Peach luck country ruffian

0492 chapter with cucumber

This combination is really a bit strange, although there are two men and two women, and the man is handsome and handsome, and the woman is beautiful, but it makes people feel that something is wrong!

The reason why they felt this way was because Liao Qin and Jing Jing never took the initiative to speak a word with Teacher He, but they had a very happy chat with Lin Fan.

And Mr. He interrupted from time to time, and what he said was not funny, but he just couldn't resonate with the two girls. He just nodded his head lightly, or made a little sound from his nostrils to show that he heard it, that's all.

What I have to admire is that Mr. He knew that he was not welcome, but he just didn't leave voluntarily, but walked with the three of them until he entered the market, and finally let the crowded flow of people squeeze away, which made him This combination "disbands".

"I really hate it!" Liao Qin was relieved when he saw that tail was finally shaken off, and said a little unhappy.

"Hehe, just ignore him, this kind of person is not worthy of your anger." Lin Fan smiled.

"Yes, just treat him as farting all the time!" Jing Jing said in a low voice.

Teacher He was very helpless. He originally wanted to take advantage of the large number of people to make some money, but what he didn't expect was that he was pushed away for no reason, and he couldn't get together with them at all. This was too disappointing.

He was a little strange, with his own strength, could it be that he was not as good as Liao Qin? Why could she follow Lin Fan closely, but he would be pushed away by others?

Of course he didn't know, this was Lin Fan's fault, with Lin Fan's strength, it's not easy to do something?

Teacher He naturally didn't understand this truth. He said he was out to buy vegetables, but in fact he didn't know how to cook at all, so naturally he didn't really come to buy vegetables.

He couldn't see the three of them for a while, turned his eyes, found a high place to stand on, and sure enough, he saw Lin Fan and the three of them. She would rather post it to Lin Fan than me, how cheap!

The more he thought about it, the more angry he stomped his feet, but he didn't expect his feet to be weak, and the whole person fell down, and then let out a shocking cry: "Help!"

It turned out that the place where he was standing just now was a fish stall, and there were pots of...loach under his feet!He didn't notice this situation, and when he stomped his foot, the other foot slipped, and he fell into the basin, and the loaches immediately burrowed into him!

At this moment, he was so frightened that he almost lost his wits. These disgusting things burrowed into his body one by one. The slippery feeling made him very uncomfortable, and he even screamed in fear.

The power of this cry was so powerful that everyone in the market looked over, and the three of Lin Fan also heard the cry, and said quietly, a little strangely: "Hey, why is this voice so familiar, it seems to be someone ...That's right, it's him!"

"Stinky boy, why did you jump into my fish basin and scare away my loach, you lose money quickly!" The aunt who sold the fish saw the loach running and jumping in her basin. They were all gone, and he yelled angrily, picked up Teacher He's collar, and lifted him up.

Teacher He also weighed more than 100 catties, but the aunt's strength is really not limited. She even lifted him up with one hand. This scene immediately made the audience burst into laughter.

Teacher He was ashamed and angry, and struggled in the air: "You shrew, put me down quickly!"

"It's a good idea, you pay me quickly, or I'll call the police!" The aunt was willing to let go, and shouted.

Mr. He felt aggrieved, it was unlucky enough that he couldn't pick up girls, but he didn't expect to get into such a mess, it was simply unlucky to the extreme!

"Why don't I pay you, let me down!" He yelled while struggling, and the loach on his body was shaken out one by one by him, and fell into the basin again.

Hearing that he was willing to lose money, the aunt finally let go. With a "plop", Teacher He fell into the basin again, and he was so scared that he stopped and shouted again: "Help, there are so many snakes!"

"Haha...you are really less courageous than a mouse, are you still a man?" The onlookers burst out laughing again, this man is so tall, no one really can't praise his courage.

"What a fool!" In the distance, the three of Lin Fan also looked at this scene, and immediately let out disdainful voices, then ignored him and started shopping for vegetables.

As for how Teacher He compensated later, it has nothing to do with them.

"Start cooking, you two watch TV outside obediently, don't make trouble inside!" After returning home, Lin Fan put the dishes in the kitchen, and said to the two girls who followed curiously.

"No, I just want to learn, can't I?" Liao Qin let out a whine, which made Lin Fan's heart tingle. Is this still the pure teacher Liao?

"He also wants to learn, my husband, why don't you just call us, um..." An Jing imitated the example, and made a voice that was more sweet than Liao Qin.

"You two...well, I'm afraid of you, so just learn, and I don't need to cook every meal in the future, hehe!" Lin Fan said with a smirk.

"Then what should we do?" As soon as they heard that he agreed, both of them became excited and asked immediately.

"If you want to learn how to cook, you must first learn how to wash and cut vegetables. Otherwise, no matter how delicious you cook, you will still be disqualified if you don't look good!" Lin Fan said formally.

"Yeah, let's learn how to wash vegetables first!" Liao Qin and the two nodded immediately.

"You guys call it washing vegetables?" Lin Fan couldn't laugh or cry when he saw the actions of the two of them. These two were really geniuses. According to their washing methods, he probably couldn't swallow them.

"You don't teach me. This is the first time for us, and we have never washed before." Liao Qin said a little aggrieved.

"Well, your first time is reserved for me, hehe!" Lin Fan smirked.

"Little satyr!"

"Little bastard!"

The two suddenly uttered a word of coquettish anger, their faces turned red, and they raised their hands to hit him.

"Hey, did I say it right? Don't you dare to say that it's not for me the first time?" Lin Fan said with a smirk while avoiding them.

"I won't leave it to you, Qinqin and I will break each other tonight, use cucumbers!" Quiet said surprisingly.

"Uh...you can use it yourself, I don't want it!" Liao Qin said with a blushing face but refused to cooperate with her.

"Qinqin's wife is the best, I love you so much!" Lin Fan hugged her into his arms, kissed her, and said with a smile.

"As for An Jing's wife, I've made up my mind, and I'll accept you at night, so as not to save the cucumber!" Lin Fanxie said with a smile.

"Tch, you have a good idea, but I won't let you in at night!" Jing Jing said with a smile.

"Don't you know, your husband, I know spells? Let alone a small door, I can pass through even a city wall, hehe!" Lin Fanxie laughed.

"Tch, I think your face is as thick as a city wall. As for passing through the wall, don't brag about it, hee hee!" An Jing said with a bragging expression on her face.

"It's unreasonable. If you dare to say that my husband has a thick skin, you will die tonight!" Lin Fan said aggressively.

"Okay, are you two finished? What time is it, and you're still arguing here, really!" Liao Qin raised his face and said.

"Uh, beauty Qinqin is jealous, husband, are you afraid?" Jing An set the flames of war on Liao Qin.

"I'm afraid, what if she won't let me go to bed in the future? Come on, come on, Mrs. Qinqin, I'll teach you!" Lin Fan shrank his head and hurriedly courted her.

"Dead face! Take your hand away, you are a pervert!" Liao Qin slapped off his thief who wanted to take advantage of him, and shouted.

"Hey, get used to movements, get used to movements!" Lin Fan said awkwardly.

"You, I'm so pissed off by you, and you're still used to making moves. It seems that those sisters let you take a lot of money every day, right?" Liao Qin gave him a charming look, and said.

"This, actually, not much!" Lin Fan said hesitantly.

"Not many, I think it's no less than ten times a day, pervert!" Liao Qin said angrily.

"Hey!" Lin Fan couldn't answer, so he could only laugh dryly.

In fact, Liao Qin also knew that this little villain was like this, and it was useless to say anything else, and he could only lament his own fate.

Lin Fan stopped joking, and taught the two of them earnestly, and the second daughter also studied earnestly. With their talents, they thought it would be easy to learn, but what made them embarrassed was that they were asked to do it just to wash the vegetables. After studying for a long time, I finally washed it clean, and it wouldn't make the dish rotten.

After learning how to wash vegetables, it's time to chop vegetables. This is the real test of kung fu. The two of them have never cooked before, so asking them to chop vegetables is really embarrassing for Lin Fan. This teacher has worked really hard.

"Ouch!" With a scream, Lin Fan saw that Liao Qin accidentally cut his hand, and blood was flowing from his finger.

Lin Fan quickly took her hand over, squeezed it lightly, and the bleeding stopped. He asked with a bit of heartache, "Qinqin wife, does it hurt?"

"It hurt so much just now, but it's much better now!" Liao Qin almost burst into tears, but she still forced herself to hold back, but the tears were rolling in her eyes, and Lin Fan couldn't bear to watch them.

When has this delicate girl tried to suffer like this? "Let me help you treat it. Although the blood is not bleeding now, if it is not cured, it will still hurt for a while."

As Lin Fan said, he put her hand into... his mouth, and started to suck it lightly.

"Honey, you took advantage of him again!" Liao Qin blushed and said angrily.

Lin Fan ignored it, sucked it carefully for a while, then let go of his mouth, and said, "Honey, you have wronged me! Let me tell you, in fact, human saliva has many functions, and this saliva is actually very effective in healing wounds." It's effective, feel it, isn't the pain gone now?"

"Hey, it really doesn't hurt anymore! Husband, I was wrong to blame you, I'm sorry!" Liao Qin said softly.

"Okay, wait for me, otherwise this meal will probably last until late at night!" Lin Fan let go of her hand and said.