Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?
Chapter 345: Alliance of Villains?!
Chapter 345: Alliance of Villains?!
Central Park Avenue, Manhattan, New York.
Early in the morning, when Rango and the others were still sleeping soundly at home, a sudden gunshot rang out in a bank only a hundred meters away from the Natural History Museum.
"Yes, yes, believe your eyes, you are not mistaken, I am a wolf, a big bad wolf!"
A werewolf in a white suit and holding an automatic rifle stood in the middle of the bank hall with a playful smile on his face. Next to him, a yellow python as tall as a man and wearing a straw hat was spitting out its tongue lazily.
"But this is nothing unusual. After all, I always play the villain in fairy tales."
The Big Bad Wolf shrugged his shoulders, speaking in a relaxed tone as if he was chatting casually, "You humans always judge people by their appearance. Although I may, maybe, or maybe I'm not as bad as you think, it doesn't matter. I just like being a bad guy~right, Greedy Snake?"
He suddenly patted his head, as if he remembered something important. "Oh, look at my memory, I almost forgot to introduce my old friend. Come, let me introduce you to the greedy snake!"
He waved his hands dramatically, as if introducing a celebrity.
"Yes, he is a snake, but he is not an ordinary snake. He is a snake that can open any safe, combination lock, vault in the world!"
"Trust me, people, this guy of mine is Houdini without arms and legs."
"Of course, none of this matters. Do you know what's most important? Today is my good brother Greedy Snake's birthday!!!"
Inside the bank lobby, the bullet holes on the ceiling were still emitting a faint smoke. The citizens and bank employees stared at the combination of the wolf and the snake in amazement, as if they were in an absurd dream.
"what!!!"
"Call the police! Someone is robbing the bank!"
"Fuck! Are you blind? There was a wolf robbing the bank!"
"."
After less than two seconds of silence, panic spread instantly, and the screams of women and the crying of children intertwined and echoed throughout the hall.
"Ugh"
The werewolf named Big Bad Wolf shrugged at the greedy snake beside him, "It seems that no human will celebrate your birthday today, buddy. But it doesn't matter, when we get back, I will call the professor and..."
"Alright, alright! Can you stop talking so much, buddy? Hurry up and get started! Meet me outside in three seconds!" The greedy snake interrupted him impatiently, flicked its tail, and pushed the big bad wolf directly to the door.
Immediately afterwards, its figure flashed and disappeared from the spot in an instant.
The Big Bad Wolf smiled at the citizens squatting in the corner, raised his arms, and threw his body back!
The next second, the roar of the engine was like a wild beast, and a stretched car suddenly broke through the glass door and rushed into the bank lobby.
In the driver's seat was the big bad wolf who had just been talking nonstop.
He left the bank in an instant, got a car from somewhere, and drove back at lightning speed.
Not long after, something even more shocking happened to them.
The greedy snake that had disappeared reappeared with a whistling sound, its tail tightly wrapped around a tightly sealed safe.
You know, the bank's safe is stored deep in the vault, and this snake cracked the vault's combination lock in three seconds and dragged out the largest safe!
"Goodbye, humans!"
The Big Bad Wolf rolled down the car window, winked at everyone, and a wicked smile appeared on his lips. He stepped on the accelerator, and the car carrying the safe worth tens of millions of dollars disappeared from everyone's sight.
Inside the bank lobby, citizens and employees looked at each other with disbelief written all over their faces.
"So, we were robbed by a wolf and a snake?"
"To be precise, it should be the Big Bad Wolf and the Greedy Snake."
"Go check it out right away."
"What to check?"
"Fuck! Check the insurance claims list for me to see if there's an item for robbery by animals!"
"."
While everyone was still talking in shock, the Big Bad Wolf and the Greedy Snake had already driven into Manhattan's rush hour traffic.
On Garden Avenue, sirens sounded one after another, and NYPD police cars were chasing closely.
It was rush hour, and although the streets were jammed, the Big Bad Wolf used his superb driving skills to flexibly weave through the traffic, and soon left a large number of police cars behind.
“I’ve watched a lot of racing movies.”
The Big Bad Wolf looked at the passers-by drivers outside the window, and his talkative personality could not be held back.
“Death Race, The Fast and the Furious, Need for Speed, Baby Driver, Cars.”
"But to be honest, the only one who can outshine me in driving skills is the Viper sports car owned by McQueen. I heard that there is a bad guy named Winchester in Long Island who owns such a car. I would really like to see it if I have a chance."
"Oh, I almost forgot to mention that."
The Big Bad Wolf glanced at the series of red lights ahead, and instead of slowing down, he stepped on the accelerator to the floor.
Just as the front of the car rushed out of the zebra crossing, the red lights at all intersections turned green!
“Others may rely on their driving skills, but I rely on my partners!”
boom--!
Suddenly there was a muffled sound from the roof of the car, and then a spider wearing a black hoodie and carrying a laptop crawled in through the car window.
"Hacker Spider! Our team's exclusive hacker, a technical genius, has been in and out of the Pentagon's network seven times. But compared to Hacker Spider, we actually like to call her 'Net Girl'!"
"Stop talking nonsense, big bad wolf!"
Hacker Spider patted the Big Bad Wolf on the head and said proudly: "I also took control of the New York police system network, destroyed the satellite imaging system, prevented the police helicopter from taking off, and..."
"Is this the cake delivery you ordered?! Fuck! I chased you guys for quite some time!"
Outside the car window, a delivery man wearing a yellow vest and riding an electric scooter angrily threw a cake into the car. He was so angry that he didn't even ask for a tip and drove away after making a sharp turn.
The Internet girl took a bite of the cake contentedly, and suddenly realized something. She looked at the greedy snake awkwardly: "Um... Sorry, I almost forgot that today is your birthday. How about I buy you a new cake when I get home?"
"."
Greedy Snake rolled his eyes helplessly, "I hate this birthday. And where is the Pretty Belly Shark?"
"He's. He's seeing the damn thing, where did that big guy go again?!"
The big bad wolf looked around outside for a long time, but still didn't see any familiar figure.
At this time, the police car behind me was getting closer and closer, and the shrill sirens seemed to be right next to my ears.
"Drive faster! If we are caught up by these stupid policemen, we will be laughed at by the professor for the rest of our lives."
"Don't worry, our reinforcements are here!" The Big Bad Wolf smiled calmly, then slammed on the brakes, pulled the handbrake, and did a beautiful drift, with the front of the car directly aimed at the police car that was chasing it from behind.
"This guy"
The police were stunned for a moment, and before they could give any orders, a huge shadow suddenly appeared in the sky.
Bang-!
An empty school bus suddenly fell from the sky and blocked their way!
"You're welcome!"
On the crane, a huge shark wearing a work vest and walking on two feet said this, then jumped down from a height of 100 meters, rolled on the ground for several circles, opened the door and got into the Big Bad Wolf's car.
"Damn big fat fish, you're coming slower than planned!" The internet girl couldn't help but complain after seeing him.
"Sorry, I saw a taco shop doing good business on the way, so I lined up and bought a few."
As the Beautiful Belly Shark spoke, he took out a few burritos from his pocket and threw them to his companions in the car.
"Just consider it a birthday present for you, Greedy Snake." The Pretty Belly Shark said casually while chewing a burrito.
"I told you, I hate this birthday." The greedy snake responded impatiently, pricked up his ears and listened carefully to the sound of the gears turning in the safe's combination lock.
However, before he could open the safe, several police cars suddenly appeared in front of him, blocked the intersection and set up roadblocks.
"I'll go down and take care of them!" The beautiful-bellied shark rubbed his hands ready to fight.
"No, don't forget we have another partner." The Big Bad Wolf stopped him confidently and raised his chin forward.
Several people's eyes widened suddenly, and they saw that the police car blocking the intersection was suddenly hit and a gap was opened!
A round, green-skinned, pufferfish-like little guy rushed out like a missile and directly crashed into the police car blocking the road!
"Stop! Don't move!" The police immediately drew their pistols, and some even pulled the trigger directly.
Bang Bang Bang!
Bullets rained down on the jumping little guy.
But a scene that shocked all the police officers happened: as soon as the bullet hit his body, it seemed to be absorbed and disappeared without a trace. Meanwhile, the body of the bighead fish became more and more swollen.
Immediately afterwards——
Swish swish! ! !
Those absorbed bullets suddenly bounced out and flew in all directions like flowers scattered from heaven.
However, the bullets seemed to intentionally avoid everyone and only pierced the tires of the police car.
"Stop playing around, piranha! Get in the car! The professor is still waiting for us!" The Big Bad Wolf grabbed the still angry green piranha and threw it back into the car.
The car quickly drove through the gap created by the piranhas, leaving the police with only five hands waving "bye-bye".
Just as the police were feeling frustrated, exclamations suddenly broke out from the crowd.
In front of him, countless green banknotes flew out of the Big Bad Wolf's car, and fell onto the street like a rain of US dollars. Citizens picked up the banknotes one after another, and the whole street was instantly in chaos.
“You worked so hard to rob a bank… only to throw away all the money?”
The police looked at each other, totally confused as to what these animal thieves were trying to do.
(From the animated film "The Villain")
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Underground, in an abandoned subway station somewhere.
An old elevator that had not been started for a long time suddenly roared. A few seconds later, the elevator door slowly opened, and a five-member team with the Big Bad Wolf as the core walked out, talking and laughing.
"You did a great job disguising yourself as a construction worker, Sweetbelly Shark."
"Need I tell you? I'm the world's top disguise master. But we stole so much money, why didn't you keep some for yourself?"
"To directly use the stolen money is something only the lowest-level thieves would do. We are the most stylish criminals in this city - no, to correct, we are vigilantes, heroes who rob the rich and give to the poor!" The Big Bad Wolf explained passionately.
"That's it~"
The Big Bad Wolf held a piece of cake that had been lightly bitten in his hand, and a satisfied smile appeared on his face as he described his ideal blueprint to his companions.
Looking back a few months ago, they may not have had such a lofty awareness. But in a failed theft, they were saved by a guinea pig named Professor Jam. This small but wise professor gradually led them onto a new path.
Today, although they are still considered bad guys and thieves in the eyes of the world, they have become a group of high-level criminals with a unique ideological system and selfless dedication!
After walking through the dark and damp corridor and stomping on a few running cockroaches, they came to a rusty iron door.
"Professor, we are back! We bought a cake for the greedy snake."
The Big Bad Wolf pushed open the iron gate as he spoke, but the smile and words on his face froze in an instant.
The Professor Jam, whom they had been thinking about so much, was hung from the ceiling with his hands tied up, his face covered with scars, his eyes closed, and his life or death was uncertain.
"professor!"
The five men cried out in surprise and rushed forward to untie the professor.
But suddenly, a hot and terrifying flame suddenly burst out from the air, burning under their feet, blocking their way.
A row of men in black suits and with stern faces walked out slowly from the deep darkness. Like well-trained soldiers, they were divided into two rows, standing in a neat and uniform manner against the wall, staring at the five Big Bad Wolves with hostile eyes.
"You've arrived a little later than I expected, but as we're first-time partners, I can tolerate your lateness." A deep and powerful voice sounded.
Then, a tall man wearing sunglasses slowly walked into their sight.
The Big Bad Wolf stopped the piranhas that were ready to move, and stared at these guys who suddenly appeared with a frown. He glanced at Professor Jam who had no reaction, and then asked in a deep voice: "We never cooperate with the outside world. What did you do to Professor Jam?"
"Don't worry, he's still alive. I just imprisoned his soul temporarily."
The man raised a faint smile, his tone revealed an unquestionable arrogance, "I heard that you are the best thieves in the world, there is nothing you can't steal. As long as you can help me steal one thing, I will not only let your teacher regain his freedom, but also give you power beyond imagination!"
The Big Bad Wolf was slightly relieved to learn that Professor Marmalade was not dead.
But a soul imprisoned?
This doesn't sound like something a good person would do.
Feeling the strong sense of oppression emanating from the men in suits in front of him, the Big Bad Wolf felt an urge to escape. He even began to fantasize about going to Brooklyn to find his distant cousin for support.
But when he thought that Professor Jam's soul was still in the hands of these villains, he had to suppress this impulse.
He shook his head at Greedy Snake and Net Girl, then asked the man, "Who are you going to steal?"
"Rango!"
The man took off his sunglasses, and a strange light flashed in his pupils, and a winged python totem loomed. He grinned and showed an excited smile, "I want you to steal the house of Rango Winchester, the owner of the Long Island Murder House!"
(End of this chapter)
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