Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.

"It's in the bag! This one's in the bag!"

After receiving Hiruzen Sarutobi's promise, Gin Uchiha's mood improved considerably, and he even walked with lighter steps.
"Ok?"

Overjoyed, Uchiha Gin decided to go for a celebratory drink, but before he even reached the Honey Ice Cream Shop at the edge of the village, he noticed many ninjas hurrying along the streets.
They were all wearing identical vests, and their backpacks were bulging, probably filled with supplies for the outing.
"These people seem to be ninjas from the Sarutobi clan, right?"

Uchiha Gin stroked his chin in confusion. Could it be that Hiruzen Sarutobi was conducting a training exercise with 3000 members of the Sarutobi Clan Army because he had nothing better to do?

"Never mind, it has nothing to do with me."

Unable to come up with a solution, Uchiha Gin simply gave up thinking about it. His immediate priority was to go to the village entrance to replenish his sugar levels and soothe his frightened heart with a sundae drenched in honey.
"Hakimi mung beans, oh~~"

Humming an unknown tune, Uchiha Gin leisurely arrived at the entrance of Honey Ice City. To avoid being caught, he cautiously peeked into the store through the glass window, and his pupils instantly contracted.
"That was... a fleeting moment?"

Although there was no manager supervising him at the shop, there was an acquaintance he wasn't very close to, and the other person's current situation was somewhat beyond his comprehension.

In an inconspicuous corner of the shop, Uchiha Setsuna, who had never gotten along with Uchiha Gin, was wearing a gentle smile he had never seen before.
Opposite him stood a terrifying mountain of flesh.

"Setsuna, are you really willing to date me?"

The enormous mountain of flesh, which should be called Akimichi Matsuko, is being excitedly covered with her huge mouth by her fingers, which are as thick as mineral water bottles, by this tiny fairy with a mere 0.8-ton appetite.

"Yes."

Uchiha Setsuna seemed oblivious to the violently churning flesh on the mountain of flesh before him, and nodded with a smile on his face.

"But I am like this..."

Overwhelmed by the surprise, Akimichi Matsuko pinched her plump arm so hard she almost squeezed out half a pound of lard. After confirming she hadn't been under a spell, she became somewhat hesitant.
"You have a great foundation. Once you lose weight, you'll definitely be a great beauty."

Suddenly reaching out and grasping Akimichi Matsuko's trembling hand, Uchiha Setsuna, barely suppressing the nausea in his stomach, blurted out a statement he himself didn't believe.
"woooooo"

Upon hearing this, Akimichi Matsuko burst into tears of joy. Her love letter had indeed paid off; she had finally succeeded in moving her crush.

Uchiha Setsuna took a deep breath, as if he had made a decision, his entire being radiating a resolute determination as if he were facing death.
"No, he wouldn't be thinking that way."

Uchiha Gin, who was watching the cat from the sidelines, blinked in confusion.
Until Uchiha Setsuna stood up, pulled the whimpering mountain of flesh into his arms, and kissed the other's red lips, which were large enough to devour a whole person, with utmost passion, his mind completely went blank after witnessing this terrifying scene.

"Poof! Ugh!"

Uchiha Gin bent over, hugged the trash can, and began to vomit violently until he had emptied his stomach of all its contents.

"This kid really isn't picky about food."

Pale-faced Uchiha Gin wiped the filth from the corner of his mouth. Looking at Uchiha Setsuna, who was passionately engaged in a French kiss, his eyes no longer held their previous disdain, but only deep admiration.
So brave!
They can eat all of this, no wonder they dare to rebel against Mao Zedong.

"Boom!"

After a passionate kiss that lasted for several minutes, Uchiha, his face deathly pale, abruptly turned his head away, burying all his grievances and pain deep inside. Then he turned his head back, his eyes burning with a intensity that could render three pots of lard.
"Matsuko, would you like to go out with me?"

"I am willing."

These words brought Akimichi Matsuko, whose face was flushed, back to her senses. Looking at the man who had taken her virginity, she lowered her head shyly and responded in a sweet voice.

Become!

Uchiha Setsuna was overjoyed upon hearing this. He had endured humiliation and sacrificed his beauty in order to completely subdue this wealthy flying pillar.

After confirming their relationship, the two moved to sit in the same row. Akimichi Matsuko leaned against the slender Uchiha Setsuna like a bird seeking shelter, creating a very ambiguous and romantic atmosphere.

I don't understand, but I respect it.

Seeing this, Uchiha Gin sincerely wished that the two would be locked up, so that they would not go and harm others.

"Sorry, Matsuko, I have to go on patrol."

After a while of sweet nothings, Uchiha Setsuna, seeing that the time was right, spoke apologetically.

"Can't you stay with them a little longer?"

Having tasted the fruits of love for the first time, Akimichi Matsuko blinked her pig-like eyes with a hint of reluctance, her large, fan-like hands tightly gripping Uchiha Setsuna's belt.
"I have no choice. If I don't work hard, how will I support you and our children in the future!"

Uchiha Setsuna gripped his belt tightly with both hands, his face grave as he explained.

"I'll take care of you! I have money!"

Akimichi Matsuko's eyes lit up; she couldn't bear to see her man suffer.

"How can that be? I, Uchiha Setsuna, am a man of integrity and uprightness, and I will never spend a single penny of a woman's money."

Shaking his head firmly, Uchiha Setsuna's voice was strong and resonant, making Akimichi Matsuko's chest pound wildly.
"Your money is yours, but I will change our future with my own hands."

"No! What do you mean 'yours' and 'mine'? I'm yours now, so why are you still being so particular?"

Akimichi Matsuko straightened her chubby face and reached into her delicate little bag, pulling out a gleaming gold card.
"This is my gold card, feel free to use it as you like."

Uchiha Setsuna frowned upon hearing this.
Are you teaching me how to do things?

"No~"

"Don't insult me ​​with this kind of thing again."

Seeing the terrified look on Akimichi Matsuko's face, Uchiha Setsuna casually stuffed the gold card into his pocket. Hesitating for even a second would be disrespectful to his own sacrifice.

"What I admire most about you is your integrity."

Akimichi Matsuko, her face full of longing, rubbed her large face, her tone brimming with admiration for Uchiha Setsuna.
"Do you know that the neighbors in these streets all admire you very much? They say you are an upright person, capable in your work, and charitable."

After joining the Konoha Police Force, Uchiha Setsuna became the local police officer for the shopping district for the next few days. Determined not to repeat his past mistakes, he resolved to learn from them and never again make any errors that would be criticized.

Thus, his fair and selfless attitude unexpectedly won him unanimous praise from the surrounding neighbors, who gave Uchiha Setsuna's work extremely high marks, making him the outstanding worker for several consecutive quarters.

"If there were more people like you in the ninja world, the ninja world would be at peace."

As Uchiha Gin listened to their conversation, he felt as if a million alpacas were galloping through his mind.

What exactly is Uchiha Setsuna trying to do?
Is he trying to live off a woman?

"I should go." Having obtained the gold card, Uchiha Setsuna had no reason to stay any longer. He had achieved his initial goal and now just wanted to find a place to brush his teeth properly.

"Tonic medicine~"

"Don't be willful, Matsuko. I'm carrying not only the future with you, but also the expectations of my family."

Reaching out and placing a hand on Akimichi Matsuko's shoulder, Uchiha Setsuna's eyes flashed with a glint of light.
He is currently outnumbered and lacks even the most basic resources. His meager resources are simply no match for Uchiha Lucha.
In order to obtain funds in a short period of time, Uchiha Setsuna decided to sacrifice himself to feed the pigs. As long as the declining Uchiha clan could rise again and stand at the top of Konoha, what did his current sacrifice matter?

"So when will we really be together?"

Akimichi Matsuko blinked reluctantly, her large eyes filled with hope.

After being framed, Uchiha Setsuna felt absolutely no guilt about deceiving Akimichi Matsuko.
"The day I become the captain of the guard will be the day I marry you."

This flying pillar in front of them is a rare money tree. Uchiha Setsuna will not stop until he has squeezed every last drop of fat out of her.

"I'll wait for you. If there's anything I can help you with, just let me know."

"No, I will achieve all of this through my own efforts."

Uchiha Setsuna naturally wouldn't say it outright; asking too directly or too frequently would definitely arouse Akimichi Matsuko's suspicion.
If her philandering is exposed, not only will she be the captain of the security force, but even the Uchiha surname will be in question.

"This is absolutely outrageous."

Watching the two figures, one tall and one short, resembling the Yu-Kuai duo, disappear around the street corner, Uchiha Gin, who had been hiding in the shadows, finally peeked out, looking as if he'd seen a ghost.
"If Brother Liuying knew this in the afterlife, he would surely appear in my dream tonight and beat this unfilial son to death."

You, Uchiha Setsuna, were once the heir to the elder lineage, how did you end up as a gold digger, and with such large-sized women at that?
In other words, Uchiha Gin didn't preserve Uchiha Ryukage's DNA, otherwise he would have definitely dragged his former boss up and given him a good dressing down.

After his initial remark, Uchiha Gin turned to the clerk, glanced at the mountain of takeout orders piled up in the kitchen, and, though curious, didn't ask any further questions. He simply started ordering.
"Give me two glasses of lemonade to start, one with double sugar and one without sugar."

No matter what you eat, you can't forget Sister Wang~
"Sorry, we are fully booked for today and are not accepting orders at the moment."

However, the shop assistant's words plunged Uchiha Gin, who was full of expectations, into despair.
How come the orders are already full?
Uchiha Gin glanced at the bright sunshine outside the window; it wasn't even noon yet!

"I'm so sorry, we just received three thousand takeout orders, so..."

I boil!

I'll fuck your mother's three thousand ape army!
There was no need to even guess; the owners of these three thousand takeout orders were none other than the "Ape Army" he had encountered not long ago.

Uchiha Gin is furious; this means he won't be able to drink any of his sweet drinks today.

"Could you tell me who ordered the takeout?"

"Every wrong has its perpetrator, every debt its debtor," Uchiha Gin took a deep breath, forcibly calming the urge to act rashly within him, and asked a familiar shop assistant.

"Um, let me see. It was ordered by a customer named 'Shuoda no Gen', but they didn't leave their real name."

The shop assistant didn't refuse, picked up the order she had just received, and glanced at it.
Even without using a real name, this ID is more real than a real name.

Little Tuantuan is extremely wicked!
Having found the culprit, Uchiha Gin turned and left immediately. He'd made a mental note of this; since Xiao Tuantuan had the ability to order 3,000 takeout orders, he was sure to make a lot of money.

"what?"

Inside the Forest of Death outside Konoha Village, Danzo, who was waiting for his men to assemble, suddenly shivered inexplicably. Puzzled, he looked around but found nothing amiss, ultimately dismissing it as his imagination.
"Has the food delivery arrived yet?"

To reward his 3000-strong army, he spared no expense, ordering 3,000 cups of Honey Ice Cream from Pinduoduo's food delivery platform. With less than an hour until the team's departure, he hoped the delivery would be on time and not delay their journey.
Of course, it's better to be later.
He bought a "punctuality guarantee" (a product name), and if it didn't arrive on time, he could still make a small profit.

Hello. Your takeout is here!

Just as he was happily anticipating receiving compensation, a figure landed in front of him.

"OK, thanks."

Danzo frowned as he looked at the blond young man in the yellow delivery vest. This ninja looked vaguely familiar.

With his wife about to give birth, the blond young man, a newly promoted Jonin, decided to work as a food delivery driver in the village so he could better take care of her.

Although the earnings are not as high as those from high-level tasks, the volume is large, and you can also improve your speed while making money.

"Wait a minute, let me confirm. Yours is indeed huge... or not so big?"

The blond deliveryman squinted his azure eyes and carefully examined Danzo, finding that apart from his slightly exaggerated buttocks, he couldn't see anything else unusual about him.

"Enough with the nonsense, give it to me now, or I'll file a complaint against you!"

Upon hearing this, Danzo's face darkened, and he snatched the storage scroll depicting the Snow King from the other's hand.

"Shameless!"

Looking at Danzo's extremely rude attitude, the blond youth muttered something under his breath.
They're not even that old, yet they insist on having such a name. They're clearly not a good person.

"What did you say?"

"No, feel free to order again next time."

The blond youth had other deliveries to make. After taking the recycling slip, he vanished in a flash of light, his speed far exceeding that of an ordinary ninja.
"That's fast! What's this guy's name again, I think it's something like Namikaze?"

Danzo raised an eyebrow in surprise. This blond deliveryman was faster than most Jonin. He also recalled the man's identity: a Jonin born a commoner.

"He's quite a talent; we'll try recruiting him when he gets back."

If he didn't have important business to attend to, he would have definitely lured this blond youth to his side and made him one of the first employees.

"Reporting to the elder, the personnel have been assembled. Please give instructions."

At that moment, his subordinate in charge of counting the number of people came to report. Danzo nodded after hearing it, then leaped onto a protruding rock high above. Looking down at the three thousand neatly arranged Monkey Clan soldiers below, he felt a pang of bitterness in his heart.

Why does the monkey have so much wealth, while he only inherited three thousand breeding pigs left to him by his father?

With a solemn expression, Danzo pulled out the takeout he had just received. With a wave of his hand, countless small yellow sweet drinks rained down, which were steadily caught by the bewildered Monkey King's army.

"Gentlemen, drink this cup to the brim and die with me!" (End of Chapter)