My chat group is full of female losers

Chapter 309 Disastrous Failure
Si Ren stormed out, cursing and swearing, her shrill voice echoing down the corridor.

"Damn pig of a man! Don't think that just because you can talk a few words, I can't do anything to you! Just you wait! I'll get someone to come and teach you a lesson!"

She ran wildly, her figure flashing past the corner.

After she walked away, Su Wanqing quietly peeked out from behind a pillar, looking in the direction where Asheng was, and raised her eyebrows slightly.

"Interesting." She muttered to herself, then opened the chat group and messaged Changhong privately: "Senior Changhong, I have something very important to tell you..."

Meanwhile, Si Ren angrily walked through the palace, his mind filled with thoughts of revenge.

As soon as she left the vicinity of the East Warm Pavilion, she immediately opened the chat group, intending to gather people to tear that eyesore of a guard to pieces.

However, Si Ren's current disguise is that of a palace maid, and it is highly suspicious for an ordinary palace maid to be running around at this critical juncture.

Before she could speak, a patrolling eunuch spotted her. Seeing her hurried demeanor and angry expression, he frowned and stepped forward to question her: "Which palace are you from? What are you doing here? Why are you in such a panic? What happened?"

Si Ren was already furious, and seeing this, she became even more enraged. She pointed her gun at him and shouted, "Which palace I belong to is none of your business, you castrated pig! Get out of my way!"

The eunuch was stunned by the scolding and was about to retaliate when he saw a flash of female protagonist aura behind Si Ren. He felt a surge of evil fire rush to his head, his vision went black, and he couldn't utter a word. He fell straight down, foaming at the mouth, and died on the spot.

"Hmph, you blind fool." Si Ren spat out disdainfully.

But the commotion alerted others nearby, and several figures were rushing over.

Si Ren cursed irritably, not bothering to check if the eunuch was alive or dead, and turned to leave quickly.

After running around for a while, she finally found a hiding place behind the rockery in the Imperial Garden.

After confirming that no one was around, she eagerly opened the chat group and said, "All of you, get out here! There's a lecherous man guarding the entrance to the East Warm Pavilion. Go over there now and kill him for me!"

Consort Li and others immediately appeared.

Consort Li: "What happened? Weren't you going to kill the Emperor? Why are you suddenly ordering us to kill a guard?"

Consort Wan: "Yes, and with your abilities, dealing with a gatekeeper would be a piece of cake, wouldn't it? Why do we have to do it?"

"Why all the nonsense?!" Si Ren naturally couldn't admit that she had lost the verbal battle. Not only had she failed to anger A Sheng, but she had also infuriated him. So, she ordered in a very irritable tone, "I told you to go, so go! Why are you asking so many questions? Hurry up and get to work!"

None of the imperial concubines replied, clearly hesitant.

Just then, Su Wanqing spoke up, her tone calm and firm: "No."

Si Ren was taken aback for a moment, then flew into a rage, his tone icy: "What did you say? Say it again."

Su Wanqing said without fear, "I said no! Si Ren, have you forgotten the plan devised by Minister Fei Wu? Our goal is to lure out the group leader by killing the emperor. To achieve this, we must conceal our true intentions and make our assassination appear as if it were to complete our respective storylines, so as not to alarm the group leader."

"So even back when Xiao Jiu was here, we were assisting him in secret, trying our best not to expose ourselves. But now, you want us to openly kill the emperor's personal guard in a high-profile setting like the Spring Banquet? How can that be?"

Si Ren let out a cold laugh: "Ha, come on. After all this fuss, what are you still hiding? You idiot, do you think the group owner is as stupid as you? He should have figured out our intentions long ago!"

Su Wanqing immediately retorted, "If that's the case, then there's even less reason for us to help you, since the plan has already failed anyway."

"You..." Si Ren was speechless, and in her anger and embarrassment, she said fiercely, "I don't care about any of your stuff! I'm just asking you, are you going or not?!"

Su Wanqing repeated, "I'm not going."

"Have you thought this through?" Si Ren's tone was full of threat. "Are you going to disobey my orders?"

"Compared to your orders," Su Wanqing's tone remained calm, "Minister Fei Wu's orders are more important. If you want to go, go yourself. We not only have no objections, but we also wish you a safe journey. We just hope that this time you won't be so easily angered by a fool's few words and run away in a panic; that would be too embarrassing."

This statement immediately sparked a flurry of discussion in the group, with everyone stunned by the astonishing news.

"What? He ran away because of that idiot?"

Is what Su Wanqing said true?

"That's why you need us to take action?"

Si Ren's face turned pale and then red, as if all the blood in her body had rushed to her head. She completely tore off her mask and stopped pretending. She roared in the group chat, "Su Wanqing, you're asking for death! I can't deal with that pig-man emperor, but do you think I can't deal with you? You don't think that just because we're all strong female leads, we'll be on the same page and immune to my abilities, do you?"

Su Wanqing: "Of course I didn't think that way. But if I just hide and don't see you, your abilities will be useless, right?"

Si Ren scoffed, "You think you can hide forever?"

Just then, Changhong suddenly appeared in the group and sent a message: "Why not?"

Su Wanqing immediately spoke up: "Senior Changhong, you've arrived."

Upon seeing this, Si Ren burst into a tirade: "Chang Hong! What's it to you? Mind your own business!"

Chang Hong replied calmly, "They're all leading ladies, so how can it not be my business?"

Si Ren stared at the reply, momentarily stunned, then seemed to understand something, letting out a series of cold laughs: "I get it, so that's how it is. So, you two have teamed up to stop me from capturing the group leader, huh? Useless! Let me tell you, it's useless! This task is still in my hands! As long as I capture the group leader before you arrive, you won't get any credit! Fine, don't help then. Do you really think I can't do without you bunch of useless trash? I'll go alone right now and kill that pig-headed emperor!"

Chang Hong replied casually with four words: "I wish you all the best."

Si Ren forcefully closed the chat group. Her chest heaved violently as she grew angrier. Finally, she kicked the artificial hill, causing the rocks to rustle.

"Su Wanqing! Changhong! You bunch of lowly servants! How dare you gang up on me!" She gritted her teeth, her eyes filled with resentment.

Being publicly humiliated by a foolish guard, and now being mocked and betrayed by her companion, this double humiliation drove her to the brink of madness.

"You won't help, huh? You think I'm no good, huh? Fine! Very well!" Si Ren laughed angrily. "Today I'll show you just how wrong you are!"

She couldn't wait to kill Asheng, save face, and trample Su Wanqing and the others underfoot!
She quickly walked out from behind the artificial hill, first going to the banquet hall, where she found Xiao Cui hiding in a corner.

"Come here!" she whispered.

Xiao Cui approached cautiously.

Si Ren grabbed her arm and dragged her along, heading towards the East Warm Pavilion once again.

Upon reaching the outside of the warm pavilion, they saw the guard named Asheng still standing there dumbfounded, but the people who had been attracted by the commotion earlier were nowhere to be seen.

Si Ren was secretly pleased, feeling that this would save him a lot of trouble.

Then she pulled a dagger from her bosom, shoved it into Xiao Cui's hand, and commanded, "Go, kill him!"

Xiao Cui was stunned, then pointed at herself and said, "Me?"

“Yes, it’s you!” Si Ren said.

Xiao Cui looked at the knife in her hand, then at the burly A Sheng in front of her, and shook her head repeatedly, saying, "I...I can't do it!"

"No, you can do it!" Si Ren started instilling her theories again. "Have you forgotten what I taught you? The power of us women far exceeds the imagination of those pig men! You've just been disciplined by men for too long, blinding you! This is a test, a trial to truly awaken you! Go! Prove it to me!" Xiao Cui, who had been completely brainwashed, changed her expression slightly after hearing these words. After hesitating for a moment, she actually walked tremblingly toward A Sheng.

When Asheng saw her coming over, he asked with a puzzled look, "What do you want?"

Xiao Cui steeled herself, closed her eyes, let out a scream, and stabbed the dagger haphazardly!

With a crisp clang, the tip of the dagger struck the armor of the Imperial Guard, leaving not even a mark.

Asheng's expression turned serious. He shoved Xiaocui aside and shouted angrily, "What are you doing!"

However, at that moment, Si Ren rushed forward with a dagger in hand, showing no reaction to Xiao Cui's defeat. After all, she had never expected Xiao Cui to be able to hurt the other party from the beginning; her only purpose was to use Xiao Cui to attract A Sheng's attention, so as to create an opportunity for her to launch a sneak attack.

And now Xiao Cui has perfectly completed this task.

--It's now!
With a roar in his heart, Si Ren rushed to A Sheng's side.

Although she could only launch a sneak attack from the front due to the terrain, she didn't care at all.

She firmly believed that her superior physique as a woman was enough to make up for this weakness, and that she could kill her opponent with a single blow before he could even react!
"Die! You inferior creation of the male path!"

Si Ren let out a sharp shriek, and the dagger in his hand transformed into a cold light, piercing straight for A Sheng's heart! Si Ren felt that this strike was so perfect, the power rising effortlessly from the toes of his foot that pushed off the ground, passing through his taut waist and abdomen, and finally surging into the arm holding the knife!
She was completely absorbed in it.

—This is the power passed down from our ancestors in the matriarchal society, who could easily grow to three or four zhang tall. It is a power that can only be obtained by eating enough meat, eggs, and milk. It is a power that only a female protagonist deserves to possess. It is a power that a useless man like a pig who can't even grow to five chi can never reach!
She could almost see Ah Sheng's heart being easily pierced by her ancestral power, and him collapsing like a lump of mud!
However, Ah Sheng showed no fear on his bewildered face in the face of this attack. He didn't even dodge; he simply stretched out his large, fan-like hand and swung it forcefully.

Then, as if swatting a fly, he swatted the dagger out of Si Ren's hand.

"Huh?!" Si Renyi was stunned, his face full of disbelief.

Before she could react, Asheng reached out and grabbed her wrist.

Si Ren felt as if her wrist was being clamped tightly by a giant iron clamp! She struggled with all her might, but found that her arm wouldn't budge. The strength of her ancestral power, which she was so proud of, seemed to have no effect whatsoever.

"This...this is impossible!" she screamed. "How could a cripple like you, barely five feet tall, possibly be stronger than me!"

Ah Sheng, his face contorted with rage, exclaimed, "Why did you stab me with this thing? Huh? What have I ever done to you? I, Ah Sheng, am living a happy life, and I don't want to die! Why are you trying to kill me?! I'm furious!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Asheng suddenly exerted force with his palm.

Click!

The crisp sound of bones shattering rang out immediately, and the intense pain caused Si Ren to scream in agony, cold sweat instantly beading on his forehead.

Before she could react, Asheng lifted her up again and slammed her to the ground like a tattered sack!
Boom!
The violent impact made Si Ren's vision go black, and her bones felt like they were shattered. She struggled to get up, still cursing, "You damned castrated pig! Let me go! You inferior pig, how dare you..."

Asheng got even angrier and shouted, "I, Asheng, am not a pig! The oil on my face means I have radiance!"

Asheng suddenly straddled her and started punching her repeatedly.

"Kneel down and apologize to me, do you hear me?!"

Boom!Boom!Boom!
At first, Si Ren resisted fiercely, scratching with her other intact hand and kicking with her feet. But her strength seemed so insignificant in front of A Sheng. She was quickly beaten black and blue, her whole body aching.

Then she started cursing loudly again.

"Stop! You pig! How dare you hit me! You're going against all the leading ladies!"

"Let go of me! You uncivilized castrated pig! What can you do besides swing your filthy fists?!"

"Just wait! Once we completely overthrow your filthy hellish world, we will tear you to pieces!"

But no matter how much she cursed, Asheng didn't die of anger like the others; he just kept throwing punches harder and harder.

Unable to win a fight or a verbal battle, the arrogant and conceited Si Ren, who had always been invincible, was encountering this situation for the first time. Fear now appeared on her usually domineering face.

"Ouch! It hurts! Stop hitting me! I..."

She began to beg for mercy stiffly.

But Asheng couldn't understand this vague surrender, and his fists showed no sign of stopping.

"Stop hitting me! I said stop hitting me!"

"Let's calm down and discuss this properly."

……

Finally, seeing Ah Sheng muttering all sorts of nonsense while constantly throwing punches as if he hadn't heard her at all, Si Ren completely broke down.

"Waaaaah... Stop hitting me... Please stop hitting me... I was wrong... I'll never do it again..."

Si Ren let out a heart-wrenching cry, her face covered in tears and snot.

Seeing her face covered in tears, Ah Sheng finally stopped resisting and stopped hitting her.

He stood up, looked down at Si Ren, and said earnestly, "What you're doing is wrong! Do you understand?"

"I understand, I understand..." Si Ren replied softly.

"Good that you know. Now get out of here, do you hear me?"

"I know, I know……"

Si Ren was still curled up on the ground, holding his head, as if he hadn't reacted yet.

Xiao Cui, dragging her stiff legs, came to Si Ren and helped her up.

With tears streaming down his face, Si Ren, supported by Xiao Cui, limped away, sobbing as he went.

Inside the East Warm Pavilion.

Chu Lu stared at the correction value on the chat group interface, which had jumped from sixty to seventy points, his face full of confusion.

An increase in the correction value means the storyline has come to a close. In other words, Si Ren has completely given up on assassinating him.

This is really... so strange.

He was still pondering how to proceed. After all, he couldn't keep Asheng by his side the whole time at the Spring Festival banquet; there would always be oversights.

Surprisingly, it solved the problem itself.
Chu Lu couldn't help but think to himself, "I thought she had come back specifically to deal with this. But she just came to get beaten up and even broke down. What was she thinking?"

(End of this chapter)