Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?
Chapter 362 Kardashian Pogang? !
Chapter 362 Kardashian.Bogang? !
Moved by Rango's words, the three members of Lasu seemed to have found a floodgate to vent their grievances, and they all began to pour out their grievances.
Ah Fen was the first to stand up and complained with a wronged look on his face: "You don't know, life with the Holy Lord is simply not a human life! We pay for everything we do out of our own pockets, and sometimes we even have to pay for our own travel expenses. This is simply paid work."
"Yes, one time we went to Egypt to carry out a mission, and the Holy Lord said that we would have countless wealth after completing the mission. But as expected, the mission was ruined by Jackie Chan, and the three of us almost had to beg on the streets of Egypt!" Rasu couldn't help but interrupt, his voice choked with sobs.
Xiao Zhou clenched his fists and added indignantly: "What's worse is that in order to complete the mission, we even borrowed money from loan sharks! In the end, the mission failed. Not only did the Holy Lord not help us pay off the debt, he also scolded us for being useless! We were chased by the underworld debt collectors and ran all over the streets. We didn't even dare to go home!"
Just as they were talking, a familiar voice sounded from behind them - Jackie Chan slowly descended from the spaceship.
Hearing their complaints, Jackie Chan could not help but ask speechlessly: "You are gangsters, and you are being chased by gangsters for debts?"
La Su and his men explained without even turning their heads: "Since the Holy Lord became the boss, we rarely do underworld things anymore. We travel around the world every day, doing things to rule the world, and have long become the laughing stock of the underworld."
Rango and his friends were speechless.
Well, instead of doing this promising job as an honest gangster, they insist on ruling the world.
Now, not only has it failed to rule the world, it has also become a laughing stock in the underworld.
It seems that following the Holy Lord really means going hungry nine times out of three days.
At this time, Lasu and his companions also discovered that the person who had just spoken was Jackie Chan, with whom they had been fighting wits and courage for so many years.
They were so surprised that they opened their mouths and eyes wide, staring at Jackie Chan and Xiaoyu.
Just when Jackie Chan thought they were going to take revenge on him, these guys actually ran over crying, hugged Jackie Chan with open arms and burst into tears.
He even said confidently: "After all these years, we finally know who is the most suitable man to be our boss! That's you - Jackie Chan! A superman who is so fast that he can surpass laser beams, escape gravity, and ignore all the laws of physics!"
They cried and shouted that they wanted to follow Jackie Chan in the future. They didn't want to be gangsters anymore, nor did they want to follow those bosses who always wanted to rule the world.
Rango and Teddy looked at each other blankly and sighed in their hearts: This trio is too cowardly. It is hard to imagine that the Holy Lord is trying to defeat so many gods and monsters in this world and rule the world with this group of subordinates.
Just when Lasu and the others were shamelessly about to follow Jackie Chan, the devil Xiaolong in the distance was already furious.
He went to Hawaii with great effort, intending to meet with Lasu and his old employees to reminisce about the past. However, he did not expect that not only would they disagree to follow him, but they would also want to join his enemy, Jackie Chan, in person.
This was a great humiliation for him.
"You bunch of trash, how dare you betray me!" The devil dragon roared, and his body suddenly turned into a fireball, crashing towards Rango and the others like a meteor.
The explosive high temperature contained in the flames seemed to devour everything.
Rango was not in a hurry when he saw this. He stared straight at the approaching fireball with a hint of teasing in his eyes.
Just when the fireball was about to touch him, he raised his hand and pointed, and a blue ray suddenly shot out, directly turning the demon dragon wrapped in flames into a shit-yellow snake.
This scene made Lasu and the others present stunned, looking at Rango in disbelief. The demon dragon lay on the ground in a daze, his body still twisting.
Rango strode forward and grabbed the demon dragon's tail, just like a farmer catching a snake while farming in the countryside. He swung the demon dragon's body and smashed his head against the ground!
Every impact created a hole in the ground!
After several hits, the demon dragon finally couldn't bear it anymore, his tongue stuck out, his head tilted, and he fainted completely. Rango snorted disdainfully, then tied the demon dragon into a knot and wrapped it around his waist like a belt.
Now, when facing these enemies who are not very strong, he is too lazy to use his abilities to fight them. It is convenient and saves trouble to just use talismans.
Seeing the strange looks from Jackie Chan and Lasu, Rango tilted his head and said, "Let's go and find the god's token that contains the Howling Wind Demonic Energy."
That's right, the reason they came here was purely because the map showed that Hawaii had a token containing the Howling Wind Demonic Energy. As for the Demon Dragon and Lasu, they just happened to meet them when the spaceship was flying in the sky.
Lasu and his companions looked at each other, then immediately started to chase after him. They looked at Rango's back with fiery eyes.
The guy who just claimed to be the son of the Holy Lord was crushed by the man in front of him with just one finger? !
They have already decided not to follow the Holy Lord or the Devil Xiaolong. As for Jackie Chan, he has now been treated as a backup by them.
They must hold on to Rango's thigh tightly!
Soon, they were standing outside a small art exhibition.
Jackie Chan and Xiaoyu looked at the crowded crowd in front of them and frowned.
With so many people here, it’s not easy to take the token.
Rango and Teddy were being carefully served by the trio, one of them holding a cigar box, one holding a cup of freshly brewed tea, and there was even an ashtray, all looking at Rango and Teddy with flattering eyes.
As for the money to buy these things, when Lasu passed by a pawn shop just now, he sold the gold necklace he had carried with him for decades as a means of escape.
In order to hold on to Rango's support, he was willing to give it his all.
At this time, the exhibition hall was brightly lit and filled with a dazzling array of artworks. People stopped to admire or chat in low voices. The entire exhibition hall was filled with the atmosphere of art.
Rango and his friends walked through the crowded crowd and came to a glass counter.
Inside the counter was an antique paper fan with exquisite patterns painted on it, which seemed to contain some mysterious power.
"Is this the paper fan that contains the howling wind evil spirit?" Rango looked down at the radar and asked Uncle Long.
Uncle Long nodded, his expression full of solemnity: "Yes, Xiaofeng represented the power of wind in ancient times and could control all hurricanes in the world. It was eventually sealed by Han Zhongli, and this paper fan is a token of Han Zhongli's will."
Rango couldn't help but feel a little strange when he heard this.
The performance of these eight demons seems to be close to the level of God King, especially the Holy Lord. If Zeus were in their place, they might be turned into animals. Well, that's not right. I'm afraid that even if they are turned into animals, Zeus will only be happier.
But what is a bit strange is that although these ancient demons are so powerful, the one who sealed them was not Yang Jian or Nezha, but the Eight Immortals. Are the Eight Immortals in this world really that powerful? I don't know if I will have the chance to see them again in the future.
At this moment, the demon dragon on his waist suddenly woke up and interrupted his thoughts. The guy twisted his body and hissed angrily: "Damn it! You liar! You actually used my father's power against me! Let me go if you have the guts! I want to fight you again!"
Rango looked down at the snake on his waist, a trace of disdain flashed in his eyes: "Dude, you should be thankful that I used the power of the spell, otherwise, you would have turned into a pile of meat paste."
However, the little devil dragon was not going to give up. He continued to twist his body, trying to provoke Rango with words: "Damn human, don't be too proud! One day I will devour all the evil spirits and make you pay the price!"
Rango looked nonchalant. This so-called devil dragon was probably not even in the top 100 among the enemies he had encountered. Not to mention himself, even Captain America would be able to subdue him.
But even though he didn't care, Lasu and his companions, who already considered themselves to be Rango's younger brothers, were not happy about it.
Several people were pretending to be powerful and hitting the devil Xiaolong on the head, pointing at him and cursing, as if they were going to make him bleed if they disagreed with him.
Rango sighed helplessly. Anyway, whenever he went out, none of the guys he met, whether they were enemies or passers-by, had normal personalities.
Forget it, let’s get down to business first.
He looked around and found a large group of tourists gathered in the exhibition hall. He immediately coughed lightly and winked at Xiaoyu.
The little girl was very smart and immediately understood what Rango meant.
With a wicked smile, she opened the backpack behind her, took out a set of clothes and a foldable black leather suitcase, and then slid out the door on her calves.
Not long after, Xiaoyu, who had changed into a white robe and white headscarf, rushed in again with a suitcase in her hand, cursing!
At this moment, seeing Xiaoyu's outfit and her ambiguous Middle Eastern language, the tourists were a little nervous but not scared enough to run away, until...
"Bam—!"
Xiaoyu smashed the suitcase to the ground, then took out a lighter and pointed it at the thread on the clothes.
Seeing this scene, the American people who have rich life experience immediately panicked!
They had no time to visit the exhibits and all ran away screaming in panic.
"Hahaha, good job buddy."
Rango and Teddy looked at each other, shrugged playfully, and easily broke the glass counter and took away the paper fan.
The moment he touched the paper fan, Rango's heart was suddenly shocked.
He could clearly feel the majestic and surging demonic energy contained within the paper fan. It was like a sleeping toad waiting to be awakened.
Well, that’s right, it seems that Xiaofeng is a toad!
Judging from the magnitude of this demonic energy, Xiao Feng might not be as mysterious as the Holy Lord in terms of ability, but his strength is definitely extraordinary, and it is infinitely close to the level of a God King.
Rango felt an urge to immediately devour this magic power, but he suppressed the desire.
Uncle Long, Xiaoyu and the others are watching here, so let's wait until all the tokens are collected and then find a suitable opportunity to absorb them.
Anyway, what my father wants is just the token from the god. I don't know if I can fill up a tube of system progress by absorbing all this evil energy.
Thinking of this, Rango's lips curled up into a satisfied smile, and he gently waved the paper fan in his hand. On the surface, it was no different from any ordinary paper fan, light as a feather, and the pattern on the fan glowed faintly under the light.
An idea suddenly occurred to him, and he decided to test the true power of the paper fan.
The power of Lan Quan was mobilized, and a hidden energy flowed along his arm, finally gathering at his fingertips and lightly touching the paper fan.
At this moment, the paper fan seemed to be activated and vibrated suddenly. Then, a hurricane so strong that it could almost touch the depths of the soul suddenly broke out, bringing destructive power and raging out like a wild horse.
The hurricane was so fierce that it tore the surrounding walls into pieces, and dust and debris flew everywhere!
"Huh"
After Rango glanced at the people around him and found that they were not affected by the hurricane, he turned his attention to the fan again.
Who would have thought that this token of the god, after absorbing Xiao Feng's evil spirit, had evolved into a magical weapon that could control hurricanes!
Palm leaf fan?
"Hahaha, good stuff, really good stuff."
Rango put the paper fan on his waist with satisfaction, and suddenly, he felt a little troubled.
Judging from the effect of this paper fan, the other tokens of the gods may also be able to activate the superpowers of those demons. According to Dongfang, this is a complete magic weapon. Isn't it a waste to use it directly as nutrients for the system?
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Late one night a few days later, Beverly Hills in Los Angeles, this star-studded wealthy area was shrouded in a strange atmosphere.
In front of a huge manor, the gate was closed and the lights were bright inside the towering walls. Although there was no one in the courtyard, several faucets were always open, allowing clear water to flow freely, which looked both rich and absurd.
At this moment, several people were standing outside the gate, looking at the manor, especially Rango, who looked at the manor with a very puzzled look.
In the past few days, he has collected several tokens of the gods, such as flowers with the magic energy of the earth demon; gourds with the magic energy of the water demon; lotus bags with the magic energy of the moon demon;
Now the only thing missing is the divine token with the mountain demon Bogang and the lightning demon Zhongsu attached to it.
"Did we get the wrong place?"
Rango murmured to himself in confusion, then unfolded the ancient map given by his father again, and activated the sophisticated radar that could track demonic energy.
Everything was normal. The blue light spot on the radar screen clearly showed that the force representing the demonic energy was only a few hundred meters away from them, swaying up and down in front of them.
"It shouldn't be wrong, Rango." Uncle Long said with certainty: "Although Dad has a bad temper and many quirks, his ability to locate things is absolutely first-rate. The holy object containing the magic energy of Bogang must be hidden in this manor."
Rango nodded when he heard that, and his eyes fell on the house number beside the door. He couldn't help but laugh, "So, the Kardashians are the damn Bogang?"
(End of this chapter)
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