Evolution Paradise, are you the disaster?

Chapter 586 A Realm of Vibrant Life and Flourishing Life, "Meme" Makes its Appearance

"Hiss! This is the 'Tier 15 Test Grounds - Unofficial History Headquarters'?"

"It truly is a scene of vibrant life, where everything flourishes and thrives!"

Due to the collateral effects of the "True Infinite Calamity" bet, everyone knows how interpersonal relationships "Paradise Player Silver Star (Aleister)" are; nobody wants to play with a walking vortex of calamity.

The reason is simple: players with weaker constitutions are more likely to be killed by the indiscriminate AOE of "Ragnarok" triggered by "True Infinite Zed" while playing against Aleister.

So the lonely Aleister came alone to the "15th-level test field - Unofficial History Headquarters".

His personality wouldn't lead him to entertain himself by bringing low-level henchmen, lackeys, or employees to high-level games to fill the gaps.

Trying to appear more important than you are will not only fail to make you look like someone with an intellectual disability, but will also make you look as foolish as someone with a mental disability.

Even if you come alone, you still need to take necessary precautions.

Aleister plagiarized Meng Yi's "Sewage Pit Armor Combination Technology" and created countless "38th Paradise Chronicle: Violation Series: Order of Catastrophe" to wear on his body.

It's better to be safe than sorry. What if you pretend to be weak and get killed by a random "Great Luo" passing by?
Rather than doing that, it's better to reveal your hand in advance.

Anyone who dares to bully Aleister in the 38th Paradise Era should first consider whether they can reason with this hot-tempered guy, "True Infinite Calamity".

Even someone as powerful as "Master of Fate" received the response "True Infinite Calamity" when he paid homage to him: "You dare to challenge me?" The rest can be imagined.

Through the "Evolution Paradise - Automatic Operation Mechanism", Laoya in his "Dung Armor Combined" form arrived at the non-public area of ​​the "15th-Tier Test Ground - Wild History Headquarters".

Aleister was deeply impressed, as he looked around at the incredible scene of "narrative layers" being repeatedly piled up and interwoven.

"The Side of the Meme: Kun Nian Trainee" battles "Demon Clan Club: Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord".

The king commands the arrival of Chicken Bro, and the giant eyes of "Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord - Derivative" burst one after another like bubble wrap, endlessly cycling in a vortex of life and death.

"Mythical Great Luo - Version T0" is about to collapse. Relying on the forces developed by "All Heavens Players - Twisted Phenomenon", it tries to save itself and turns its attention to "Version T0".

Among them, "Wishful Thinking Co., Ltd." is the most outrageous.

Pu Xin Nu wishes to travel back to the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, to see dashing and handsome men, and to experience the wonderful life of a leading lady.
Simple and guaranteed to satisfy! Its main selling point is 'always responsive'.

The first second after I traveled back in time, I was quite happy to find myself 'soaking in a hot spring'. I was a little shy because I was surrounded by handsome men. But the next second, I was served half-cooked on the table.

The female lead is all about status and treatment, and her meals are always top-notch.

There are even more bizarre "narrative test fields," such as time travel to the derivative of "The Struggle for Civilization in the Qing Dynasty," deeply involved in the struggle for the throne among the nine princes, causing trouble for Emperor Yongzheng, and a warrior who falls in love with Emperor Qianlong.

The drunken female time traveler recited a poem: "A flock of wild geese flies south, eight wild boars enter the pass!"

Faced with the exam question, "How to tell if it's a wolf or a dog," these women confidently declared:

“Look at their expressions: if Nur grits his teeth, he's a wolf; if Nur hisses, he's a dog. Look at their tails: if they wag slowly, they're a wolf; if they wag too fast, they're a dog.”
Judging by leftover food, if the chaff is thick, it's a wolf; if the chaff is thin, it's a dog. Judging by swimming style, if it swims crookedly, it's a wolf; if it swims straight, it's a dog.

Look at the forehead: a concave back indicates a wolf, a convex front indicates a dog; look at the intimacy: genuine intimacy indicates a wolf, feigned intimacy indicates a dog.
Look at the rice: leftover rice is a wolf, gleaming rice is a dog; look at the mouth: carrying soil is a wolf, carrying wind is a dog.
Look at their eyes: sharp pupils indicate a wolf, dull pupils indicate a dog; look at their urination: empty bladder indicates a wolf, continuous bladder indicates a dog.
Judging by the kennel, a straw kennel indicates a wolf, a cloth kennel indicates a dog; judging by the temperament, a dark temperament indicates a wolf, a gentle and loving temperament indicates a dog; judging by the weight, a slightly heavy kennel indicates a wolf, a large and light kennel indicates a dog!

When the city gate catches fire, the fish in the moat suffer; the "Civilizational Struggle for the Qing Dynasty," which was caught in the crossfire, is like Kang Youwei with pockmarks on top of pockmarks.

What else can we do? We just have to accept it, even if it means holding our noses.

In order to save face, and with no time to worry about the "Civilization Struggle - Qing", they had no choice but to activate the "Imperial Escape - Nine Clans Elimination Technique" to wipe out all the pieces that had been pushed to the front.

There are "elegant scholars of the Wei and Jin dynasties" and "handsome men and beautiful women of the Qing dynasty," and of course, there are other unique skills as well.

There's nothing that the opportunists led by "Wishful Thinking Co., Ltd." can't do; their methods are even more outrageous than when "Version T0" was in power.

……

There are quite a few who try to distance themselves and deceive themselves; there are also many who are desperate and reckless, living for the moment; and there are even more who pretend to be deaf and dumb, intending to fish in troubled waters. Such is the nature of all living beings.

"Holy crap! Where did this dung monster bomb come from?!"

A group of local "Da Luo" from the "15th-level test field - unofficial history headquarters" passed by.

They were dressed in suits and ties, with black leather cloaks over them. They were skilled in playing musical instruments and singing. The six "Da Luo" carried an extremely abstract coffin on their shoulders, performing a kind of performance art with a hopping and bouncing motion.

The staff of "Followers Funeral Services Co., Ltd." were shouting and rubbing their eyes in disbelief when they saw Aleister's "Cataclysmic Order Chimera Armor," even throwing aside the coffin they were carrying.

"The park's dung monsters have invaded!"

"Brothers, the wind's getting strong, let's retreat!"

The F6 group, which offered funeral services, quickly ran away, as if looking at Aleister's "cesspool armor" would bring about their demise.

One person tells ten, ten people tell a hundred, a hundred people tell a thousand, a thousand people tell ten thousand...

Rumors can be terrifying. Not long after Aleister arrived, his reputation had already spread throughout the "Da Luo" circle of the "15th-level test field - unofficial history headquarters".

Bullying! Definitely bullying based on unofficial historical accounts!

The despicable, shameless, and evil locals teamed up to bully Aleister, a kind, innocent, and naive outsider!

"Phew... I'm not angry anymore."

Aleister took a deep breath; he was magnanimous and wouldn't stoop to the level of the local, impolite gang. "Ah—!!!"

Suddenly, Aleister saw a groundhog standing upright and howling at the top of its lungs.

Aleister, who claims to be calm but is not at peace inside, is perfectly normal to see the "Internet meme - Groundhog Roar" manifesting in a certain aspect of "Mythical Great Luo T3 Meme".

"Hey hehe, hello there, young friend! I'm 'Geng,' welcome to the 'Fictional History Organization.'"

"Genius Groundhog Face" speaks in a human voice, stretching out its short forelimbs as if to give Aleister a warm hug, showing no sign of disdain for "Pit Armor".

"Junior 'Paradise Player Silver Star' greets Senior 'Meme'."

Aleister didn't take advantage of the situation and politely performed the proper etiquette of visiting an elder from his hometown.

The big shot was nice because of "True Infinite Zed"; he himself wasn't that familiar with the "meme."

"Young friend, you're too reserved!"

"Geng" shook his head and sighed, "Prejudice between people is like a mountain. As long as you cast aside your biased and discriminatory views, you'll find that the 'Fictional History Organization' is actually a warm family that makes every guest feel right at home."

Since the receptionist has already said that, what else can Aleister say?
He had no choice but to agree with "Geng's" explanation and say some polite words.

This idea had just begun to spread when the "meme" of "screaming groundhog" instantly transformed into "meme of emotionless, perfunctory reading machine".

When faced with a "meme," one can't hide their thoughts.

The core concept has never changed; what has changed are the narrow and one-sided understandings, perspectives, and attitudes towards it at different times and in different lives.

"Tsk, Ding Zhen at first glance."

"A perfunctory, emotionless reading" → "A single glance at Ding Zhen."

In Aleister's narrow understanding, "meme" also refers to an Asian male individual with a monocle for measuring Dragon Ball power levels, tanned skin, and a bowl cut hairstyle, known in the community as "the owner of great fortune".

"Senior, you..."

Aleister had a string of old jokes stuck in his throat. Whatever he was thinking, he could see it reflected in the "memes".

"Wait a minute, let me turn off the passive skill."

The character, whose art style had reverted to the cartoonish style of "Lord of Illusion," lamented, "To be honest, Silver Star, I didn't want it to be like this, but there are just too many wicked people in the 'Fictional History Organization' who deceive their superiors, extort money, and feign compliance while secretly opposing authority."

"My teacher said, 'Why don't you just turn yourself into a lie detector?' I thought about it, and it actually makes a really good point!"

"There's no other way. The two departments and thirteen divisions of the 'Fictional History Organization' are all on my shoulders. Yan Shifan isn't qualified to compete with me for the throne of 'King of Weightlifting in the Heavens.'"

The cartoon character, dressed in dark green, stands with his hands on his hips, looking incredibly arrogant.

He grumbled on and on: "Your White Demon boy from Paradise, the Little Ghost that my teacher favors..."

"You might not know Xiaoyou yet. She recently won a bet on 'True Infinite Form' and is also one of your 'Paradise Players'."

"The White Demon kid is alright. He knows when to advance and retreat and is sensible. I think we can cooperate happily in the future."

"That brat Xiao You is trying to take my bowl and smash my pot! He has no right to utter those six words, 'Fictional History Organization,'!"

The "meme" transforms its hands into lobster claws, making a gesture that says "Internet meme, if you're bad, practice more."

“What you say is true. We, the younger generation, still have a long way to go compared to highly respected elders like you.”

Aleister was respectful and subtly flattered him.

"Alright, this isn't the place to talk. Let's go to the 'public area.' Once everyone's here, I'll ask the teacher to selectively disable the 'public area protection mechanism.'"

The "meme" opens up a passage between the "non-public area" and the "public area," signaling Aleister to hurry up and catch up.

……

As a busy man, a weightlifting king of unofficial history, an organizational glue, and a human lie detector, "Gong" not only received Aleister, who had won the "True Infinite Zed" bet.

As long as you're in the "15th-level Test Grounds - Unofficial History Headquarters", the powerful "Gou" is everywhere; even outside the "Unofficial History Headquarters", there aren't many places "Gou" can't go.

"Geng" was very considerate of Meng Yi, his future colleague.

Anyone associated with Meng Yi, even those as weak as the "Arcanist Player," the darling of the "Dungeons & Dragons" universe, who only possesses "two types of Great Luo characteristics," are personally greeted by "Geng."

Arcanist players, upon their first visit to the "Tier 15 Test Grounds - Unofficial History Headquarters," brought along "Good and Evil Twin Serpents" and "God Supreme God - AO" as bodyguards, looking exactly like Grandma Liu visiting the Grand View Garden.

There aren't many people associated with Meng Yi. The "Genre" mainly serves to receive all sorts of ruthless characters who come with ill intentions, preventing groups that don't get along from fighting each other in the "Unofficial History Headquarters".

"I'm exhausted! Those lazy bums were nowhere to be seen when it mattered most, so I ended up doing all the work myself!"

"Meme·doro Side View" is exhausted like a dog, "Busy, being busy is good."

"Let's deal with the conflict caused by 'Paradise Player - White Demon' and 'Nameless Guest of the Abyss' first."

(End of this chapter)