Evolution Paradise, are you the disaster?

Chapter 678 Cloth Howl! And a Cake Hand?! A unique skill and an even more unique skill.

"What?!"

Meng Yi, who was traveling with "Corpse Dissection Immortal" to visit this casually set up template collection site, suddenly froze on the spot, even getting stuck for a moment while collecting template data.

"This is hell!"

Meng Yi saw several outrageous "possibility derivatives", the superficial representation of which was "dungeon dungeon".

"Epic Dungeon: Zhu Yuanzhang's Journey Through 'The End of the Ming Dynasty: A Thousand Miles of Starving People'"
"Normal Dungeon: Zhang Dashuai plays 'Love Train'";
"Legendary Secret Realm Dungeon: Benzi Bro plays Counter-Strike: All-Out Attack";
"Rare Dungeon: Kennedy Plays Need for Speed ​​14";
"Perfect Secret Realm Dungeon: Seele, with her powerful degreasing abilities, plays Hearts of Iron"...

The inventor of these hundreds of incredibly awesome underworld "secret realm instances" is truly a genius.

It's so outrageous that even "Mythical Great Luo Satan" would have to offer him a cigarette first, and "Mythical Great Luo Fengdu Emperor" would have to step down and yield the throne.

"That's nothing, look at that lump."

"Corpse Dissection Immortal" suppressed a laugh, raised his chin to indicate that Meng Yi should look at a shop in the "All Heavens Market", the signboard of which read "Fire Seed Warship Module - Custom Soul Ring Clearance Sale".

The shop promises that killing a 1-year-old life form will yield a white module, killing a 10-year-old life form will yield a green module, and so on, with the current maximum being "Ninth-Tier Module - Golden Legend".

The bizarre "Custom Soul Ring Shop" provides a boost to time flow, accelerating one day in the "Shattered Star Sea Area" to one hundred million Star Sea Years. Even a caterpillar can grow into a "Ninth-Tier Meat Pig Soul Ring Sacrifice" in one hundred million Star Sea Years.

"6666."

Meng Yi's cultural literacy was insufficient to support his opinions, and the lines shouted by the mass-produced pigs being sacrificed were incredibly abstract.

"Look, take a look at the 'Shop's Treasure - The Starry Sea Resurrection Ritual'!"

【The Great Ritual of Resurrection in the Starry Sea】

Rank: Can be used by life forms of ranks 1 to 9.

Introduction: Through self-deception, one deceives the world in a comprehensive way, distorts the truth, fabricates history, creates unofficial histories, and misrepresents existence.

Procedure: The "performer" who holds the ceremony must become a "literary creator" who can join the "Fire Seed Civilization Cluster - Literary Association" and write at least five series of long novels for the "female protagonist" under the name "The One to be Resurrected (Female Only)".

The process begins with deceiving oneself, using the medium of the novel's plot to mislead the audience into believing that the "spellcaster" and the "victim" possess an unwavering love until death (whether they actually have it or not is irrelevant).

In this process, the "perpetrator" must use the money obtained from writing a series of deceptive novels to support at least one college student.

The final ritual is a "seal-closing and autograph session," where the "spellcaster" will livestream the event with university students, all chanting in unison, "Resurrect, my XXX..."

Once all rituals are completed, the dissipated soul of the "victim" can reverse time and seize the "self-existence" that has taken over the college student's body, thus achieving the ultimate effect of "deceiving oneself, deceiving the world, and distorting the truth."

……

"The Corpse-Dissolving Immortal! You son of a bitch!"

"My eyes! My eyes!"

Feeling unclean, Meng Yi remained silent for a moment, then grabbed "Corpse Dissection Immortal" by the neck and shook it violently. How could this bizarre mountain of code be running?!
The ocean of dung, built from piles of dung-filled code, is still getting more valuable; it's gotten so dung-filled that even Meng Yi can't bear to look at it.

"what!!"

"The Corpse Immortal" gave a natural performance with his eyes rolled back and his appearance as a hanged ghost.

He gloated, "Laughable! You dog, you've smeared us with filth, making us all unclean."

"Sharing happiness is worse than enjoying it alone. You, the culprit, should personally witness this masterpiece—a monstrous mess—a fusion of 'No. 2 Demon King,' 'No. 3 Demon King,' and 'The Dark Side of the Heavens: The Final Abyss'!"

Judging from this single instance, if even a relatively orderly secret trading market in the "Shattered Star Sea Area" has such filth, one can only imagine how utterly incompetent the entire "Local End Theory Project Team" is.

"White Demon, stop fighting! Let's stop when we've exchanged blows!"

"If you pinch me again, I'll instantly drop your Soul Ring and Soul Bone! Then I'll broadcast 'White Demon, my love, I'm willing to give up the whole world for you!' throughout the entire 'Local End Theory Project Team,' and we'll both suffer social death!"

What the hell are those soul rings and soul bones?

The "Corpse-Dissolving Immortal's" self-destruction threat, which inflicted a thousand damages on the enemy but also eight hundred on himself, was very effective. Meng Yi, who did not want to die a social death early, had no choice but to let go of the hand that was choking the "Corpse-Dissolving Immortal" by the neck.

"Humph!"

Having recovered his strength, the "Corpse-Dissolving Immortal," refreshed and invigorated, now resembled a little devil.

He calmly adjusted the collar of his cheongsam, smoothed the yellow talisman on his forehead, and led Meng Yi to continue visiting other abstract artifacts.

……

"Ultimate Module: He Lu Xiaofu's Corncob".

Despite its abstract name, this thing is quite effective, significantly increasing the gross basic product in units of "civilization".

"Legendary Module: Supreme Emperor · Internet Celebrity General Mai": Special attack type shipborne module, which can forcibly enslave the opponent when there are information disseminators and mythological condensers related to "Civilization Struggle · Fusang" and the opponent's energy level does not exceed level 7.

"Epic Module: I Want the Foreigners to Die": A one-time curse-type shipboard module that extracts the destruction process of the selected civilization. It can launch a nation-destroying curse on a "principality-level" civilization, causing the victim to fall into a vortex of "preordained future, destined fate" and repeat the same mistakes.

"Epic Module: Visiting the Demons of the Eight Desolations": A one-time purification shipborne module, specifically designed to counter the "Epic Module: I Want the Foreigners to Die," gathering forces from all eight different factions to reflect the curse. "Myth Module: Without Rome, Everyone is a True Roman": A one-time strategic-level civilization-destroying strike, capable of causing the disintegration of "Imperial" level civilizations and below.

[Note: This module can be used in conjunction with modules such as "Are Kings and Generals Born with a Special Kindness?", "Trampling on the Bones of Nobles on the Heavenly Street", and "Sima's Oath: Farting on the Luo River". Collecting 7 pieces can upgrade it to "Tier 12 Breakthrough+ Civilization Foundation Level", and its peak output can shake the internal stability of the "Top Ten Peak Civilizations".]

"Myth Module: Advantage in My Curse": A group curse that guarantees defeat for the cursed.

Currently, the following individuals are affected by this curse:

"Immortal Qin Empire: Zhang Han (Battle of Julu: 30 vs. 5, the advantage is mine!)" "Yan Han Empire: Liu Bang (Battle of Pengcheng: 60 vs. 3, the advantage is mine!)"

"Former Qin Kingdom: Fu Jian (Battle of Fei River: 80 vs. 8, the advantage is mine!)" "Xin Dynasty Kingdom: Wang Mang (Battle of Kunyang: 42 vs. 2, the advantage is mine!)"

"Eastern Wu Kingdom: Sun Quan (Battle of Hefei: 10 vs. 800, the advantage is in my hands!)" "Cao Wei Kingdom: Cao Cao (Battle of Red Cliffs: 80 vs. 6, the advantage is in my hands!)"...

[Note: The most abstract example is undoubtedly the 'Great Emperor of Eastern Wu,' who deliberately lost despite having a 125-fold advantage, rightfully earning the top spot in the "Advantage is Cursed by Me" series.]

……

Compared to the mountain of terrible code mentioned above, things like "Purple Module: Yellow-haired Poor Traveler's Camera" and "Blue Module: Three Betrayals" are nothing.

"I'm so stupid, really..."

Meng Yi rubbed his face vigorously, regretting his actions. He should have used the "Void Dragon Spaceship" to create and kill the mythical condensation and manifestation of the "Corpse Dissection Immortal".

"Hey! You guy!"

The "Corpse-Dissolving Immortal," who had been forced to swim in a sea of ​​excrement and vent his anger, stood tall and pointed fingers from his moral high ground.

"Every wrong has its perpetrator, and every debt has its debtor; no matter how you look at it, it can't be blamed on me!"

"If you're so capable, go and fight the 'Lord of Illusion.' It was that person who personally intervened to mediate the conflict between the 'No. 2 Demon King' and the 'Dark Side of the Heavens: The Final Abyss,' but it also made the 'Local End Theory Project Team's' style even more outrageous."

"You're treated like a beast of burden in the 'Central Land of the Paradise of Gods and Buddhas,' and I can't do anything to you."

"What a coincidence! You foolishly jumped into the cesspool. Now that I've got the chance, I have to let you taste the essence too. What's the point of just drinking the surface soup? If you want to eat, then dive in and eat the thick, rich essence."

That's what bad friends are like: they're afraid their brothers are suffering, but they're also afraid their brothers are driving Land Rovers.

Others weren't very familiar with Meng Yi, but the "Corpse-Dissolving Immortal" was very familiar with him. He insisted on tricking Meng Yi once, even if it was just a harmless joke.

"Don't be angry, I'll give you something nice."

"Corpse Dissection Immortal" ran to a shop and bought an "Orange Law Crystal: Increases Law Comprehension Progress by 0.1%", then handed it to Meng Yi with a grin.

"Progress in understanding the 0.1% rule?"

Meng Yi took over the "Corpse Dissection Immortal" skill, which was ostensibly compensation but was actually a finishing blow.

"Are there also classifications like beginner, minor success, major success, perfection, great perfection, peak great perfection, half a foot higher, half a body higher, almost all...?"

This kind of thing is still quite effective for groups that haven't yet found their own path.

Those who seek the Dao are constantly pushing their limits; their realms are entirely self-defined.

Back when "Selection of Instances: Biohazard" ended, Meng Yi had already transcended the common realm classification.

"Clap clap clap-"

"Corpse-Dissolving Immortal" clapped with a beaming smile, "Brother White Demon is truly clever."

"You're full of flaws, guess what 'Grand Master Xuandu' would think?"

The investment of "Master Xuandu, the Contender of the Way of Law" in the "Local Terminology Project Team" was distorted into an indescribable shape by the power struggle between "No.2 Demon King", "No.3 Demon King" and "Dark Side of the Heavens - The Final Abyss".

The progress of the 0~100% law is something that absolutely none of the "law contenders" would be happy to accept.

"There's an even more amazing feature: the 'Three Thousand Great Dao Comprehending Device'? How about learning more?"

"Corpse Dissection Immortal" and Meng Yi arrived in front of a device that temporarily enhanced mental activity. The promised three thousand Great Paths were exactly as described, not one more and not one less.

"It's probably because I ate too many red beans—I feel like dying."

Meng Yi was amazed. Not long ago, the "Restarting the Investiture of the Gods: Emperor Project" brought about "Those Who Should Not Exist: All Become One," and the remaining corners and edges actually transformed into such an abstract manifestation.

The "Local End Theory Project Team" is such a cesspool of code, it's unacceptable to own such a pile of garbage; it's just too offensive.

"I've collected the experimental data. Let the kids play simulation management games in this trading market. Let's leave now."

Knowing he was in the wrong, Meng Yi didn't respond to the "three thousand great paths" comment.

"Three thousand paths" is acceptable because "three thousand" represents "all"; "three thousand great paths" is a stretch. Leaving aside the digitization of "three thousand," adding the prefix "great" to "great path" makes it no longer a pure "path."

"Alright, let's go watch 'Civilization Path Contest - Jin' court death. He's really daring. His Majesty 'True Infinite God' isn't finished yet."

(End of this chapter)