Simultaneous Travel: Becoming a Legend in the Heavens.
Chapter 35: I, the nephew, couldn't help myself
Chapter 35: I, the nephew, couldn't help myself
"The little Taoist priest is so handsome, let's take a photo together!"
A young couple looked at Zhang Lingyu walking by and were somewhat impressed by the other's extraordinary temperament and appearance, and couldn't help but shout out.
Zhang Lingyu pretended not to hear and just kept walking forward.
"What? Such a bad temper! Are all the Taoists in Longhu Mountain so arrogant?" The young man in the couple was a little indignant.
Lu Ke walked over with a smile, stood between the two people, and hugged them, "Hey, that's not the case. Our Tianshi Mansion is the most hospitable. If he doesn't accompany you to take pictures, it's the same if I come."
"Ah." The girl in the couple blushed when he hugged her like this. She secretly glanced at Lu Ke's profile and her breathing became heavier.
When the young man saw that his girlfriend's reaction was not right, he immediately looked at Lu Ke with a bit of displeasure. Then he felt that the female in his heart was almost awakened. He quickly became alert and pulled Lu Ke out from between the two of them.
This one is more handsome than the previous one. The previous one can be posted on WeChat Moments to show off, but if this one stays around for too long, my girlfriend will probably be attracted to him.
"Thank you, Taoist priest. It's not necessary. We have something to do, so we'll leave first." The young man responded politely, then quickly walked out, pulling his girlfriend, who kept looking back every three steps.
This reaction is quite funny.
Lu Ke turned around happily and saw Zhang Lingyu, who should have walked away, standing in front of him and looking at him.
"Hello, Uncle Lingyu." Lu Ke greeted him with a smile.
"If our sect wants to participate in the Luotian Grand Ceremony, it needs to be qualified. You are participating in the competition as a person under the age of 30. During this period, you don't have to call me uncle-master." Zhang Lingyu said in a serious tone.
"Oh, then I'll call you Lingyu." Lu Ke didn't mean to be polite at all, and directly turned to Tiangang, "Lingyu, what do you want from me?"
Zhang Lingyu:......
"Have you been practicing any charm skills recently?"
This is the real charm stacking, what is the charm skill, are the active skills that need to use Qi as effective as our passive one?
"Why do you sound familiar with the art of charm, Lingyu? Have you ever come into contact with an alien who uses the art of charm before?" Lu Ke asked calmly.
Some happy and painful memories came to his mind. Zhang Lingyu didn't want to answer his question and changed the subject.
"I remember that you used to be dignified and modest. You were very attentive to your morning and evening studies, and you practiced very hard. You had a strong character."
"Hey, Lingyu, you're too polite." Lu Ke waved his hands after hearing this. He felt embarrassed to play tricks on him because of all the praise he received. He didn't even have a chance to use the props he had prepared.
"Say a few more words, I'd love to hear it."
Zhang Lingyu shook his head. "How come you have become so frivolous and unruly after being away from the mountains for more than a year?"
Lu Ke's eyes widened. No, he was just taking a photo with others, so how could he behave in a frivolous and unrestrained manner?
byd, Lu Ke had originally planned to be more generous and not care about Zhang Lingyu defeating him, but now it seems that he has to teach this junior uncle a lesson.
"Ah, what Uncle Master said is true. I have indeed been a bit self-destructive recently." Lu Ke showed a shameful look and straightened his posture. "My nephew has encountered some changes recently, and his Tao heart has been damaged. I wonder if Uncle Master can give me some advice."
Seeing that he changed his address to "Uncle Master" again, Zhang Lingyu frowned slightly, but still nodded, "You and I are from the same sect, and it is only natural for me to guide you. Are you having difficulties in your cultivation, or something else?"
"Is such that."
Lu Ke's face turned red, and he seemed embarrassed. He spoke hesitantly, "Not long ago, Xia He, one of the four crazy men in Quanxing, came to the vicinity of our school in order to capture Zhang Chulan."
Zhang Lingyu was startled by this familiar name, and asked with an unnatural look, "She, what happened to her?"
"This Quan Xing demon has a dissolute temper and can't walk when she sees a handsome guy." Lu Ke covered his face in shame, "I, your junior nephew, went to the same school as Zhang Chulan. I ran into her by accident, and because I was pretty, she kidnapped me."
hum~
Zhang Lingyu felt as if his brain exploded all of a sudden. The meditation skills he had practiced since childhood were shattered by this huge impact. His lips trembled, his voice was hoarse, and he asked with hope.
"And then? She, she didn't do anything to you, did she?"
No, no, Xia He shouldn't be so hungry that she would eat anything... Zhang Lingyu looked at Lu Ke's face and figure with an unpleasant expression, and his expression became even worse.
This doesn't seem to be what we call eating anything when we are hungry.
"She likes handsome guys, and she especially likes virgin boys like me who have not yet ejaculated. She tempts me in every way, using black silk stockings, bunny girls, nurses, flight attendants, policewomen, and all kinds of uniforms to mess with me."
Luke hesitated, his face turning redder.
Zhang Lingyu only felt as if a green hat had appeared on his head. Thinking of Xia He's reputation as a "bone scraper" over the years, his eyes went dark and he thought that there might be more than one hat.
"Your heart was always firm when you were in the mountains. You shouldn't be deceived by such a witch, right?"
Holding on to the last glimmer of hope, Zhang Lingyu asked reluctantly.
Lu Ke gritted his teeth, his eyes suddenly reddened, "My nephew, my nephew, I will definitely insist and insist."
"I told myself that this was one of the four crazy demon girls from Quan Xing, and that they were not good people. I told myself that as a disciple of Longhu Mountain, I must be pure-hearted and free from desires. I told myself that as a male college student, my actions must be in line with the core values of socialism!"
"And then?" A gleam of light appeared in Zhang Lingyu's eyes.
"Then……"
"Then……"
"Then tell me what it is!" Zhang Lingyu was a little anxious.
"Then I couldn't help myself and gave all my savings of the past 19 years to this witch!"
Lu Ke covered his face and sobbed softly, seeming to be crying for his lost innocence. "We fought for two days and two nights, from day to night, and from night to dawn, over and over again, until we were exhausted and could no longer move."
He paused, choking in a low voice, "More than a dozen sets of clothes were torn, the bed collapsed, and everything was a mess."
"Fortunately, my nephew is good at martial arts. After the fight, Xia He was conquered by me. Not only was she reluctant to kill me, she also said that she was willing to leave Quan Xing for me, start a new life, and become a loving couple."
Zhang Lingyu had empty eyes and said nothing, feeling that nothing mattered anymore. But suddenly he saw that Lu Ke's face was not filled with sorrow, but a smug smile.
The state of mind after more than ten years of self-cultivation finally broke. He gritted his teeth and grabbed Lu Ke's collar, asking a little uncontrollably: "Why are you so proud? Are you lying to me? Are you lying to me!"
Lu Ke waved his hands quickly, "Uncle Master, how could I lie to you? I am proud of myself because I think I am quite attractive as a man. Even Gua Gu Dao, one of the four arrogant men, bowed down before me. Doesn't this show that I am very capable?"
"A man can understand this. Master is also a man, so how can he not understand it?"
"If you don't believe me, I left a photo here as a souvenir." Lu Ke took out the photo from his pocket and handed it over.
Zhang Lingyu took it with trembling hands, and was instantly furious with the man and woman above him, and felt a heat in his chest.
He held the photo in his hand, speechless for a moment, and turned to leave. However, he had not taken two steps when a mouthful of blood spurted out of his heart and his vision became blurred. Before he passed out, he heard Lu Ke shouting.
"Someone, Lingyu Zhenren has fainted, come and help!"
……
Lu Ke watched Zhang Lingyu lying on the ground being carried away by the panicked crowd. He leisurely picked up the photo and smiled silently at the naked Xia He in the photo and himself who was also naked and making the victory sign next to him.
As we all know, photos cannot be photoshopped.
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Telephone pet, level up.
(End of this chapter)
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