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Chapter 20 How did you climb up?

“Woooa ...

In the distance, there was a sudden and increasingly louder sound of an alarm.

Xiao Yu turned his head and saw two fire trucks with flashing red lights approaching quickly.

'Okay. That's it.'

"Anyway, we have enough material for online hype."

With this thought in mind, he raised the microphone, waved his hand, and said, "Since there is no one with a gun in the entire Xiangni City, there is nothing more to say. I declare that the battle between the Xiangni City fighting world and traditional martial arts is over!"

"I asked for the Tao Gate and won three games in a row."

The comment sections of the four major live broadcast rooms were flooded with comments.

【Yeah. 】

[You win, and your traditional martial arts win again. ]

【It’s a win. 】

【】

[As long as you can't beat them, you will always win, right? 】

[Awesome! My Tamagotchi is invincible! (Happy)]

[The master doesn't seem very happy.]

[I finally understand. This guy is a complete masochist. He is upset when no one scolds him at the scene...]

[Second Battalion Commander! Bring me my Italian cannon! ]

[Captain! The cannon is coming! ]

【Aim at that broken lamp! 】

【fire! 】

【fire! 】

【Aim at the police car! 】

【Run! 】

【fire! 】

【? ? 】

【? ? ? 】

【Hook up! 】

【…】

Ignoring the comments from netizens filling the screen, Xiao Yu faced the live broadcast room and said, "Next, I will announce the second thing."

"My original tour plan was to go to Wencheng tomorrow, Qingcheng the day after tomorrow, and Canyang City the day after that."

"But in order to give back to all the fans for their strong support and enthusiastic expectations, we have decided not to go to the remaining three cities! We will go directly back to Los Angeles to challenge in four days."

【66666! 】

【“Tour”】

【We’ll talk about this after you’re released from the detention center in four days.】

[Fuck, as a Qingcheng native, I won’t say anything, I’ll just kowtow to you.]

【The people of Wencheng thank you. 】

【The people of Qingcheng thank you. 】

【The people of Wencheng...】

[Canyang citizens thank you...]

[What's going on? Why don't you come to our Shanfang City? ]

[That's right! How many more cities do you want to visit? ]

[Cui Ling people protest! ]

[Look down on us Bacheng people? ]

[Xiao Shen, would you consider coming to Hedong? ]

[Fuck! You don't even take my capital seriously. ]

[Master, please come to Tianbei City (crying)! Our whole family loves you (crying)! ]

[You guys can argue about this?! ]

[Xiao Shen, my phone is broken. Am I particular?]

[…How many words do you think you can count? ]

As the comments section was scrolling rapidly, Xiao Yu was about to announce the third thing. But before he could open his mouth, he found that the four live broadcast rooms were banned one after another.

Especially the slow hands are more ruthless.

His account was blocked...

"Watt?" Xiao Yu was stunned. He subconsciously fiddled with the screen a few times, then looked down at the sheriff who was still standing on the roof of the car: "You did it?"

This time it was the sheriff's turn to ignore it. He turned around and ordered the firefighters: "Set up the ladder! Pull him down!"

"squeak--"

The leading fire truck immediately raised its ladder, from a few meters, to more than ten meters, and then to more than twenty meters. With a "pop", it rested on the umbrella-shaped edge of the square's high pole lamp.

Immediately, two firefighters with safety ropes began to climb towards Xiao Yu using their hands and feet.

Xiao Yu smacked his lips, knowing that his activities for the night were over, and sensibly turned off the speaker and microphone.

Then he bent down, preparing to fold up the two banners.

But just as he started, he remembered that he would not need these two banners in the future, so he simply straightened up, turned on the microphone again, and shouted to the whole square: "This couplet will be left to you Xiangni. As a testimony to the humiliation of your entire city."

"..."

Nearly 10,000 people at the scene still had no reaction. It was as if they were not the ones being scolded from the beginning to the end.

Xiao Yu was also convinced.

"Wait until one of you has the ability to climb so high in the future and then you can avoid this humiliation."

"Wow--"

The firefighter, who was halfway up the mountain, pulled down the two banners.

Xiao Yu: “…”

About a minute later, the leading firefighter climbed to a position close to the top of the lamp.

He stopped cautiously and looked up at Xiao Yu.

"Don't worry. I won't jump." Xiao Yu said.

"Oh."

The firefighter breathed a sigh of relief, quickened his climbing speed, and hugged Xiao Yu's legs.

……

"Follow" the two firefighters down.

As soon as Xiao Yu landed on the ground, he greeted Chief Inspector Cai who was rushing over to him in a friendly manner: "Hello w..."

"Clap!"

Silver bracelets cuffed.

"thump!"

Being kicked into the back seat of a police car...

“Woooa ...

All police cars sounded their sirens and drove away from the music square under the watchful eyes of the crowd.

"Take him to the summer first." The sheriff sitting next to Xiao Yu in the car said coldly to his subordinate sitting on the other side of Xiao Yu, "Then contact the hospital to do a mental evaluation on him."

"Yes."

"There's no need for a mental evaluation. You probably don't have a lot of money." Xiao Yu was caught in the middle and suggested, "I've already done the evaluation a few days ago."

"Mental illness?" asked the subordinate next to him, raising his eyebrows.

"There's nothing wrong with my mind." Xiao Yu replied.

subordinate:"……"

"That's right." Xiao Yu looked at the sheriff: "Do you know that kick you gave me just now? If I didn't want to move, even if you broke your leg, you still couldn't kick me."

"Shut up." The sheriff yelled.

"……Well?"

Xiao Yu opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but a microphone was poked into his mouth.

"Hello." The beautiful woman sitting in the front passenger seat said excitedly: "I am the host of the news comprehensive channel of Xiangni City TV Station in Dongda District. My name is Liu Lili. Can I ask you a few questions?"

"..."

"...Sorry, I used too much force." The host pulled back the microphone awkwardly.

"Puh. Ugh!" Xiao Yu retched: "Did you use this to make soybean paste? It's so salty?"

Sheriff: “…Where did you spit?”

Lifting his handcuffed hands, Xiao Yu wiped his mouth and said, "Okay. Since you are a reporter, I won't be angry. Ask."

"I'm the host."

"It's all the same, just ask."

"Oh, okay. Please..."

"Dude, how did you climb so high?" The young police officer in the front row, who had been driving the vehicle with his ears perked up, couldn't help but interrupt and ask.

"Drive!" The sheriff waved his hand and slapped him.

……

(End of this chapter)