Simultaneous Travel: Becoming a Legend in the Heavens.

Chapter 34: Boys are always lustful

[Thanks for the invitation. I’m in Longhu Mountain, just got off the plane, and am preparing to attend the Luotian Dajiao. I just plan to hang out and how many rounds I can get is entirely up to fate.]
Luke lifted up his shirt and took a photo of his abdominal muscles, then cropped the edge of the photo to a position just a little bit in front of the top edge of his pants. At first glance, it was impossible to tell whether he was wearing pants or not.

Edit completed, send.

There is a skill to playing the edge ball.

At first, Lu Ke took pictures directly on his crotch, but even with pants on, his picture was rejected by the censors because of the obvious outline. If it weren't for his good reputation in the past, his account would have been blocked.

After several attempts on the edge of review, Lu Ke gradually grasped the bottom line of the platform. This kind of dynamic review that seemed to be revealed but not revealed was easy to pass.

In less than ten seconds, the number of clicks skyrocketed and the number of messages began to flood the screen.

"Wow, thank you, male Bodhisattva. My recent updates are all about Luo Tian Da Jiao. I don't have any material at all."

"More, more!"

"Husband is being naughty again, go back to bed and stay here."

"Those who don't show their faces will be treated as ugly."

"Hiss, hiss~"

"It's just average. My Qing is still the best looking. But it's really cool. I'll just use it for what it is."

"You deserve to die for building up such good muscles, you bastards! There are only a few female aliens, and you bastards have taken all of them!"

“It’s time to use my innate imagination.”

"Don't use your imagination on things like this!"

"Can the fans of Zhuge Qing above please get out of here? The fan circles of you and Lu Linglong are the most corrupt in the entire forum!"

This is the latest traffic password that Lu Ke has mastered. He registered this account more than three years ago. At that time, he was still in Longhu Mountain. His mind was pure and he posted some morning lessons every day, such as "Mantra for Purifying the Mouth" and "Mantra for Purifying the Body".

At that time, the number of clicks was very small. The one with the highest number of clicks was a photo of him and his fellow apprentices. Because Zhang Lingyu was in the photo, it attracted some fans who liked his looks to come and get the photo.

There were some middle-aged strangers in their forties and fifties who praised him highly, saying that he was young and prudent and stayed true to his heart. However, after he started to play tricks, half of those middle-aged strangers unfollowed him.

All those who didn’t unfollow are women!
He claimed that he instantly switched from being a mom fan to an aunt fan, and every now and then someone would send him a private message asking him if he wanted to work twenty years less.

In response to this, Lu Ke could only say that being timid is human instinct, just like men always like young and beautiful women, and women always covet impulsive and energetic handsome guys.

"Mr. Lu, you are quite good at this."

Wang, who came closer and saw his phone, couldn't help but wonder, is this guy really a mysterious person who knows the secrets but can't answer them?
Lu Ke put away his phone and replied lazily, "Experience points increase quickly this way. I want to max out my forum level as soon as possible."

"Why are you leveling up on the forum?"

Wang was also a little confused. There were no restrictions on the Yiren Forum. Basically, as long as you registered an account and verified your real name, there were no restrictions on browsing and posting.

"There are a few resource groups that only allow entry after reaching the maximum level."

"..."

Wang Ye: Is there no one in this world that you care about anymore?
Noticing Wang Ye's contemptuous look, Lu Ke raised his eyebrows slightly, "Why, Master Wang is not interested in reeds and erotic pictures at all."

"People who practice Taoism are naturally pure-hearted and have few desires." Wang Ye answered without changing his expression or blushing.

"Is it true? I don't believe it." Lu Ke stroked his chin, "How about I go to the inner scene and ask Master Wang when was the last time he had a catheter?"

Wang Ye:......

Well, he admitted that he was a normal man and had some interest in the harmony of yin and yang, but he still wanted to say...

Damn it, how can this bitch be so outrageous!

Wang Ye's mouth twitched, and it took him a while to calm down, "Are you a warlock too?"

"I didn't say I was." Luke spread his hands, looking innocent. "Then you just mentioned the interior..."

"You believe everything I say. If I tell you that you shouldn't come to Mount Longhu, do you believe it?" Lu Ke smiled and said as if jokingly.

Wang, whose lines were snatched away from him, was stunned for a moment.

Shouldn't he have come? Maybe, it would be difficult to protect the old Taoist priest from disaster without exposing Feng Hou Qi Men, and once Feng Hou Qi Men was exposed, his life would be doomed to be in turmoil.

But Luke's problem is bigger.

"I should be the one to say this to you." Wang Ye regained his composure and said in a slightly serious tone, "Master Lu, I don't know what secrets you have, but you may not know that this secret of yours cannot be deciphered by the inner world. If other sorcerers know this, you will be in danger in the future."

Hearing Wang Ye's kind advice, Lu Ke smiled and said, "Master Wang, you are a good person, but a little arrogant."

Wang Ye is indeed a good person as he sacrificed his own safety to get involved in the muddy water of Luotian Dajiao, but it is also true to say that he is arrogant.

At this time, Wang Ye had not yet experienced the subsequent twists and turns. He placed himself in a very high position and looked down on everyone. He believed that he was above the world and that everything he did was important to stabilize the situation in the alien world.

Simply put, his current mentality is that this world of aliens cannot survive without him as the king.

After hearing Lu Ke's comments, Wang Ye lowered his head and thought for a moment. He felt that he could not persuade anyone, so he shook his head and sighed.

"Forget it. Everyone has their own aspirations. Since Mr. Lu dared to come here, he must have something to rely on. It's me who is meddling."

He looked not far away and saw Zhang Chulan walking towards the old Taoist priest and Zhang Lingyu who were taking photos with the leader. "It's getting late. Let's go over there too."

The two men walked over, but Lu Ke was a step late and fell behind. He took out his cell phone, turned on the camera, and aimed it at Wang Ye.

The king did not notice it and bowed to the old Taoist priest in a proper manner.

"Wudang King, meet the old Heavenly Master."

Get the famous scene!

Lu Ke put away his phone with satisfaction.

"It's Wang Ye. How is your master's health recently?" The old Taoist priest nodded and greeted him.

Wang Ye chuckled twice, touched his head, and pushed Zhang Chulan forward, "Look who I brought you?"

"It's Chu Lan, right?" The old Taoist said in a gentle voice, "Call me Master. Your grandfather taught you the Golden Light Curse and Thunder Method. It's not unfair for you to call me Master."

Zhang Chulan suddenly felt the kindness of the older generation, and his heart ached, "Master...Master."

As soon as the two people recognized each other, the old Taoist priest's gaze turned to Lu Ke.

"Luke, now that you're back, why don't you come see me?"

Lu Ke ran over and saluted to the old Taoist priest obediently, "Hello, Master."

The old Taoist priest looked at Lu Ke carefully, his eyes gleaming, and his tone was full of emotion, "Little Lu has a bit of luck, I can't see through you a little bit."

"Thanks to my master, my cultivation has improved by a hundred million points recently, which is not worth mentioning." Lu Ke answered modestly.

"Little rascal." The old Taoist priest laughed but sighed in his heart. The big-eared thief really gave him a difficult problem.

"Lingyu, Chu Lan and I need to talk, please go and receive other guests."

"Disciple, obey."

Zhang Lingyu, who was standing next to him, didn't even look at Zhang Chulan. After hearing the old Taoist's words, he bowed and turned to leave.

Actually, I think it’s still possible, maybe…

How strong must the willpower beΣ(°△°|||)︴

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(End of this chapter)