Simultaneous Travel: Becoming a Legend in the Heavens.

Chapter 160: It’s not Hammer Girl, you must be disappointed!

Chapter 160: It’s not Hammer Girl, you must be disappointed!
(The Marvel chapter is not well written, I suggest you jump to the next world directly, the last few chapters are free to read)
Thor had the absurd feeling that he was dreaming.

The young man in front of him was completely naked, with a layer of silver powder on his body, and had a good appearance. But at this moment, he was looking at his body and Thor's hand with curiosity.

"Thor, can you please let go for a moment? I want to see what my handle looks like."

"You are... Mjolnir?"

Thor's face turned pale and he subconsciously tightened his hands, causing the boy to cry out.

"Hey, hey, hey! I'm going to be ruined! My body isn't feeling right right now, Thor, let go!"

Thor trembled and let go, his eyes blank, "I... I don't understand."

Why did the hammer become a human?
Still a man!

He admitted that after reading certain books during adolescence, he did fantasize about Mjolnir becoming a human and becoming his partner one day, but that was Hammer Girl!
"I don't understand either, but I guess it should be the second dog licker..."

[Loki's magic gave Mjolnir human form and life, but also made him vulnerable, and Luke's domain suppressed his mystery, further weakening him.]

[The violent impact from the sky caused Mjolnir's memory to become confused. He forgot his experience of Luke and Loki's conspiracy. This is reasonable.]

"I forgot!"

At this time, someone in the crowd had already called the police. Just three seconds after the call was made, a group of people in police uniforms rushed over, glanced at the two of them, and waved their hands.

"Running naked in the street, take him away!"

After recovering from his shock, Thor realized that they had bad intentions, and he reflexively squeezed the void. Mjolnir next to him raised his head with a sense of understanding.

"Thor, are you calling me? No, I can't fly now!"

"It's okay, Mjolnir. Just take a rest first. I'll find a way to turn you back to normal later."

Thor wiped his face, cheered himself up, and silently comforted himself, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if he doesn't have a hammer girl or something, it's better if Mjolnir is a man, this is his brother's part-time weapon!
"It's okay to go back to the way you are. I feel much freer now!"

Ignoring Mjolnir's words, Thor tensed his entire body and shouted, "Let me show you the power of Odin's son!"

He rushed forward like a bull, knocked a policeman away with one punch, and then punched another policeman with a backhand, causing the latter to retreat holding his stomach.

With his powerful moves and Thor's muscular body, he was able to kill two or three people at once even though his divine power was suppressed.

"Good boy, it's fine if you run naked, but you also attacked the police!"

The leading team leader frowned, and the policemen around him took out their electric batons in unison.

Thor rushed forward proudly and punched the captain on the head, but the other party dodged it nimbly and hit him with the electric baton instead.

"It's ridiculous. It's just that short and fragile weapon... weapon weapon weapon weapon!"

The switch was pressed, and as the electric current spread throughout his body, Thor's body began to twitch. Before he could recover, five or six policemen around him simultaneously pointed electric batons at Thor.

"Do not……"

Crackling crackling ~
Pfft!
Thor rolled his eyes and fell to the ground, losing consciousness.

Mjolnir swaggered over and poked his cheek, "Hey, Thor, how did you become such a weakling? Just a few mortals beat you down."

The team leader glanced at him and said, "This is an accomplice, take him away too!"

"Who are you looking down upon? I am Mjolnir, the most precious treasure of Asgard. There is no way you mortals can take me away."

Mjolnir raised his chin proudly, "Hurry up and heal Thor, then kneel down and lick my ass, then I'll let you touch it, um...but don't touch my handle, you're not worthy of lifting me up."

"This kid has a mental problem. Check his household registration and prepare to send him to a mental hospital."

"Okay, boss!"

One of the officers lifted Mjolnir easily onto his shoulder, causing him to yelp.

"Fuck! This is impossible!"

Seeing himself getting closer and closer to the police car, Mjolnir panicked, "Wait, brother, let's talk it over. Thor, don't treat me anymore, just let me go."

He nodded reluctantly, "You're lucky. If nothing works, I'll let you touch my handle. You know, the second prince of Asgard can only touch me secretly after Thor falls asleep."

"Pfft."

The police officer carrying him sneered.

"why are you laughing?"

"I remember happy things."

The policeman coughed twice and straightened his face. "What a mess! What is Asgard? I've never heard of it! It's the 21st century now. The feudal monarchy has perished. What's the point of being a prince?"

……

Thor woke up slowly, his body aching. He raised his hands and found that he was wearing what looked like silver restraints. He raised his head and saw two policemen sitting opposite him.

For some reason, he always felt that the two policemen opposite him looked familiar.

"Have we met somewhere?"

"Don't try to get close to me, tell me. If you confess, I'll give you leniency. If you resist, I'll give you severity!"

The first policeman was thin, with deep features and looked good, but his temperament was not very good. He had the air of a gangster. He kicked the table in front of him viciously.

"You are now suspected of disrupting public order, assaulting police officers, robbery, indecency and other crimes. I tell you, no matter how high or low you are, you will be imprisoned for a year!"

"Don't be so rude, do you understand how to enforce the law in a civilized manner?"

The policeman next to him seemed elegant and calm, and smiled at him gently, "Have you eaten? I brought you a lunch box. You can eat first and then confess."

"Mjolnir, where is my Mjolnir!"

Thor clenched his five fingers reflexively, but instead of waiting for the hammer to fly over, he heard a commotion from the next room. "What the hell are you yelling about? I told you I can't fly now! Thor, you idiot, I was just lifted up by a little jerk, wuwuwuwu... I have lost all my innocence!"

click-

When Thor heard Mjolnir being lifted up by others, he seemed to hear the sound of his own heart breaking. His eyes went dark and he felt that the top of his head suddenly became extremely heavy and emitted a little green light.

"You...how can you be lifted up by another man!"

"I didn't mean to do that. It just happened so suddenly! It's all your fault. How come you can't even beat a few mortals?"

"They attacked me by surprise. I am the son of Odin, the god of thunder, Thor!"

"Shut up."

The rude police officer spat on the ground, "And Thor, I'm doing this for the glory of the God of the North."

The elegant police officer waited patiently until Saul calmed down before starting to question him.

"I feel like you're confused right now. How about this, sort out your thoughts and answer our questions. You can't leave without cooperating with us."

Thor slammed his hands on the table, "I can leave anytime I want!"

"Ha, you're in jail and you're still bullying me!"

The arrogant policeman raised his eyebrows and took out an electric baton, which made Thor's eyelids twitch and he sat back obediently.

"Next, we'll ask you some basic information, and you can answer them as a memory check, okay?"

Seeing the familiar intimacy, Thor snorted and nodded.

"Name."

"Thor Odinson."

"gender."

"Are you humiliating me?"

"Okay, gender are you humiliating me?"

The elegant police officer filled in the abnormal content in the gender column without any anger. "Don't worry, the managers here think that version T0 needs to be weakened, so they plan to learn from advanced experience and implement gender freedom. Even Walmart plastic bags and armed helicopters are recognized."

Sol: (_)
He didn't understand a word.

"Who else is in your family?"

"My father, the great god Odin, my mother, the queen of heaven Frigga, and my brother, Loki, the god of mischief."

"It's the god of trickery." The elegant police officer changed Thor's name for Loki into a more high-sounding word, writing and drawing on his hands.

The rude police officer came over and asked with a smile, "Which family member do you think is most important to you, your father or your mother?"

"You guys are asking this too?" Thor frowned.

He roughly understood that he was arrested by law enforcement agencies. The Asgard guards were similar to the people here, but he had never heard of them asking about such private matters!

"This is necessary information to understand family relationships." The elegant police officer glanced at the rude police officer and did not refute.

"Then I'll have to join my brother Loki."

The elegant police officer's eyes flickered, "Why add Rocky?"

"Loki and I grew up together and have been dependent on each other for more than a thousand years. He is extremely important to me."

The elegant police officer's eyes softened and he chuckled softly, "So, what's your answer?"

"It's my mother, Frigga!"

Elegant police officer: “…”

"Didn't you say that Loki is extremely important to you?"

"Of course, my family is extremely important to me, and Loki is the less important one among them."

"Then why did you join Loki?"

"Because I don't want my father to be at the bottom!"

Thor answered as a matter of course.

The elegant police officer kept smiling, but fell silent.

The arrogant police officer, who was struggling to hold back his laughter, coughed twice and said, "Well, I'll go to the toilet."

A moment later, a burst of unstoppable laughter came from the toilet.

"The verdict can be announced now, Mr. Thor Odinson. You are suspected of illegal immigration, disturbing public order, sexual harassment, assaulting police officers, robbery and other crimes. You are now sentenced to death and will be executed immediately."

The elegant police officer put down the document in his hand and said, "Here's your phone. You have three minutes to talk to your family."

"Oh, do you remember your family's phone number? If you don't remember, there's nothing we can do."

After symbolically waving his hand in front of Saul, the elegant police officer stood up and clapped his hands. Two burly police officers walked in from behind.

"Take him away for execution, now, immediately!"

"Wait! Are you guys so random with your executions?"

Thor was a little panicked. He didn't do anything wrong. At most, he beat up two law enforcement officers.

Well, it might be a serious crime, but it’s not a crime punishable by death!
(End of this chapter)

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