Cultivating ghosts and immortals

"He Xiaoyou? He Xiaoyou!" Master Buque interrupted He Linhua's YY again. (Niu Wen reads novels)

He Linhua rolled his eyes in his heart.Damn it, it's unlucky to be with Master Bu Que, to be interrupted every time...

Master Buque continued: "He Xiaoyou, if you don't believe what I just said, try it yourself. Although He Xiaoyou has a golden body of merit, the golden body of merit can only protect the consciousness, not the body. If you try reluctantly, If something goes wrong in the end, it’s not good.”

"Oh." He Linhua immediately put on the posture of a good baby, "I see, there is no shortage of masters. I will definitely listen to you, and I will definitely not try it lightly."

If you don't try it lightly, you will try again!Such a good baby who can improve his strength quickly, if he doesn't try, he will regret it.

"Well, this is the best." Master Buque nodded and said, "This is the first time for Xiaoyou He to come to Shaolin Temple. If you want to come, Xiaoyou He must also want to walk around in Shaolin Temple. Old monk, I still have some matters to deal with. Next, let Xu Ming will accompany you around." Master Buque finished speaking, clasped his palms together again, and then turned and left.But Xu Ming came to meet him, calling him "senior" repeatedly, and wanted to take He Linhua to visit Shaolin Temple.

However, who is He Linhua?He is used to being carefree and can't stand these constraints.He waved his hand to let Xu Ming go on his own, while he walked out of the hall slowly and wandered around.

After strolling around for a while, and entering several meditation rooms and temples, He Linhua also felt bored, and couldn't help but think of Hu Yufei and Qieryanna in his heart.It would be great if the two of them could be by my side now!Although He Linhua wanted to go back to find Hu Yufei and the two of them, but thinking about Hu Yufei's behavior this morning, he still gave up. As for Hu Yufei's sour mood now, he couldn't find it inexplicably anymore?

Sitting on the stone steps of a meditation room, He Linhua suddenly remembered that he seemed to have promised Xiaogoudan yesterday to take him out to play.

Looking around, seeing no one passing by, He Linhua contacted the puppy in the casual repair recruitment platform with his brain, and recruited the puppy.Sure enough, after a night of practice, Goudan broke through the five-layer barrier and entered the sixth layer of Houtian.

"Baa baa! Baa baa! Goudan is so happy! Goudan is so happy!" As soon as Goudan came out, he jumped around the small Zen courtyard.After jumping around for two laps, the puppy jumped in front of He Linhua again, and pitifully grabbed He Linhua's sleeve: "Good man! Goudan wants to eat candied haws."

After a period of training, Goudan has figured out He Linhua's temperament, and knows that He Linhua will take the soft and not the hard - if he comes with He Linhua, there will be 100% no good results; if he asks softly, He Linhua can almost be said to be responsive to his young wife.

"Don't look at me with that look!" Sure enough, what He Linhua couldn't stand the most was the pitiful look in Goudan's eyes.Looking at Goudan's appearance, those who don't know why Lin Hua is abusing Goudan!

"Baa, where are the candied haws? Goudan wants to eat candied haws!" Goudan still looked pitiful.

At this time, two tourists who were supposed to be staying in the temple happened to pass by, and one of them, who was estimated to be 25 or [-] years old, said: "Brother, if my son wants to eat candied haws, go outside Shaolin Temple and buy him one! Now Shaolin Temple The monks are all practicing in the open space outside the Shaolin Temple, there is one nearby." Another person also said: "Look at your clothes, and you still have money to travel to the Shaolin Temple. It doesn't look like a rich person. Why are you so cheap? Even a string of candied haws is not bought for children.”

I wipe!What do you two passers-by A and B know!Who said this puppy is my son?Also, that eye of yours sees that brother is older than you?Brother is only 22 years old this year!Finally, the most important point - what do you mean by the 1 yuan you threw into my brother's hand? !

Passerby A and Passerby B ignored He Linhua at all, and walked towards the outside of the Buddhist monastery on their own.

have to!We were ignored.He Linhua curled his lips helplessly, looked at the 1 yuan in his hand, and quickly ran to the merit box in a nearby meditation room, and threw the 1 yuan into it.You don't accumulate virtue by doing things, so I will help you two accumulate virtue.

"Amitabha, the poor monk thought it was some kind person who came to give alms early in the morning, but it turned out to be Donor He. No wonder Donor He has immeasurable merit." An old monk quickly walked out of the meditation room where the merit box was located.When He Linhua saw it, he really knew him, and he was also the one who was "reborn" last night.

"Oh... so it's that master." He Linhua babbled nonsense, who knows the name of this old monk, "Well, I have to buy candied haws for my dog ​​egg, so I won't chat with you. Goodbye La!"

After He Linhua finished speaking, he picked up Goudan and ran away like flying.

The old monk stood in front of the merit box, squinted his eyes slightly, and said with a smile: "Amitabha, Donor He deserves to have deep roots of wisdom. His son is already this old."

He Linhua in the distance didn't fall down——Grandma is a bear!This is deeply rooted in wisdom, does it have anything to do with puppy eggs?Is it okay?does it matter?

After asking for directions all the way, He Linhua finally came to the main entrance of Shaolin Temple.He Linhua has gone through a lot of hardships along the way. Every time he walks a certain distance, an old monk will always pop up and say to him, "Amitabha, I didn't expect to meet He benefactor. The poor monk xx greets He benefactor. Thank you for yesterday." The immeasurable merits of the benefactor" and other nonsense.At the beginning, there were only a few old monks saluting. Later, when the young monks saw the old monks, they all saluted He Linhua, so they saluted He Linhua one by one.

This kind of etiquette can be described as inexplicable.However, because of this, He Linhua has become famous.Those tourists all know that there is a man in Shaolin Temple who leads his son around, and all the monks have to salute when they see him...

It was only six o'clock in the morning, and the sky was not very bright yet, but at the entrance of Shaolin Temple, there were already about 200 young monks leaping and leaping in the open space, forming a circle.Around the open space, fifty or sixty people gathered around, pointing and watching.

He Linhua went out of the temple gate and ran to the candied haws seller with his puppy eggs.There are two candied haws sellers here, one is probably a small business nearby, and the other is a monk from Shaolin Temple.He Linhua's family threw down 300 yuan, asked for the candied haws, and handed them to Xiaogoudan, thinking maliciously in his heart: "Eat, eat, there are so many candied haws, you'd better leave it alone!"

Of course, Xiaogoudan couldn't guess He Linhua's vicious thoughts. He carried two stacks of candied haws on one shoulder, and ate a candied haws in one hand.He Linhua originally wanted to take a bunch to try something new, but the puppy refused to give it.He Linhua could only look at the puppy and sigh helplessly.

Speaking of this matter, He Linhua was embarrassed, but when this scene fell into the eyes of others, it completely changed the flavor——

"Did you see? That man asked a child to carry two stacks of candied haws, and he was empty-handed!" "Needless to say, that child must have been kidnapped and bought by him to sell candied haws." "This world How can there be such a person in the world..." "The forest is huge, and there are all kinds of birds." "This is scum, scum!"

Passerby A and Passerby B, who had accused He Linhua in the monastery, jumped out again.Passer-by A: "Buying and selling human beings is against the law." Passer-by B: "We have already called the police, so you should arrest them quickly, lest the police comrades come and suffer." Passer-by A: "Leniency for confession, strictness for resistance. You tell the truth, Have you bought or sold other children?" Passer-by B: "If you confess your crime with a good attitude, you can be lenient."

He Linhua was depressed and speechless—what the hell, what did these two people think they were, and they really treated him as a prisoner for interrogation.Besides, when did brother become a criminal?

"What? Mom?" Just when He Linhua was depressed, the little dog jumped out of his mouth and uttered a few words, which almost shocked He Linhua—this little guy can't recognize his mother casually.

He Linhua looked at the direction Goudan was staring at, only to find that it was Hu Yufei and Qieryanna walking side by side.

"Huh? It's a puppy?" Qi Eryanna knew of the existence of the puppy, but it was strange that the puppy would appear here.As for Hu Yufei, she didn't even know what a Goudan was.

"Heh... Yufei, Nana, you two also came to see the little monk boxing." He Linhua originally wanted to avoid seeing them, but he didn't expect them to come to the door by themselves.

"Husband, Sister Yufei and I are here to look for you..." Qi Eryanna walked quickly to He Linhua's side, and consciously took He Linhua's arm, "Master Xu Ming said you are here, so we will find you." Slightly."

"Uh..." He Linhua was still not used to being intimate with Qi Eryanna.This Qi Eryanna, when she couldn't beat him, He Linhua's arms and legs would be broken if she touched her finger.Now that she can beat her, Qieryanna has become so annoying, the gap between before and after is really too big.

He Linhua turned his head to Hu Yufei, showing what he thought was a bright smile: "Yufei, have you had breakfast yet? Go have breakfast with Nana later?"

Hu Yufei rolled her eyes at He Linhua: "Taotao's cousin, we don't seem to know each other that well. Also, didn't you go to make soy sauce? Why did you come here?"

He Linhua glanced to the left, to the right, and babbled nonsense, "Well, the soy sauce shop near Shaolin Temple hasn't opened yet..."

Hu Yufei had already ignored He Linhua, and turned to Qi Eryanna and asked, "Nana, who is this kid? She's so cute."

Qi Eryanna said sweetly: "I heard from my husband, it seems that he and his girlfriend gave birth in high school. Now Goudan's mother is dead, and Goudan is the only one left. It's so pitiful." Eryanna could say the word "poor" from her mouth, which showed that Qieryanna had really changed.

not good!Murderous!He Linhua looked at Hu Yufei, and Hu Yufei began to smile again, smiling sweetly: "Taotao's cousin, is what Nana said true? You have a child so early? I never heard of Taotao talking to me. Did you say that?"

I'm dizzy!He Linhua made a bitter face: "Yu Fei, what... this kid is not my son, look at his eyes, mouth, nose, etc., where is he with me..." At this point, He Linhua got stuck and stopped talking—he It is only now that I realize that Goudan's eyes, nose, mouth and so on are really similar to him...

"They all look alike to me." Yu Fei's smile became sweeter and sweeter, and the murderous aura in the air became heavier and heavier.

"You hateful criminal, finally admit that the child is not yours?" This is passerby A. "Be lenient when you confess, but stricter when you resist. Tell the truth, where did you buy this child?" This is Passerby B. "Have you personally participated in human trafficking activities? The police comrades are almost here, you can't escape!" This is passerby A again. "Don't try to deceive the eyes of these two beauties, the people's eyes are sharp, and the eyes of beauties are especially sharp!" Passerby B expressed their true thoughts.

My day, where did you two come from?Running here to cause trouble?He Linhua couldn't bear it any longer, and gently pushed out his two palms, pushing the two people more than ten meters away: "Yu Fei, you have to believe me, this is really not my son..."