Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.

Seeing that Tsunade looked absent-minded when answering, Kato Dan, who was more thoughtful among the group, asked softly,
"Tsunade, did something happen?"

The attention of others was also drawn to her. As classmates who spent every day together, they naturally noticed that something was not right with Tsunade's recent condition.

"Ha~duan, you worry too much. Gangban can drink all-you-can-eat Honey Ice City every day, so how could she have any worries?"

However, there are always some people who are born to seek death, and as luck would have it, Jiraiya is one of them.

"Boom!"

Everyone saw a flash before their eyes, and Jiraiya, who had just looked so arrogant, disappeared out of thin air. Milk tea, who had lost its owner, fell from mid-air, but fortunately was caught by Mighty Dai who was quick-eyed and quick-handed.

"Jiraiya, if you dare to call me that nickname again, I will tear your big mouth apart!"

Tsunade, with a sullen look on her face, gritted her teeth as she slowly lowered her smoking fist. She stared with her big watery eyes at Jiraiya, who was embedded in the wall. Her little face filled with collagen was filled with shame and indignation.

What happened to the tablet?
Have you ever seen a smaller woman from the Senju clan?

"Jiraiya!!!"

Seeing Jiraiya stuck in the wall with his mouth open and eyes closed, Obito screamed and ran over to save him, but with his tiny arms and legs, he couldn't get his childhood friend off the wall.
"Help me quickly!"

Hiruko's face was red, and tears welled up in her eyes. Orochimaru, who had witnessed all this, seemed to be used to it and had no intention of helping. Kato Dan also had a look on his face that didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Oh~ Really, Jiraiya, why can't he learn his lesson?"

Seeing that the others were indifferent, the soft-hearted Hatake Sakumo sighed and stood up, shook his head, and waved to Might Dai beside him.
"Dai, lend a hand and get this idiot off."

"Come on!"

Under Hiruko's grateful gaze, the two rolled up their sleeves and saved Jiraiya, who rolled his eyes.
"Jiraiya~"

"this."

After finishing his daily tasks, Hatake Sakumo looked up at the abrupt hole on the white wall of the store and frowned slightly.

They came to Mi x Ice City to get free drinks, but now they are blatantly destroying the environment of the store, which is unacceptable both morally and logically.

"Da da da."

Glancing at a clerk walking slowly towards them, Hatake Sakumo rubbed his temples with a headache.
How should I explain this to the store clerk?

"A few of you."

The purple-haired woman in a shop assistant uniform walked up to the children, her black eyes swept across their faces, and finally stopped at Tsunade, who looked indignant, with a hint of amusement in her eyes.
Feeling the air around them stagnate, the faces of the children except Tsunade showed a bit of panic.

"Sorry! We didn't mean to do that!"

Even without using the perception technique, Hatake Sakumo, who was naturally sensitive to breath, still felt unprecedented pressure from the purple-haired woman in front of him. So without waiting for the other party to finish speaking, he bowed 90 degrees to show his sincerity.

"Oh?"

The purple-haired clerk raised his eyebrows slightly and shifted his gaze to the bowing little white-haired boy.
"You didn't do this, did you? Why are you apologizing?"

“But they are all my companions.”

The purple-haired clerk's voice was unexpectedly gentle, not as cold as they imagined. Hatake Sakumo swallowed and explained in a trembling voice,

"Never give up, never abandon, this is my way of ninja."

"You are worthy of being my lifelong rival, Sakumo. My youth will never let you down!"

Seeing Hatake Sakumo saying the most powerful words with the most cowardly expression, Might Dai was so moved that he burst into tears on the spot. Kato Dan and Orochimaru's gazes moved slightly, with inexplicable looks in their eyes.

"Sakumo, I thank you on behalf of Jiraiya!"

Obiruko, who was taking care of the unconscious Jiraiya, also had a red face due to excitement.

Seeing the atmosphere was so intense, several people were so moved that they almost swore brotherhood on the spot with straws in hand.

As a result, this beautiful scene was ruthlessly broken by an impatient voice.
"What kind of bond-themed play are you guys rehearsing here?"

Tsunade, holding a bottle of milk tea, rolled her pretty big eyes until only the whites were left, and her cute little face was full of disdain.

After complaining about her classmates, she turned around and looked at the purple-haired clerk with a sweet smile.

"Hello, Sister Zhili, how come you have time to come to the store today?"

"Mr. Yin asked me to take a few days off. I happened to have nothing to do, so I came to the store to take a look."

A gentle smile appeared on the corner of his cold mouth. Uchiha Jiro patted Tsunade's little head and explained softly,
Because Uchiha Zhili practiced too hard on the moon, Uchiha Gin, who couldn't bear it any longer, forced her to rest for a while and told his disciples that only by combining work and rest could they develop in the long run.

Call ~
It turned out to be an acquaintance.

Seeing Tsunade's intimate interaction with the purple-haired shop assistant, the remaining children breathed a sigh of relief, looking relieved.

"I'm so scared, Tsunade, why didn't you tell me earlier that this person is someone you know?"

"Who told you to slide down so quickly? I didn't even have time to say hello, and you started apologizing."

Facing Hatake Sakumo's questioning, Tsunade curled her lips in disdain, but there was a deep smile in her eyes.
If I say it, can I still see interesting pictures?

"Your classmates are quite interesting, Tsuna."

Uchiha Jiji also had a smile in his eyes. She hadn't seen such an interesting show for a long time.

"It's okay. It's quite funny."

Tsunade nodded solemnly, waved to several classmates, and introduced them aloud,

"This sister is the future executive director of Mix Ice City, and is also Grandpa Yin's only closed disciple."

"Hello, I am Uchiha Jiji."

Smiling and nodding to the children, Uchiha Jiji withdrew his aura and turned into an ordinary, harmless person.

After hearing the identity of Uchiha Jiji, the expressions on the faces of the children were extremely interesting.

They actually met the boss behind the scenes of Mi x Bing City. You know, now Mi x Bing City has opened in every corner of the ninja world, and its daily turnover is no less than a country's annual income.

However, Uchiha Jiji's other identity also aroused the curiosity of several children.

"Sister, you are actually Grandpa Yin's disciple, and you look so young."

Uchiha Gin is the elder brother of the first Hokage, so his disciple can't be that young. So looking at Uchiha Ji's age of about 20 on paper, he couldn't help but ask,

"Do you know what the biggest secret of women is?"

Without answering the innocent questions from the children, Uchiha Jiji narrowed his eyes and put his finger in front of his mouth to make a shushing gesture.

"What is it?"

Several children immediately pricked up their ears and listened attentively.

"Age~"

Releasing a wisp of his restrained aura, Uchiha Jiji, with a sinister look on his face, decided to give these children who stepped on the landmine an unforgettable memory.

"what!"

Overwhelmed by the horrifying aura, several children felt as if they were falling into an ice cellar. They hugged their shoulders and managed to stop their bodies from shaking.

"Dingling~"

"Give me a glass of lemonade, lots of ice, double the sugar~"

At this moment, a lazy voice sounded in the store. After hearing the familiar voice, the expression on Uchiha Ji's face changed, and the released breath disappeared without a trace in an instant.

"Mr. Silver~"

Uchiha Jiji had a charming smile on his face and waved to Uchiha Gin who had just entered the store.

"Eh? Xiaozhi, didn't I tell you to go home and rest?"

Uchiha Gin, who skipped work to buy sweet water, looked at Uchiha Jiji, who was wearing a clerk's uniform, with a puzzled look on his face.

"I can't stay idle at home. One of the shop assistants happened to take leave today, so I'll take over for half a day."

Kuan Kuan walked up to Uchiha Gin, and Uchiha Ji patiently explained to him why he was here.
"Sure enough, Xiao Zhili is still Xiao Zhili."

Recalling the scene of his first meeting with Uchiha Jiji, Uchiha Gin nodded with emotion.
Xiao Zhili is such a hardworking child. It takes a lot of merit for him to be her father.

"Hello, Grandpa Yin!"

Tsunade and the others also came forward to greet politely.
Uchiha Gin looked down at the strange-looking children and immediately put on a warm smile.

"Children, Sasipuri~"

"Grandpa Yin, I have something I want to ask you."

Finally meeting an elder whom she could confide in, Tsunade's slightly frowned brows gradually relaxed. Seeing this, Uchiha Gin nodded and sat down at the table with the child naturally.

"Mr. Yin, when the lemonade is ready, I'll bring it to you."

As he still had work to do, Uchiha Ji had to give up joining the discussion and got up to go to the store to work.

"It's good to be young. You can fall asleep as soon as you disagree with something."

Turning his head to look at the unconscious Jiraiya, Uchiha Gin had an envious expression on his face, ignoring the obvious big bump on the other's head.

"Don't bother with him. Who told him to talk nonsense?"

Giving Jiraiya a hateful look, Tsunade turned around and looked at Uchiha Gin with a sharp gaze.

"What happened?"

Uchiha Gin looked at little Tsunade with interest.
"It's my great grandfather and second grandfather. I don't know what's wrong with them lately. Not only do they not play with me, but they also stay up all night. Grandma is really worried~"

Little Tsunade puffed up her little face and angrily accused the Senju brothers of neglecting their family.

"what?"

His brows furrowed slightly, and Uchiha Gin's keen intuition told him that there must be something fishy going on.
There's something strange about the Qianshou brothers!
"Don't just be angry, tell me the details."

"Usually, after get off work, my great grandfather and my second grandfather would come and play with me in the training ground for a while." "Play for a while? What to play?"

"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"

Seeing Uchiha Gin's puzzled look, little Tsunade immediately stood up, raised her little fist filled with strange strength, and began to gesture vigorously.

"Okay, sure. I got it."

Raising his hand to reject Tsunade's invitation to fight, Uchiha Gin's eyes flashed with a trace of thought.

"continue."

"They didn't sleep. Grandma urged Grandpa to go to bed several times, but he didn't move at all. He just kept saying that he had unfinished business."

They don't even have basic married life, it seems like something really went wrong.

The Senju brothers who are currently active in Konoha are most likely not human.

Doppelganger: Are you polite?
"Didn't they tell you anything?"

Uchiha Gin stroked his chin and asked,

"My great grandfather said he was too busy and wanted to find a teacher for me."

"Teacher? Yes, that's about right."

Uchiha Gin, who was originally a little confused, suddenly realized that Tsunade was no longer the little kid she used to be, and the Ninja Academy could no longer teach her anything.

"Anyway, there is something wrong with the Great Grandfather and the Second Grandfather. Grandpa Yin, please help me think of a solution~"

Tsunade pouted and walked forward, grabbing Uchiha Gin's sleeve and acting coquettishly.
"Okay, okay, I got it. I'll go help you later."

Patting Tsunade's head as if to comfort her, Uchiha Gin turned his gaze to Uchiha Jiro who was slowly walking towards him. Looking at the orange-yellow lemonade in the other's hand, saliva began to flow in his mouth.

"Mr. Silver, your lemonade~"

"Thank you for your help, Xiao Zhili."

Uchiha Gin took the lemonade with a smile, inserted his penis into it and took a big sip.

“Swish~swish~swish.Puff!”

However, the lemonade that he drank was not as sweet as Uchiha Gin had imagined, but rather sour and bitter. With a bitter look on his face, he looked up and saw Uchiha Jiji with a mocking smile on his face.

"Xiao Zhili, it's you!"

"Sorry, Mr. Silver, your sugar quota for this month has been used up."

Seeing Uchiha Gin looking at him, Uchiha Jiji immediately stopped smiling, put on a stern face, and explained seriously,
"Huhu. Huh."

He didn't expect that at his age, he would be backstabbed by his disciple. Uchiha Gin was so angry that he touched his chest and couldn't help but shed sad tears. But compared with the lemonade without sugar, this little bitterness was nothing.

After saying goodbye to the children, Uchiha Gin did not choose to go back to the unit to slack off, but instead strolled slowly towards the Hokage Building.

On the way, he wondered what the Senju brothers were up to. They refused to play rock-paper-scissors with Tsunade and slept with his wife. All of these actions revealed a terrifying reality.

"Are they also using their clones to slack off?"

With strange thoughts in mind, Uchiha Gin finally arrived at the Hokage Building. The guard at the door was a familiar face and let him in without any obstruction.

After passing through the gorgeous corridor and going up the spiral staircase, Uchiha Gin, who had no obstacles along the way, stood at the door of the Hokage's office.

Bang bang bang~
"Come in."

Uchiha Gin frowned when he heard this. Although this was the voice of Senju Hashirama, it seemed to lack strength.

Creak~
"Brother Yin? What brings you here?"

Senju Hashirama, who was working on documents at his desk, immediately smiled brightly when he saw the familiar curly-haired man. Uchiha Gin nodded at him as a greeting.

"You curly-haired guy, skipping work again?"

Sitting in another corner, Tobirama Senju looked at Uchiha Gin running around during work hours and asked coldly,
"Hashirama, I'm here to inquire about the retirement of junior ninjas."

Ignoring the annoying white hair, Uchiha Gin made up an excuse he had prepared in advance, but secretly activated his super perception.
"Oh, let me think about this matter."

Hashirama Senju, who was sitting on the seat of Hokage, nodded hurriedly, frowned, and tried hard to recall.

This bit of chakra is undoubtedly a clone!

Taking advantage of this gap, Uchiha Gin swept the area with his perception and discovered the secret of the clones of the Senju brothers present, but there was no expression on his face.

"I'm sorry, Brother Yin, we haven't come to a conclusion on this issue yet. Please wait a few more days."

"It's okay, just be busy and let me know when you have any news."

Uchiha Gin, who came here to inquire about this matter, nodded, then turned and left very smoothly.

After Uchiha Gin left, Senju Tobirama raised his head in the corner, with a barely perceptible trace of fatigue in his eyes.

"Brother, why don't we switch shifts? If this goes on, both your clones and mine will collapse."

"I can still move! But you, Tobirama, really have neglected exercise. It's only been a few days and you're already backing off."

Senju Hashirama's face turned serious and he began to teach his brother who wanted to be lazy. He was as strong as the Eight-Tails and didn't feel any tiredness at all.

"Have you got the nerve to say that? If I hadn't been flying the whole time, how could the mission have been completed so quickly?"

Looking at Hashirama Senju who was abandoned after his efforts had been exhausted, Tobirama Senju was furious. He was the backbone of their group. Without him, the two of them would not have been able to be so efficient.

"Okay, the money is still enough, we can complete the task!"

Senju Hashirama may have felt that he had said something wrong, and he once again put on a bright smile on his face, and raised the bill with red lines in his hand to Senju Tobirama.

"Huh, finally I don't have to run around anymore!"

Seeing the hole gradually filling up, Senju Tobirama's heart finally settled down.
In the past month, the two brothers did not dare to sleep for too long. As soon as they closed their eyes, they began to search for the target on the bounty day and night.

Among them, Senju Tobirama is responsible for finding people, while Senju Hashirama is responsible for winning people over with virtue.

Finally, with their unremitting efforts to place orders, the two finally balanced their accounts to less than 10 billion, which was enough to immediately make up for the losses they had suffered from the fraud that year.

"If we don't end this, we'll be exposed."

Senju Hashirama shook his head, with a lingering fear on his face. Although he was a wooden clone that was much stronger than the shadow clone, he was also afraid of heavy blows. Tsunade's super-powerful punch was not easy to use. If he was not careful, he might be blown up.

Not to mention Taohua's secret invitation. If I had gone there, I would probably have been crushed in the first round.

"I hope the main body is okay~"

The two clones prayed silently and started working again.

Just as the clones were working hard in the bright and beautiful office, the Thousand Hands brothers who made up the group stood in front of a gold exchange, holding a string of storage scrolls in their hands, which contained all their mission items.

"Tobirama, if you really can't bear it anymore, just let me go alone."

Transformed into a decadent middle-aged curly-haired Senju Hashirama, he looked at the decadent Senju Tobirama with a worried look on his face.
In this month, Senju Tobirama used the Flying Thunder God Technique more times than in the previous decades combined. He gasped slightly and refused with gritted teeth.
"Don't worry about me, I can still fly!"

If their combination was missing Tobirama Senju, the efficiency would definitely be greatly reduced.

"Da da."

Just as the two brothers were comforting each other, a figure wearing a pointed cloak walked out of the gold exchange. Judging from his calm aura, he was definitely not a weakling.
"You. You are the duo that's been in the spotlight lately?"

Similarly, Kakuzu, who came out of the gold exchange office, was also attracted by the two people at the door. After a rough perception, his green eyeballs shrank slightly, as if he recognized the vests of the Senju brothers.

"Yes, we are"

"I didn't expect that the famous Hunter Knight Sword would come to such a remote gold exchange."

He interrupted Hashirama who was looking very pleased with himself. Tobirama's face twitched slightly and he turned to stare at Kakuzu who had appeared.
"Haha, compared to your group, what am I now?"

"You're right, you're brainless."

Kakuzu's gaze passed over the fierce-looking Tobirama Senju and fell on the smiling Hashirama Senju, and his tone was filled with an inexplicable meaning.

"Haha, you're not as difficult to get along with as the people at the gold exchange say~"

Senju Hashirama laughed, and his eyes looked less vigilant towards Kakuzu.

Several money exchange offices they had visited before had complained to them that Hunter Knight Sword was difficult to get along with, but the first time they met, the other party left a good impression on Hashirama Senju.

"Idiot, don't you realize he's making fun of you?"

How could Tobirama Senju, who was as careful as a hair, not hear the hidden meaning in Kakuzu's words? He immediately gritted his teeth and knocked on the back of his eldest brother's head.
"Ha! Really?"

"When did I ever make fun of you two? I'm not happy."

"Snapped!"

Kakuzu blinked innocently, looking at the broken bricks under Senju Tobirama's feet, confused for a moment.

He was just trying to build some relationships with the newbies, hoping to make money with them in the future. But how come the one-eyed man with the vicious look in his eyes became hostile to him?

"We are all in this business to make a living, there is no need to cause unpleasantness."

As one of the biggest gray industries in the ninja world, bounty hunters have always been trying to survive in the cracks.
The gold exchange does not want too many conflicts between bounty hunters, which would delay their progress in making money. Reasonable internal competition is acceptable, but fighting and killing without reason is expressly prohibited.

"You are still quibbling, and you keep mentioning that ridiculous nickname. Aren't you provoking me or something?"

Resisting the urge to raise his finger, Senju Tobirama said in hatred,

If there was one thing that made Senju Tobirama regret, apart from not stealing Uchiha Izuna's kidney in Minamiga River that year, the only thing left was the nickname-giving incident not long ago.

If the Sage of Six Paths could give him another chance, he would definitely give the matter of naming seriously, instead of just picking a randomly generated nickname to save money.

"A ridiculous nickname?"

Hearing this, Kakuzu blinked in confusion, touched his increasingly pointy head, and spoke very sincerely,

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your nicknames. On the contrary, I think they're very appropriate~" (End of this chapter)