Cultivating ghosts and immortals

Xu Ming and the Four Great King Kongs who were just picked out dare not say anything, if Master Bu Que knows, they will call and call, but they will not be able to return it just because the four old monks threw two stacks of doggy candied haws Death!Now, they can only hope that the angel can stand up and explain...

"They bully Goudan!" Someone said, but it wasn't an angel, but Qieryana. (Niu Wen reads novels) As soon as Qi Eryanna opened her mouth, the faces of the four old monks all became like bitter melons—it would be better to tell the truth!

"Ah... Well, there is no shortage of masters, let me explain to you a little bit." He Linhua rolled his eyes twice, "After I separated from you this morning, I was looking for a place near Shaolin Temple to make soy sauce by myself. After I wandered around, I found that the soy sauce shops near Shaolin Temple were not open! I just strolled around for a while, and I happened to see that puppy also came to Shaolin Temple to make soy sauce..."

The corners of Master Bu Que’s mouth twitched again, who the hell has nothing to do, and came here to listen to your story about making soy sauce?Master Wuque waved his hands and said, "He Xiaoyou, please tell me the key points."

"Uh..." He Linhua and Xi Ni's plan was discovered, and he could only tell the truth, "I don't know too well, but I guess it should be the four masters who threw the candied haws with puppy eggs. At that time, I was talking to Yu Fei , Nana talk about life, talk about ideals... Whoops! Yufei, why are you pinching me again?" He Linhua had just said a few words before being pinched by Hu Yufei.

Hu Yufei rolled her eyes at him charmingly—even if there is no shortage of masters, she doesn't know what He Linhua means by "talking about life, talking about ideals", she can understand!This He Linhua is a bad guy!

This is inexplicable, because of candied haws?You liar!Seeing that it took too much effort to ask from He Linhua's mouth, Master Buque simply stopped asking.He turned his head to look at Xu Ming and the Four Vajras, and asked, "Tell me."

"Yes." Xu Ming and the Four Vajras agreed, and the last old monk with "six clean roots" explained with a bitter face: "There is no shortage of patriarchs, the thing is like this..."

It’s fine if you don’t listen to Master Bu Que. After listening to this, you can’t laugh or cry, and the corners of your mouth twitched again—yes, Master Bu Que started twitching again. Everything is possible!This whole thing has been brought up and down, and the reason is actually because of; two stacks of candied haws!Just because of the two stacks of candied haws, the forbidden area of ​​Shaolin Temple was basically destroyed, and the four old monks were shocked to the point where the outside was scorched and the inside was tender...

"Amitabha, this matter is really ridiculous! You threw away the candied haws from He Xiaoyou's child, and just sent someone to give him some more. Why did you get into a fight?" Master Bu Que said speechlessly.

Is this ridiculous?And even more absurd!If you knew, He Linhua and the others would have been watching from the sidelines, but if they didn't stop them, they wouldn't know what to say!This is the abbot Xu Ming of Shaolin Temple.

He Linhua scratched his head embarrassingly: "There is no shortage of masters. Look, my dog ​​has beaten the forbidden area of ​​Shaolin Temple into a mess. I am really embarrassed."

You still know I'm sorry!Master Bu Que rolled his eyes, clasped his hands together and said: "It's all right, little friend He. What happened here is all a misunderstanding. It just so happens that the forbidden area of ​​Shaolin Temple has been in disrepair for a long time. This time, with the help of little friend He, it just happened to be rebuilt. You don't need to worry about it."

"Hehe, that's how it is..." He Linhua replied with a smile, "Well, I won't interfere with Master Buque's reconstruction work! Yufei, Nana, let's talk about the wind~!"

"Amitabha! He Xiaoyou, please stop." Master Wuque stopped him, "Although the Shaolin Temple is small, there are many rules. Next, I invite He Xiaoyou to visit with Xu Ming. Xu Ming, take care of He Xiaoyou and their tasks. I'll leave it to you!" Master Bu Que's last words were addressed to Xu Ming.Of course, although he talked about caring, he was actually supervising.That meaning is very clear, watch He Linhua's grandson closely, so as not to cause any trouble in Shaolin Temple!This kid is simply a disaster star.Wherever you go, where things go wrong.

After Master Buque finished speaking, he turned to He Linhua again and went back to the underground base.

The originally relaxed and pleasant tour became dull under the company of Master Xu Ming.Unknowingly, it was already night, and the four of He Linhua returned to their room yesterday—the door had been replaced. It is estimated that there is no shortage of masters, considering He Linhua's destructive power, they directly replaced a thick iron door.

After returning to the room, Hu Yufei and Qieryanna held the puppy and watched TV for a while, then each took a shower and went back to their room to sleep.

With a "creak", He Linhua knew that it was Qieryanna's door without turning his head.Sure enough, the light footsteps stopped behind He Linhua, and then Qi Eryanna's soft voice sounded: "Honey, do you want to sleep with me?"

"Fuck..." He Linhua yelled again, this Qi Eryanna, is it really to the point where she has no "sex" and no joy?

He Linhua coughed lightly: "Well... Nana, the dog is still in your room. You can't let children see such things as sleeping."

"Well, Sister Yufei told me during the day, so I came out." Qi Eryanna bent down, and from the neckline of the wide pajamas, He Linhua saw the endless spring scenery.Ever since Qieryana's good cabbage was doted on by He Linhua, Qieryana's temper has become better and better, and her posture has become more and more charming.

Yay bah!You little bitch, seduce me again?I really think my brother dare not do you here!He Linhua reached out and was about to drag Qieryanna into his arms, but Qieryanna dodged and dodged, then stood at the door of Hu Yufei's room, shook her waist, and said with a smile: "Hehe, Husband, come and catch me! Come and catch me!"

When will that obsessive Qieryanna play such a small game? !

Although he didn't know why, He Linhua ran over like Zhu Bajie.

Qieryanna saw He Linhua rushing towards her, stretched out her hand and twisted Hu Yufei's doorknob, only heard a "creak", Hu Yufei's door opened, and at the same time she flew away, He Linhua just rushed in.Then there was another light knock on the door, but Qieryana closed the door again.

After entering Hu Yufei's room, He Linhua understood that he was designed by Qieryana—but he was surprised, how could Qieryana come up with such an idea with Qieryana's mind?

Of course, at this moment, it is obviously not the time to think about this issue.Because Hu Yufei was already glued to her face and asked coldly, "What are you doing here?"

"Uh..." Of course He Linhua couldn't be said to have been pushed in by Qi Eryanna, he said "hmm" twice, and replied, "I said I was passing by with soy sauce, do you believe it?"

"Get out! Go to bed with your little wife!" Hu Yufei turned around, with her back to He Linhua.Why is there a sour smell in the air?

Can He Linhua go out?Of course not, if you go out, you probably won't be able to enter this door again.

"Well... Yufei, look, it just sleeted today, and the living room is very cold. Tonight, the two of us are too crowded together." He Linhua made full use of the fine tradition of being a shameless man, and squeezed onto Hu Yufei's bed , and grabbed Hu Yufei's slender waist.

"Bastard, stinky man, what do you want?" Hu Yufei couldn't help but cursed.

With He Linhua's soft jade in his arms, he started to think wildly again, a pair of lecherous hands wandered around Hu Yufei's body: "What do you think I want to do?"

"Smelly man, pervert!" Hu Yufei couldn't get away... Well, actually, she didn't want to struggle, so she simply let He Linhua mess around.After a while, Hu Yufei's breathing became more and more urgent...

(Okay, I will omit it here, the number of words is random...)

After the joy, the clouds cleared and the fog cleared.

Hu Yufei leaned gently in He Linhua's arms, her jet-black hair turned silver, and her pair of delicate ears grew long. She reached out and pressed He Linhua's chest, stroking the little silver fox mark: "Hua Brother Zi, do you love me?"

He Linhua reached out and patted Hu Yufei's nipples: "Silly girl, what kind of stupid questions are you asking..."

"Hmm~..." Hu Yufei twisted coquettishly in He Linhua's arms, then stretched out her tail and scratched He Linhua's nose.

Well, you read that right, the tail is indeed sticking out.

"Hey, hey, Yufei, can we put the tail away? My wife has a tail, and it feels weird." He Linhua stroked Hu Yufei's tail, it was fluffy, and it felt really good.

Hu Yufei curled her lips: "You despise me! You don't love me anymore!"

I'm dizzy!What is this all about!

"Silly girl, what are you talking about?" He Linhua realized that Hu Yufei was really much more difficult to deal with than Qi Eryanna, "How could I not love you, I just think it's a bit weird. You don't want to accept Even if you get up, it feels really good to the touch..."

"I hate it!" Hu Yufei put her tail back behind her buttocks again, and explained with a blushing face, "I want to put it away too, but when I do that, I can't help but turn into a fox...Brother Huazi, don't you like it? "

"I like it! I like it! I like everything Yufei looks like." He Linhua licked Hu Yufei's ear with a smile, "I was just thinking, will we have a litter of little foxes in the future..."

"Bad guy, what are you talking about?" Hu Yufei stretched out her hand and grabbed He Linhua's body, the pain was painful.Then, Hu Yufei said quietly: "I don't know, I haven't given birth either. However, it seems that the saints in the past have never given birth to little foxes... Scoundrel, if I really gave birth to a litter of little foxes, are you sure?" Don't you want me?"

"I'm dizzy~! Yu Fei, let's change the subject. If you keep talking like this, we're going to be ungrateful!" He Linhua changed the subject, but he was also a little worried, and added, "In this way, I can be regarded as Yunshan sect Disciple, there should be records about this in the classics of the Yunshan Sect, let's go to the Yunshan Sect some other day to have a look."

"Well, Brother Huazi, you are so kind." Hu Yufei said.

He Linhua said: "Let's talk about something? How about we discuss it from a philosophical point of view..."

"Don't listen! Don't listen! You just can't spit out ivory!" Hu Yufei knew that He Linhua was talking nonsense again, "Brother Huazi, tell me, do you love me more or Nana more?"

Uh... this question can never be answered, it is simply an unsolvable question!If you say you love Hu Yufei more, Qieryana will be sad tomorrow; if you say you love Qieryana more, you will be kicked out of the room immediately; if you say the same amount, you will be said to be coping...

He Linhua rolled his eyes and pressed Hu Yufei under him: "My wife, you have to know that love is not spoken, but made. Instead of discussing this issue here, we should prove it with practical actions. ..."

"Hey! What do you want to do?" Hu Yufei panicked again.

"Needless to say, of course, I used practical actions to make love out!"

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