Cultivating ghosts and immortals

Hu Yufei twisted her waist, squatted in front of Xiaogoudan, and said with a smile, "Really?"

"Hmm! I can assure you!" What He Linhua said was indeed the truth, this bastard is really not his son. (Niu Wen reads novels)

"Father, are these two mothers?" Goudan interjected ignorantly, with a childlike face. After speaking, Goudan looked confused again, "Is that strange? Why would I call this person Dad?"

He Linhua is about to vomit blood——Little Ancestor Goudan, when is this, and you are still making trouble? !Although he also knew that Goudan was probably modified by the Soul Refining Temple, but at this moment...

"Husband, the dog is so cute! I will give birth to a son for you in the future, okay?" Qieryana added to the confusion.

"Yu Fei, actually. Goudan was adopted by me..." He Linhua explained.

"Really? But I think he is exactly like you..." Hu Yufei smiled like a flower, so charming that He Linhua's heart trembled.

"Big mom, Goudan invites you to eat candied haws!" Goudan pulled a candied haws from the pile of candied haws and handed it to Hu Yufei, then his expression changed again: "Baa? Strange, why did I call you that?" Big mom?"

"You hateful criminal, you must have bought the child from a human trafficker group." Passerby A ran back resolutely. "Maybe you yourself are a member of the gang of human traffickers, hurry up and let go!" Passerby B also said firmly. "As a citizen with a sense of justice, I will not allow criminals like you to endanger society!" This is Passerby A. "Yes! You two beauties, with us protecting you, you don't have to worry about being violated by this criminal!" Passerby B explained their purpose again.

"Damn it!" He Linhua was really about to collapse, why are there so many people around here to make trouble, "God! Buddha, that angel sister, help me drive these two bastards away!" He Linhua gritted his teeth. , the stern look in his eyes flashed away, and he was about to do it himself.

Suddenly, a burly village woman among the crowd of onlookers changed her body, jumped in front of He Linhua, punched passerby A and passerby B down one by one, threw them more than ten meters away, and then turned her head to salute He Linhua: " Report to the chief! 0503 is determined to complete any task for you, please instruct!"

He Linhua completely collapsed.This familiar movement, this familiar voice, who else could it be if not 0503?He Linhua was surprised, what was this guy made of?Why can he follow him wherever he goes?

Brother can't provoke you, and can't hide from you?He Linhua gritted his teeth, and regardless of the crowds around him, he grabbed the dog egg with one hand and Hu Yufei with the other, and flew towards the Shaolin Temple.Seeing He Linhua get up, Qi Eryanna also performed a flying technique, and followed closely behind He Linhua.

The actions of He Linhua and Qieryanna caused a commotion——

"Wow! That man is flying! Flying!" "Nonsense! Who didn't see it?! Could that man be a legendary Shaolin disciple who learned the Nine Suns from Shaolin Temple?" "Fart! This must be filming What about the movie! Let’s search a little, and we’ll definitely find the camera!” “Fuck! How could I not know? I’m joking! Do you understand?” “Hey! That person seems to be with those four people, let’s ask Just ask him if he has it?"

Ever since, the poor 0503 was once again submerged in the sea of ​​masses.

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After entering the Shaolin Temple, He Linhua immediately pulled over an old monk who had been "reborn", and asked the old monk to lead a few people to guard the door and not allow anyone to enter the temple - he really had enough of the suffering of onlookers.After giving the instructions, He Linhua asked the puppy to find a place to play by himself, while he explained the origin of the puppy to Hu Yufei.

As for Qieryana?Well, this is also a messy master.While He Linhuaxing was explaining to Hu Yufei, she asked a few questions from time to time, such as "Why did Goudan pop up all of a sudden", "Have Goudan eaten breakfast?", "How did Goudan know to be called mother?" and so on.The direct result of this was that the more He Linhua talked, the more confused he became, and the more he explained, the more confused he became.

He Linhua talked for two or three hours, and his mouth was almost dry, but Hu Yufei just didn't believe it.In the end, He Linhua was helpless, and simply broke the can, saying that Goudan was his son, and he made it with the idea of ​​discussing and communicating with a certain confidante in high school in their spare time.Then, Goudan's mother died, and then his grandparents also died, and all his relatives also died, so he, the father, started to raise Goudan independently.

When He Linhua told the truth, no one believed it, but now that he told a lie, Hu Yufei believed it.

Yes, Hu Yufei believed it, and Qi Eryanna was even more moved by the love affair between He Linhua and that confidante who didn't know where she was...

Seeing this scene, He Linhua really couldn't laugh or cry - these days, why no one believes the truth, but everyone believes the lie?Is brother's talent for making up nonsense really that high?

After finally coaxing Hu Yufei, before He Linhua could catch his breath, he heard the childish roar of the little Zhengtai: "Bah?! You are bad people! Throw all my candied haws on the ground! "

Except for dog eggs, there are probably not many people in this world who can tell the taste of sheep from human words.

He Linhua, who was dizzy and dizzy from all this mess, couldn't care less about shocking the world. He stretched out his hand and pinched the center of his brows, and flew up with Hu Yufei in his arms again. On the roof.

There are four meditation rooms in this monastery, and there is an old monk with white beard and hair standing in front of each meditation room. The puppy is surrounded in the center of the monastery, with a red face, staring at the four monks angrily. Those two stacks of candied haws spilled all over the floor and fell into the muddy water mixed with rain and snow, obviously they couldn't eat any more.

"Amitabha, little benefactor, this is the forbidden area of ​​Shaolin Temple, outsiders are not allowed to enter, please go out by yourself, little benefactor, and close the door by yourself." Good guy, an old monk doesn't speak, but when he speaks, it is really amazing.He Linhua scanned the four monks with his spiritual sense, and was surprised to find that the strength of these four old monks had actually reached the fifth level of Houtian!

When He Linhua was in Zhi'an County, Feng Qingwei, who had returned from Shaolin Temple, said that anyone in Shaolin Temple whose strength breaks through the third level of Houtian will go to the inner Shaolin for "further study", and the most powerful in the outer Shaolin is only the second level of Houtian. He actually saw warriors from the fifth floor of Houtian here, and four at a time.

"Bah! You guys are so bad! Goudan has been locked up in a place where no one is around, and he hasn't eaten candied haws for a month! The bad guy finally bought candied haws for Goudan, and now you've soiled them! You can't eat them. Baa!" Goudan was honest, pouted his red mouth and poured out his one-month treatment like pouring beans.He Linhua was only pitiful. As soon as Goudan finished speaking, Hu Yufei's and Qieryanna's murderous eyes fixed on him at the same time.

"Well, this is a misunderstanding, you can ask Goudan later, I just sent him to a boarding kindergarten..." He Linhua laughed.

"Huh! Little boy! Isn't it just a few bunches of candied haws? I don't care about your crime of trespassing on the forbidden area of ​​Shaolin Temple. What do you call 'baa baa baa' all the time? Ask your lord to buy some more." It's gone!" This was an old monk with a full beard, and he held a Zen staff in his hand, and hit the ground hard twice with "boom dong".

"Hmph! These monks are too bad, bullying dogs, I'll teach them a lesson!" Qieryana said, and was about to fly off the roof.He Linhua quickly stretched out his hand and grabbed it: "Nana, wait, wait and see." Although Goudan now has the strength of the sixth level of Houtian, He Linhua has never seen Goudan fight against anyone.Now this opportunity is just to use these four monks to try Goudan's strength.

"Amitabha." The three of He Linhua rang softly in their ears, and when they looked back, Xu Ming, the abbot of Shaolin Temple, had stood beside the three of them at some point, "Senior He, you are here..."

He Linhua pointed at Goudan surrounded by four monks, and said, "Goudan."

Qi Eryanna immediately added from the side: "Our son is being bullied by the monks in your temple right now!"

"Amitabha! These four juniors are really outrageous! Four people are so old, but they actually bully a child!" Xu Ming said angrily, "Don't worry, Senior He, I'll let them stop now." While speaking , Xu Ming was still surprised, this child had never been seen before, could it be that He Linhua and Qi Eryanna produced such a big son in one night?Amitabha!sin sin...

"Don't! Don't!" He Linhua quickly stopped, pointed to a corner of the roof, and said, "What about you, just go and stand there and watch the fun without talking!"

Poor Abbot Xuming, he is also the abbot of Shaolin Temple after all, and he has a high status in the martial arts world, but now he is so ignored by He Linhua!Asking him to stand by and watch the excitement, is that any different from squatting in a corner and drawing circles?

"Hehe..." Abbot Xu Ming showed his old face and smiled awkwardly, "Senior He, these four are not ordinary disciples of Shaolin Temple. Under this courtyard is the underground base of Shaolin Temple. My four juniors are responsible for guarding this place. Four fighters. Each of them has the strength of the acquired fifth level, and they are good at summing up. With the four of them working together, they will not give up even against opponents who are at the peak of the acquired sixth level. Therefore, the four of them also have a nickname, called 'Four Diamond'."

"Oh..." He Linhua was thoughtful, no wonder there are four Houtian fifth-floor warriors guarding here, it turns out that this is the entrance to the underground base of Shaolin Temple.

The four of He Linhua were chatting one after another on the roof, and the smell of gunpowder between Puppy Dan and the Four King Kong became more and more intense.

Xiao Goudan insisted on asking the Four Kings to buy him two stacks of candied haws, and apologized; the Four Kings insisted that Xiao Goudan leave the monastery immediately without giving in.In the end, the four old and the young started staring, and the most angry bearded old monk was so angry that his beard turned up, yelling to grab the dog's egg, spank his ass, and then put the dog on his back. The eggs are thrown out.

"Baa baa baa! Don't care about the dog! The dog is angry! I will hit you!" Finally, the young dog took the lead, and a fight broke out because of two stacks of candied haws!

The puppy hit as soon as he said he wanted to, and his two short legs ran really fast. In the blink of an eye, he rushed to the bearded man, and swung his fist at the bearded man's belly.

The bearded man has always regarded Goudan as an ordinary child, and now that Goudan is fully fired, he realizes that something is wrong.He was shocked, and the gold-plated Zen stick stood in front of him, only to hear the sound of "ding", the sound of metal and stone interchanging, Goudan's fist hit the Zen stick, and made a small hole in the Zen stick.Immediately, Goudan jumped up and down again, his eyeballs popped out: "It hurts! It hurts! It hurts Goudan!"