Evolution Paradise, are you the disaster?

Chapter 679 The Four Calamities of the Heavens, "Ode to the Goddess of the Luo River" is s

Chapter 679 The Four Calamities of the Heavens, "Ode to the Goddess of the Luo River" is still too conservative.
Meng Yi and "Corpse Dissection Immortal" copied a template of data collected from the "All Heavens Market" without disturbing the lucky ones who were becoming stronger by relying on this place.

Many of the strange things they had seen before were bugs caused by conflicts in the underlying template data.

The "Chosen One" and the other visitors are unaware of the truth, because different levels of perspective offer different views.

On his way to the "Fire Seed·Jin Empire", Meng Yi casually captured a pile of shit-like code—"Anomaly".

"Outliers" cannot be described as a single individual; they are more like a phenomenon diffused throughout the "Shattered Star Sea Region."

In a narrow sense, judging from its appearance, this "alien" is a tall, dark-skinned creature with its hands raised above its head. It then waves its hands at a speed equivalent to the rotor speed of a helicopter. After that, 2.5 basketballs fly in, and the contaminated creature, simulating a helicopter, shouts "What are you doing? Ouch!" before self-destructing and disintegrating in mid-air.

Generally speaking, as long as the keywords basketball, black skin, fancy hands, and helicopter are met simultaneously in the "Shattered Star Sea Area", even individuals or groups as strong as "12th level exceptional+" will experience an irreversible mid-air explosion.

"Phenomenon-level, diffusion-type anomaly" is the name Meng Yi came up with after studying it for a while to describe the captured "anomaly".

"Hmm, a mountain of shit code wrapped in a 'meme pollution' shell."

Meng Yi's eyes twitched slightly. After examining the data from "Outliers" and "All Heavens Market," he could clearly see the cesspool index of the "Shattered Star Sea Area."

He didn't look at the basic appearances, but went straight to the essence of the problem, and what he saw was an environment of template conflicts that spawned endless mountains of garbage code.

"Ugh~"

The cesspool environment was so appetizing that, after a brief exchange of glances, the brawl between "No. 2 Demon King," "No. 3 Demon King," and "Dark Side of the Heavens: The Final Abyss" had a slight impact on Meng Yi.

Meng Yi leaned against the wall and dry heaved for a moment, expelling all the "contamination effects" and maintaining his own purity.

"Holy crap! Boss, don't throw up on me!"

The "Q-version Void Dragon" piloting the "Void Dragon Spaceship" looked terrified. The "Void Dragon" quickly threw the contaminated module into the vast space of the "Shattered Star Sea Sector".

"Hehehehe! Don't struggle! It's useless~"

"Corpse-Dissolving Immortal," hands on hips, arrogantly declared, "White Demon, the place you're in is the 'Local End Theory Project Team.' Even the entire ocean of heavens couldn't wash away your filthy slander!"

……

Not to mention the "Shattered Star Sea Area", the entire "Local End Theory Project Team" has become a place where pollution is born and gathers after this battle. Only the upper area of ​​"Paradise of Gods and Buddhas" has been temporarily spared.

run? Where to run?

That's just how the environment is; no matter how much you try to cover it up, purify it, or reject it, you can't deny the fact that we're immersed in pollution.

Groups with lower life ranks cannot directly face the ubiquitous pollution; starting from "Pseudo-14th Rank, Stage Two", the pollution they see increases as they progress.

"Luckily, this is in 'Evolution Paradise - Beginner Village,' where 'Evolution Paradise' is there to cover for you."

Meng Yi has excellent adaptability and quickly adapted to the external environment of the 'feces sea butterfly swim'.

The "5.1 Special Dungeon" served as a wake-up call for him. If he still planned to do this after leaving "Evolution Paradise - Newbie Village", he would easily get beaten up if he went too far.

"Yes, especially the 'original worldview'."

"Corpse Dissection Immortal" straightened his expression and solemnly reminded them: "The 'Abyss Faction' group likes to smear the 'Primordial Worldview,' using it to advance their own ranks by sinking it into the 'Dark Side of the Heavens - Final Abyss.'"

"The profits are indeed high, but the risks are also enormous. Getting caught usually means death. Countless 'Great Demons,' 'Abyss Lords,' and 'Abyss Princes' die on this every single moment."

"The phrase 'Never forget your original intention, and you will achieve your goal' is not quite appropriate here. The vile creatures of the 'Abyss Faction' remain incorrigible, still indulging in their 'slinging of excrement' business. Therefore, the universally despised 'Abyss Faction' has become one of the 'calamities of the heavens' that brings endless harm."

"Calamity of the Heavens" usually refers to "Abyssal Dung Monster", "Paradise Beast", "True Infinite Calamity: Order of Catastrophe Resulting from Betting", and "Transmigrator's Sword Tomb".

There used to be three, now there are four.

The "Transmigrator Faction" is a byproduct of the rise of the "All-Heavens Forces - Transmigrator Alliance," and is a lackey and henchman who spread influence during the growth of the "System Master."

It can be said that the "All-Heavens Forces - Transmigrator Alliance" is trash, but the negative influence of the "Transmigrator Faction" cannot be denied, nor can the low morals of the "System Master," the current number one on the "Negative Credit List," be denied.

In the middle of the 37th Paradise Era, we entered the "Evolution Paradise," and at the end of the 37th Paradise Era, we established the "Transmigrator Alliance." We can now tentatively consider this the middle of the 38th Paradise Era.

In just half a century of Paradise Era, the "Lord of the System" single-handedly caused the "Calamity of the Heavens F3 → F4".

The "time traveler faction" isn't very strong; out of 100, 99.9999 are "pig products".

All the benefits gained by this faction were completely exploited by the "Lord of the System," who at most gave his lackeys a tiny bit of scraps.

In other words, the "System Master" no longer values ​​the benefits brought by the "Transmigrator Faction," which is why he has toned it down a bit.

……

From the spectator's perspective of the "Corpse Dissection Immortal," Meng Yi bypassed the scope of written information and further investigated the infamous "Disaster of the Heavens F4." The only thing that surprised him was that the "writer" of the "Fictional History Organization of the Heavenly Forces" was not on the list?

Considering the principled nature of "Lin·Zhen Wuxian: Lord of Illusion," it's understandable that "Fictional History Organization" was not selected as "Calamity of the Gods."

Before long, Meng Yi and his group arrived at the outer edge of the "Civilization Foundation Level - Great Wall of the World" area, which was protected by the "Spark - Jin Empire", and met the activists who were destroying the "Jin Empire".

Without a doubt, the first to bear the brunt is "Mythical Great Luo Goddess of the Luo River," a figure whose name is known throughout the heavens.

"The Failed One Who Became Pangu: Cao Zhi of the Cao Wei Regime," the "Ode to the Goddess of the Luo River" written by this wolf in sheep's clothing circle, Casanova in the world of picking up girls, and a master of love letters is still too conservative.

Even though Meng Yi had no interest in romance, he couldn't deny that the beauty of "Mythical Great Luo Goddess of the Luo River" was beyond description; she truly possessed something special.

Logically speaking, as one's level of life continues to rise, the concepts of beauty and ugliness tend to move towards perfection.

Unless they don't care about appearance, there is no such thing as 'ugly' for female superhumans. They are all incredibly beautiful. The difference lies in the different external manifestations of their different paths to self-discovery.

Is the "Mythical Great Luo T4·Corpse Disintegration Immortal" who often puts his arm around Meng Yi ugly?
"Corpse-Dissolving Immortal" is obviously not ugly, but to Meng Yi she felt like a skinny little devil with broken legs, unable to reach the level of beauty, commonly known as - unable to get aroused.

"Mythical Great Luo T3 - Goddess of Luo" is not entirely the case.

From any perspective, "Goddess of the Luo River" deserves the title of beauty. However, she always gives people a feeling that seems gentle and approachable, but is actually ethereal and distant, and very difficult to approach.

The "All Heavens Powers - Taoist Group" has many named goddesses, but in terms of beauty alone, none can compare to "Goddess of the Luo River".

Yao Ji was the daughter of Shennong; Nüba was the daughter of Xuanyuan; and the Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady was not famous for her beauty.
The ranks of "Queen Mother of the West," "Wangshu," "Xihe," and "Old Mother of Lishan" are super big shots; the ranks of "Empress Pingxin" and "Empress Nuwa" are basically at the pinnacle of all heavens.

The widely circulated "Chang'e" refers to a special group, which is a grassroots unit of the "Taoist Group, Heavenly Court Company, Taiyin Department, Guanghan Palace Group".

As for figures like "Su Nu," "Hua Shen," and "Qi Xian Nu," they pale in comparison to a wealthy woman like "Mythical Great Luo T3: Luo Shen," who is flawless in every way.

……

"Seeing is believing, young friend Bai Mo is indeed extraordinary."

The "Goddess of the Luo River" had remarkable composure and did not mention Meng Yi's act of throwing excrement, which caused all the contestants to swim in a "sea of ​​excrement." Of course, this was also due to the fact that the two sides were not familiar with each other and that Meng Yi had a very powerful background.

"Senior, you flatter me! I am ashamed. I have caused everyone so much trouble in our fight against the great enemy... Alas!"

Say whatever sounds nice, it doesn't cost any money anyway, anyone who takes it seriously is an idiot.

Meng Yi sincerely expressed his apology, and his sincerity and remorse were undoubtedly genuine. However, he never harbored even the slightest thought of repentance, and he would do the same thing again if given the chance.

"Hey! You guy!"

"Corpse-Dissolving Immortal" scoffed, "You act all high and mighty in front of 'Goddess of the Luo River,' but you can't even be bothered to pretend in front of me? What a hypocrite!"

"shut up!"

Meng Yi frowned and retorted, "Shameless zombie! How dare you bark and wag your tongue here?!"

"Wow! You little devil from Paradise, born evil!"

When it comes to bickering, "Corpse-Dissolving Immortal" is not to be outdone by Meng Yi, and his sharp tongue is no less impressive!

"Alright, alright, how can you treat guests like this? Aren't you afraid of being laughed at by others?"

The highest-ranking figure in this gathering place, "Taoist Group - Lord of Mount Tai," spoke up to stop the verbal conflict between Meng Yi and "Corpse-Dissolving Immortal."

The relationship between "Lord of Mount Tai" and "Civilization Daozheng·Song" is not good.

The "Civilization and Daoism Controversy: Song Dynasty: Emperor Zhenzong of Song, Zhao Heng" held the "Fengshan Ceremony at Mount Tai". This feudal emperor's series of astonishing wisdom completely ruined the reputation of the "Fengshan Ceremony at Mount Tai", and no emperor has performed the "Fengshan Ceremony at Mount Tai" since then.

This situation is not much different in its level of abstraction from contestants such as "Disgusting Emperor Gaozong: Emperor Gaozong of Song, Zhao Gou, and Emperor Gaozong of Qing, Qianlong", "Famous Overseas Students: Emperors Huizong and Qinzong of Song", and "The God of War of Tumu Fortress: Emperor Yingzong of Ming, Zhu Qizhen".

"Esteemed seniors, we have heard that the 'Civilization Path Struggle - Advancement' has recently made some moves, seemingly related to His Majesty the 'True Infinite God.' We wonder..."

Meng Yi got straight to the point.

If it weren't for "Corpse Immortal" saying that "Jin" was now kicking "True Infinite God" while he was down, he would have just been here to watch the show and wouldn't have gotten involved much.

"As chaos was about to erupt and the turmoil of the era intensified, many sought to profit from the crisis, but few acted like the Jin dynasty."

The Lord of Mount Tai coldly replied, "How can we let them have their way through this kind of smooth transition amidst internal and external troubles?"

(End of this chapter)

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