Fake Mechanic

() After Kailin left, Mourinho received a call, and Kato Taka's slightly trembling voice came from the contact terminal.

Kato Taka's fingers can make a woman climax in an instant, and her defenses are instantly destroyed by instinctive desires, but she dare not be presumptuous in front of this Lord Neo, not to mention that the behind-the-scenes big boss is as rich as the enemy. Singer Zhu can squeeze out ten celestial swords like mud, not to mention Master Neo's super physical fitness index as high as 15, just because this boss has been safe and sound without any bodyguards for nearly ten years Escaping several assassinations that were almost certain to die was enough to completely convince everyone in the four groups of blue, white, red and black.

Being a gangster is all about luck. Ever since I learned that Master Neo was fascinated by an ancient imperial man named Guan Yunchang, every hall in Fengdu has put up a small statue of this man. , because it is said that it can increase luck.

Because something happened to Ren Jian in the sky, Taka Kato became more and more afraid, for fear that this big boss who usually never showed up and could only be contacted by phone would go crazy and revoke his title of manager of the youth group. The fat man stopped, Kato Taka instinctively felt a sense of danger, so he had to bite the bullet and report to Mourinho.

After finishing the matter in fear and fear, Kato Taka, who was about to receive a scolding, only heard two hums on the other end of the phone, and hung up immediately after saying something I know, which made him confused for a while, but his heart was even more I was worried, it was terrible, and the boss didn't even bother to answer what to do.

Thinking of this, he glanced at the sculpture-like Fran who was fixed not far away, and yelled at several of his subordinates angrily, "What are you doing here, put eye drops on me, and throw it in the corridor !"

After thinking about it for a while, he still took out his phone and started contacting. The only thing he caused was to wash the floor by himself, maybe there is still a way to survive. Of course, the guys in the black group are the best at washing the floor. It seems I have to stretch my neck again to be slaughtered. Those cold-blooded animals trained by gk are all scumbags who only recognize money but not people. When they are asked to do work, they still have to spend money.

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It's not that Mourinho didn't hear Kato Taka's report. He also knew about Reid. Take this kind of thing to heart.

What is more important than your own life?Now his mind is full of thoughts about the little thing that the eldest lady asked Kailin to explain, and after doing this, he will be able to meet the mysterious "eldest lady" in person, and know how to avoid the death notice in the future This catastrophe, so no matter how mysterious Kato Taka said, what made Frank unable to move for a moment, and what blackmailed a thousand singer beads, these were just a passing wind, and he didn't take it seriously at all.

People in Fengdu think that Mourinho is elusive and can't be killed no matter what. In fact, it's all thanks to this young lady. They were all waved and drank by a little maid, and Mourinho was also a little excited.

The only thing that made him curious was the arrangement of the last matter by the eldest lady. With Mourinho's current ability to overwhelm the sky, this matter is not much more complicated than the previous one of getting a small shop in a downtown.

Looking for a federal man named Xiang Yu?It's really unreasonable for the eldest lady to take this trivial matter as the grand finale.Although the main residential area of ​​Fengdu has a population of tens of millions, and there are more than 2000 million people in nearby satellite cities, large and small, as long as people are in Fengdu, there is no one that Mourinho can't find, not to mention Kailin also said, It shouldn't be difficult to find someone, just bring him to meet the eldest lady after you find it.

When it comes to the Missy, Mourinho never pretends to be someone else's hands, especially the four groups of people under him, who never know anything about him and the Missy.There is a saying in Fengdu that Mourinho is the emperor of the day, and the young lady is the queen of the night. They are mysterious but never intersect. Only I know that this is just gossip.

Mourinho is very self-aware. At first, when the eldest lady sent Kailin to find him, he secretly investigated this mysterious woman, and got the news that this eldest lady existed on this planet as early as his grandfather's grandfather's time. In fact, it seems to be a secret sect passed down by a single line. The word "Miss" is more like a hereditary title, which has been passed down from generation to generation. Among the countless stories that people talk about, except no one Knowing who the eldest lady is is always the same, everything else is deified by the world.

Mourinho has thought about this countless times in the past ten years, and finally came to the conclusion that the eldest lady must be a superpower with the ability to predict.According to the secret information he got, a certain prince of the empire has been working hard in this area in recent years, trying to use human power to create various biological weapons with strange abilities, but Mourinho knows that no one can copy them. The legend after the name Missy.

In private, he calls this ability "a gift from heaven."

Can human beings create things that fall from heaven?joke!

Sitting at the Hu Ji noodle stall, Mourinho began to use the network resources at hand to find the federal person whom the young lady named by name.

Soon there was news from people at Fusha Aerospace Airport that indeed a federal second lieutenant named Xiang Yu had arrived on a spaceship at noon

Ya Zi star.

Immediately afterwards, a photo of his head was sent to his personal terminal.

"It's very ordinary, don't you have two heads?" Mourinho looked at it carefully for a while, and then said something.

Kailin said it's not difficult, but it won't be easy either. It would be easy if it looks special, but the face on the terminal is so ordinary that it can't be more ordinary. It doesn't even put on a public face in the crowd of embarrassments, except A little fat, there are really not many characteristics.

Just as Mourinho was sitting on the noodle stall looking at the faces on the terminal, the boss of Huji came out with a big ball of raw dough, smashed it on the chopping board next to him, and kneaded it vigorously. Yu smiled and asked him, "What, your friend?"

Mourinho nodded, and responded casually, "Well, he is a friend I haven't seen for many years. I heard that he came to Fengdu, but I couldn't find him for a while."

Hu Yidao rubbed his face vigorously, and joked with a smile, "You can't find him, but he seems to be able to find you. Take a look at nine o'clock. Does it look like your friend?"

Mourinho raised his head suddenly, and was stunned for a moment. He couldn't help but secretly lamented that the eldest lady was really clever, and that's what Kailin meant when she said that it was not difficult to find someone.

The chubby young man who turned around from the street was almost the same as the photo except for the slightly wretched expression on the face of the real person.

Mourinho was not far away in the sky, which was one of the reasons why he casually hung up Kato Taka's phone call. It's not far anyway, so he just turned a corner and walked by later. It's more straightforward to say it in person.What he didn't expect was that, in order to tease the little tail that had been hanging more than ten meters behind him, the fat man also turned to this snack street by a strange coincidence.

Mourinho put the terminal into his bag, thinking that since he saw you, of course he couldn't let you run away, and he would take you to see the real master earlier, so that I could have a business and understand the wish of the past ten years.

Seeing the fat man looking around as leisurely as a ruffian strolling the street, Mourinho frowned and waved affectionately as he approached Xiang Yu, "Hey, brother, long time no see!"

The fat man didn't react at first, Mourinho waved his hands enthusiastically as if he was a world star, his arm almost left an afterimage, and then he took a curious look.

The guy who said hello was sitting at a noodle stall, his tan skin seemed to be coated with chocolate, his natural curly hair was combed to the top of his head, and he was tied into a small bun. What kind of look is this damn?

He pointed to the tip of his nose in puzzlement, and asked silently, are you calling me?

Mourinho nodded repeatedly, stood up and waved again and again, as if saying enthusiastically that I have been waiting for you for a long time, Xiang Yu glanced at the other party suspiciously, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw the little boy who had been following behind him. The tail suddenly turned around and walked away as if it had seen a ghost, and the movements of the whole body seemed to be running a three-kilometer race, which was extremely unnatural.

The man had already seen Mourinho at the noodle stall not far from Xiang Yu, but he still couldn't recognize his big boss, and suddenly his mind was confused, and there was only one thought in his mind, it's over, it's over, even the big boss I came forward in person, it must be Kato-sama who informed Neo-sama, if not, I have to go back and report the news.

The fat man over there is not happy about it.

You bastard, you think I have a helper, you want to go back and report back?The fat man scolded Ren Jian's little guy in the sky for being too unprofessional in following him, and when he saw the chocolate guy in front of him was still waving, he simply walked over.If you don't follow me, then I won't leave. I'll give you a chance. I'll have a bowl of noodles and wait for you to come back.

Seeing Xiang Yu sitting down, Mourinho was secretly happy, "Long time no see, brother, have you gained a lot of weight?"

Xiang Yu rolled his eyes at this strange acquaintance, and he was slandering in his heart: You are stupid, you took the initiative to join in the fun when you were in the muddy water, and later the Renjian people in the sky will beat you up together, don't blame me for not taking action help you.

"Who are you, go away, go away, I don't have time to recognize relatives with you, you look like me again," the fat man raised the back of his hand to face the other party angrily, "What a brother?"

In order not to bring innocent people into the mix, the fat man showed his face directly, wishing that this blind guy who misrecognized people would get out sooner.

Mourinho was stunned for a moment, thinking that this guy has a bad temper. Could this be the difficulty of the last thing the eldest lady did?No one has ever dared to put on such a bad face to him, but at this moment he still couldn't show any anger, and he still had a playful smile, "It's true if you look closely, but you are really similar to my brother, you are just fatter. "

The fat man rolled his eyes, "You're an idiot, it's called being fleshy, blessed, and sexual, you know what a fart!"

Seeing that the other party admitted that he had made a mistake, he was so shameless that the fat man lost his patience. Since the stalking guy didn’t come, he couldn’t leave, so he waved his hand and said to the boss, “Boss, here’s a bowl of sliced ​​noodles. It's boring!"

Hu Yidao said "Hello" briskly, then turned around and started working.He had already seen everything in his eyes. Although he didn't know the origin of this brown man who often came to visit alone, he was a regular customer after all, so he didn't want to get involved.

When Mourinho saw the fat man ordering the sliced ​​noodles and looking familiar, he couldn’t help feeling a little bit of goodwill in his heart, as if people who like sliced ​​noodles, a typical imperial snack, are worth making friends, and said with a smile, “Brother, you too Do you like this?" <There are many such snacks on Fengfeng Street, thinking that Mr. Guan is from the Empire, maybe small shops like fish cakes and sliced ​​noodles are just for him to gather on Chunfeng Street to comfort his homesickness Yes, picked up the chopsticks and knocked on the table, "Never mind your business!"

Thinking of the old man, the fat man became even more upset.

The same indecent word was added to the answer three times in a row. Mourinho seemed to have been sprinkled with three handfuls of chili powder in his heart, and the hot energy rushed straight to his throat, and then he had to turn into a laugh when it reached his mouth.Who told this matter to be the last thing the eldest lady confessed, could it be that the last step is not guaranteed at the end of the night?Lord Neo doesn’t think so, the more the fat man drives him away, the more he realizes the unusualness of the last incident, and he secretly encourages himself: He lets him be strong, the breeze blows the hills, he lets him be tyrannical, the bright moon When it happens, I don't believe in this evil anymore.

After reviewing the crooked sentences that he thought were the best words of the empire, Mourinho calmed down a lot.

"Well, I said... my friend." In order not to fall continuously in the same pit, Master Neo decisively changed his words, "We are destined to sit at the same table at the same noodle stall to eat, this is fate, right? , or I'll treat you to this bowl of noodles!"

Master Neo, who was patted on his chest, was just about to greet the boss, but when he saw the fat man casually took out a singer pearl and put it on the table, he said very seriously, "First, this stall only has one table, and we There is no choice to sit here; second, if you stop whining about me and get out earlier, this bead will be yours, how about it?"

Mourinho's face is a little embarrassed. I don't remember how long it has been since someone threw money at him in the face. He is not a person who values ​​material comforts very much. After the age of 30, he basically puts a lot of money The focus is on the study of imperial culture, to make up for the regret of not studying at a young age, so the four groups of people under him will feel that the big boss is becoming more and more mysterious, and now the name has long been lost. , but was slapped in the face by a small singer at a noodle stall. This complicated feeling made him very embarrassed.

It's as if he had to rely on sliced ​​noodles to recall his boyhood when he was ridiculed by his friends as "cut noodles". Mourinho's feeling for this fat man is even more amazing, and the arrangement by the eldest lady really has deep meaning.

When the sliced ​​noodles came, half a bowl was covered with red chili peppers, and the two slices of meat covered with green onions were caught in the mouth by the fat man at the first time. man.

"I said you don't feel too little?"

The fat man put the chopsticks on the bowl, wiped his mouth and asked back.

Mourinho didn't answer, and raised his head at Chaohu, "I'll have a bowl too."

After that, he looked at the fat man and smiled, "There is only one table here, is it impossible for you not to let the boss do business?"

"Hey, I said you're still in good spirits." The fat man pointed to the empty bowl that Mourinho had eaten on the table, "Don't think I don't know that you ate this bowl."

"I'm hungry again." Master Neo replied decisively, even though he was already exhausted, because every time Hu Yidao would give him an extra tip for his tip, but at this time he had no other choice Can think of, can rely on for a while is a while.

The fat man also wondered if this chocolate man might be someone from the heavens, but the empty bowl on his desk showed that this guy was indeed eating sliced ​​noodles just now, and he deliberately turned left and right instead of following the normal route in order to tease the stalker Walking, it should be impossible to predict in advance, so I immediately dismissed this idea, and Mourinho looks like a second-hand man, with that hairstyle, he knows that the "soil" under the hair must be malnourished.

Encountering such a thing, I can only say that I am unlucky. When the fat man saw Mourinho, he ordered another bowl of sliced ​​​​noodles and started eating. I will come to find myself again, and then I will find a way to get rid of this chocolate man who automatically jumped into the water.

After eating a bowl of noodles, the fat man rubbed his stomach contentedly.

On the opposite side, Lord Neo was also rubbing his stomach in pain but pretending to be satisfied.

Seeing that the follower hadn't come yet, the fat man had no choice but to pick his teeth with a toothpick, while thinking about how to get rid of the person in front of him later.

Mourinho was also picking his teeth while thinking about how to get on with Xiang Yu.All these years, others have been crying and yelling to curry favor with him. How could he have imagined that today, he would be so dizzy just to make friends with a stranger. Would it be possible to send his men out to tie him up before sending him to see the eldest lady.After thinking about it for less than a second, he resolutely rejected this idea. As long as it involves the eldest lady, he has always kept his subordinates from knowing, and this time is no exception.

The two were thinking about each other, and the scene was silent and weird.

After waiting for a long time for the follower to come, the fat man finally got a little angry. Did the bastard get lost?If I had known that this would be lost, I would have gone all out to restrain the ren jian supervisor in the sky.

Seeing that the other party's face was uncertain, Mourinho asked very casually, "My friend, if you have anything to do, please tell me, I can still help."

The fat man glared at him angrily, and didn't bother to pay attention to this guy whose head had been sliced ​​off by a knife and was not fully healed.

Mourinho had no choice but to take out credit coupons from his pocket to pay the bill, then picked up the singing pearl that the fat man still placed on the table, held it up to the fat man and said, "Well, what do you say?" , no matter what it is, if I can help you, we will be friends; if I can't help you, I will eat this bead as a punishment, and then disappear in front of your eyes immediately, how about it?"

The fat man glanced at him, seeing his sincere eyes as if he would die if he didn't agree, so he could only say, "Okay, what do you mean?"

"One word from a gentleman, one whip from a horse!"

Mourinho slapped his chest fiercely, and the famous saying of the empire was categorical.

The fat man was thunderous, with such a weird expression like you in the world, he thought to himself, "A whip... I would agree to bet with this kind of person. If the old man knows, I'm afraid he will turn over with anger."

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ps: little mumo monster