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Chapter 198 Han Fei, you have such a poisonous tongue!

In fact, it’s not just Lu Siyuan that Xu Qing’an is dealing with.

This afternoon, Lu Siyuan, Zhao Mingtao and Shu Yi did almost nothing. Their greatest contribution was to find a fresh water source by accident, and they did not do anything else.

As for fishing, they did go, but they didn't have the right tools, and Lu Siyuan was in a bad mood after the fight with Han Fei. It can be said that when Lu Siyuan was fishing, most of his mind was not on the work. All he thought about was how to retaliate against that punch in a reasonable way.

Zhao Mingtao was already very irritable, and seeing him like this made him even more angry. He was too lazy to talk to Lu Siyuan and headed straight for the rocky beach that Han Fei pointed out, hoping to find something more valuable or something that could fill his stomach, whether it was to exchange for supplies or to have dinner in the evening.

As expected, he slipped in his leather shoes and fell, a hole was torn in his trousers, and half of his calf was bleeding.

Fortunately, the program crew and the medical team were not far away and came as soon as they were called. After quickly treating his wounds, Shu Yi expressed her concern about his injuries and insisted on returning to the shelter early to rest and observe Zhao Mingtao's injuries.

So after all this, the three of them got almost nothing from fishing - oh, Lu Siyuan did almost catch a well-known marine creature, but he was severely stopped by the PD, Li Wensheng and all the staff and ordered to stay away from the tide, so he had no choice but to give up.

Thinking of what he saw with his sharp eyes, Lu Siyuan felt that he was fine again.

"Haha, it's not like I didn't try hard. Wasn't it that the production team stopped me?"

Lu Siyuan put his hands in his pockets to warm himself by the fire and sneered at Xu Qingan:

"I was going to the beach when a wave came up. I was sharp-eyed and saw an octopus being swept to the beach. It fell into a small hole on the beach and couldn't escape. The PD went there with me and must have captured it."

"As a result, the small speaker on the PD's waist rang at that time, and the production team said that we could only go to the beach and fish. It was forbidden to go near the sea without sufficient safety personnel. It seemed that they were afraid of rip currents... In short, it's not that I don't want to get seafood, but the production team doesn't allow it. If you don't believe me, ask my PD?"

"If there is an octopus, no matter how big it is, this meal tonight will definitely be better. Even if it is too small, it would be good to change the bottle of shower gel and shampoo."

Today, Han Fei and Qi Qingyi dragged a whole T-shirt sack of seafood to the program crew to exchange. Unsurprisingly, Director Li was quite stingy. After several rounds of bargaining, they finally exchanged for daily necessities such as pots and pans, as well as salt, kitchen knives, rice and other items that they could not get on the island themselves.

Pots, pans, and bowls are a must, whether for boiling water or cooking, or for storing fresh water resources. Coconuts and coconut milk can only be used in emergencies, and it is impossible to drink them all the time. Untreated raw coconut shells also have the risk of mold or leakage, and are not safe for long-term use. If there are other ways, people still don't want to take this risk.

The importance of salt is even more obvious. Even though they are on an island surrounded by seawater, it is basically a pipe dream for such a group of celebrities, young masters and young ladies to extract edible salt from seawater. Even if it is extracted, no one would dare to eat it. Without salt, they have no strength to work. With their physical bodies, it is even more ridiculous to drink seawater to supplement salt, so salt is also a strategic reserve material.

Not to mention the kitchen knife. Even if Xu Qing'an had a box of tools that could be used as weapons, at most he could only chop down trees, cut vegetables and cook...which was a bit too much of a stretch.

Then there is rice.

Although seafood is available everywhere on the island, as long as you are willing to work hard, you will not lack food, but the problem is that they have no staple food. Even if there are starchy foods to obtain carbohydrates on the island, they can't find them, so it is faster to exchange seafood with the program crew.

Among the guests are two female stars, Nie Wenjin and Shu Yi. They are the ones who need to maintain their figure the most. They usually have the needs of filming dramas, variety shows, and performances. It is normal for them to do intermittent fasting or even ketogenic fasting from time to time. However, at this time, they also understand the importance of energy and carbohydrates, and they are quite active in eating.

Only Lu Siyuan was a little dissatisfied with this thing.

As a person who has to act and perform on stage, he also fasts frequently, even more frequently than the two female stars, so he doesn't think there is anything wrong with not eating carbohydrates for a period of time. There are seafood and meat to fill the stomach, fresh water, and salt, so what else do you need a bicycle?

Compared to these, isn't it more important to change things like shower gel and shampoo?
They are broadcasting live now, and this time it might be a 24-hour live broadcast. With Shu Yi and Zhao Mingtao here, the popularity is definitely ridiculously high. With so many viewers watching, these idiots don't even want to take a shower or wash their hair. Don't they even care about their image?

Yes, that's right, everyone thinks each other is an idiot.

Lu Siyuan felt that the other guests had problems with their brains. So many of them were public figures, but they didn’t care about their screen image at all. After hearing his thoughts, the other guests thought he was out of his mind. He had fallen to the point of being tricked into playing wilderness survival, and yet he still cared about his image?
It’s just the first day here. Who knows what tricks the production crew will come up with tomorrow to play on us? Not to mention our image, I’m afraid we won’t even be able to fill our stomachs!

If you are still working as a glamorous star or company executive, it is no problem to skip two or three meals, because in addition to meals, there are many things to replenish energy, such as drinks, instant powder, energy bars, etc. If all else fails, you can just drink two boxes of yogurt.

But in the current situation, it would be a miracle if the program team is willing to provide these things.

The production team wants the effect of the metamorphosis. Besides gossip, the audience also wants to see the stars suffer. So, you can imagine what the next two and a half days will be like. If the purpose is to see them in a mess, what's the point of shower gel and shampoo? Those who should be in a mess should be in a mess. It's a waste of resources to exchange for those!
Xu Qing'an opened his mouth and was about to start spitting venom.

However, before he could open his mouth, Lu Siyuan's PD who was standing next to him moved first.

The speaker on PD's waist sounded, and he immediately moved closer to the guests as soon as he heard the sound so that they could hear it more clearly.

"Here, the program team needs to explain what happened today."

Li Wensheng's voice on the loudspeaker was more serious and solemn than ever before:

"In addition to the production crew and medical staff, we also brought two wilderness survival experts with us for this special desert island project. They are both professors from well-known domestic universities. One majors in botany and the other in marine zoology."

"The purpose of inviting them is to prevent poisonous animals and plants from harming the guests and causing immeasurable consequences."

"When the guests were out doing activities, the two professors stayed in front of the monitors to observe, and the audience in the live broadcast room could also see the real-time annotations in the footage, which were added by the two experts after their explanations."

"The octopus that Lu Siyuan found on the beach this afternoon is one of the most venomous animals known, the blue-ringed octopus."

"The guest's description of the size just now is still too conservative. We did take a picture of the blue-ringed octopus, and the picture was very clear. Even if you put it in a person's palm, it would not fill up the palm, and there is not much meat to eat. What's more, the toxins in the blue-ringed octopus will not be dissolved and eliminated by high temperature. Putting aside the danger of catching it, the program team will neither agree to use it in exchange for supplies nor let you eat it." "We have consulted experts, and their advice is that now that blue-ringed octopuses have been found in this area, there may be more in the sea, so I am here to formally inform you that no matter whether you can swim or not, and whether you have a safety officer with you, you are not allowed to go into the water this time."

"Although the blue-ringed octopus is small in size, the toxins in its body can kill 26 adults within a few minutes, and there is currently no effective antidote. Its venom contains strong neurotoxins that can prevent blood clotting, causing heavy bleeding and stinging in the wound. Finally, the whole body will have a fever and difficulty breathing. Severe cases can lead to death, while mild cases require three or four weeks of treatment to recover."

"Please pay attention to this, all guests, and do not go into the water. If you see octopuses, jellyfish or other animals at the beach, do not touch them casually. Wait until the program team confirms it is safe before touching them."

The eight guests were silent.

The other seven guests all looked at Lu Siyuan with strange eyes, including Shu Yi and Zhao Mingtao, who had a close relationship with him before the show.

There was a hint of "you're so lucky" in everyone's eyes, and a hint of shock that "the slap in the face came so quickly". There was also a hint of regret in the eyes of Xu Qing'an, Han Fei and Qi Qingyi that "why didn't this guy really kill himself".

Only Lu Siyuan himself.

He wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into so that he wouldn't have to face this group of people.

At this moment.

In the live broadcast room, the images of all the guests were reduced in size and moved to the upper right corner, and the image in the middle of the screen became a picture.

The left half of the picture is blurry. It is a screenshot of the live broadcast this afternoon. It is the moment when Lu Siyuan approached the small puddle and tried to catch the octopus. It is blurry because the appearance of the octopus has been magnified, but it is enough to see its pattern and appearance clearly.

The right half of the picture is very clear. It is a popular science picture with various details that are quite clear. The picture is also marked with the words "Blue-ringed octopus: The body surface is yellowish brown, and when encountering danger, the dark rings on its claws will emit dazzling blue light to warn the enemy."

You may not be able to see anything when you look at it alone, but it becomes particularly obvious when you put the two pictures together.

It's clearly the same kind of octopus!
The most terrifying thing is that in Lu Siyuan's screenshot, the rings on the blue-ringed octopus that he was about to catch were glowing, indicating that it had sensed the approaching danger, or it might be frightened by being suddenly washed ashore. In short, if Lu Siyuan touched it at this time, he would be lying down for three or four weeks at best, or die at worst.

Seeing such an obvious feature, the barrage of comments was quiet for a moment and then exploded.

[This is so scary! I've heard of this blue-ringed octopus. It seems that many people in China keep it as a pet in an aquarium. Is it really so poisonous? ? ? ]

[That's not true. The blue-ringed octopus and the box jellyfish are both among the most venomous marine creatures. If you get bit, it all depends on how hard you bite them. Anyway, the hospital can't save them, so you can only survive on your own.]

[You people in big cities really know how to have fun. I grew up in a small city by the sea. Although I haven't encountered it on the beach here, I heard that some unlucky people were stung and died on the same day. The hospital couldn't do anything. How dare anyone keep such a poisonous thing as a pet? There are serums for those who keep snakes for fun. This thing is the same as what the guy said before. What will happen after being stung depends on your horoscope.]

[I just checked. If you really eat a blue-ringed octopus by mistake, you can only be more careful in your next life. If you find it in time, you can call 120. If there is no spontaneous breathing, someone needs to do chest compressions and artificial respiration. But the probability of picking up a random person and performing professional cardiopulmonary resuscitation is probably lower than the probability of not being poisoned after eating a blue-ringed octopus...]

[It is not so dangerous to keep blue-ringed octopuses at home. At least those who keep them know that they are highly poisonous and will not touch them. It is also said that this creature will not attack people unless threatened or frightened. In the live broadcast, this one must have been frightened by the waves hitting the shore, so it glowed and made an attacking gesture. People like Lu Siyuan who love to commit suicide are much more dangerous than it. ]

[Upstairs +10086, I have a blue-ringed octopus in my aquarium at home, it's quite cute, usually I don't bother to move, sometimes I can't even find it, it's a nocturnal creature, it doesn't react when I turn on the light, it's poisonous but it doesn't put poison in the water, except that you can't reach in and touch it, everything else is perfect! ]

[This made me laugh. No wonder Lu Siyuan's PD touched his headset today and rushed over to pull him away when he heard someone talking backstage. It seems like he just found out how poisonous this thing is. The staff was scared to death hahahaha! ]

[I don't know what you are laughing at. Even if you saw the picture today, can you guarantee that you can recognize the blue-ringed octopus at the beach? This is not a common sense poisonous creature. Xiaoyuan wanted to catch it for the sake of the team. What are you laughing at! ]

[Sister, some things can just be lied to yourself, why do you have to lie to your brothers and sisters? Is he considering the team or changing his shampoo and shower gel? Don't you know? ]

[What kind of meat can you eat from an octopus that's less than half the size of a palm? Lu Siyuan's ability to lie with his eyes open must have been practiced since he was doing the voting for the talent show. He is so talented. I can't even imagine how much less big IP he would have wasted if he had such acting skills when he was acting.]

[Coward, I dare to think. 】

Lu Siyuan couldn't see the taunting in the live broadcast room, nor could he see the crazy taunts made by the people behind the show towards his fans, but he was smart and could guess the current situation.

So he didn't dare to say anything else. Veins bulged on his neck. He lowered his head and stared at the tip of his shoes without saying a word, for fear of being embarrassed again.

However, someone seemed unwilling to let him go.

"You seem very unconvinced?"

Han Fei raised his eyebrows and said calmly:
"Next time you want to die, remember to pick a time when there are no announcements. I don't want anyone on the show to kill themselves. It's fine if they die, but before they die they have to be irresponsible with their work and leave a mess for others."

"Your fans are so powerful. Not only will the production team have to take the blame and pay the money and get scolded, but our colleagues will also be cyberbullied and blackened one by one. Tsk tsk tsk tsk, Teacher Lu really has a plan in the coffin and a victory outside the underworld!"

The barrage was quiet for a long time before someone silently posted a barrage, which was crazily liked by the audience watching the live broadcast at the same time.

[Han Fei's mouth... is it possible to be poisoned to death by licking his lips? ]

(End of this chapter)