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Chapter 21 How on earth did you climb up there?

"What drove you to such an extreme act?"

"I have things I have to do."

"What is it?"

"Save all mankind."

"……what?"

"Sorry, I said that. I am trying to promote traditional martial arts culture." Xiao Yu changed his words as his body was shaken by the police car.

"What you want to express is to save traditional martial arts, right?" the female host seemed thoughtful.

"Yes, yes, yes." Xiao Yu nodded and pulled the microphone away from his mouth: "Beauty, don't get so close."

"Okay." The female host moved the microphone six centimeters away and asked, "Then what happened to you that suddenly gave you such an unrealistic idea of ​​saving traditional martial arts?"

"Is it unrealistic?" Xiao Yu showed off his biceps: "You don't know how strong I am."

Female host: “…”

Female host: "I think you may not be able to beat me."

"...Sheriff, she made a personal attack." Xiao Yu looked at the police officer next to him.

"Please accept the interview well." The sheriff said expressionlessly.

"Mr. Xiao Yu, I don't mean to insult you." The female host explained: "I have learned Taekwondo since I was a child and have some fighting experience."

"Oh... I have also been learning traditional martial arts since I was a child. Why do you think your Taekwondo is better than my traditional martial arts?"

"But the fact is that Taekwondo is more powerful in actual combat."

"Where are the facts?"

"It's recognized by everyone. And only traditional martial arts are exposed as fake. I've never seen people question Taekwondo."

"..."

Xiao Yu was silent for a moment, then said, "Beauty, your hair is quite long. Very beautiful."

"Ah? Oh! Thank you."

"Since you asked this question, I'll have a good talk with you..." Xiao Yu stretched and wanted to hug the sheriff beside him, but gave up because he was handcuffed.

He could only smack his lips and continue, "The traditional martial arts popular among the people of Dongda District are indeed uneven in actual combat due to lack of training, lack of appropriate ring rules, and competition items. But they are not something that Taekwondo can rival."

"You don't think Taekwondo is awesome?"

"I only agree that the cultural offensive of foreign countries is very powerful." Xiao Yu spread his hands.

"What do you mean?"

"Miss Niu, can I ask you a question?"

"My surname is Liu."

"Okay, Miss Niu." Xiao Yu nodded. "How do you think Lei Lei, Ma Baoguo, and me now, who obviously look like liars... liars, became popular all over the Internet in such a short time?"

"Because many professional fighters have exposed your fakery." The female host replied.

"But is it necessary for an anti-counterfeiting campaign to go viral so quickly?" Xiao Yu asked, "Even the anti-counterfeiting campaign on March 15, which is more relevant to people's livelihood, would not have become so popular."

"…What do you want to express?"

"Of course there is a mastermind behind this, Miss Niu. I just realized this."

Xiao Yu shrugged: "These things, including Taekwondo and Karate, exist more as a 'cultural carrier'. They promote their own martial arts as powerful and publicize that our local martial arts are inferior, just to prove that their culture is stronger than ours. They subtly belittle our cultural identity. The starting point of many regional black hypes on the Internet is the same. This is a complete cultural war, Miss Niu."

"…My last name is Liu."

"You can say whatever you want. In conclusion, whenever someone like me gets all kinds of traffic from the platform, it's not just because I'm a hot topic, but more because some forces want to see me make a fool of myself. This also brings shame to traditional martial arts. Why don't I see anyone online exposing fake Sanda? Sanda is also a type of traditional martial arts. But they never publicize this."

"Is that so... Mr. Xiao, then you actually have quite a lot of ideas." The female host laughed: "But what does this have to do with you going around and disrupting public order in various cities?"

"Of course. When I become famous and attract more attention, I will beat those Taekwondo, boxing, and Aimu Aimu in four days, and then all the people in Dongda University will face the excellence of traditional martial arts again and recognize our local culture."

On the side, Chief Inspector Cai curled his lips and said, "The Dongda Autonomous Government has to give you an award?"

"The more labor you put in, the greater the responsibility. It's what I should do." Xiao Yu said modestly.

"..." She took out her phone and checked the time. The female host asked again, "Have you ever reflected on whether it is the lack of your family education that led to all these childish and extreme thoughts you have now?"

"..." Xiao Yu turned to look at Chief Inspector Cai: "This woman doesn't even ask properly?"

"Don't swear." Chief Inspector Cai shouted angrily.

"Dude, how did you climb up there?" The driver-policeman took the time to look back.

"Snapped!"

Chief Inspector Cai slapped the man on the head again: "Drive carefully!"

"The interview is over. I don't want to answer any more of your questions." Xiao Yu leaned back in his chair and twisted his body uncomfortably: "Also, can the two sheriffs stop squeezing me so tightly? I'm not sitting comfortably."

……

"Are you feeling comfortable now?"

More than half an hour later, Chief Inspector Cai asked Xiao Yu who was sitting on the "regret chair".

"It's much more comfortable now." Xiao Yu said expressionlessly: "Cool."

"As long as you feel comfortable." "Thank you."

"You're welcome."

With a cold look in his eyes, he sat down at the interrogation position opposite Xiao Yu. The sheriff picked up the transcript on the table, turned to the blank page, and said to the young police officer beside him: "Let's start."

"Yes." The police officer nodded heavily, and then looked at Xiao Yu with a serious expression: "Brother, how did you climb up to such a high lamp?"

Sheriff: "..."

Sheriff: “Are you sick?”

"Leader, he hasn't undergone a mental evaluation yet, so we don't know at the moment," the police officer replied.

"I'm asking you." Chief Inspector Cai's face gradually turned red.

"Oh! Oh! That...that...name."

"Xiao Yu."

"gender."

"male."

"age."

"twenty two."

"Education."

"College."

"How did you climb up to such a high lamp?"

Xiao Yu: “…”

Sheriff: "..."

"Now... I should be able to ask now, right?" The young police officer looked at the police officer nervously.

"How can you be so curious?" the sheriff gritted his teeth.

"Snapped!"

Throwing the transcript heavily at the young police officer, Chief Inspector Cai straightened up, his face livid: "I'll ask."

"Yes." The young police officer quickly took the document.

The sheriff looked at Xiao Yu.

Xiao Yu also looked at the sheriff.

Sheriff: "..."

Xiao Yu: “…”

Sheriff: “How did you get up there?”

Xiao Yu: “…”

Police officer: "..."

"Answer." Chief Inspector Cai said coldly.

"You just went up there using your hands and feet. What's so difficult about that?" Xiao Yu shook the handcuffs. "Besides, when we were in the square, I clearly heard you say you were summoning me. But now it's like you're interrogating me. Is that legal?"

"Since you didn't cooperate with us, you are now being summoned."

"What's the reason?"

"Fraudulent and disturbing the peace."

"Okay then." Xiao Yu leaned forward and spoke calmly: "First of all, I think that my promotion of traditional martial arts culture in the square is the same as the performances of some internet celebrities and wandering singers. People gathered around to watch voluntarily, and there was no chaos or trampling. How can it be considered disturbing public order?"

"Secondly, it's nonsense to say that I'm a fraud. I really have kung fu skills, and I urge all challengers to go to a regular boxing gym to compete with me. There will be no street fights. So what am I cheating? I'm cheating money?"

"In the end, I just..."

"Shut up." Chief Inspector Cai interrupted coldly, "Whether it is a disturbance of public order is not up to you to decide. It is your behavior itself that determines it. And how can you say that you are not a swindler? What kind of Kung Fu do you have? Where did you learn Kung Fu? What kind of competitions have you participated in? Are you a member of the Wushu Association?"

"Without these, there will be no kung fu." Xiao Yu yawned uninterested: "Forget it, I can't explain it to you. I need to see someone."

"Meet your lawyer?"

"See you, Summer Director."

After saying that, Xiao Yu slowly raised his wrists. Under the surprised gazes of Chief Inspector Cai and the young police officer, he broke his hands.

"Clap!"

The steel handcuffs broke with a sound!

"???"

The police officer stared in horror.

Chief Inspector Cai stood up suddenly!

……

(End of this chapter)