Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 344 Gloria's Daily Enhancement at Home

After snapping his fingers hundreds of times with no response, Rango gave up completely.

In the past half hour, he had made at least a hundred wishes, some of which were big ones like saving the world and destroying the ancient gods, but there were even more small ones.

For example, I gave Teddy Ann two penises, removed wrinkles from Gloria's buttocks, tightened Clare's vagina, created a body for the earthbound spirit who had been a maid for many years, added a dozen years to Agent K's lifespan, and allowed the invisible man to freely choose the time period for his body to be invisible.
But as everyone stared in anticipation, the result did not change at all.

"Ugh"

After being furious for a while, Rango finally sighed helplessly - he accepted his fate.

In order to vent his anger, he turned his spearhead to Teddy who was gloating, "Shit! So you knew that the Infinity Stones would be ineffective in another universe, but you still watched me work hard to collect them like an idiot!"

Rango grabbed Teddy's head, lifted him into the air, and questioned him with his eyes wide open.

However, his angry look did not scare Teddy at all. The boy opened his arms and said in a self-consistent defense: "Believe me, man, I forgot the restrictions of the Infinity Stones at first, until you opened the portal and I saw Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet, then I remembered it, really!"

Other people might have been fooled by Teddy's words, but who is Rango? He grew up with this little bastard and knows this guy's bad taste better than anyone else. Therefore, the hand that was holding its head not only did not loosen, but it became even tighter.

Teddy felt his scalp tightening, and he could only say the truth helplessly: "Okay, OK, I knew long ago that the Infinity Stones have no effect in other universes, but so what?"

"Watford?! What do you mean by so what?" Rango said speechlessly: "Do you know how much time I wasted in the Marvel world? I..."

"Waste? Is it really a waste?"

Teddy interrupted Rango and said seriously, "Think about it carefully, how much have we gained from Tony's universe? Good friends who can fight side by side, friendships that are willing to sacrifice their lives for you, high-tech weapons, and so on. You even brought back a suit of armor and an axe! Isn't that enough? Waste? Man, if Tony and the others heard you use this word to describe the time you spent with them, they would be sad."

"Uh, that's not what I meant."

Rango was suddenly speechless and glared at Teddy unhappily. The boy knew clearly that the waste he was talking about did not refer to the days he spent with Tony and Thor, but he had to say it out loud to mock himself. However, he still let go of Teddy's hand.

"Well, at least you're right about one thing."

Rango nodded in agreement. "I have gained several precious friendships. They are definitely not wasted."

"See, then I did the right thing."

Teddy raised his eyebrows proudly and said, "The purpose is just a byproduct. What's important is what we saw and encountered along the way. Isn't that the most important thing in an adventure? And..."

He looked Rango up and down and said teasingly, "I see you actually enjoy it quite a bit. You seem to enjoy the feeling of acting like a big brother in front of those classic movie characters."

"Fuck, what do you mean by pretending? I am their eldest brother, and I am also your eldest brother."

Rango waved his hand. Although his face was full of disdain, Teddy did speak his mind.

Today, he is no longer the novice exorcist who had to use holy water to clear the way when dealing with a group of earthbound spirits when he first returned to North America a few years ago.

After being summoned by the system more than a dozen times, his strength has skyrocketed to an extremely terrifying level. In Thor's words, his current strength is infinitely close to the peak of the God-Father level.

For example, Thor's father Odin, when he was holding the Spear of Eternity and sitting on the powerful weapon Rainbow Bridge, was probably similar to Rango now.

In other words, when Rango fully unleashes all his energy and weapons, he already has the ability to destroy an entire planet.

Of course, this is all what Thor observed when he watched himself fighting Thanos.

In fact, Rango himself didn't have much confidence in being able to shatter a star with one punch. After all, that would require an astronomical level of nuclear explosion power, and he still had no chance to try it.

But no matter what, with his current strength, Rango is confident that he can smash any one of the ancient evil gods underground and turn it into nutrients for the system.

As if he could see what he was thinking, Teddy smiled and said, "I'm right, buddy. In fact, the gains we've gained from this adventure should be enough to deal with that damn evil god. Don't put too much pressure on yourself. You're simply growing too strong and you want to find something to show off and show off."

"Bullshit, I don't want the environment and world I'm familiar with to be destroyed by a bunch of inexplicable villains."

Rango snorted, then said with some worry: "I'm not worried that I can't deal with those evil gods, but you know my fighting style. If a fight really breaks out, the entire earth might be reduced to ruins. By then, there will be nuclear radiation everywhere, and we will directly enter the wasteland era."

Hearing his concerns, other people around him also frowned.

Especially for leaders of government agencies like Quigmar and Old K, if they were asked to make the decision, it would be best if they could kill those evil gods silently with a snap of their fingers, or set the battlefield in space. If a big fuss happens on Earth, I am afraid that in a few days, all governments will become empty shells.

At this time, seeing that they all had constipated faces, Teddy said in confusion: "Rango, didn't you learn some magic of the mirror dimension from that Strange? Then just find a reason to gather all of them together, and then lock them all up in that space, and kill them all at once!"

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Rango was stunned, then glanced at the boy in surprise. If Teddy hadn't told him, he would have really forgotten that he could go into the mirror dimension.

but
After thinking for a while, he shook his head. He was not optimistic about Teddy's method of directly using the mirror dimension to fight the evil god.

The last time Strange used this move, he just lightly created a small nuclear explosion and shattered the mirror dimension opened by this contemporary Sorcerer Supreme.

When he fights against the evil gods, the power and scene will only be greater. He really has no confidence that he can distract himself and use a lot of power to maintain the mirror dimension from being destroyed when fighting against these enemies whose strength may exceed the God King level and number in the double digits.

But this is indeed a solution.

"Forget it. Haven't you seen any Eastern movies? There will always be a way out when you reach the mountain." Rango raised his head and looked at the starry night sky, then shrugged and smiled at everyone.

"Yeah, that group of guys will have to wait a few more months before they can come up with a plan." Old Joe sat in the wheelchair, fiddling with his fingers for a long time but still couldn't come up with an exact date, but what he said next was full of humanity.

He patted his chest heavily, and then pulled Quigma beside him, and promised sincerely: "But don't worry, Rango, no matter how big the difficulties you face in the future, we two uncles will always do our best to support you from behind!"

"You just stay at the back. As for Uncle Kui, let him stay at the front. Hahahaha."

Rango made a casual joke, then turned his gaze to everyone else. Without exception, even Hellboy, who was not very close to him, bit his cigar and raised his chin towards him.

The meaning is self-evident, and everyone has made it clear that they are willing to fight alongside him.

"If that's the case, then there's nothing to worry about."

Rango smiled indifferently and threw the Infinity Gauntlet in his hand high into the sky!
"Bring up the grill! Get the steaks! It's barbecue party time!"

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Late at night, after the revelry, it was already past midnight and most of the guests had left.

"Rango, listen to me, listen to me! I really like your party, but it's a pity that there's nothing exciting, like some white... Um, you know, anyway, with our physical strength, tasting that stuff is no different from smoking a cigarette."

"Fuck, I'm a law-abiding citizen. If you dare to do that in my house next time, I'm going to break the horns off your head!"

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Rango kicked the drunk Hellboy out of the house and kicked him hard in the butt.

With his wife and Abel around, there's no need to worry about this big guy getting drunk and going out on a limb.

"There's still white powder"

Rango smiled speechlessly. He didn't know if Hellboy was tortured enough by his pregnant wife that he actually started to taste those hallucinogenic things.

But what this guy said just now is quite right. With his physical strength that is more than ten thousand times stronger than that of ordinary people, let alone Ketamine, even if he mixed the powder into flour and rolled it into noodles and ate it three times a day for a year, it would not cause any harm to his body. Back in the house, Megan was holding a broom and a trash can and slowly cleaning up the mess on the floor, with two earthbound spirit maids beside her to help.

Speaking of which, when they first moved into the murder house, the group of earthbound spirits in the basement that had killed many innocent people were almost hammered into ashes after being drained dry by Rango.

Now, there are only two good-looking female earthbound spirits left. Because they are honest and obedient, and have secretly pestered Rango for semen several times, they have obtained long-term meal tickets and can stay at home.

Rango thought he was pretty good to them, and even used the Infinity Gauntlet to make a wish for them to regain their physical bodies, but unfortunately the Infinity Stones were just a decoration in his universe.

At this time, seeing him coming back after seeing off the guests, the two maids first secretly glanced upstairs, and after seeing that the door was closed, they all showed charming smiles.

They stopped cleaning up, shaking their white thighs under the maid's skirts, pulling Rango's shoulders on the left and right, pressing their bodies tightly against him, and holding their heads high as if ready to be picked.

"Go, go, go."

Rango was upset and wanted to send them away, but seeing the two women's aggrieved and sad expressions, he couldn't help but explain helplessly: "If I still have enough in a few days, I'll give it to you, OK?"

After getting his promise, the two maids became happy again, humming little songs and starting to clean the house.

Looking at their beautiful faces and body curves that make men's blood boil, Rango scratched his head in some surprise.

He suddenly discovered something worthy of attention.

It seems that since he has become stronger, he has become less interested in matters between men and women than before.

He still remembered that when he first moved into the murder house, within a few days, he had embraced all the good-looking female earthbound spirits in the house.

I work the night shift at the museum, and during the day I stay in the bedroom, looking after Wei Kun.

The same thing happened when I went to other worlds. In the black robe world, I even had sex with Xingguang in the park late at night. Not to mention in Marvel.
On the contrary, when their strength surged to a certain level, they began to care less about that aspect. At most, they would just talk a few words but were too lazy to put them into action.

"Fuck, this won't work."

Rango smacked his lips in horror. Ever since he had Yuumi, his life goal has been to travel to different worlds, communicate with various women, and satisfy his stamp collecting hobby.

I've only just started to feel a little indifferent, but I'm actually beginning to feel a little aloof.

call out--!
As soon as he thought of this, Rango increased his speed to the fastest and disappeared from the hall without a trace.

In the bedroom, Gloria finished washing up and put on some light makeup. Before she had time to look at herself in the mirror at the low-cut tight leather jacket she had just bought, she was suddenly picked up by someone!

"Why are you in such a hurry?" She turned her head hurriedly, and when she saw the person coming, she twisted her body twice in dissatisfaction.

"I have to be impatient. If this continues, I, your man, will soon become a monk."

Rango raised his hand and grabbed Gloria's neck from behind, flipped her body over to face him, and then pressed her against the wall.
Bang bang bang————

"Fuck?! Be gentle, do you want to kill me?!"

Before Rango could do a few strokes, Gloria screamed in pain.

He looked up and saw that the wall had cracked into several spider-web-like cracks after several collisions.

"Shit, I almost forgot you're a normal person."

"Humph"

Upon hearing this, Gloria, who was originally in high spirits, snorted angrily and tried hard to push Rango away.

It would be fine if this guy just fooled around outside, but when he came home he kept saying these things that made her sad.

For a moment, Gloria was filled with resentment.

She glanced at Rango in front of her. If it was when they were in love before, Rango would have already thought of ways to coax her, but now.
The next second, Gloria opened her mouth in disbelief.

Rango suddenly squatted down and reached into his pocket, fumbling around in his pocket, looking for something.

"Could it be a proposal?"

This thought suddenly flashed through Gloria's mind, and her eyes turned red.

She didn't expect that this playboy would actually settle down and get married for her, but what about Mavis and Clare?
Gloria was immediately conflicted. On the one hand, she was secretly proud of her position in Rango's heart, but on the other hand, she didn't want to see Mavis and the others sad.

"Uh"

After struggling for a while, Gloria seemed to have made up her mind and said seriously, "Rango, don't tell me about my proposal yet."

"Propose? What proposal? You want to propose to me?" Rango looked confused.

"You," Gloria said angrily, "Why are you squatting down if you're not proposing?"

"I'm taking something out. Wait a minute. It's been in my pocket for a few days. Don't let it get stuck." Rango reached into his pocket several times and finally took out what he wanted.

Three caterpillars and a squashed mouse
"Fuck, it seems that he accidentally crushed her to death when fighting Thanos." Rango looked at Proxima Midnight, which had turned into a rat's body, and shook his head regretfully.

Fortunately, the three caterpillars were still lively and lively. Rango immediately handed them to Gloria and said with a happy smile: "This is a gift I brought to you."

Gloria looked at the caterpillar in front of her, which was covered with barbs and much thicker than an ordinary person's finger. After hesitating for a moment, she asked tentatively, "Pet?"

"Hey, they are much more powerful than pets."

Rango released the control of the transformation ray, and the three caterpillars flashed with golden light and directly condensed into a dark golden spear.

It is the magic gun used by Dark Night Proxima, which can emit three death rays!
According to Rango's observation, this magic gun contains a cosmic divine power. If it is held frequently, it can maximize the improvement of the user's physical strength.

Although it is not as magical as the sword of the Dead Blade, which can hold the soul and make people immortal, it is definitely a problem to increase the life span of the user.

After hearing his explanation, Gloria's eyes suddenly lit up and she shook his hand expectantly.

Om-!
A violent gust of air spread out instantly, overturning all the debris in the bedroom!
Gloria held a spear in her hand and her body slowly floated into the air.

She looked at the golden spear in her hand in shock. Although she didn't know why, she could feel inexplicable energy flowing from the spear into her body. It felt like taking a sauna, and every pore in her body opened slightly in comfort.

"How is it, how does it feel?"

Seeing her satisfied look, Rango couldn't help but ask curiously.

However, Gloria did not answer him. Instead, she put on a wicked smile and sat directly on Rango's face in the air!

"It feels like, I want to ride your face like a horse."

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(End of this chapter)