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Chapter 19 I'm Not Psychotic

Chapter 19 I'm Not Psychotic
Xiangni City.

More and more people gathered in the music square.

Xiao Yu’s “genuine” and “friendly” interactions with the federal police continue.

"Seeing how big a scene you've made, are you lying in ambush here just to wait for me?" asked Xiao Yu who was standing on top of the lamp.

The sheriff standing on the roof of the car replied: "We received a report from the public that you are trying to defraud people in Xiangni City and disrupt public order! We have been guarding you here for the whole afternoon."

"Was it the TV station that reported it?" Xiao Yu looked at the two filming cars just below.

"It's none of your business who the whistleblower is."

"You are so heartless." Xiao Yu raised his middle finger to the two cars of the TV station: "I was kind enough to provide you with news clues, but you actually wanted to arrest me."

TV director: “…”

The TV director picked up the intercom and said, "Camera B, cut to Chief Cai and give a close-up. Camera A, don't move. The middle finger can't be seen in the wide angle."

"receive."

"Collect...Director Wang, where is Chief Inspector Cai?"

"...Who the hell can replace this B-camera photographer for me?!"

……

"I order you to immediately take down the banner and shut down the live broadcast." The sheriff said sternly, "In view of your illegal behavior, our bureau is now summoning you according to the law..."

"What if I don't obey the law?" Xiao Yu interrupted.

Sheriff: “Huh?”

"Forget it. I won't talk to you anymore. It's boring."

After unilaterally hanging up the other party's connection, Xiao Yu looked at the four mobile phones again: "Friends in the live broadcast room, if you like the anchor, please follow and click the little red heart. Let's get two million likes first..."

【】

[Fuck, are you guys serious? ]

[I don't understand the mentality of people who like this kind of clown. ]

【Yeah yeah】

【】

【…】

Looking at the number of people online in the major live broadcast rooms that was still rising wildly, Xiao Yu picked up the microphone, scanned the square below, and raised the volume: "How is it? Is anyone coming? Is there anyone who wants to accept my duel?"

"Sanda, boxing, taekwondo, judo, sumo, wrestling..."

"Anything. Do you dare to come up and fight me?"

"..."

The huge square gradually fell silent.

"No?" Xiao Yu raised his voice again: "No one?"

"In your eyes, isn't traditional martial arts rubbish?"

"No one dares to fight with trash?"

"I've already told you that whoever beats me will get 200,000 yuan from me. Don't you have any idea about 200,000 yuan..."

Amid Xiao Yu's constant provocation, a burly man approached the sheriff in the square.

I asked cautiously, "Sheriff, can I fight him?"

"Yes." The sheriff looked at the burly man for a few seconds and pointed at the umbrella-shaped high-pole lamp several dozen meters high: "Then can you go up?"

"I can't go up."

"Then get away from me."

"oh oh."

Taking a deep breath, the sheriff turned to his subordinates and ordered: "Call the Federal Information Control Bureau and ask them to contact those platforms and shut down Xiao Yu's live broadcast room for me! Shut them all!"

"Yes!"

……

Seeing that no one had come up yet, he discussed with him under the lamp.

Xiao Yu sighed with regret and smacked his lips at the live studio: "Did you see that? They keep saying they look down on traditional martial arts, but when they are really given the opportunity to challenge real masters, they all become turtles who shrink back into their shells."

【Master is so domineering! 】

[If you ask me, why don't you go down and try it? ]

【】

[Bah! You can't even pass the threshold of climbing the lantern, and you still want to challenge me, Master Xiao? (dog head)]

[I have to say, except for Lao Ba, this is the most interesting live broadcast I have ever seen. ]

[How did he get up there? ]

【】

[Damn, all the Tiao Le are ruthless like-clicking machines...]

【(Confused face)】Bending down and putting down the microphone, Xiao Yu unbuttoned another banner.

"In that case."

"Wow--"

The second giant banner unfolds!

【Los Angeles is full of garbage.】

"call--"

Thousands of people at the scene were instantly in an uproar.

But soon, everything calmed down again.

Xiao Yu: “…”

People in the square: “…”

Xiao Yu: “…”

People in the square: “…”

"...No, you all didn't react?" Xiao Yu was shocked.

“……”The crowd at the scene remained silent.

"Xiao Yu!" The sheriff standing on the roof rubbed his painful and swollen temple and raised the megaphone: "Why are you scolding Luo Cheng?"

"Luocheng?" Xiao Yu was stunned, and quickly looked at the banner hanging below: "Ah?"

"..."

"Shit. Saurry, I forgot to post the words."

Quickly pulling up the banner, Xiao Yu took out a huge "香" character from his bag and pasted it back on...

【? ? ? 】

[No, buddy, even if you are in the mud, you can still curse us in Los Angeles? ]

【Did Luo Cheng provoke you? 】

【Hahahahaha...】

[Is it intentional? He is so understanding! ]

[My mother asked me why I was laughing like a fool*]

"Sorry, there was a small mistake. Don't worry about it."

Having said that, Xiao Yu put down the banner again.

"Wow--"

[Xiangcheng is full of trash.]

It’s right this time.

Xiao Yu: “…”

People in the square: “…”

Xiao Yu: “…”

People in the square: “…”

"You still have no reaction?" Xiao Yu frowned.

The crowd at the scene looked at each other and began to discuss in low voices.

Different from the cities of Luocheng and Changcheng.

After all, Xiao Yu had a certain amount of "preliminary experience" in Xiangni. The people at the scene either knew him and his tricks, or thought he had mental problems.

What fool would get angry with a madman?

"Xiao Yu! You are seriously disturbing public order!" The federal sheriff on the roof of the car had a completely red face and pulled out his pistol in anger: "I order you to put away all the banners! First warning!"

Xiao Yu above was not hanging at all.

Holding the microphone, he continued to shout to the audience: "Such a big Xiangni City, is it full of losers? No one dares to challenge me?"

People in the square: “…”

Xiao Yu: "City of Waste!"

People in the square: “…”

Xiao Yu: "Do they all have eggs?"

People in the square: “…”

Xiao Yu: "A bunch of garbage. Bah."

The people in the square looked at each other with sympathy: "..."

Xiao Yu: “…”

People in the square: “…”

Xiao Yu: "I'm not mentally ill."