Fake Mechanic

Anyway, I have to sit and wait for the people from the sky to follow, so the fat man simply played a game with this acquaintance, and he snatched the singing pearl from Mourinho's hand, "If you can't help me, I won't force you Eat this thing, but you have to disappear from my sight immediately, and you are not allowed to make any more fuss about it." ""

Mourinho confidently gestured an ok gesture, "Let me make a statement first, I am helping you, you can't ask me to do something that even you can't do, then there is no need to help. "

Unexpectedly, the chocolate man was a little clever, and he knew how to fill in the hole beforehand. The fat man smiled and said, "If you have any other demands, just say them out. Don't rely on me if you can't do it later."

Mourinho replied, "Things like making me strip naked and run around naked don't count."

The fat man secretly laughed at this guy, which is considered interesting, and he could think of this level, "You are not a woman, what's so good about taking it off, I promise you, it is definitely something you can do, it's always okay?"

Seeing the other party nodding, the fat man rubbed the singing bead for a few seconds, then suddenly bent his middle finger slightly, exerted a force, and the little singing bead was shot out like an arrow from the string, passing through the crowds of snacks street. It flew overhead and disappeared in an instant.

Mourinho was stunned for a moment and didn't know what the other party's intention was, and the fat man looked suspicious, "I just lost a singing pearl, I wonder if you can help me find it?"

Only then did Mourinho wake up, with a complicated expression on his face, he smiled dryly and made a gesture of admiration, "You are cruel."

Straight past there were at least hundreds of people on the 60-meter-long street, and Xiang Yu's strength was not weak. The singer's pearl had probably flown 30 meters away, and he could vaguely hear some small noises coming from there. Small swaying, as if a stone fell into the lake and caused ripples. [

"Aren't you going to help me find it?" The fat man's words were full of jokes.

Mourinho frowned, took out a singer's pearl from his pocket and placed it on the table, "Is this all right?"

The fat man sneered, "Someone cut off your hand, and returned it to you with a stranger's hand, why don't you do it? I just carved a cross mark on the bead with my fingernails. As long as you can really get it back, I will honor it." Promise, make you this friend!"

After being robbed, Mourinho's face was a little embarrassing, but he didn't look discouraged. He picked up the satchel from his side and walked straight towards the direction where Ge Lingzhu disappeared without saying a word.

Seeing Mourinho's figure disappear into the dense crowd, the fat man was finally relieved. This guy knows how to retreat in the face of difficulties, and the rest is to wait for the little tail who gave up halfway.

Just when he was thinking about whether he had overestimated the idiots of Renjn in the sky, he obviously gave them a chance to attack him, but he didn't even see a shrimp soldier and crab general for so long, and he didn't have a chance to move behind his back At that moment, Fatty suddenly heard a commotion not far away, causing unidentified people to rush somewhere.

What happened?

Could it be that that guy really found the beads? Doesn’t it mean that everyone here picks up gold without hesitation, picking up treasures and holding up signs waiting for the owner to come?

Just when the fat man was puzzled, there was constant noise in the small street, and more and more people rushed over there.

Fatty suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart. Although he sat on the small table of the noodle stall and didn't move, he knew that he was going to lose most of the time.

The fortune from the sky is in front of you, if you want to embezzle it, you will definitely get away early, but in this battle, although I don't know what method the guy who invented the new words such as a horse's whip will use to get Ge Lingzhu back, But the sooing not far away has proved that the chocolate man's method has worked.

It didn't take long for Mourinho to return, with a large handful of singing beads in his hand, but the satchel on his body was obviously deflated.

Throwing the singing beads in his hand into the satchel, holding the one with the cross mark in his hand, Mourinho sat in front of the fat man again, and placed it on the table proudly, with his eyebrows raised high , "See if it's yours."

Fatty saw it, and sighed, "You are really willing, how much did you lose?"

Seeing the large handful of Geling beads and the deflated satchel, Xiang Yu had already guessed the method used by the other party——to buy Geling beads at the current market price of Yuan Gaoyu, so that the person who picked up the beads would benefit more Driven by it, he took the initiative to hand over the beads, the method is very simple. [

You have to collect a lot from other people's hands in one go, so that the picker can completely dispel his doubts and deliver the things to the door obediently. This kind of rich and powerful method is also very rich.The fat man can see this even more from the action of this person throwing the extra beads into the satchel.

"What's the loss, to know you as a friend, I've spent millions of money just as a greeting card."

There is not much lingering in this sentence, which is quite ancient in the imperial style. The fat man felt a little good in his heart, "Although I don't know who you are, I just say this to you. It's okay to make friends. My name is Xiang Yu, the yearning Xiang , the universe of the universe."

Mourinho held the fat man's outstretched hand, smiled and almost slipped his lips, "I know your...name must be good, there seems to be a big man with the same name and surname as you in the ancient empire, and a wife who is very Pretty, right?"

Surprised and finally turned the corner, Mourinho quickly changed the subject.

Xiang Yu was a little dumbfounded, my friend, you can see that he is a descendant of the Federation, please don’t show the spectrum of the empire, okay, I’m too embarrassed to expose him face to face at this time, so I just nodded and said yes, “I didn’t expect you to have research on these.”

Mourinho immediately got excited, didn't notice the fat man's expression that was wrong, and said with a smile on his face, "Of course, I can be regarded as half of the empire, but the big man with the same name as you died in the end. What a place in Baimen Tower, your wife ended up running away with a man named Dong Zhuo, what a pity."

"..."

The fat man was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside again, that's why your wife ran away with Dong Zhuo!Your whole family has run away with Dong Zhuo, and this Nima Yuji can also be dragged to Diao Chan, and return to the Empire?

Realizing that he must not talk about any old things about the empire with this new friend, otherwise he will definitely be killed by God, the fat man coughed twice, "Let's not talk about my name, you haven't told me yours yet. "

The Chocolate Man smiled, "My name is Mourinho."

The fat man who took half a sip of the water brought by the noodle stall owner choked to death, with an expression of disbelief, "You are Mourinho? That Mourinho?"

Knowing the influence of his name on Ya Zixing, Mourinho nodded, "If I said my name from the beginning, maybe you wouldn't play this trick on me to pick up beads, but that would be boring. wrong?"

Fatty's mood was very complicated, so complicated that he didn't know what kind of expression he should use to face the gang leader who had just been beaten to death by himself, but he had some doubts in his heart, "If you are that Mourinho, Why don't you have half a bodyguard around, and you still come to this kind of simple noodle stall to eat sliced ​​noodles?"

The boss of Huji on the side accidentally heard Mourinho's self-report, and also stayed there with a shocked expression on his face. In shock, he didn't care at all.

Mourinho laughed, "A few years ago, there were people under my command who wanted to kill me because of my position, but now no one dares to have this idea. As for the Federation and the Empire, if I die, there will be chaos here, and they won't It would be stupid enough to easily break this balance, what's the use of you saying I want a bodyguard?"

No one dares to have this idea now. Although this sentence sounds simple, it seems to contain countless dangerous changes. When it comes to his job, Mourinho seems to be a different person, confident and arrogant. There is no sense of absurdity in the self-proclaimed half-empire.

Seeing Xiang Yu looking down in thought, Mourinho thought he was overwhelmed by his own name, so he didn't react for a while, so he patted Fatty's shoulder very generously, "You don't have to be too surprised, I know I The image in some stories told by others is very bad, but since I recognize you as a friend, I will definitely not do things that violate the morals of friends."

Fatty was indeed shocked, but at this moment, apart from feeling that things were changing too fast and too absurd and a little shocked, he was more wary.This guy appeared in front of him in a strange way, and he was begging for nothing to be friends with him. What is his intention?Being courteous is either prostitution or stealing, and he is not angry after playing tricks on him for so long. Could it be that he is pretending on purpose?

But doubts are doubts. Now the leader of the homeless people, Fengdu's biggest gang boss is sitting just a few feet away from me. What are I waiting for from the renjn in the sky? Why don't I just attack him directly?

A sense of secret joy that finally came without any effort after breaking through the iron shoes instantly occupied the fat man's heart, and the heat flow in the back of his waist was surging. The fat man hesitated whether to use the moon to read the sky or the magical nirvana. He could sit in this position Well, if Mourinho didn't have any real skills, he wouldn't believe it if he killed the fat man.

Just when he was hesitating, Mourinho saw that he was still silent, and finally couldn't help but speak actively.

"Actually, I really want to ask my brother one thing."

The fat man was taken aback and raised his head. Mourinho said frankly, "As long as you meet someone with me, everything will come to light. Before I meet that person, I really can't go into details."

"who?"

"Uh, it's a woman. I believe you won't regret it after seeing her."

These words made Fatty's heart sink suddenly, and finally he showed his fox's tail.You bastard, you actually negotiated conditions with Charlotte in such a naked way. I said why the little guy who was watching me before suddenly ran away. It turned out that there was a real master waiting for me.

Fatty's eyes turned cold, and the heat of Yueyue Tianzhao was already swirling gently at his fingertips, ready to unleash a powerful blow at any time, "You played so many tricks before, so this is the purpose?"

Mourinho's face was a little ugly, but he didn't have any rebuttals, "I did something unnatural, but I didn't expect you to appear in front of me just after I got the news, so... Brother, it's better not to be offended."

What Mourinho said was the young lady's words conveyed by the maid Kailin. His original intention was to persuade the fat man to meet the young lady, but he didn't know that the fat man was thinking the opposite, completely opposite.

"Are you surprised? Heh heh, he is indeed the boss of a gangster. He really does not act according to common sense. He is bold enough."

The sarcasm in the fat man's words was obvious, but when Mourinho thought that whether he could see the real lady herself was in the hands of the person in front of him, and now he had finally managed to gain friendship in a low voice, how could he be willing to accept it because of some mean words? Giving up, he immediately smiled and said, "Yes, yes, I was too abrupt, you are right."

The two were talking about two things that were wrong, but they hit it off right away. Neither of them knew that the other would be wrong. As for the two women involved in these two things, they were specially arranged by Mourinho. Drinking tea, chatting, and waiting for people leisurely in a secret quiet room, things have developed to such a ridiculous point, it can be said that yin and yin have made a mistake, and God's will tricks people.

The fat man revealed the fact that Charlotte was in his hands before he saw him, but now he pretended to apologize sincerely, and felt even more upset, "Where is she?"

Seeing that although Xiang Yu had a cold expression on his face, his words vaguely revealed that he was willing to accompany him, so he immediately said with a smile on his face, "So you agree to go with me?"

"You've already made arrangements. Wouldn't it be a waste of your hard work if I don't go?" The fat man snorted coldly.

"That's fine! I've already arranged the meeting place. It's absolutely safe and secret. But with the ability of the young lady, it's impossible to encounter any danger." Mourinho finally made up his mind, with a look on his face that everything is going well. Easy smile.

Fatty's fingertip heat flow is already surging at high speed, and he is about to unleash a thunderous blow when the opponent is not paying attention, in order to subdue the opponent in an instant, and even part of the heat flow flows along the route of the miraculous nirvana, as long as the opponent blocks the first blow, immediately To subdue the opponent's mind with the magical Nirvana, and then wait for the opportunity to attack, everything must be completed in an instant.

But as soon as he heard the words "Miss", his heart shook again, and a little strength poured out from the fingertips pressing on the small table, unexpectedly pressing three clearly visible dents on the wooden table.

Mourinho had sharp eyes, and laughed after seeing this scene, "So you also know her existence, and it scared you like this. But I really didn't see it, you actually hid this skill."

The tense strings all over his body were suddenly released, and the heat died down and returned to his lower back to gain momentum. The fat man laughed a few times following Mourinho's words, "You mean to take me to see the 'Miss'? This planet deserves it." There is only one person with these three characters, don't fool me."

Mourinho shook his head triumphantly, "Who else could there be besides her?"

The fat man saw that the expression on Mourinho's face didn't look like a fake, but the matter still made him feel a little too mysterious. How did the eldest lady know that I was coming to Yazixing, and even specially arranged for this gang leader to wait for me here? ……amazing?I couldn't care less about why Mourinho could know the eldest lady, and why he wanted to take me to see him for no reason. The fat man had turned his mind no less than a hundred times in a few breaths. Misunderstood the gang leader.

"It's been like this for a long time," the fat man frowned and said, "then why didn't you just tell me that you want to see the eldest lady?"

Mourinho laughed and said, "Kailin, the lady's maid, she told me that I am not allowed to use force, and I am not allowed to say the name of the lady until you agree, so I made this plan. I thought it would take some effort to find you in Fengdu, but I didn't expect God to send you to me on my own initiative, what do you think is a coincidence?"

The fat man stared at Mourinho for a long while, but he really couldn't see any flaws. If what he said was not true, then it can only be said that this guy's acting skills are too good to find any faults at all, but the guy opposite is after all He is the leader of the biggest gangster in Fengdu. Even though he is a person who misses the last half of Junzi's words, Fatty still feels uneasy.

He intentionally showed a trace of hesitation, and said, "Missy is a fairy-like figure, how could she have anything to do with you, I don't understand, and besides, you said all these things with one mouth, how can I be sure about you?" Is everything true? I’m a newcomer here, so I can never verify your one-sided words.”

Mourinho's face suddenly became serious, and he said seriously, "In my eyes, Mourinho, there has never been a division of the Empire and Federation, and there is no concept of locals and foreigners. He is someone who wanders around in the Hell Triangle or even the Federation and Empire Starfields. If you follow me, you will be my brother. Although your words are true, you have underestimated me."

Fatty's heart moved, and he asked back, "As the leader of all the homeless people in the Triangle of Hell, you don't know what your brothers have done?"

Mourinho chuckled, "Both the Federation and the Empire say that my subordinates are tyrannical and violent, and that I am lax in controlling them. Hehe, I've offended you, so just kill them. It has nothing to do with me. I have millions of people under my command. People, is it possible that no matter who among them has done bad things, I will pay for my life? I only have one head and one life, but in this galaxy that your two countries call hell, pointing to those guys It’s just a way to live and live.”

The fat man frowned. Mourinho's words sounded reasonable, but after thinking about it, he felt reckless, "Since you call them brothers, you should naturally fulfill the responsibility of the boss."

Mourinho said noncommittally, "Ten years ago, I thought so and did the same thing, but there were only more than 1 people under my command. A planet, the managers of the four groups of blue, white, red and black can't manage it, why should I waste my energy for those people who use my name to do whatever they want?"

In the end, he leaned closer and asked with a smile, "In the past ten years, my subordinates have multiplied hundreds of times. Who should I thank? The Federation or the Empire?"

This sentence immediately convinced Xiang Yuyan that everything that exists is reasonable. Although this sentence was a sacred bragging of a certain philosopher based on a certain reason, it is now said by Mourinho with this explanation , it’s really hard to refute.

Waving his hand, Xiang Yu stopped this seemingly endless topic, and he had already made another decision in his heart.