Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.

"Faced with two shameless villains, I just hit them..."

"Stop! As a teacher and a reader, I didn't click here to listen to a bad-looking kid like you bragging."

Seeing Shimura Danzo talking more and more excitedly, Uchiha Gin immediately said that he was too lazy to listen and raised his hand to stop him from going down.
"Didn't you ask me to say that?"

Danzo pulled up his trousers with a sense of grievance. It was finally his turn to write his little extra story, but how could it be killed right after it had just begun?

"I'm not interested in listening to your nonsense. You have 500 words to tell me the story clearly, otherwise you know what I'm talking about."

Based on the calculation of five points per thousand words, I will let you speak for two and a half minutes.

"Because those two servants were just ordinary people, I took care of them without using the power of ninja. Coincidentally, their master was my target, so I locked their location and went to assassinate them at night."

Scratching his face and looking at Uchiha Gin who was counting on his fingers, Danzo could only try to shorten his words.

"I didn't expect that the other side actually hired two groups of Kumogakure teams as bodyguards, including two jonin and six genin. The jonin were proficient in Taijutsu and Lightning Release respectively. After the fight started, I took the lead in cleaning up the six pawns, and then faced the two experienced jonin."

Recalling that battle, Danzo still feels a lingering fear. If he had not comprehended a new move at the critical moment, he might have died in the River Country.

"You're weak after two jonin? It seems you've been slacking off."

Uchiha Gin looked at Danzo's expression and couldn't help rolling his eyes. This kid was from the Tang family after all, so how could he be so shameless.

"No, it's no problem for me to deal with two jonin, but I never expected that guy would hire a team of rock ninjas to attack me from below while I was killing everyone."

"Hey, there's a hidden plot, hurry up."

Uchiha Gin finally showed some interest, took out the snacks he brought with him, sat on the wooden mat, and asked for more with a curious look on his face.

"Ahem, but who am I? I'm just an Iwagakure ninja, but I can still grab it and refine it in an instant! I just raised my hand and fired a vacuum jade, taking it directly."

"Just a reminder, you have used 250 words so far."

Seeing that Danzo was starting to go astray again, Uchiha Gin raised a tally card with a cold face.

"Huh? Even punctuation?"

"There are 240 left."

"Two fists can't beat four hands, not to mention that the opponent is quite strong. I fought hard and finally came to the finals with three jonin. The target thought he was safe and came out to watch my desperate struggle, but this was exactly what I wanted."

Even now, Danzo still didn't forget to smuggle in his own stuff.
"I used my Hip Escape Thousand Blades to slash and the target's head fell to the ground. The three jonin became furious and used their trump cards against me. Fortunately, I had a secret technique to rely on, so I was not killed in an instant and even took the opportunity to kill one of them."

Danzo thought of the Taijutsu Kumogakure who was killed by the fart, and a smug look appeared on his face.
"There are still a hundred words."

"In the end, I was indeed defeated by the attack of the two jonin. But at this critical moment, a ray of sunlight broke through the night sky, and I suddenly had a flash of inspiration. I realized the visual illusion I had just released, and successfully controlled the two jonin. I used my last bit of strength to harvest them, and I also fainted from exhaustion after escaping not far away."

Danzo, who was almost counting on his fingers, raised his head and saw the number zero on the Uchiha silver counter. He then let out a long sigh of relief.

"Is this the end?"

Uchiha Gin frowned slightly. In this 500-word essay, Danzo was the main character throughout, and there was no scene where Misae appeared at all. He couldn't help but wonder if this guy was hiding something.

"What else do you want to hear?"

"Where's Meiya?"

"She was just a passerby. Apart from saving my life after I fell into a coma, there is nothing else to say about her."

Danzo scratched his head in confusion. Even though the woman named Misae was gentle and kind, and was very considerate in taking care of him when he was unconscious, she was just an ordinary person after all, and was from a different world from them, the ninjas.

"You said she saved you?"

Uchiha Gin suddenly discovered the blind spot of the whole story.

"Yes."

"You had just finished performing your visual illusion?"

"That's right!"

"So you're naked down there?"

"Well, I put it on after I woke up anyway."

"How long have you been unconscious?"

"About three days. My body hasn't recovered yet after I woke up, especially my lower back. It's so sore. The fists of that dwarf Iwanin are really hard."

"After waking up, how did you thank your savior?"

"Since I had nothing at the time, I showed her the Konoha forehead protector and told her to come to Konoha to find me if she had any trouble."

Okay, case solved!

Uchiha Gin covered his forehead and remained silent for a long time.

He never thought that he would be wrong one day. It turned out that the real victim in the whole incident was the innocent-looking little Tuantuan in front of him.
Such a man who would be like an eagle in the future actually let a common girl steal his chicken and successfully hit the bull's eye.

"Yin San San, what happened?"

Seeing Uchiha Gin seeming to be hesitant to speak, Danzo couldn't help but feel uneasy.
"Huh, if I tell you that you may have a healthy, lively, fat boy without knowing it, how would you deal with it?"

"what?"

Danzo was struck by lightning when he heard this. He held his head and turned around several times, as if he was restarting his CPU.

"Gin San San, this is not funny."

If reality is really as Uchiha Gin said, then why would Danzo continue to pursue Koharu, just because he has one more child than others?
"Don't worry, everything is still uncertain."

Looking at his disciple who was close to collapse, Uchiha Gin reached out and pulled a few hairs on his head.
"Prepare yourself mentally and wait for my news."

Leaving behind the distraught Danzo, Uchiha Gin followed the mark he left on the banknote and accurately located the orphan and widow who were staying in an inn.

After extracting some of the child's DNA, his eyes fell on Meiya's delicate face, revealing an extremely complex light.
It’s true that people cannot be judged by their appearance.

"Excuse me, Mr. Yin, is there any news about Guangzhi?"

Meiya bit her pale lips, looking satisfied and hopeful.

"There is some clue, but before that, I want to ask you a question."

"what is the problem?"

Hearing the news that the child's biological father was revealed, Meiya excitedly took a step forward.
"How did you get to know Tuan Guangzhi?"

"When Guangzhi and I first met, he saved me from the hands of hooligans. After we said goodbye, I kept thinking about him. As a result, that night, when I was relaxing by the lake, I met Guangzhi who was drowning."

"What was he wearing?"

Miya's face turned red with embarrassment. Uchiha Gin beside her suddenly asked,

"Ah! His butt is so white!"

"Snapped!"

Uchiha Yin slapped his forehead, took a deep breath, and continued to ask,

"What happened after you got him home?"

"Ah? How can I open my mouth to this?"

"Sorry, this one has to open."

It concerns the reputation of his own disciple. Although Xiao Tuantuan occasionally shows signs of betraying his master and ancestors, at least in this timeline, he is still a good child with a good family background.
I saw a flash of red light in Uchiha Gin's eyes, and the reflection of the Sharingan appeared in the eyes of the embarrassed Misaya, and the whole person became sluggish.

"What happened during the three days when Guangzhi was in a coma?"

"After I dragged Guangzhi home, I was about to clean his wounds. I didn't expect that as soon as I applied the wound medicine on that pair of buttocks, he went crazy and pushed me onto the bed. After I pulled me away, I realized that I was so flustered that I mistook the ointment for the aphrodisiac for the wound medicine."

What followed was an extremely lengthy 18X plot, which Uchiha Gin couldn’t easily release, so he could only listen to it carefully several times before he closed the illusion with a bored look on his face.

After explaining the whole story, Meiya also fell into a coma. A sweet smile appeared on her delicate face, as if she was recalling the sexual bliss of those three days.

"He is also a poor man."

Uchiha Gin sighed. He thought he was stealing a chicken, but he didn't expect to be pecked by an eagle.

For others, the butt determines the head, but for Danzo, the butt determines the head.
Why did you train your butt so often? Now, the butt escape and fart return has become a passive skill. The effect of the triple breeding pig aphrodisiac is so strong that even the Otsutsuki may not be able to withstand it.

If it’s not hard, it’s fine. If it’s hard, it will last for three days.

However, Danzo was lucky enough not to be picked up by Bo Gang, otherwise we would have seen him on the fork of the old tree at the entrance of the village tomorrow.

Although the truth of the incident has basically surfaced, Uchiha Gin still compared Danzo's DNA with that of the child in an impartial and scientific manner.
After a moment, Uchiha Gin, holding the test report, finally breathed a sigh of relief.

As expected, Danzo was undoubtedly the child's biological father.

With this report, Uchiha Gin first found Shimura Shinji who was waiting anxiously.

Snapped!
With an angry blow, Shimura Shinji smashed the other armrest of the rattan chair. The poor rattan chair had been with its owner for many years, but in the end it still could not escape the fate of death.

"This rebellious son actually let the bloodline of my Shimura family flow out into the wild!"

Now that the evidence is irrefutable, Shimura Shinji can be said to have been so maddened by the ruthless Danzo that his blood was boiling and his whole body was shaking uncontrollably.

"Brother Shinji, don't get excited. You're going to get sick from anger. It's not up to me who made up for me. Danzo was indeed wronged this time."

Uchiha Gin almost let the secret slip, but he quickly covered it up. Fortunately, Shimura Shinji was old and had suffered from hearing loss in recent years, so the secret was not exposed.

"Unfair? How can such a thing be unfair? It can't be that the brat Danzo was raped by a woman, right?"

"You know what, I really thought so before."

Uchiha Gin nodded seriously, then a hint of regret appeared on his face.

If Xiao Tuantuan was really raped by a woman, he would be able to live off this secret for the rest of his life.

"Is there any hidden secret in this?"

"Alas~ I can only say that life is unpredictable and the big intestines are bound to be small intestines."

With a long sigh, Uchiha Gin told Shimura Shinji the whole story of how Danzo accidentally got pregnant,
"Ah, this." After hearing about the bizarre experience of his adopted son, the tough ninja, who was nearly 70 years old, had a face that turned blue and red, and he could be called a hero of Shu.

"Brother Shinji, even though it's done now, it's not too late if you want to deal with that kid Danzo~"

After a long period of deep thought, Shimura Shinji slowly raised his head.
"Please keep this secret for me for the time being, Gin-san. I will let Danzo give an explanation to the mother and son."

"I'm famous for my tight-lipped words, so don't worry."

Uchiha Gin stood up and waved his hand. He still had to tell the good news to the person concerned.

"Pfft!"

Danzo sat on the ground holding the paternity test report, staring at the sky with lifeless eyes, muttering to himself,
"No way this isn't true."

Seeing this, Uchiha Gin stepped forward and patted his shoulder, saying comfortingly,
"What else are you dissatisfied with? Not only did I pick up a fat boy for nothing, but I also won against that boy Hiruzen once."

"No!!! I don't believe it! It's fake, it's all fake"

Danzo looked at the report in his hand with red eyes, looking like a madman.

In his memory, he was still a pure virgin who hardly even played with birds, unlike Sarutobi Hiruzen, the Muttsurini pervert, who had been having an affair with Lake Biwa a long time ago.

Uchiha Gin looked at Danzo who was in despair with interest, and lamented that if this kid was given a pair of Sharingan, he might be able to break through to the Mangekyō on the spot.

After a while, Danzo, who had finished emoting, suddenly raised his head, with an inexplicable light flashing in his eyes.
"Yin San San, take me to see her."

"How are you going to deal with that mother and son?"

As he was not sure whether Danzo had turned evil because of the psychological pressure, Uchiha Gin frowned slightly. If this kid was ruthless, he would have to clean up the family.

"Let me meet you first, Yin Sansan, don't worry, I am still a human being and I won't do anything that goes against my conscience."

As if sensing Uchiha Gin's worry, Danzo smiled self-deprecatingly.

"Little Tuantuan, you worry too much. Among all the disciples, you are the one that I value the most!"

Uchiha Gin shook his finger, squinted his eyes and said something against his will.

"Hurizen? Just a common man~"

"I think so too!"

Danzo returned to the village with his emotions stabilized. The two went straight to the inn where Meisai and her son were staying.

Standing at the door of the inn, Danzo, with a tense expression, hesitated. He didn't know how to face the mother and son who suddenly appeared. His outstretched feet were hanging in the air and couldn't fall down no matter what.

"Hiroshi-kun!"

At this moment, a surprised voice sounded behind the two of them. Hearing the familiar voice, Danzo turned his head slowly with trepidation.

The girl's familiar bright eyes and white teeth were still there, but there was a hint of wrinkles between her eyebrows, and she looked a little haggard.

"Ms. Mei Mei, long time no see."

Danzo greeted him stiffly, forgetting all the preparations he had made in his mind. His eyes gradually softened as they moved from Meiya's surprised face to the baby sleeping in her arms.

"Child, have you given him a name?"

"No, I've been waiting for Hiroshi-kun to name him."

Meiya wiped away the tears from her eyes and smiled sweetly at the biological father of her child who had left without saying goodbye for a year.

But when Danzo saw this smile, his heart couldn't help but twitch.
It's a heart-breaking feeling.

"There are too many people on the street, let's go inside and talk."

This inn is located on a busy street in Konoha Village, and there are many curious people coming and going. Seeing the awkward posture of the two, Uchiha Gin gestured for them to come in and talk.

The three of them sat in the guest room. Danzo and Meiya stared at each other for a long time without saying a word. The baby in their arms was also very considerate and did not cry.

A long time passed like this, until Misai's cheeks were flushed with blush, and Danzo looked away embarrassedly.

“I’m sorry, I don’t know.”

"I do not blame you."

Facing Danzo's apology, Meiya shook her head gently.
"If it weren't for the birth of my child, I would have just regarded the memories of those days as a beautiful dream that I didn't want to wake up from."

Meiya knew the identity of Danzo Ninja, but as a commoner and a village girl from a remote area, she naturally did not expect to marry the famous Konoha Ninja.
But fate is so cruel that not long after Danzo left, Misae found out she was pregnant. After thinking it over again and again, she had to give birth to the child alone despite the gossip of the villagers.
However, because of this, Misae was driven out of the village by her fellow villagers. With nowhere to go, she remembered Danzo's promise, so she dragged her weak body and took her newborn baby with her, traveled through mountains and rivers, and finally arrived in Konoha.

Looking at this woman who looked weak on the outside but was actually very strong on the inside, Danzo slowly stretched out his hands and put all the words in his heart into one sentence:

"Sorry, I'm late."

In fact, during the days when Danzo was recovering from his injuries, he saw Miyako working tirelessly to apply medicine and feed him every day, and he had already developed an inexplicable affection for the strong girl.

But his reason told him that he should not attack a kind girl.

No, you have already made a move. The bruises all over your body are your work.

Seeing the two people moving very fast and already sticking to each other, Uchiha Gin rolled his eyes in annoyance.

"How are you going to place them?"

"I will inform the whole clan and marry Meiya."

Danzo, who was holding Miya and the child in his arms, raised his head and said with a firm look in his eyes,
"But your career?"

Speaking of his career that was about to take off, Danzo couldn't help but frown.

Indeed, now that the Hokage is about to be replaced, if the scandal of being pregnant before marriage is exposed at this critical juncture, wouldn't it be destroying my future and being cursed by everyone?

"Guangzhi-kun, I don't want you to be embarrassed. As long as you have us in your heart, that's enough."

Miya, who was lying in Danzo's arms, seemed to have heard something. She slowly raised her head and said in a gentle tone,
"No, how can I!"

Danzo was anxious.
"Actually, I have a compromise."

Finally it was Uchiha Gin's turn to appear.

"Silver-San-San/Mr. Silver?"

"Mrs. Meiya, what's your husband's name?"

Uchiha Gin asked a strange question, and Meiya blinked in confusion.
"Nohara Hiroshi."

"Look, isn't that right? The husband she's looking for is called Nohara Hiroshi. What does that have to do with you, Shimura Danzo?"

"Oh!"

This was like a wake-up call for Danzo, his eyes lit up instantly, but soon dimmed again.
"But doing this is unfair to Meiya."

Miya could have been the famous Mrs. Shimura, but now she has become the unknown Mrs. Nohara.
"It doesn't matter. After all, the husband I know is called Nohara Hiroshi."

Misaya reached out and covered Danzo's mouth with her hand, her eyes as gentle as water. From his words just now, she guessed that Danzo's identity was prominent. She was just a commoner, how could she marry him?

Misae is satisfied as long as she has Nohara Hiroshi, whom she loves and who loves her.

"Thank you, Meiya."

"You two are so happy to be apart. I won't disturb you. Xiao Tuantuan, ten minutes is enough, right?"

Seeing the two people's almost drawn eyes, Uchiha Gin, who didn't want to be a light bulb anymore, scratched his head and stood up. Before leaving, he didn't forget to tease Danzo, who was a fake beginner.
"Hmph! See you in three hours!"

five minutes later.

"Yin San San! Where are you? I remember you have a secret medicine."

"One price, one million per piece."

"Hurry, give me a hit!"

Danzo gritted his teeth. He wanted to make up for the three days he had lost!

that's it.

Misae settled in Konoha with her child. Danzo thoughtfully prepared a low-key and luxurious courtyard for the mother and child, and their household registration was also transferred to Konoha under the name of Nohara.

In order to catch up with Sarutobi Hiruzen, the dark-minded Danzo directly named his son Shinnosuke, which was considered as registering the ID of the other party's eldest son first.

At the same time, Uchiha Gin, who received a few small gifts from Shimura Shinjiro, also promised that after Uchiha Madara took office, he would add a secret member named Nohara Hiroshi to the personnel files of Konoha Anbu and set his information as top secret.

From then on, Danzo began his secret marriage life and became chaste. Even Utane Koharu, who was used to being licked by him, felt a little uncomfortable.
When Sarutobi Hiruzen and others saw their best friend's sudden change, they became insecure and no longer helped Danzo pick up the dropped soap when they went to the bathhouse to take a bath.

It was not until many years later that Danzo, with a kind face, held his newborn granddaughter and found Uchiha Gin, asking him to name the brown-haired and brown-eyed newborn in his arms.

Uchiha Gin just realized that the world is so small.

Thousands of miles away from Konoha, in the country of bears,

The current leader of the Star Ninja Village, a burly middle-aged man, was respectfully bowing to an expressionless monk.

"Master, is there really a cure for my illness?"

The pale-faced Star Ninja leader's eyes were filled with the desire to survive. He was eroded by the power of the meteorite and knew that he didn't have much time left.
However, the man in front of him, dressed as a monk, actually weakened the impact of the meteorite on him with just a wave of his hand, which made him inevitably develop a desire to survive.

"I want to see the treasure of your village first."

Without giving the Star Ninja leader a precise answer, the monk's emotionless black eyes flashed with a faint light.
"That's good."

The Star Ninja leader hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded vigorously.

The monks were welcomed into the forbidden area of ​​the village. In an airtight room, there was a round ball with bumps on its surface.

"This is the meteorite that our Star Ninja Village has preserved for a hundred years. It has been passed down to me for the third generation."

Pointing at the round sphere that exuded an ominous aura, the middle-aged man who claimed to be the third-generation leader showed a trace of pain on his face.

The monk showed a look of disgust when he saw the meteorite.
"Tsk! It's just useless scum." (End of this chapter)