere else, so when we are together, this is easy to solve when I am on vacation.

Right now, we are too far away to do anything.”

Lin Feng waved his hand: "It's the same for long-distance. Otherwise, you can see what people do in idol dramas when they are in long-distance.

When the girl shows this kind of emotion, the boy cannot use cold violence no matter what.

Even if all the girls are making trouble for no reason, you still have to show your sincerity.

For example: What exactly do you want?

hateful.

You're driving me crazy.

You can also add some roaring when appropriate.

If she doesn't answer the phone, you can call her like crazy.

Anyway, it’s up to you whether to answer or not. If you don’t want to answer, forget it. I’ll just deduct two voice messages and do whatever I need to do.

If she answers the phone, would you please not treat me like this?

Do you know how uncomfortable I would feel?

How anxious would I be if I couldn't contact you?

That's all I have to do, just accompany her in the performance.

But you should do what you should do, and don’t put yourself in other people’s shoes.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage

"Here we go again, acting big or small anywhere, hahahaha."

"Damn it, you're driving me crazy, motherfucker, who understands my sense of humor, hahahaha."

"Add some more growling (dog head)."

"My toes are already digging into the ground (grin)."

So crazy.
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Man: "But during this fight, she said something very impulsive, which made me feel quite scared. She said that if I pushed her again, she would jump with her son."

Raymond Lam: "What is she dancing with her son for?"

Man: "Lou!"

Raymond Lam: "Fuck, this is fucking horrible, maybe what she is watching is not just an idol drama,
It’s not a Taiwanese drama anymore, can you understand?
You have to watch Hong Kong dramas.
Like that great era.

Ding Hai knows, right?
In the end, he failed in stock trading and jumped off the building with his sons.

Dude,

Your wife stopped watching TV series and started trading stocks instead."

Well. . .

. . . . .

On the barrage

"Your wife stopped watching TV and started investing in stocks, hahahaha."

"Oh my god, this is a childhood trauma (laughing and crying)."

"Ding Hai's revenge is limited, but Ding Hai will not repay his kindness with anything (covering his face)."

"Low intelligence is not scary, what is scary is that you can still hit (dog heads)."

Absolutely
Hahahaha.

. . . . . .

Man: "Brother, you are right. My wife doesn't trade stocks, but she likes playing cards, and she seems to have lost a lot recently."

Lin Feng: "Look, don't stay outside, go home quickly buddy."

Man: “No, brother, she played cards last month and she hasn’t played recently.

The cause of the latest quarrel was mainly because my son was sick.

When I video-called her the next day, she told me about her son's condition, but she didn't mention how tired she was.

Maybe it was because I kept caring about my son in the video, and she felt that I didn’t take care of her.”

Raymond Lam: "Most couples don't care about this because their children are the priority.

But you two are in different places, so this is indeed possible. It seems that you have neglected to care about her.

At this time, we will prepare some little surprises and romance.

You use a certain software and place the location near your home.

Generally after 7 or 8 o'clock in the evening, the flower shop will have a discount because if the flowers cannot be sold today, they may go bad tomorrow, so they are very cheap. You can just buy some and ask someone to deliver them to you.

Because I don’t know how much pocket money you have. If you have money, just buy fresh ones in the morning.

If you don't have money, we can buy them in the afternoon when the store is about to close. In fact, the flowers are fresh and you can buy more or less. Then give a flower to express your apology.
My wife has worked hard. It is really tiring to take care of children.

It’s just acting, just like acting in an idol drama.

You said: I began to reflect on myself. It was all my fault. I didn't give you enough emotional comfort. Please don't be sad anymore. You're breaking my heart.

Just go like this.”

. . . . .

On the barrage

"I actually took the flower shop price into consideration (laughing and crying)."

"Brother, is there anything else you can't do (curious)?"

"Brother, there are always practical classes here, and they are so exciting."

Hahahaha.

"I suspect my husband has received further education here from my eldest brother (covering his face)."

"Sister, tell me in detail (raised eyebrows)."

"I don't know if other people buy into this, but I buy into it (laughing and crying)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Man: "Brother, what I mentioned earlier is that my threshold for coaxing her is constantly increasing.
In the past few years, I actually bought her flowers and ordered takeout for her and she was fine, but it’s different now.”

Lin Feng waved his hands: "No, no, no, you didn't understand. It doesn't matter whether we can coax her or not, but we can't not do it, can you understand?
She can continue to do her thing, but we still have to do what we should do.

That is, emotional value must exist and must be given.

For example, if you send her flowers, she might say that she is angry and say, "Huh, it's still the same old trick. You only know how to send flowers."

But in fact, she was happy in her heart, and it was more or less comforting.

Do you understand?

Even if she says she doesn't want it, but you really give it to her, can she still return it?

Even though I may still be angry and say I hate you and don’t want to talk to you, it must actually be working.”

Man: "We have been in a cold war for several days, so what I have to do now is to go after them."

Lin Feng: "Yes, you just say: I have reflected on it, I am not a human being,
I thought about it and asked, why do you think I am working so hard outside?

Isn’t it for the happiness of your wife and children?

But now that I've made you unhappy, I have no motivation to make money.

At the end of the day, I deserve to be damned.

Now I finally realize that this family cannot be supported by me alone making money outside.

Wife, you have contributed a lot to our family. I think you are the one who has contributed the most to this family.

If you hadn't held the rear for me and taken care of the children, I would have had no chance to make money outside.

Honey, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for you. Don't mind. You can throw it away if you don't like it.

But this represents my apology.

Okay, I've given you the lines to say, just follow them and you're done." (End of this chapter)