My book friend Long Aotian
Chapter 110: I’m going to be kicked by the Oiran!
Chapter 110: I’m going to be kicked by the Oiran!
The head office of Baihua Valley's cloth shop in Huazhou is called "Moshangsang", which operates more than a dozen tailor shops, garment stores and embroidery shops, and has become a well-known brand in Huazhou.
Normally the store has a lot of customers, but today it is especially crowded.
This is because the author of "Langhuan Zhuan", a strange book that has been popular in Huazhou for several months, has revealed his identity. He is Li Bailong, the young master of Tianyi Pavilion, the famous hero of Baihua Valley, and the champion of Jiangbei!
Huazhou was extravagant, operas and plays were popular, and writers were as popular as famous courtesans, sought after by readers. The Legend of Nirvana in Fire rose to fame in a few months, with a brilliant plot and delicate writing - if that was all, it would be fine, just a bestseller.
But this book actually has several unique features.
First, the author actually imagined a mortal world without innate warriors.
Such ingenuity is simply unprecedented. Unfolding a story in such a world is like taking off countless shackles. The political affairs, customs, and rise and fall of dynasties in this world are extremely self-consistent and reasonable. The stories that take place in it are also real and moving, making people read and imagine.
This one thing alone has broadened the thinking patterns of countless people.
Since "Langhuan Legend", many authors quickly followed suit, each constructing and speculating, trying to create an unprecedented world... Unfortunately, none of them succeeded.
Secondly, all the poems in the book are original and of amazing quality. Each one is a masterpiece handed down from generation to generation. Not to mention the female writers in Huazhou, even the masters of contemporary literary world cannot match them.
Since it is about writing, there is naturally a chain of contempt.
While other authors were still using the joke of "traveling back to ancient times and plagiarizing poems of sages to shock the literary world", Brother Mo Feng actually wrote every poem that was original and all of them were brilliant and timeless.
This naturally attracted a large number of followers, including many Huazhou literati.
According to the Jimeis' magical idea that "the wife I promoted achieved amazing success = I achieved amazing success", Mo Feng's literary talent became their literary talent.
When you are in a war of words with other fans, this is your magic weapon that is always effective.
No matter how arrogant the opponent is, just saying "Why doesn't your sister have any original poems? Is it because she is too lazy to write?" can reduce the other party to the dust and make him helpless and furious.
Then add "your sister's sales volume is not as much as the tax paid by brother Mo Feng" and "the ceiling your sister can reach is my brother's floor" to form a three-line combo, and then you can launch a joint attack -
"It's so funny, your sister's new work hasn't even made a splash yet, and you book fans are the first to become mean."
The series is very popular, with many topics and discussion points. The number of fans of "Langhuan Zhuan" is increasing day by day. However, the author is unknown to the public and calls himself a man, which adds to the mystery. Who is the author of "Langhuan Zhuan"? It has always been a question in Huazhou Daily.
Now that the truth has been revealed, how could it not cause a frenzy in the state? What happened this morning was just the beginning. I wonder how many curious people who heard the news rushed to Moshangsang to join in the fun.
The cutting-edge news now reported by war correspondents is that "Brother Mo Feng is both literary and martial, and he runs very fast, making it difficult for readers to catch up. He only left behind a poem that will be passed down through the ages."
On his way back, Li Bailong saw many men, women, old and young going to Moshang Sang.
He felt a chill in his heart and gritted his teeth.
This "Langhuan Zhuan" was so popular - although it was hard for him to work hard in Lin County to write books and earn money, the success of his acquaintances made him even more jealous.
Damn it!
Strike a powerful blow immediately!
He was afraid of being blocked if he went through the main gate, so he found a secluded door and secretly returned to Moshangsang. He then went straight to someone's villa, wanting to find the bold thief and beat her up, insulting her and hitting her hard.
Unexpectedly, Junior Sister Xu appeared out of nowhere and flashed out from a secret door, whispering, "Senior Brother!"
Li Bailong was startled, but felt relieved when he saw that his junior sister was alone.
Xu Wangyu took a few steps forward, still with a hint of shock in his eyes that "my senior brother is actually a female frequency giant". Seeing Li Bailong being cautious, he was even more amused and whispered, "He hasn't left yet."
Shet!
They have all become illegitimate fans, right?
"Brother, you are really amazing. They learned about your true identity and stayed up almost all night. They waited at the door early this morning, politely begging for a meeting, but you ran away..."
Xu Wangyu said angrily, "These girls are all your loyal fans. They spontaneously set up reading clubs for you, guided your readers, and helped you get on the list. They have made contributions and worked hard. Why don't you pay any attention to them?"
It’s so cool—there’s even a fan club!
Why! And a group of beautiful girls are helping to manage it voluntarily! I hate it!
This kind of chaos in the fan circle must be thoroughly rectified!
Li Bailong was so jealous that he was almost unrecognizable. He gritted his teeth and asked, "What are they doing now?"
"If you run away, someone will have to clean up the mess." Xu Wangyu blinked, obviously he was inspired again, "Fortunately, fortunately, behind the talented and willful writer, there stands a kind, tolerant, considerate and gentle woman who thinks of you wholeheartedly."
"She was obviously angry about your concealment, and obviously jealous of your numerous female readers, but she still generously helped you deal with the mess and comforted the bewildered readers..."
"..."
it is good!it is good!it is good!
Very good! I am so touched!
Li Bailong sneered coldly and strode in the direction Xu Wangyu pointed.
That was Mo Shangsang's reception room, used to discuss large business with distinguished guests. The space was spacious, almost like a hall. Li Bailong approached from the side window, held his breath and listened, and he heard the master talking inside.
"Yes, he even hid it from me... I'm not too angry, after all, I know that this kid is a shy person. After this happened, he must be too embarrassed to talk to me for the next few days..."
Then a low "Oh" sound was heard in the reception room.
Her voice was filled with joy and happiness, as if she had a new understanding of "Brother Mo Feng".
——What are you so happy about! I am a social person! Be careful or I will take this opportunity to mess with you!
Then another book friend spoke up, his tone full of joy, and he even sobbed a little: "Master Sister, I was actually very happy to hear about Brother Mo Feng's identity..."
——Why are you calling me Master too? This little hoof belongs to me alone!
The girl sobbed twice and continued, "I used to argue with the foot-washing maids of the other family. They said that Brother Mo Feng was a secretive person and must be an ordinary vulgar man who didn't like to see people and stuttered when talking to women. My sisters wanted to argue, but after all, we had never seen my brother's true face. Now that I see him, I am really relieved..."
When she got moved, she burst into tears.
Soon, a gentle voice of comfort sounded, and Jiang Lishu said softly: "Don't cry, don't cry. You don't know him at all, but you have deep feelings for him just based on the book. I, as his master, am very grateful for your running around and arguing for him, loving him and protecting him. Sanlang is cold on the outside but warm on the inside. I'm sure he is also very grateful in his heart, but he does not talk much to women at ordinary times, and he is very silent in Baihua Valley..."
Li Bailong sneered when he heard this.
——Donkey! You are not needed as an operations officer!
All I could hear was the master trying his best to comfort everyone, or answering questions from book friends such as "What kind of person is Brother Mo Feng, what are his hobbies, what does he like to eat?"
He also interpreted with everyone "Is this a foreshadowing?" and expressed his own unique insights, which made everyone exclaim, and they all said "He is worthy of being Brother Mo Feng's mentor, the younger sisters didn't expect this."
In the end, she actually calmed down all the book fans.
The girls decided to work together to help Brother Mo Feng reach the top of Huazhou, wipe out all the coquettish and cheap women, and respectfully invite the master sister to be the head of the "Mo Feng Reading Club".
Jiang Lishu declined three times, but finally agreed reluctantly, saying something strange like "As long as it is beneficial to him, I will do my best and will never consider gains and losses." After sending the fan leaders of the fan club out, these girls with amazing action and diplomatic skills persuaded the onlookers to disperse, saying "Don't disturb my brother's daily life, we just need to watch him from a distance and enjoy the joy and satisfaction brought by his works."
Li Bailong witnessed all this and just sneered coldly.
He didn't care about these little fools, he had only one goal.
When Jiang Lishu returned to the villa and opened the door, he saw Li Bailong sitting at the table with a sullen expression on his face and a stack of "Langhuan Zhuan" beside him.
The master smiled nonchalantly and said, "I never thought you had such a talent. Why did you hide it from me? I did a lot for you today. Hey, why do you look so pale? What happened?"
Li Bailong said calmly, "I went to the bookstore to ask around. The release date of each volume of "Langhuan Zhuan" coincides with the time you left Baihua Valley and went to Huazhou on business trips. The most recent time was when Mu Qingge came. You went to Huazhou, and not long after you came back, a new volume of "Langhuan Zhuan" was released."
Jiang Lishu was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "What are you talking about?"
Li Bailong stood up, put his hands behind his back, and began to pace around the room, smiling and saying, "This is just my inference. If you want, I can tell you a story..."
Seeing this scene, the master couldn't help but shudder, and a trace of panic flashed across his face.
"Even if you act like a Di Renjie to your master..."
"There was a person who depended on her younger brother for everything. Her younger brother came from another world. In that world, there was no inner qi martial arts, but there were endless wonderful stories. She heard many interesting things from her brother. One day, she decided to write a book. The things she heard became an endless source material library..."
Jiang Lishu couldn't help but start to circle around with Li Bailong.
Li Bailong said calmly: "Writing a book can express one's aspirations, at least it will unconsciously reflect the author's spiritual core. This person is very shy, and she is afraid that A-di will know about this, and she is also afraid that the sisters in the sect will find out about her feelings, so she simply won't say anything."
"But she has heard too many stories about A-di's hometown, and the change in her way of thinking will invisibly change her narrative habits. Others may think that her writing is clever and her ideas are novel, but for her A-di, such narrative skills and writing habits are like a fire in the dark night, so clear and so familiar."
"Besides, this person is very stupid. She didn't want A-di to know, so she didn't have much vigilance. She recklessly used various plots and stories that only A-di and she knew. Not only that, she also used the poem that A-di read to her in the book - it's so stupid!"
"And today, she did something stupid!"
"She was in a daze and lost her mind yesterday. Maybe her identity was discovered! That's why she wanted to run away to avoid the limelight, but she did a stupid thing - she actually put the blame on her closest person!"
When Li Bailong said this, his voice and expression were already stern.
Unforgivable!
I just thought about this operation!
You actually did this before me!
"Eliminate all other possibilities, and there is only one truth!"
The empty glasses reflected a cold light. Li Bailong raised his hand and pointed, shouting: "I'm betting on my master's reputation! Mo Feng is you! You are Mo Feng! The author of "Langhuan Zhuan"!"
Jiang Lishu took a few steps back and said weakly: "I am your master..."
"shut up!"
Li Bailong's eyes were sharp. He took a step forward, his eyes like knives, and questioned: "People in our sect should be upright, like orchids and angelica. Disciples should keep their hearts and minds calm and follow the example of our masters. As a founding elder of the sect, you don't set an example yourself, but secretly write such decadent words and stupid books. You have completely disgraced our sect!"
The master was so confused by the scolding that he said in a sad voice: "You don't have to scold me like that..."
"How dare you talk back!"
Li Bailong pointed his sword with his hand, and said righteously: "You tell me! What if you write such dirty words that are indulging in love and shameless and are seen by your junior sisters... bah, what if your junior nephews see it! The usually serious Sixth Uncle is actually such a sultry and evil person! How can you let your uncles and uncles deal with it in the future? How can we keep the face of Baihua Valley!"
Jiang Lishu's face turned pale: "Stop talking, stop talking..."
"It's fine that you wrote such obscene words and indulged in self-degradation, but you implicated me and made others think that a disciple taught by such a master would be of a poor quality! Let me ask you, are you so distracted that you have to write a book to express your feelings? How will our fellow martial artists view our Baihua Valley? How..."
The master was yelling at the scolding and ran to Li Bailong's feet, hugged his legs and shouted: "Stop scolding, stop scolding! Brother, stop scolding!"
She looked up plaintively: "How come you are so skilled at cursing!"
——Of course!
This hellish mental storm exists in every one of my nightmares! I usually have nightmares about my seniors finding out my pen name and insulting me like this. What they insulted you today is less than one percent of it!
Li Bailong simply pinched his master's cheek and pulled hard.
The master whimpered but did not dare to resist and let him flatten and round him.
"You evil master, you brought trouble upon yourself and even revealed your disciple's name!"
Li Bailong thought about what happened today and gnashed his teeth in hatred: "How can you be a master like this!"
Jiang Lishu felt very guilty, but things had come to this point, and she had also encountered a joint offensive of various detective PLAYs, so she said: "I have scolded, pinched, and done things. I was wrong, I was wrong!"
Finally, she had her cards on the table and a big worry was gone, so she simply became lazy.
Li Bailong was still indignant: "You heartless bastard! You haven't even said anything yet! Why did you do such a thing!"
Jiang Lishu hugged his head and said in a sad voice: "I don't want to do this either! Do you think I want to push you to the front, occupy my pen name, my identity, my honor, and get entangled with my lovely and beautiful readers, and be obsessed with your beauty every day..."
Li Bailong said sternly: "Speak to the point!"
The master said simply, "A reader opened the box and it was me! I'm scared!"
Li Bailong laughed in anger: "What a useless thing! This will be discovered!"
Jiang Lishu retorted: "You don't understand at all! It's hard to hide your identity!"
——What's so difficult about that! Just kill anyone who wants to open your box! After he dies, you can accuse him of colluding with the Demon Sect and murdering loyal people, and that's it!
He said coldly: "Who the hell is that?"
Jiang Lishu whispered, "...a courtesan who kept pestering me and showing her love to me."
"The one that Junior Sister Xu is talking about, who wants to be my slave?"
Upon hearing this, the master retorted: "…It's for me! Not you!"
"How dare you! Mo Feng is mine now!" Li Bailong said proudly, "What's wrong with you? You don't even want an Oiran to throw herself at you!"
"That courtesan is a tough cookie!" Jiang Lishu said with a troubled look on his face, "She opened the box and found me. If I don't think of a solution, she'll kick me!"
Okay, it’s not too late today.
Still eight thousand words.
(End of this chapter)
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