Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.

In a remote town in the Land of Fire, two figures sneaked up to an inconspicuous public toilet. One of the figures closed his eyes and sensed it, then nodded to the person next to him.

"Brother, this is it."

"Tobirama, are you sure? But it smells so good here..."

Wearing a cloak to conceal his identity, Hashirama Senju frowned and covered his nose.

He couldn't believe that the legendary bounty hunters' base for exchanging gold would be in such a smelly place.

"My perception doesn't deceive me."

Under the cloak, Tobirama Senju also shook his head in confusion, but after he keenly smelled the rotten smell mixed in the stench, a flash of understanding flashed in his scarlet eyes.
It turns out that the gold exchange office was built on top of a public toilet in order to cover up the pungent smell of corpses.

"What are you waiting for? Let's go in and take a look."

After saying that, Senju Hashirama took the lead and took a step forward, as impatient as a man about to be humiliated.
"and many more!"

Reaching out to stop his elder brother, Senju Tobirama had a look of deep helplessness on his face.
"If we just go in like this, what's the difference between that and walking into a trap?"

"what?"

"Transformation."

Ignoring the suspicious Hashirama, Senju Tobirama clasped his hands together and performed a transformation technique, transforming himself into a young man with black-purple medium-length hair, half of his face wrapped in bandages, and a vicious look in his single eye.
The overall image is very different from the real body of Senju Tobirama, but there is an indescribable similarity in temperament.

"What are you still doing?"

After completing his transformation, Tobirama Senju urged his elder brother coldly,

"Ohhh! I understand~"

Senju Hashirama nodded hurriedly, clasped his hands together, but his brows were furrowed into a "川" shape. Suddenly he became another stranger and played lurking, which really made it difficult for me, the God of Ninja who I like to push forward.

"Tobirama, who are you going to become?"

"Whatever. The more ordinary the better."

Seeing Senju Hashirama's constipated expression, Senju Tobirama crossed his arms with a look of surprise on his face, tapping his fingers impatiently.

"Wait a minute, I'll think about it."

After closing his eyes and thinking for a while, Senju Hashirama decided to create a new character. He quickly went through the characteristics of the familiar people in his mind, and the transformation technique began to take effect.
"Bang~"

With a burst of white smoke rising, a man with brown curly hair and wearing brown sunglasses appeared on the spot.

"Haha, Tobirama, how is it?"

Although his appearance has changed, that hearty smile remains. After the transformation, Hashirama Senju touched the back of his head and smiled in a very devilish way.

"It's okay. Don't speak when you go in."

Rubbing his sore temples, Senju Tobirama didn't dare to make any more requests. After giving some instructions, he turned and went into the public toilet.

In the public toilet, Senju Tobirama sniffed and followed the smell to push open the cubicle marked "out of order". A secret door appeared in front of them.
"This is it."

Without hesitation, the two pushed the door open and the dark vision suddenly became clear. Behind the secret door was an extremely spacious space. On both sides of the bottomless corridor, there were two rows of dim light bulbs.
"Hey, you two look unfamiliar, are you new here?"

The two brothers walked to the end of the corridor and saw a huge counter. A bald middle-aged man was looking at them with interest.

"We want to register bounty hunters."

His eyes stopped Hashirama Senju who was about to take action. Senju Tobirama took a step forward, his ferocious eyes showing a light that indicated he was not to be trifled with.

"He's still a real newcomer. It's rare to see newcomers these days. After all, bounty hunting is already a sunset industry~"

With the prevalence of official ninja villages today, most of the mission share has been snatched away, and the gold exchange can only survive in the cracks, locking its main business in the gray area of ​​bounties.

The bald man shook his head in self-mockery, then took out a form from the counter and handed it over.

"Fill in the basic information first. I'll explain in advance that we don't charge for registration, but we will charge a few points for each task."

"I still need to fill out some information?"

Senju Tobirama frowned. Wasn't this obviously an attempt to get information from him?
"Don't worry, it's just a record for easy identification and publicity. It doesn't matter even if you use a pseudonym."

It is originally an industry that is not allowed to be seen in the light, so how can it be so formal? The information is left only to facilitate identification by various outlets. At the same time, a few capable bounty hunters are packaged to advertise for their gold exchange.

For example, the Hunter Knight Sword that has been very popular in recent years is the golden signboard of their gold exchange. Whenever there is a large order, he will be given priority to choose.

"That's it"

Looking down at the crude form, Senju Tobirama nodded thoughtfully, and after a second of thinking, he filled in the name column with the four characters "Takasugi Shinsuke". As for what he was good at, he casually filled in the relatively inconspicuous swordsmanship.
"Are you a samurai?"

The bald middle-aged man saw what Senju Tobirama had filled in, so he asked curiously,

"Do I have to answer?"

Senju Tobirama glanced at the other person inconspicuously, his tone revealed a bone-chilling chill, and his stinky expression made it seem as if everyone owed him two thousand and five hundred thousand.

"No, no, I just asked casually. After all, it's rare to see warriors nowadays."

Even though the bald man had seen countless people, he was still frightened by the murderous aura leaked from Senju Tobirama and turned pale.
"Humph~"

Senju Tobirama snorted coldly, pulled out a blank form, and handed it to Senju Hashirama beside him.
"It's your turn."

"Ah? I'm fine!"

Senju Hashirama, who was curiously looking around at the gold exchange, took the form in a hurry, picked up the pen, and began to have trouble with the first name column.
"Door"

"Shut up and write whatever you want."

"Got it~"

So, after a period of deep thought, Hashirama Senju wrote down the name Sakamoto Tatsuma crookedly, and as for his expertise, he randomly filled in the name of hidden weapons.

"Are you two a team?"

The bald man who took the registration form then asked about the relationship between the two. People like them usually debuted in a group.

"Yes."

Senju Tobirama nodded.

"Then you have to give yourself a catchy nickname."

The bald man solemnly took out a bounty hunter celebrity directory, which contained all kinds of handsome nicknames. Senju Hashirama's eyes lit up and he wished he could make his debut right there.

"Nickname. Any suggestions?"

His eyes swept across the hunter knight's sword on the first page, and Senju Tobirama asked with a cold face,
"Of course there are. I'm best at naming. Look, this, this, and this, I named them all for them. Isn't that impressive?"

The bald man was so enthusiastic in promoting himself that he almost mentioned that he also had a side job doing paid naming business.

"No need, just give it a random name, let's call it the Black and White Devils."

Senju Tobirama sneered in his heart. He hadn't even seen the money, but he wanted to cheat him at the first step.

It turns out that free things are the most expensive. Fortunately, I am smart and must avoid the pitfalls!

"Tsk."

Looking at the stingy Senju Tobirama, the bald man's enthusiastic smile instantly cooled. He twitched his lips, put the celebrity list back, and his expression turned cold.

"Black and White, right? We'll review it for a few days. If there are no duplicate IDs, we'll adopt it."

"What if it's repeated?"

Senju Hashirama, who was standing by, finally did not keep his promise to his brother, and could not help but ask in confusion,

"So you're not mute? If you repeat it, we'll randomly generate a nickname that matches your characteristics."

The bald middle-aged man looked at Senju Hashirama and replied in a serious tone,

"Ah? What if I get an ugly nickname?"

“So I suggest you”

"No need, just take out the reward."

Seeing the mercenary smile on the bald man's face again, Senju Tobirama, who was worried that his elder brother had been deceived, immediately interrupted him, asked for the reward notice, and began his own journey of brushing the orders.

However, he didn't know that he would regret his current behavior for a long time.

"Here, take it."

The bald man who didn't make any extra money also became more and more hostile. After throwing out a bunch of bounty tickets, he started to do his own things.
"Shua~shua~shua~"

Senju Tobirama carefully read the bounty list, his expression darkening as he finished reading the last one. He slowly raised his head and spoke in a very stiff tone.
"Do you think we are garbage collectors?"

"You two are just junior bounty hunters now. How do we know if you have the ability to take on big orders? What if you ruin our reputation?"

Glancing at Senju Tobirama, the bald man's words made sense.

"Then there's no need to insult us with this kind of rubbish."

Senju Tobirama, who was stagnant with anger, threw the stack of bounties on the counter. The top one was a bounty of 10 taels, but don't underestimate it, this was already the highest bounty in the stack.
"A tall building is built from the ground up, and glory can only be achieved by yourself. Once you show the corresponding strength, we will naturally introduce the big orders to you."

Facing the aggressive Senju Tobirama, the bald man remained calm. He had been in the business for many years and had seen many people who were arrogant but incompetent.

The last moment he was clamoring to punch the God of Ninja and trample on the darkness of the Ninja World, but a few days later he was found dead in a toilet, naked, with his head facing down.

"Good! Good! Good!"

Senju Tobirama gritted his teeth and said three "OK"s, then he picked up the stack of bounty notices on the counter and left without looking back.

"what?"

The bald man stared at the two men's departing backs in amazement. Could these two guys have been sent by competitors to cause trouble?

As a result, within a few hours, Senju and Tobirama returned.

"Hey~ Have you figured it out and asked me to help you with the name?"

Looking at the neatly dressed Senju Tobirama, the bald middle-aged man smiled and prepared to make a fortune from this.
"Exchange money."

With a cold expression, Senju Tobirama threw out a scroll.
"what?"

Smelling the strong smell of blood on the scroll, the bald man's expression suddenly became serious and his tone became very cautious.

"This is what you are."

"Stop talking nonsense and hurry up."

Senju Tobirama retreated several meters and formed a seal with one hand.

"Bang~!"

As a puff of white smoke rose, the bald man felt a fishy smell coming towards him. He looked closely and his heart was instantly broken.

"tick~tick~"

In front of him, there were dozens of corpses, each of them had been killed with a single blow. There was no trace of fear on their faces, only a hint of sudden confusion.

"Hiss~" He pinched his thigh hard. The severe pain made the bald man realize the reality in front of him. When he looked at Senju Tobirama and the other man, there was a little more respect in his eyes.
"Please wait a moment, I will start the review."

After carefully examining each corpse, the bald man did not find any signs of fraud; some of the corpses were even still warm.

"Confirmed. After deducting the service management fee, the total is 2.58 million taels. Would you like cash or check?"

"cash."

Checks from a bank are convenient, but only money in hand is money. Senju Tobirama is here to make quick money and doesn't want to leave too many traces.

After a while, a bald man with a complicated expression came out with a small suitcase. After passing through the door with a thousand hands, he looked at the green banknotes and began to count them skillfully. His ten fingers almost left afterimages. In less than three minutes, he had counted the huge sum of one million.

"Are we qualified now?"

Satisfied with putting the suitcase into the storage scroll, Senju Tobirama turned to question the bald man at the gold exchange.

"Enough! That's enough~"

The bald man with a new look, full of flattery, quickly took out a few stacks of bounty notices from the counter. Looking at the countless strings of zeros on them, Senju Tobirama finally smiled.
"That's pretty much it."

Picking up a stack at random, Senju Tobirama asked his eldest brother to leave.

"Huh~ Who are they?"

When the figures of Senju Tobirama and the other man completely disappeared, the bald man heaved a sigh of relief, the look of horror in his eyes could not fade away for a long time.

Most of those on the wanted list were bandits and bullies, and the stronger ones were rebel ninjas and wandering ninjas. Any bounty hunter with a little bit of strength could capture them, but he had never seen such a fast efficiency.

"Tobirama, it turns out that money is so easy to make!"

Hashirama Senju walked out of the gold exchange with an excited look on his face. He could earn such a huge sum of money just by killing some bandits who were endangering civilians. If he had known that he could make money in sacks by doing this, he would not have gone to Madara to borrow money for gambling.

"Huh~ You think I'm the Flying Thunder God and don't need blue, right?"

Hearing what Senju Hashirama said, beads of sweat suddenly appeared on Senju Tobirama's forehead, his face turned pale, and he was panting heavily.

"Let me rest for a while!"

Just now, Tobirama Senju, who has been competitive all his life, adhered to the principle of not losing face, directly opened the local area network, instantly locked all the coordinates left in the ninja world, and then began to search one by one according to the information on the bounty list.

Fortunately, most of these bounties were from bandits who occupied the mountains and acted like kings. Senju Tobirama and his companions were able to find them quickly and take down their targets without any effort. They repeated this process over and over again, and completed dozens of small orders in just a few hours.

"At your age, how dare you take a break?"

Senju Hashirama looked at Senju Tobirama who was repairing on the spot with a look of disappointment. He couldn't fly after just a few times. It turned out that the kidney deficiency was caused by too much manual labor.
"No, our next target is not some bandit."

Senju Tobirama shook his head and shared the stack of bounty notices with the puzzled Senju Hashirama.

"this is me?"

Flipping through the bounty list curiously, Senju Hashirama saw his own portrait at first glance.

[Name: Senju Hashirama
Nickname: Ninja God

Reward amount: 8000000000】

"Haha, I'm actually worth so much money!"

After carefully counting his bounty, Senju Hashirama's mouth almost reached the sky. He was so happy that he quickly looked for acquaintances. As expected, he soon found another familiar face.

[Name: Uchiha Madara
Nickname: Darkness of Ninja Realm, Extreme Fox

Reward amount: 7500000000】

"Tobirama, come here quickly, it's Mada!"

"Tsk, that bastard is actually so valuable."

Looking at the exaggerated amount of money, Senju Tobirama raised his eyebrows in surprise. He didn't expect that he would be surrounded by hundreds of billions. Normally, they were in the same office.

"Ah! Tobirama, there's yours too~"

"Quickly, let me be healthy!"

There was a hint of comparison in Senju Tobirama's eyes. He was the village party secretary of Konoha. Even if his price was not as good as his elder brother's, it would definitely not be cheaper than that guy Uchiha Madara, right?
"123456"

While Hashirama Senju was still counting to 0, Tobirama Senju had already received his reward.
"Damn it! There's something fishy going on! There's definitely something fishy going on!"

Pointing at the amount of his bounty with trembling hands, Senju Tobirama had a look of disbelief on his face. He was obviously the village party secretary, yet he was not as good as a figurehead.

"Maybe it's because Madara is still a Tailed Beast Knight?"

Looking at the gritting his teeth, Senju Hashirama kindly reminded,
"Yes, that must be the case!"

After forcing himself to comfort himself, Senju Tobirama's expression eased a little, and he continued to sort out the bounties in his hand. After a while, he picked out several bounties.

"Tobirama, what are these?"

"These are all people from Konoha or related to Konoha."

"I see."

When Senju Hashirama saw the familiar name, his eyes instantly understood.

Targets with high bounties are basically famous ninjas and rebel ninjas in the ninja village, with Konoha accounting for the largest proportion among them.

"Let's complete these goals first."

Holding up the shrunken bounty slip, Senju Tobirama slowly straightened his back, his eyes filled with desire for money.

"Okay. Hey? Where's the bounty on Madara?"

"Oops, I put it in the wrong place by accident~"

Since then, there has been another famous group on the gold exchange list, named
"Boom!"

In a secluded money exchange, Kakuzu, with an expressionless face, threw several stripped bodies on the counter.

"Exchange money."

"Lord Kakuzu, could you at least leave them some underwear next time?"

The staff member in charge of the review looked at the naked body with an expression of pity and whispered,

"Clothes are also money. Instead of letting them rot on your body, it is better to exchange them for money."

Kakuzu waited with eyes that were becoming increasingly green, and explained seriously,

"Please click."

After a while, a small suitcase was handed to Kakuzu. Seeing that there were many fewer banknotes than before, he frowned slightly.
“Are there no big orders?”

Recently, for some reason, the number of bounties in various gold exchange offices has been pitifully small, and even top bounty hunters like Jiaodu feel that resources are seriously insufficient.

"Big order? Yes!"

The staff member said as he pulled out a stack of bounty notices and handed them to Kakuzu.

"Shu~"

After just one glance, Kakuzu quickly pushed the bounty back.

"Lord Kakuzu, what are you doing?"

"I want to live a few more years."

The hearty smile of the black-haired man on the bounty list made Kakuzu feel a little cold. Even though he now possessed the power of the Tailed Beast Knight, he never thought of challenging the God of Ninja.

Not to mention the red-eyed shamatte with a wild face below, who would praise him for holding the other party tightly unless he beat the shit out of him when the other party took out his belt.

"Are there no bounties from other ninja villages?"

"Yes, yes, yes, these are the Silver and Gold brothers from the Hidden Cloud Village, the Shamon from the Hidden Sand Village, and the Hidden Rock Village."

"Okay, stop it! Blame me for asking too many questions."

Hearing the familiar names one after another, Kakuzu's face darkened visibly.
You are just a small money exchange, and you actually want to start a second knight war?

"Alas~ Lord Kakuzu, it's not that I'm stingy, it's just that now is a sensitive period, and the personnel of each ninja village are under strict control, and..."

"And what? Just say it if you have something to say."

“The industry is too competitive.”

"?"

"There's actually such a fierce newcomer?"

After some tough tactics, Kakuzu managed to get some inside information out of the staff member. Listening to the brilliant achievements of the two newcomers who came out of nowhere, his emerald eyes shrank slightly.
Invasion of demons from outside the domain?

Or is he the reincarnation of Lao Deng in the guise of a newbie?

“It’s just that nickname.”

Touching his head which was becoming increasingly pointy, Kakuzu's eyes were filled with confusion.

As the saying goes, a tall tree attracts the wind. The news of the rise of the mysterious group could not be concealed in the end. The name of the group of Senju Tobirama gradually spread to every corner of the ninja world.

Honey x Ice City at the entrance of Konoha Village.

Several short figures gathered together, each holding a glass of exquisite sweet water, and enthusiastically discussed the latest popular topics.

"Have you heard about that terrifying bounty hunter group recently?"

"How could I not have heard of them? It is said that they are two hidden great powers, wearing indestructible armor, with fists that can tear through the sky and kicks that can crack the earth."

"Really, Jiraiya, they can do it with just Taijutsu?"

"It must be true, Dai, how could I lie to you~"

Listening to Jiraiya's boasting, Might Dai clenched his fists excitedly, his bandaged hands trembling slightly, and the flame of youth gradually ignited in his big eyes under his thick eyebrows.
"Idiot, Dai, you don't really believe it, do you?"

Sakumo Hatake, who was sitting next to Dai, rolled his eyes. He even believed such nonsense. The existence of Might Dai effectively lowered the IQ level of their group.

"Jiraiya would never lie!"

Before Hatake Sakumo's questioning voice fell, a soft voice sounded immediately, and a little boy with long silver-white hair stood up, his rosy little face full of indignation.
"Hirohu, you are still a student of the Ninja School. You should have at least some common sense."

Scratching his head helplessly, Hatake Sakumo suddenly regretted why he said so much. Wasn't the Peach Sijichun in his hand delicious?

"A ninja is someone who breaks common sense."

Orochimaru rested his chin on his hands, a look of consideration in his narrow eyes.

"Although what Jiraiya said was a bit exaggerated, some ninjas can indeed break mountains and rocks with their bare hands. Don't you agree, Tsunade?"

Tsunade, who was suddenly asked, raised her head from the cup of milk tea and blinked in confusion.

"Ah, isn't that the basic operation of a ninja?" (End of this chapter)