Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.

"Looking for Danzo?"

After settling down his colleagues who were trapped in a Midsummer Night's Dream one by one, Sarutobi Hiruzen heaved a sigh of relief and found that no one was killed. Then he frowned in confusion.
Did Uchiha Gin break into the Anbu lounge in such a blatant manner just to look for someone?

Or.

Is it
This is to check whether the Anbu personnel have extraordinary vigilance and teamwork ability for the future second generation.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was born with a lot of dark thoughts, suddenly had countless dark thoughts in his mind, and the look in his eyes when he looked at Uchiha Gin became weird.

What a straight-forward person! He's such a baby!

"Hiss, the tea you Anbu use is too cheap, isn't it? I'll go talk to Hashirama in the cell and get you some better tea tomorrow."

Unaware that Sarutobi Hiruzen had already made up a lot of drama in his mind, the outspoken Uchiha Gin poured himself a cup of tea from the lounge. After taking a sip, he found it very bitter, even the leaves on the roadside were better than it.

Still fishing for law enforcement!

It was clearly a decision made at a meeting in the Hokage's office some time ago, to cut down on the daily expenses of the Anbu.

He is saying this now, he must be trying to test whether our Anbu members have any ulterior motives. If they have any complaints, after Uchiha Madara takes over, they will definitely use this as a handle to cause a major reshuffle of the Anbu.

Sarutobi Hiruzen felt a chill down his spine at this moment, and he no longer dared to follow his own speculation, so he put on a grateful expression, shook his head and said,
"The duty of the Anbu is to serve Konoha. As soldiers of Konoha, how can we be so arrogant and extravagant? It's fine if there's water to drink. If not, we can drink the raw water in the toilet."

No?

Uchiha Gin looked up in bewilderment, looking at Sarutobi Hiruzen who looked righteous, and found that there seemed to be a ball of fire burning wildly behind him.

"Not really, right? The benefits of your Anbu should be pretty good."

"No! We in the Anbu have already held a meeting and decided to work voluntarily. From now on, we will never take a single needle or thread from Konoha."

Forehead.
Is the ideological awareness of the Anbu so high now?
Uchiha Gin scratched his head and decided not to go any further into this topic, otherwise who knows what nonsense he might hear later.

"I really came here to look for Xiao Tuantuan."

"He's taking a day off today."

"Okay then, goodbye~"

"Did I answer wrongly?"

Seeing Uchiha Gin's smooth and unhurried movement, Sarutobi Hiruzen immediately frowned and cast his eyes on his colleague who was unconscious and terrified.
"Is Gin San San's strength really only at the level of a jonin?"

After quickly leaving the Hokage building, Uchiha Ginzo strolled to the large Shimura clan territory. The stench of pigs that had permeated the Shimura clan territory for years had finally disappeared, and it was worth it for the Shimura disciples to practice wind jutsu outdoors every day.

Bang bang bang~
After knocking on the door of the Shimura clan leader's residence, an older servant poked his head out. When he saw Uchiha Gin's fluffy curly hair, he shuddered all over.
"Master Yinyin, why are you here?"

"Is Danzo here?"

"The young patriarch is out and hasn't returned yet."

"Then I'll look for Brother Jin Er."

"Please come in, I will go and inform the Great Elder."

Following the servant into the Shimura clan's territory, Uchiha Ginzo turned a few corners and came to a quiet yet luxurious courtyard. The now gray-haired Shimura Shinji was sitting on a rattan chair under a tree, resting with his eyes closed.

The reason why Uchiha Gin skipped the current clan leader Shimura Kenichi was because he was too green and he was afraid of being infected.

"Brother Jin Er, you seem to be in good spirits~"

Smiling, she sat down on the chair opposite Shimura Shinji, reached out to pour herself a cup of tea, took a sip, and showed a satisfied expression on her face. This was real tea.

"How come you have time to come to my place? The dungeon is closed down?"

Shimura Shinji slowly opened his eyes. Although his face was old, his eyes were still sharp, and the aura he exuded was as sharp as a sword.
"Can't you come visit me if you don't have time?"

Uchiha Gin immediately put on a look of deep sorrow, which made Shimura Shinji roll his eyes.
"Tell me, what's the matter?"

There is no such thing as a visit without a request. It is always bad news when Uchiha Gin comes to visit in person.

"Huh~ You're going to be a grandfather."

"what?"

"I said, you are going to be a grandfather. That kid Xiao Tuantuan was flirting with people outside and finally caused a death. Now he has found Konoha. Fortunately, I found him in time and helped him stabilize the orphan and widow."

Seeing Shimura Shinji's expression that looked like he had senile dementia, Uchiha Gin shook his head seriously and told the truth.
"Boom!"

The tough rattan chair armrest was crushed into pieces by Shimura Shinji. He stood up suddenly and looked at Uchiha Gin with sparkling eyes.

"Is this true?!"

"With our relationship, how could I lie to you, brother?"

"Damn brat!"

Upon hearing the good news, Shimura Shinji paced back and forth in the courtyard excitedly. After a moment, he rushed to Uchiha Gin.
"Take me to see my dear grandson!"

"Ball bean sack! Brother Jin Er, please be patient. I think it is better not to publicize this matter for the time being."

Although he understood the desire of an old widower for family affection, Uchiha Gin still reached out to stop the other party from pulling.

"Although we are not from a noble family, we are well-known in this area. Why can't we publicize such a big thing as having a son?"

Being stopped, Shimura Shinji frowned, feeling slightly unhappy.

"No, no, no, the times are different now. Konoha is about to change leadership. As the Hokage's close ANBU, if the scandal of her being pregnant before marriage is exposed at this time, it will definitely affect her promising career."

Patting Shimura Shinji on the shoulder, Uchiha Gin reminded him quietly,

"You must be aware that the future high-ranking officials of Konoha cannot have any dark history."

"Ah this."

Hearing this, Shimura Shinji suddenly woke up from his dream and broke out in a cold sweat. After figuring out the reason, he immediately showed a look of relief.
"Mr. Yin, you didn't tell anyone about this, did you?"

"It goes out from my mouth and ends in your ears."

"Many thanks!"

Shinji Shimura bowed to Uchiha Gin with tears of gratitude. If he hadn't remembered their old friendship, his son's career would have been ruined.

"Given our relationship, there's no need to be so polite."

Uchiha Gin stepped forward and helped Shimura Shinji up.
"Then what should we do now?"

"Just let me handle this matter."

Uchiha Gin immediately patted his chest and agreed to the matter.

"If my son can survive this disaster, I will reward him handsomely!"

"It's easy to talk~ It's easy to talk~"

The two of them ended their conspiracy, and after asking Shimura Danzo where he usually practiced, Uchiha Gin waved his hand and said goodbye to Shimura Shinji.

Looking at Uchiha Gin's receding back, Shimura Shinji let out a long sigh, his eyes full of relief.

"Mr. Yin, you are such a kind person. I never thought that the Uchiha clan would produce such a kind person."

Deep in the primeval forest outside Konoha Village, a nimble figure was moving rapidly between the treetops. Facing the large tree that blocked his path, he made a seal with one hand, and the plump buttocks behind him instantly became soft.
"Hip Escape: Thousand Swords Slash!"

With a swing of his body, his stretched hips turned into sharp blades, and he actually cut the tree in half, which was so big that several people could hug it.

"Roar!!!"

The sudden sound of the tree falling down awakened the hibernating bear in the tree hole. The brown bear, which was tens of meters long, let out a deafening roar, exuding a bloodthirsty aura.
After locking onto the culprit, the huge bear paw, with tremendous force, smashed down towards Danzo.

"Butt escape, fart return."

Facing this terrifying attack, Danzo was not panicked at all. He used one hand to pinch the seal and perform his secret technique. His soft buttocks expanded at a speed visible to the naked eye. The mountain-like bear paw hit them without making any sound.
"Roar???"

The brown bear only felt that its claws hit the cotton. After a brief moment of confusion, before it could lift its claws to check, it felt an unstoppable force coming from its claws.

"Oh!"

There was a dull sound, and the brown bear's arm was torn apart by the force of its hips. The mountain-like arm flew hundreds of meters away.
"Roar!!!"

Blood spurted out from the severed arm, instantly dyeing a large area of ​​the forest scarlet. The brown bear was in pain, not only was it not afraid, but it became even more crazy. It waved its only remaining arm and tried desperately to grab at Danzo.
"Hmph, looking for death!"

Facing the giant claws that could easily crush rocks, Danzo's eyes flashed with disdain.
"Let me try out my new secret technique on you!"

With his hands clasped together, Danzo leaned down and turned his hips towards the brown bear.

"Hips escape: Buling Buling technique!"

Danzo's pants burst into pieces, and his huge buttocks shone brightly under the sunlight. The brown bear was not aware of it for a moment, and his eyes lost most of their vision in an instant.
"Roar!"

In front of the brown bear's blurry vision, it seemed as if countless huge buttocks were dancing, making it unsure which one to hit.

"Hip Escape: Thousand Swords Slash!"

Seeing that the brown bear was controlled by his secret technique, Danzo raised his lips slightly and immediately used his strongest attack method to behead the dizzy brown bear.
"Boom~"

The huge headless body of the brown bear fell to the ground with a loud bang. Danzo proudly took out a pair of pants from his bag, ready to put on the minimum protection for his naked lower body.

"clap clap"

"who!"

Hearing the applause next to his ears, Danzo, who had just pulled up his pants halfway, his pupils trembled. He didn't even notice the presence of other people nearby. A murderous look flashed in his eyes. He was so cruel that he was ready to shut up the witness forever.

"Xiao Tuantuan, I didn't expect that after so many years, you are still as short and powerful as ever~"

"what?"

Danzo, who had just raised his hand to make a seal, put it down, quickly fastened his belt, and then turned his head with a bitter look.

"Yin Sansan, could you please not appear so suddenly? I'm afraid I might hurt you by accident."

Looking at Uchiha Gin who was clapping with a smile, Danzo sighed deeply in his heart.
He now claims that he is as strong as Uchiha Gin, but the shadow of his childhood is still there, and facing this curly-haired man, he cannot lift the knife no matter what.

"That move just now was pretty good. Is it a new one?"

Uchiha Gin was referring to the move where Danzo's butt was shining.
"Yes, that is a visual illusion I developed."

Danzo looked very proud when talking about his new moves. As a rare genius player in the Shimura clan in a hundred years, this kind of research and development is nothing new to him.

"It's a pity that these pants are useless." Uchiha Gin shook his head regretfully.
"Ahem. I will improve on this."

Danzo's old face turned red. Although this trick could achieve unexpected success, its flaws were indeed difficult to talk about.

"Also, since you have developed an illusion targeting vision, why don't you add some other elements to it?"

"Please give me some advice, Yin San San!"

Seeing Uchiha Gin's unfathomable expression, Danzo, who always pursued power, immediately turned into a model student.
"Look, since your move relies on your hips, why don't you use the wind escape technique to release a loud noise, thereby disrupting the enemy's hearing and sense of smell. In this way, even the most sensitive enemy will not be able to defeat you in a single blow."

"Good! Good! Good!!!"

Listening to Uchiha Gin's increasingly outrageous remarks, Danzo was about to roll his eyes, but after listening carefully, he actually felt that there was some truth in it. After a few seconds of deep thought, a strange light burst into his eyes and he even said the word "kind" several times.

"Gin San San, you truly deserve to be the number one developer in Konoha!"

"It's just worthy of the name~"

Faced with the sincere compliments from his cheap disciple, Uchiha Gin calmly waved his hand to indicate that it was just a basic move.

"By the way, Yin San San, why did you come to this godforsaken place?"

After sorting out Uchiha Gin's ideas, Danzo curiously asked why he came here.
You know, the forest he is in now is extremely remote, and generally no one would approach this place, so Danzo chose to practice secret techniques in such a place to avoid being peeped at by others.

"The master is here to find you."

"Huh? I don't have any money!"

Hearing that Uchiha Gin's purpose of this trip was him, Danzo was so scared that he immediately covered his pockets.
The sudden passion between adults was nothing more than borrowing money.

"Tsk, you look so stingy. You've been stingy since you were little. Have you paid back the money for the mirror?"

"That's a matter between us brothers."

Danzo immediately looked around and it was obvious that he had not yet repaid the money he had borrowed.

"Okay, you're already a father, can you be a little more responsible? I really don't know when you will grow up."

"what???"

Uchiha Gin's words shocked Danzo so much that his pants, which had just been lifted up, almost slipped down again.
"What are you talking about? What do you mean by being a father? I'm still a virgin!"

Danzo, with a red face, grabbed his belt and vowed to fight for his honor even at the cost of his life.

"Forehead?"

Seeing Danzo's intense reaction, it was Uchiha Gin's turn to frown.

This kid's reaction didn't seem like he was acting. After all, the 5.5 generation's acting skills were so good that anyone could tell at a glance that he was a pothead.

"Are you a virgin?"

Looking Danzo up and down, Uchiha Gin asked with a teasing look on his face,

"Of course! I swear to remain a virgin for Xiaochun!"

Is there really a misunderstanding?
Danzo was the child that Uchiha Gin had beaten since he was a child. He could tell at a glance that the other party was not lying.

Scratching his head in some embarrassment, Uchiha Gin suddenly asked,
"Have you ever been to the Land of Rivers on a mission in the past few years?"

"Kawa no Kuni?"

Danzo blinked when suddenly asked, his brain started to work rapidly, and after a few minutes, he replied,
"A year ago, I went to Kawa no Kuni to do an assassination mission."

Ugh!

The timing is right!
"Xisuo!"

"Ah Yin San San, this is confidential, I can't reveal it."

Danzo shook his head in embarrassment, the assassination missions of their Anbu were all issued by the Hokage and the branch secretary personally, and were top secret in the village.

"Okay, okay, I won't ask you about the details of the mission. You just need to tell me if you know a woman named Mei Ya."

Since it involves confidential information, Uchiha Gin is not in a position to ask more questions, and he is not interested in it either. You, Danzo, can kill whoever you want.

But now that you've caused someone's death, I have to take care of it.

"Meiya?"

When Danzo heard the name, his expression was stunned, his brows slightly wrinkled, and a trace of inexplicable emotion flashed in his eyes. After a moment, he nodded gently.
"I have some impression of her. She was a civilian I met during the mission in River Country. She even saved my life once."

"Can you elaborate on this part of the plot?"

"That's fine."

Nodding with a strange look on his face, Danzo recounted what happened a year ago.

a year ago.

"Danzo, this mission is up to you. Don't let the teacher down."

Senju Tobirama raised his head, looked at Danzo who was wearing an Anbu mask, and handed over the task book in his hand.

"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"

"Assassination mission. A piece of cake."

Danzo unfolded the mission scroll, looked at the very simple mission in his hand, and a smile of determination appeared on his face. For him, who possessed the strength of a top-level jonin and possessed exclusive secret techniques, this kind of mission could be completed with his eyes closed.

Danzo set off immediately, and after simply packing some necessities, he embarked on the journey to the Kingdom of Rivers alone.

At the speed of the ninja, Danzo soon arrived outside a village in River Country. Looking at his conspicuous ninja uniform and forehead protector, he chose to disguise himself and transformed into a dusty traveler.

"A bowl of vegetarian noodles."

The best place to get information is in the downtown area. Danzo, who knew this well, chose the most crowded place in the village, randomly found a noodle stall, put the luggage that concealed his identity aside, and said without raising his head,
"Just a bowl of vegetarian noodles?"

A slightly lively female voice suddenly sounded, Danzo frowned and said impatiently,
"Correct."

Then he pricked up his ears and began to listen to the gossip of the old men and women nearby. The purpose of his trip was to stay in this village.

"Your noodles are ready."

Feeling the heat coming from the table in front of him, Danzo casually picked up a pair of chopsticks. Just as he was about to eat, he found that what was in front of him was not the vegetarian noodles he ordered.

"Wrong one?"

Danzo put down his chopsticks.

"That's right. You look so disheveled. You must have been hungry for several days. This bowl of rice is my treat. Just eat it."

The female voice that had just asked the question rang out again, and this time Danzo looked directly at the owner of the voice.
The other person had long, smooth hair and a white face covered with flour. Her appearance was not stunning, but she was very comfortable to look at. Her two big, watery eyes showed the innocence that only a country girl could have.
"If it's not enough, I can give you more noodles."

Seeing that Danzo was staring at her, the girl at the noodle stall blushed and quickly looked away. She rubbed her long skirt, which had turned white from washing, with her flour-stained hands.
"No, I just want my plain noodles."

Pushing the noodles with a few pieces of beef in front of him, Danzo shook his head expressionlessly.

Being suspicious by nature, he had begun to wonder if he had been exposed, and that the bowl of noodles in front of him might contain a dense poison.

"But you"

The girl's eyes fell on Danzo's slightly protruding buttocks. Compared with this pair of buttocks, his body looked very thin, as if he was malnourished.

"I don't eat beef."

"Okay."

There was no other choice, so the girl had to take the beef noodles back. After a while, she brought another bowl of tasteless plain noodles. But this time, Danzo didn't dare to pick up his chopsticks. He frowned and wondered if he had revealed any flaws.

"Why don't you eat?"

This time, the girl sat directly on the stool opposite Danzo, blinking curiously.

"I'm not hungry yet."

"Are you a traveler? My name is Meiya, and my family runs a noodle stall."

After staring at Danzo, who looked like he didn't want anyone to come near him, for a long time, the girl finally mustered up the courage to introduce herself.
"Oh."

"How can you be so rude? The girl introduced herself and you only responded to her!"

The girl pouted her lips and grumbled in a naive way.

"Nohara Hiroshi."

Danzo, who was full of doubts, gave himself a pseudonym after a brief thought.
"Hey, Mr. Nohara, are you from the Land of Fire?"

Meiya's eyes were filled with a desire for the unknown, and she asked cautiously,
"No."

Taking advantage of the gap in the conversation with the girl, a silver light flashed across Danzo's fingertips. He glanced at the small prop used to test poison secretly. After finding that the noodles were non-toxic, he began to eat them with relish.

The girl was not angry. She smiled as she watched Danzo eat the noodles she had ordered. After he finished eating, she stood up excitedly.
"I'll do it again."

"thanks for treatment."

Danzo didn't want to have anything to do with anyone who wasn't the target of the mission, so he left after leaving a few coins.

Looking at Danzo's receding figure, the girl named Misae pursed her lips, picked up the copper coin on the table with a gloomy expression, and started her day-to-day work.

"Meiya~"

Suddenly, a slightly obscene voice sounded in the girl's ears. Meiya raised her head in horror and looked at the two middle-aged men with hideous faces. Her delicate body began to tremble uncontrollably.
"What do you guys want to do?"

"Hehe, our master has been distracted since he ate the noodles you made, so we asked you to go to the hotel where he is staying and taste the noodles you made~"

As he spoke, the middle-aged man licked his lips, and an unconcealable lust appeared in his narrow eyes. The surrounding villagers showed sympathetic expressions.
"It's over, it's over. Meiya has also been targeted by that guy."

"Why won't that evildoer leave? He has ruined so many beautiful girls."

"There's nothing we can do. Even the village chief was frightened by him and is bedridden. I'm afraid he will leave only when he gets tired of playing with us."

"Hey, little beauty, come with us quickly!"

The evil hand reaches out to the helpless girl.

At this critical moment, a big hand came between the two of them, and at the same time, the sexy buttocks came into the girl's eyes.
"Move aside, you are stepping on my luggage." (End of this chapter)