Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?
Chapter 363: Is it the drum or the butt that seals Bo Gang? !
Chapter 363: Is it the drum or the butt that seals Bo Gang? !
Compared to what Rango and the others saw outside, the villa was now very lively.
Today is "Girl Night" hosted by the Kardashian family, and those who come are all friends of the Kardashian family in the entertainment and modeling circles.
All of these women are well-known libertines in the circle, with hotter bodies than each other, big breasts and fat buttocks, as if they were a group of mares on hormones having a party.
The decoration inside the villa is extremely luxurious. The crystal chandelier hangs from the ceiling, shining brightly, reflecting on the marble floor. In the center of the living room is a huge leather sofa, which is piled with various luxurious cushions and blankets.
Sitting in the main seat were the five Kardashian sisters: Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner and Kris Jenner.
Kim Kardashian wore a tight silver sequined dress, showing off her curves, especially her iconic big butt, which was simply eye-catching; Khloe's figure was similar to Kim's, but she was taller; Kendall was the darling of the modeling industry, with a tall and slender figure; Kim's younger sister Kylie had the same figure as Kim and Khloe, and her breasts were even more magnificent; and Kris was the "big sister" of the family, with a strong aura.
In addition to the Kardashian sisters, there are also Justin Bieber's girlfriend Hailey Bieber, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos's fiancée Lauren Sanchez, and a large group of girls in the modeling industry.
But the most important person among them was Ivanka, the daughter of the President. She was wearing a golden long dress, sitting elegantly on the sofa, and having an intimate conversation with Kim Kardashian. It was obvious that the two were close friends.
In fact, there is no difference between women and men. When men get together, they like to talk about politics, sports or life, and women are no exception.
After talking about some luxury goods and reality shows, their topic gradually turned to men.
"I like being slapped." Kelly, the youngest sister of the Kim family, shared some of her unique habits with everyone a little embarrassedly.
As soon as she finished speaking, the other women started laughing, but no one criticized her. Instead, they started playing the game of "just listening, not criticizing."
"Wow, girl~ My taste is the same as yours~"
"Hahaha, you filthy bitch, but I have to say, it does feel pretty good."
"I like the Daddy type, preferably with a beard, like Negan in The Walking Dead." A girl in the modeling industry said with a smile, causing the other women to nod.
The women chatted with each other and the atmosphere became more and more heated.
At this time, in the courtyard outside the hall, Rango and his friends were hiding behind a bush.
Xiaoyu has successfully connected to the surveillance system in the house, and the images in the hall are being played on her laptop.
Everyone was immersed in this rare boudoir secret. After all, this was celebrity gossip. Even a guy like Rango, who was powerful enough to be the captain of the Earth, couldn't help but eavesdrop with relish, and from time to time he had meaningful eye contact with Teddy.
Uncle Long and Xiaoyu focused on the surveillance footage, trying to find a relic of the gods among the crowd that might be hiding the evil spirit of Bo Gang.
Bogang is a mountain demon, the god who conquered her is Zhang Guolao, and the token of the immortal god is a drum. But after watching for a long time, they didn't see even the shadow of a drum in the surveillance picture.
"It seems that if we want to find the drum, we have to go into the house ourselves." Uncle Long said with a frown.
Xiaoyu nodded in agreement and whispered, "But there are so many people in there, how can we get in? Should we do something in the ventilation duct to knock out everyone inside?"
"Uh, isn't that a bit immoral?"
"Look at what they talk about. Do you think they care about these things?" Xiaoyu asked back.
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Uncle Long was speechless for a moment.
Just as he was hesitating, Teddy suddenly raised his hands excitedly: "I have an idea!"
He pointed to the screen on his laptop, where Kim Kardashian was calling to book a gigolo service.
Teddy winked at Rango and said, "Look, this is our chance. Rango, why don't you disguise yourself as a male dancer and sneak in? And while performing, look for the token of God, right?"
"What?!" Rango was shocked when he heard this.
Although he is usually lustful and unruly, he is still a superhero who has saved the world many times. Teddy's idea of asking him to be a gigolo? This is ridiculous!
Rango refused without hesitation: "Who do you think I am? Can't you just use super speed to knock them all out and then slowly find them? Why bother with so much trouble?"
But before Teddy could persuade her again, Xiaoyu smiled and reminded him, "Don't forget, the token of the god will sense danger and take the opportunity to escape. We encountered this situation when we were looking for the gourd that sealed the evil spirit of the water demon. So, if you take action directly, the drum may escape."
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Well, Rango thought about it, and when he was looking for the broken gourd two days ago, it seemed that the thing was really controlled by the evil spirit.
When their two followers Lasu saw that their boss looked troubled, they hurried forward to help, but were rudely rebuked by Teddy and Xiaoyu.
"Could you please look in the mirror? With your ugly looks, people will probably call the police as soon as you walk in the door!" Xiaoyu said mercilessly.
Seeing this, Uncle Long suppressed his smile and patted Rango on the shoulder, signaling him to make a sacrifice.
Rango looked at Uncle Long's gloating expression, raised his eyebrows, and said, "It's okay for me to go, but Kardashian was talking about two male dancers on the phone, so..."
Uncle Long was stunned when he heard this, then he widened his eyes, shook his head and shouted:
"NO!!!"
A few minutes later, the doorbell in the hall rang suddenly.
These women who have worked hard in the entertainment industry immediately screamed excitedly. The younger sister of the Jin family couldn't wait to jump up from the sofa, opened the door and looked out, and immediately opened her mouth in surprise.
"O~M~G!!!"
Outside the door, Rango and Uncle Long stood side by side.
Rango was wearing a tight black leather jacket that perfectly outlined his muscular body. He had deep facial features and his eyes revealed a domineering look.
Uncle Long was wearing a simple blue short-sleeved shirt. Although he was a little older, he still exuded the unique charm of a mature man.
"Thank you for the generous gift, it's Jackie Chan!!" The women in the room shouted excitedly when they saw Uncle Long.
But Uncle Long hurriedly waved his hands in panic and denied: "No, no, no! I just look a bit like you!"
The women came around with evil smiles, some even hooked Uncle Long's chin and teased, "I heard that men with big noses also have big other parts..." As she spoke, the woman's eyes began to move downwards.
Uncle Long was a little overwhelmed and quickly pulled out Rango as a shield: "This is our club's top star - Rango! You will definitely like him."
The women's eyes then turned to Rango, and the next second, all of their eyes lit up.
This man not only looks and figures much better than Uncle Long, he also has the aura of a superior, which makes people feel moved at first sight.
When Rango saw Uncle Long's pleading look, he sighed secretly and decided to give it a try.
He grabbed the collar suddenly and with a "hiss", tore the coat along with the shirt and vest inside into pieces!
Then, he hooked his fingers at the women, twisted his waist, showed off his sculpted upper body muscles, and shouted, "What are you waiting for, let's have fun, My Bitch!!!"
After saying that, he walked forward and got close to the women one by one, twisting his waist from time to time, as graceful as a snake. The hall was suddenly in an uproar, and all the women laughed and screamed excitedly, throwing US dollars in their hands at Rango, and some even boldly stuffed the bills into his belt. Taking advantage of the opportunity when everyone was attracted by Rango, Uncle Long pretended to go to the bathroom, took the opportunity to slip in, and began to look for the drum that sealed the Bo Gang magic energy.
Teddy, Xiaoyu and others stood outside, staring at the surveillance screen, in disbelief at Rango's performance.
Xiaoyu's eyes widened and she asked in shock, "Has Rango really never been a gigolo before? My God, the way he rips clothes off and the way he dances are even more professional than Channing Tatum in Magic Mike!"
Teddy shook his head and said incredulously, "I'm sure he didn't have that before, but now it seems that this guy must have been playing hard to get. He wants to go in and be a gigolo more than anyone else!"
After that, Teddy suddenly looked at Xiaoyu and asked in confusion: "Wait, how old are you this year? You have even watched "Magic Mike"? "
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At this time, the atmosphere in the hall had reached a boiling point under the leadership of Rango.
The little demon dragon, who was tied around his waist and had been knocked unconscious many times before, was finally awakened by the noisy sound.
"……what's going on?"
Xiaolong looked around in confusion and found that he was surrounded.
He looked more closely and was horrified to find that almost everything around him was like this.
Before Xiaolong could figure out what was going on, a woman with flaming red lips squatted down, nodded his head in surprise and said, "Pet, haha." Then she winked at Rango, "Hey, Rango, do you know what I want to do to you now?"
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Facing this abyss, Xiaolong shouted in horror: "No! No! Rango, save me!"
Rango was also stunned. She is worthy of being the NBA female killer who can defend Odom, Harden and the Eight Wise Kings alone. Her style is too scary!
He quickly stepped back a few steps, and when he was out of danger, the demon dragon asked with lingering fear: "Rango, what are you doing?"
"What else could it be? Of course, it's to find a token from the gods!"
The devil Xiaolong was speechless: "Can't you just kill all these women? Why do you have to make it so complicated?"
"Nonsense, you think I don't want to!"
At this time, Rango was also a little anxious.
Why hasn’t Uncle Long found the drum that seals Bo Gang’s evil spirit after searching for so long?
He glanced at the little demon dragon that was wrapped around his waist, sticking out its tongue and scaring women everywhere. After thinking for a while, he decided to ask the boy if he had any way to find the divine token that sealed Bo Gang.
"If you can find it, I will help you restore your original form; if you can't, I will leave you to these hungry guys." Rango said coldly.
When Xiaolong heard this, he felt even more upset.
Not only was he turned into a snake, but he also spent most of the time in a coma. He hated Rango so much that if he had a choice, he would rather die than help Rango.
But looking around, the scorching gazes of the women made Xiaolong tremble involuntarily. He closed his eyes helplessly and began to look for clues with his natural ability to perceive demonic energy as the son of the Holy Lord.
Not long after, he suddenly opened his eyes and pointed to a location in front of him.
Rango looked in the direction he pointed, but couldn't help cursing, "It's a drum, not a butt! You're pointing in the wrong place!"
This guy was pointing at Kim Kardashian's butt!
But Xiaolong shouted emphatically: "Bo Gang's evil spirit has escaped from the drum. Because it has no body to rely on, it can only possess Kim Kardashian's butt. Otherwise, how could this woman's butt be so big?"
"what?"
Rango was stunned by his words. Although it sounded incredible, it seemed to make some sense when he thought about it carefully.
Can an ordinary person's butt look like this?
Obviously not!
Maybe it's really the evil spirit of Bo Gang that's causing trouble...
"Since the leather drum, the token of the god, is gone, how can we get the evil spirit out of the butt?" Rango asked curiously.
Xiaolong was also in a dilemma: "If it was a leather drum, a few hits would be enough to force the evil spirit out. But this is a butt, I don't know what to do. Maybe I have to hit it a few more times to get it out. Well... maybe even hitting it won't work! "
After hearing his words, Rango couldn't help but curse in his heart. It was the first time he heard of this method of extracting demonic energy.
Got to hit?
How should he hit it?
At this time, Uncle Long's voice came through the tiny earphones in Rango's ears: "I have turned this place upside down, but I can't find the enchanted leather drum."
Ok
Rango had no choice but to pretend to casually move his feet and came to Kim Kardashian, who was lying on the sofa, biting a juice straw and looking at him.
He got close to the second sister of the Kim family and directly performed the classic hip-lifting move that MJ performed in the "Billie Jean" MV.
"Billie Jean is not my lover~~~She's just a girl~Who claims that I am the one~~"
After countless times of strengthening, Rango's body is now comparable to that of a god-king. The giant god's body trembles rapidly, and the extremely fast amplitude instantly stunned Kim Kardashian!
Rango took the opportunity to turn her body around so that her back was facing him. Looking at her unnatural and powerful buttocks,
"Bang bang bang bang bang bang-!"
It was as if a machine gun burst into fire in the hall. The eyes of many women were stunned for a moment, staring at the scene in disbelief.
But who is Kim Kardashian?
This is a famous promiscuous woman in the United States.
Faced with Rango's sudden impact, she did not give in easily. Instead, she turned back in a provocative manner and hooked her finger at Rango.
Seeing this, Rango snorted coldly and activated the rabbit spell!
The girls' eyes blurred, and before they could react, a sound like a balloon being punctured suddenly rang out.
Jinka's originally plump buttocks suddenly deflated like a punctured ball!
A black demonic energy roared and tried to pounce on Rango, but before it reached him, it was grabbed by Rango's palm that was shining with blue light and was sucked into his palm.
Looking at the bewildered women around him and Kim Kardashian who had fainted, Rango coughed awkwardly and left the scene without looking back.
As soon as he stepped out of the door, Uncle Long and others came to meet him. They were holding back their laughter and looking at Rango with a bit of teasing in their eyes.
Rango cursed speechlessly: "I am doing all this for you! How dare you laugh at me!"
Afterwards, he deliberately ignored these guys, took out the map and checked the location of the last divine token that sealed the evil spirit of the Thunder Demon.
When he saw the location, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly - it turned out to be the mysterious island!
That old fellow Dionysus actually dared to deceive me before, this time I must make him pay back with interest!
While he was looking at the map intently, Teddy and Xiaoyu looked at each other, quietly took out the USB flash drive from the notebook and hid it in their pockets.
This may be the most valuable party videotape in the world!
Well, if I'm short of money in the future, I can sell it and it should bring me a lot of money.
(End of this chapter)
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