Evolution Paradise, are you the disaster?

Chapter 587 The Tribulation of the Dao and the Demon of Reversal of the Dao: A Clueless Joke

Chapter 587 The Tribulation of the Dao and the "Demon Reversal of the Dao," a completely unconvincing "plot device."

The restrictions here are even stricter than those in the public area of ​​the "15th-Tier Test Ground - Unofficial History Headquarters - Public Area".

In the public area of ​​the "Transmigrator Alliance," Meng Yi was at least able to cooperate with Tsunade and use a contract ritual to trick and ambush the elderly "Qiongtian Yaoshi Wushuang Dizun Lin Yao" to earn his first pot of gold to make a fortune.

The public areas of the "Unofficial History Headquarters" are not entirely like that.

The layout here is very similar to a "common area of ​​an amusement park," where not only is external fighting not allowed, but also any shortcuts or loopholes are not permitted.

Anyone in the news media industry knows that personal safety is the top priority; staying alive is more important than anything else.

The "Fictional History Organization" guarantees the safety of its employees. No matter what storms they experience outside, they can rest assured when they return here, just as the "Mythical Great Luo" says, making them feel "at home".

In reality, "Unofficial History Guru" was beaten black and blue outside, but when he returned to the company, he worked hard and came up with all sorts of ways to spread unofficial history, using his pen to fight against the enemy's fists as big as a casserole to vent his anger.

This is what a great corporate culture is like: if the "writers" don't get thoroughly involved in the "fictional history organization," then they can expect to be taken advantage of by others.

Offending someone → seeking revenge by writing unofficial history → further offending someone.

Writing unofficial histories → The "fictional unofficial history organization" grows and expands → Writing even more unofficial histories.

By aggressively expanding one's influence, one offends more people, requires the protection of a "fictional history organization," and then increases the scope of one's influence to gain status, power, and influence.

He lay down and was expelled from the "fictional history organization" → tortured to death by his old enemy.

You can't just give up; the people here are nice to talk to, the team benefits are generous, and the fun-loving people adore the "fictional history organization."

The consequence of being stubborn is becoming increasingly stubborn, while the consequence of lying down and giving up is death and annihilation.

Once you enter a "fictional history organization," you're in deep trouble; once you're a "writer," you'll be a "writer" for life.

Offending people means relying on the protection of the "Fictional History Organization" in the "All Realms of Unofficial History Phenomenon," highlighting the stark difference in status between the buyer's market and the seller's market.

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Meng Yi's small group was chatting in an entertainment venue in the "Unofficial History Headquarters - Public Area". All the major forces that he had mobilized to come here sent a representative.

"Taoist Group", "Hindu Group", "Greek Group", "Buddhist Group", "Crusader Group", "Rebellious Abyss Organization", "Civilizational Conflict - Qin"...

At the gathering of various big names, several outstanding newcomers from the "Paradise Players" group attracted particular attention, especially Meng Yi, who organized the event.

The one who came from the "Buddhist Group" was the well-known vengeful spirit, the "Indra," who came in his personal capacity and did not represent the "Buddhist Group." The same applies to the "Triple Great Hermes" from the "Greek Group."

As everyone knows, Meng Yi is not good at speaking and is somewhat socially awkward. However, this "socially awkwardness" is not what you might think; he is a "social terrorist."

Therefore, Meng Yi handled the arrival of powerful figures with great skill and composure, ensuring that no ally who came to lend a helping hand was neglected.

"Clang! Clang! With a loud bang, the cat and dog duo make their dazzling entrance!"

The two dominant figures in the world of memes, "Doro the Dog" and "Cheshire Cat," are very popular.

Each of the simple, pure white bodies is topped with a pink-haired Doro dog head and a blue-haired Cheshire cat head.

The cat and dog duo pushed open the door, revealing Aleister in the middle, who had just deactivated the "Shit Pit Armor Combination" form created by the "38th Paradise Chronicle - Violation Series - Cataclysm Order".

"Fuck!"

The "Mythical Great Luo" who was seeing Lao Ya for the first time gasped in shock.

Even after Aleister deactivated the "Dung Armor Fusion", the elements belonging to "True Infinite Calamity" were still clearly visible in the senses of "Mythical Great Luo".

"True Infinite Calamity!"

Dozens of "mythical immortals" from the "Taoist group" looked constipated.

They experienced the "Investiture of the Gods" calamity led by "agent Jiang Ziya".

The older Deng had broader knowledge and some had been deeply involved in the "Cataclysm of All Races," the "Cataclysm of the Dao and Demons," and the "Cataclysm of the Lich King."

Take the "Dao Demon Tribulation" as an example. The "15th-level test field - Primordial World" is a reflection of "Demon Ancestor Rahu" vs. "Dao Ancestor Hongjun".
In the vast region of the myriad realms, there was a war between "True Infinite Demon" and "True Infinite Immortal" as the latter attempted to become the "Demon of Reversal of the Dao".

For ease of understanding, we can think of "Demon Ancestor Rahu" as a disguise or derivative of "True Infinite Demon"; similarly, "Dao Ancestor Hongjun" is actually "True Infinite Immortal".

The "unofficial history dissemination phenomenon" of the ancient prehistoric series spreads rumors and misinformation, belittling "Haotian Shangdi" into a mere child of "Daozu Hongjun". There are actually people behind the scenes causing this.

Otherwise, even if "True Infinite Immortal" had the audacity of a bear and the courage of a leopard, he would not openly raise the banner of rebellion against the current "Those Who Should Not Exist - All as One" and the previous "Those Who Should Not Exist - The Theory of Taiyi".

Gods, immortals, demons, monsters, ghosts, and Buddhas—every single one of them is a lackey of the "Tao," yet they have all gone against the "Tao." Now, the only remaining "True Infinite God" and "True Infinite Buddha" will be blessed with a luxurious single-room suite in a dark room.

The unofficial history of "Haotian Tongzi & Hongjun Laozu" suggests that the mastermind behind it must be someone who "should not exist," though it's best not to say exactly who it is.

It could be "dualism," "definitionism," "narrativeism," or even the "cyclical theory" of a hardcore figure collector. ...

Aleister's arrival was nothing short of spectacular.

Recalling the less-than-pleasant memories of the past, "Mythical Great Luo" took a step back. His previously eloquent mouth was now as if welded shut, and no one spoke to "Calamity · 38th Paradise Limited Edition".

If it weren't for the bad timing, they would have all wanted to run away with their buckets, and would have avoided Aleister, that damned bastard.

The majority of people who come here are clearly there for fun.

As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together. The players who hang out with the seasoned veteran "Solomon" are far too few of the "King of Curry" type; they're all happily living their lives as "Mythical Solomon."

To become a fun-loving person or a bystander, two prerequisites are crucial: having the eyes to detect crises and risks and a clear-headed mind.

Clearly, the guy who bet on "True Infinite Zed" is a complete scumbag and not a young man worth befriending, even for seasoned veterans.

Bullying! It's bullying! Poor Aleister.

"Brother Lao, you've arrived?"

Meng Yi familiarly stepped forward and exchanged pleasantries with Lao Ya, who was being bullied and isolated.

Adults who are no longer children must be responsible for their actions. The moment Aleister refused to hand over the "38th Paradise Chronicle: Violation Item: Order of Catastrophe" to fix the loopholes, it meant that he agreed to take the bet on "True Infinite Catastrophe".

Aleister, who was already an adult, had anticipated this situation before he came.

Seeing only the bettors of "True Infinite Calamity," this is how "Mythical Great Luo" reacted.

If we wait until the 38th Paradise Era ends and the 39th Paradise Era begins, Laoya, who stirred up trouble during the "God's Whale Fall" and "Ragnarok," will lose his protective umbrella, and his fate will be predictable.

The remnants of "True Infinite God" are far more numerous than the few remaining followers after the fall of "Twisted Demon".

Putting everything else aside, among the various powerful figures in the "Civilization Struggle: Divine Right of Kings Arena," if they can't afford to offend "Evolution Paradise" and "True Infinite Calamity," can't they at least not offend Aleister?
"Mythical Great Luo Jiang Ziya" lives a quiet life in "Civilization Struggle Zhou", and anyone who dares to show their face will be instantly killed; even if Aleister can reach the "Struggle or Open Source Stage" in the 38th Paradise Era, there are still many people who dare to cause trouble for Aleister.

"Brother White Demon, I've come with you to broaden my horizons."

Aleister, who needed a favor from someone, was good at hiding his emotions. Although he was quite unhappy about it, he still pretended to be nonchalant on the surface.

He needed the "fictional historical organization and writer" provided by Meng Yi as a fallback plan, so he couldn't afford to antagonize everyone present.

"Hey 'meme' senior, get out of the way!"

"Bang—Bang—!"

"Meow!! Woof!!"

"Paradise Player - I Hate the Supernatural and Bizarre," Meng Yi's "Genius" and "Little You" from "Geng" rushed in.

He punched "Doro the Dog" flying and kicked "Cheshire Cat" flying away, the two meme heroes.

"Geng" let out two miserable screams, but the dignified "Mythical Great Luo T3" cooperated perfectly with the child to play games, showing no trace of the aloofness of a big shot.

Aloof? You only act aloof when you're not close to someone. If you're close to someone, who are you trying to impress with that aloofness?

"Hiss! The 'Mythical Great Luo' can't hide its decline! The young man with 'Two Great Luo Characteristics' is unstoppable!"

"Hermes of the Greek Group, one of the Twelve Olympian Gods," quipped, "That 'meme' used every trick in the book, but still couldn't withstand the young man's fists and feet. He was knocked to the ground, all his strength and abilities taken away! He's locked in the basement to be used as a 'Star Fury'!"

"I've decided! I'm submitting this to 'Unofficial History News: The Young and Powerful Series: The Basement of Jokes' right now! Let's raise the red flag high!"

Hermes slapped the flying "Gen Doro Dog Side View" to the ground.

He pulled out a quill pen and began to fabricate anecdotal stories on the blank body of "Doro Dog's side".

While writing, "Hermes" kept nagging, "Hey, remember to give me the money you earn from submitting this!"

"Gag Doro Dog Side View" cooperated by having "Hermes" write and draw on Him, then gave a thumbs up and said, "No problem, it's precisely because of you guys that our 'Fictional History Organization' is so far ahead!"

Explosive, absolutely explosive, the "meme" is utterly ridiculous.

Meng Yi, who caught the "Cheshire Cat side view" meme, felt that he would be letting down the "big boss Big" who had shattered the meme into pieces if he didn't write something... the silly Big.

"Is this it?"

The will of "birth, aging, sickness and death" descended, and the four "Abyss Princes" of the "Abyss Organization" accompanied the "Nameless Guest of the Abyss" to this place under the guidance of "Genius: A Certain Aspect".

(End of this chapter)

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