Simultaneous Travel: Becoming a Legend in the Heavens.

Chapter 161 You two are really good at playing

(The Marvel chapter is not well written, I suggest you jump to the next world directly, the last few chapters are free to read)
"Brother, forget it, brother. You know he's not very smart. Come and have a cigarette to calm down."

At the critical moment, the rude policeman who had gone to the toilet before came back and stopped the police officers' actions. While dissuading the elegant policeman, he pointed his mouth at Saul.

"Thor Odinson, someone is here to bail you out. You can leave now."

Outside the police station, the sound of a motorcycle was heard, and a woman with beautiful features, dark skin, wearing tattered clothes, a yellow protective helmet, a seat belt, and covered in dust rushed in.

The woman rushed forward and shouted loudly.

"Thor! Don't be afraid, I'm here to take you home!"

Seeing a woman coming in, Thor squatted down awkwardly, protecting his key parts, and looked at the woman in front of him with some confusion, "Who are you?"

The woman took off her protective cap, revealing a fair forehead that formed a sharp contrast with her tanned face covered with a layer of ash. Dust mixed with pebbles fell along with her hair.

"I'm Sif, Thor."

Thor's eyes widened, "Sif, how did you become like this!"

He looked at Sif in front of him, who was in a dishevel and looked extremely miserable. For a moment, he couldn't believe it. Was this still the beautiful and powerful Asgardian warrior in his memory?

"We'll talk about the details later."

Sif was obviously ashamed of her image. She bit her lip and said, "Anyway, I'm doing the plastering at the construction site now."

Thor stood there in a daze, at a loss as to what to do.

"It's just a labor job, 200 yuan a day, with lunch included!"

"I don't understand."

"You'll understand from now on." Sif sighed, "Sir, I want to bail this man out."

"Are you his relative?"

"Yes, I am his lover."

Thor opened his mouth to object, but when Sif gave him a look, he had no choice but to shut his mouth.

"Your husband was running naked in the street and he painted that kid silver and white for cosplay, did you know that?"

Sif: ???
She looked at Thor with a questioning look. Thor didn't know how to explain for a moment, and finally told her the truth.

"Mjolnir turned into a human, and I didn't react."

"Please explain it to me slowly when we get back." Sif sighed, fully understanding the confusion Thor might encounter when he first came to this world.

"Sir, how much is Thor's bail?"

"Ten million is needed."

The rude police officer responded casually, then realized something was wrong when he saw Sif's desperate expression.

"I mean, it'll cost a thousand bucks!"

"Whoo~"

Sif finally came to her senses, took out a wad of money from her pocket, counted it three or five times, and then reluctantly counted out ten bills and handed them to the rude policeman.

"Thank you, officer. Thank you, officer. I will take the person away first."

Sif pulled Thor and prepared to leave when someone next door suddenly started howling.

"Thor, the master is still here! Get me out too!"

Sif looked surprised, "Thor, who is that?"

"I just told you, Mjolnir has turned into a human." Thor rubbed his eyebrows. He was speechless about the current situation.

"Sir, I'll protect that one too!"

"Is he also your relative?"

"Yes, he is Thor's cousin!"

"Then you two are really good at playing tricks."

The arrogant police officer couldn't help but applaud when he heard this. The husband and his cousin had a party in the street, and then the wife came to bail him out.

"50 berries... uh, 50 bucks to take away."

After being freed, Mjolnir walked out of the interrogation room with an unhappy look on his face. "Why is Thor worth 1000 and I'm only 50? I must be worth at least three times as much as Thor!"

"You can pay more if you want." The arrogant police officer spread his hands to Sif with understanding, "Then 3000 for this child."

Sif took out a pack of cigarettes from her pocket, took out a cigarette and handed it to him, smiling, "The child is ignorant, you are a generous person, don't bother with him."

"I don't smoke." The rude police officer shook his head. "Forget it... just have one. I just feel sorry for you. You can leave now."

"Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir."

Sif nodded and thanked him while dragging the two unfortunate children, one big and one small, out of the police station.

After the three figures disappeared around the corner, the two police officers returned to their original forms.

"How did you turn Sif into this?"

Loki couldn't help feeling nervous when he saw Sif like this. After all, she was one of the four warriors of Asgard and the ideal sister-in-law in his mind.

Lu Ke touched his chin and said, "I'm not that bad. Everything in this field is restored one-to-one based on my own experience."

Pure social work status in the first half of 2024.

He thought that with Sif's conditions, it would be easy for her to find a job with a 9-to-5 schedule, two days off a week, and a monthly salary of over ten thousand yuan, but he didn't expect that he would be forced to work as a plasterer on a construction site.

……

After leaving the police station, Sif straightened her back suddenly. She ignored the strange looks from people around her, hailed a taxi, and persuaded the driver to resist by paying double the fare, and stuffed her two naked buttocks into the car.

Then he bought a set of parent-child outfits at a roadside stall, a big one for Thor and a small one for Mjolnir, to cover up their shame.

Thor dressed neatly, and Mjolnir was a little unhappy. He had never heard of putting clothes on a hammer! "You have two choices. First, I will throw you out now. Second, put on your clothes properly."

After glaring at the disobedient Hammer, Sif rolled up her sleeves, as if she really intended to throw the man out.

Mjolnir curled his lips and put on his clothes. "I'm telling you, you're in trouble. You can never hope to touch my handle again in your life!"

"I don't care!" Sif turned away in disdain, "Only a bootlicker like Loki is willing to treat you well."

The car suddenly trembled, and the driver touched his head and smiled, "Sorry, the tire suddenly burst, please get off, and I won't charge you the fare."

"Damn it! When people are unlucky, there is no limit to their bottom line!"

Sif took the two people out of the car with a sullen face, walked for more than an hour, and finally stopped in front of a somewhat old building.

The security guard at the gate was a big guy, nearly three meters tall, handsome and domineering.

security guard:(._.)
Sif, Thor, Mjolnir: (゜一゜)
"Sif, is this your relative?"

"Yes, they are going to live with me next."

"Hurry up and go up, otherwise it will be bad if the landlord sees you."

Sif nodded and was about to go upstairs when a boy of about thirteen or fourteen appeared at the stairs with his hands on his hips.

"Hey, the ashes are back? How much cattle and horse fees did you earn today?" The child glanced at Thor and Mjolnir.

"Hehe, here comes another big fool and a little fool."

"It's over, the landlord's sharp-tongued kid." Sif's face turned pale, and then she saw the tall security guard grab the child and flick him on the forehead.

"Don't be so rude all the time."

"You hit me again, you idiot, I'll kill you if I give you any color. Today, either you die or I live!"

"The emblem of turbid light is faintly revealed, with an unruly and crazy demeanor; it emerges, but denies paralysis, instantly preventing the eternal sleep..."

"Five hundred a night, and your crimes are still unsolved."

The sturdy man raised his fist and refused to give in.

The two began to confront each other, and taking advantage of this time, Sif pulled Thor and Mjolnir upstairs quickly and slammed the door.

"Phew~ It's safe."

Only then did Sif breathe a sigh of relief and tiredly found a chair to sit down.

This is a rental house of about 30 square meters, with one bedroom, one living room and one bathroom. The lighting is average and it is empty. There is basically no furniture except a TV, a bed, a table and a wardrobe.

Thor frowned at the environment and said, "Now let's talk about it. Where is this place? Why are you here, Sif?"

"I don't know either. I just remember that the morning after your celebration party, I was planning to do something and suddenly came here."

Sif calmed down, "This should be the atrium, but it is very different from the atrium we have been to before. The technology in the atrium seems to have developed very well over the past few hundred years."

"Besides, our power seems to be prohibited here. I am just a strong woman now. I was surrounded by thugs when I was walking on the road at night before. I only knocked down a dozen of them. The rest ran away before I could beat them. I couldn't stop them at all."

"Then you are stronger than Thor, he just fell to the ground after knocking down three people!"

Mjolnir spoke with a gloating tone.

Thor explained with embarrassment, "That's because they used weapons. If you were in my hands, the result would definitely be different."

"Just a joke, Thor got electrocuted."

"How long have you been here?"

Unable to argue with Mjolnir and reluctant to hit him, Thor could only change the subject.

"One month."

Sif said in a heavy tone, "At first I was wandering on the street... and the landlord of this building was kind enough to pick me up and promised to collect my rent next month. He also gave me some money so that I could find a job."

"So you started doing that, what is that dusting thing?"

"It's not just about plastering, but also about moving bricks, mixing cement, and inserting steel bars..."

The more Sif spoke, the softer her voice became, and she seemed a little sad.

Thor seemed a little confused, "How come you can't find a good job when you're such a good warrior?"

"Because I have no education, no work experience, and I'm over 35 years old!"

As Sif, a young woman over a thousand years old, spoke, her eyes gradually became moist, as if she was a little emotionally broken.

"I don't want to be like this. The interviewer asked a lot of embarrassing questions right from the start. I only know how to fight. They only want men when applying for security positions. I finally got in, but the salary is low and I'm harassed by my colleagues. I can't hit anyone or I'll go to jail!"

"do not Cry."

Thor went forward and hugged Sif, "Be strong, Sif, you are a warrior of Asgard."

Sif took a few breaths and was about to speak when she suddenly heard some gibberish.

"Well, I'm a little hungry." Thor scratched his head embarrassedly.

"Me too!"

Mjolnir touched his stomach with a look of surprise on his face. "So the churning feeling in my stomach means I'm hungry. I learned something!"

"I'll get you something to eat."

Sif wiped away her tears, left the two useless men behind, and came back after a while with a bag full of food.

Mjolnir rushed forward with a roar and took out two barrels of stuff, one large and one small. "What are these?"

"Kang Shuaifu and Lei Bi."

"I like the name Leibi!"

(End of this chapter)