My book friend Long Aotian

Chapter 111 I’ll hit you first!
Jiang Lishu just kept complaining.

"I wrote a book, and then the readers opened the box and paid me back."

"How terrible! Ever since I started writing the book, Yunjiang Bookstore has been receiving a large number of letters from readers. I can't read them all, but I also feel it would be bad to throw them away, so I had to buy a few houses to store these letters..."

——Li Bailong had a blank expression on his face, but his fists were hardened.

The real "Mo Feng" was unaware of anything and sighed when talking about her troubles.

"There are so many female readers! Some want to write poems with me, some ask me to teach them how to write, some want to become my disciples, some want to become my siblings, and some even send me handkerchiefs and silks with affectionate words..."

——Yeah, it’s fucking good, it’s so fucking good!

Jiang Lishu became more distressed when he said this: "The worst thing is that courtesan. She read my book when I released the second volume, and has been recommending it to me in public. She also helped me to make connections and contact the adaptation. The book became popular so quickly, and it also relied on her help..."

——Okay, there is also a popular female anchor who can help you with traffic and promotion for free, right?
"I asked her name. She was a famous aluminum copper. I called myself a man, so I thought she would have no interest in me. So I relaxed my guard and exchanged letters with her to express my gratitude. After a few exchanges, we established contact and talked a lot. I didn't expect..."

Having said this, the master's eyes gradually became empty.

Obviously, he was frightened by the aluminum and copper gameplay.

"At the beginning of the month, I came to Huazhou to submit my manuscript under the pretext of handling official business. After it was printed, I wanted to stay in Huazhou for a while to see the readers' praise for me and then go back to Baihua Valley."

"I didn't expect that on the second day after the book was officially released, at the new book reading meeting for "Langhuan Zhuan", the courtesan openly expressed her love for me, saying that through every letter I wrote, she gradually realized her feelings for me - it turned out that she didn't dislike men, she just hadn't met the right person."

"She said that her admiration for me was uncontrollable, and she was willing to shed her secular world, redeem herself and become a good woman, and follow me from now on... She knew that her status was humble, so she dared not ask for a high position, even if she could be a slave, she only wanted to serve me with her beautiful sleeves, the lights on and the rain on the night, and she would be satisfied..."

When Li Bailong heard this, he suddenly sneered.

——This kind of stupid plot about YYing about being able to straighten aluminum copper can only be thought of and written by the author Guo Nan, a single otaku who stays at home all day, doesn’t make friends, doesn’t expand his social circle, doesn’t contact women at all but complains about not being able to find a girlfriend, and only daydreams every day!

Jiang Lishu glanced at him and also looked regretful.

"I was shocked and wanted to write a letter to draw a line between us, but I didn't expect her to send me a letter first, saying straight away, 'Sister Mo Feng, I know you are a woman!'"

She pounded the table and gritted her teeth, "Damn it! This Aluminum Copper realized that I was a woman, so he dared to say in public that he wanted to become a good woman and follow me. He is so fearless!"

"She pointed out many flaws that I had accidentally revealed in her letter, saying that I knew a lot about women's boudoirs, and that I was very familiar with the affairs of knitting women, and so on. I replied to her letter to refute her one by one."

"Let's just say that I am the eldest grandson of the family. I have been loved by my grandmother since I was a child. I have been living in a land of wealth and luxury. I love to be a prostitute and be close to my sisters and maids. My family is also a family of officials, and they have been weaving for generations..."

You are Cao Xueqin, right?

"Who knew that this courtesan didn't care at all. She had already made up her mind and decided that I was a woman!"

"She also said that there is a lot of evidence that has not been released. Not only does she know that I am a woman, she can even roughly pinpoint where I am from and even which sect I belong to... Damn it!"

Jiang Lishu said this, feeling aggrieved, pulled Li Bailong's sleeve and pouted.

Li Bailong's eyes were as stern as a knife, and he was not shaken by the cute behavior at all: "And then?"

"Then she said that she didn't want to force you, but she was so obsessed with you that she couldn't hide her curiosity. She just wanted to meet you and become your confidant and close friend, so she came up with this desperate plan and asked me not to be afraid..."

The master said helplessly, "It was also a coincidence. At that time, I was planning to deal with her and slowly resolve the matter. Who knew that the sect sent back a message saying that you were framed and ambushed, and it was suspected that Fenglin Huoshan secretly attacked you. I had to rush back to Lin County immediately and left a letter to stabilize her temporarily."

"It's been more than half a month since the matter was resolved. We just came here yesterday, and I got some recent letters. The courtesan wrote one every two or three days, and she was urging me more and more. Seeing that I hadn't responded for a long time, she thought I was trying to play dead and get away with it, so she issued an ultimatum in the last letter, saying that if I didn't reply within three days, she would..."

Jiang Lishu said this and started to cry: "She went straight to Baihua Valley to seek refuge with me!"

Upon hearing this, Li Bailong sneered, "What a shame! Someone actually opened the box and found the home address!"

"It's my first time!" Jiang Lishu grabbed Li Bailong's hand like a life-saving straw, shaking it left and right, and said coquettishly, "It's true that I don't have much experience for the first time!"

Nonsense! It was my first time too, but I lasted a long time! I haven't leaked yet!
Li Bailong really wants to use his high-level status as a "senior in the literary world" and "pioneer against social death" to give some pointers to the shameful female writer and let her learn from her.

——But now that things have come to this, how can I let her know that my disciple is also in the same field!
Yes, that's right! You are the only one who wrote the article secretly!
You are actually doing such a menial job as an online writer, you pathetic Dalit!
In front of me, a martial arts Brahmin, you will always stay on the PLAY pillar of shame!
"So you pushed me out, right?"

He said coldly: "You are afraid of being defrauded, you are afraid of social demise, you are afraid that your master will know that you are writing female-oriented articles. Oh, it turns out that your disciples are not afraid!"

When Jiang Lishu heard this, she felt extremely guilty. She lowered her head and even pulled Li Bailong's hand over and rubbed her jade-like cheek against his palm.

Li Bailong was enjoying himself while cursing, "He did such a shameless and shameless thing, but he couldn't handle the aftermath properly. He was at risk of being exposed, but the first thing he thought of was to put the blame on the person closest to him! Such a person is no different from an animal!!"

Jiang Lishu raised his head, from bottom to top, raised his paws to his cheeks and swung them lightly, looking straight at him, and tilted his head: "Ah... meow."

brute!

Do you think you can get away with it like this?

"That's great! Now the whole Huazhou City thinks I'm Mo Feng!" Li Bailong cursed passionately while enjoying his unprecedentedly well-behaved and docile master, "Not only that, if my uncles, aunts, sisters and junior sisters know about this, I won't be able to live as a human being anymore!"

"It doesn't matter! If I write a book for women, my senior sisters will laugh at me. But if it's you who writes, everyone will just think that you are sensitive, kind and gentle, and your writing is full of sympathy for the plight of women..."

Jiang Lishu wanted to say "Actually, you made the profit", but now she was in the wrong and didn't dare to add fuel to the fire. She could only beg, "Brother, dear brother, you can't bear to see me die, right?"

She said pitifully, "You see, I just thought writing a book was fun, so I just wrote it and sent it to Huazhou. I didn't expect it to become popular. It was also beyond my expectation that so many readers would pay attention to it."

"..."

His expression, which had eased slightly earlier because of Master's cute meowing, darkened again.

The master was still playing the victim: "I didn't expect that there would be an ill-intentioned aluminum copper courtesan who had been planning for a long time and had been quietly promoting my books without asking for anything in return. I thought she was a loyal reader, but I didn't expect she was greedy for my body. She was just trying to take advantage of me..."

Li Bailong's face was distorted and he was burning with jealousy.

He shouted, "I'll punch you first!"

The master was so surprised that he was hugged by A-di.

Fortunately, she was much better at martial arts, and she immediately used her strength to break free, and began to run around the table, shouting as she ran: "Stop it, I'm not aluminum copper, and I don't have any feelings for her, why are you jealous!"

Li Bailong was furious: "Yes, I am very jealous. I am dying of jealousy!"

"What's there to be jealous of? I'm a woman!"

The master understood, but she didn't think about it in the direction of "people in the same profession look down on each other" at all. She just laughed and said, "I'm a straight girl! Only otakus like you think lesbian relationships are good. I think it's disgusting!"

She dodged and shouted, "Put yourself in their shoes! Suppose you wrote a male-oriented novel and it performed very well, with probably... well, hundreds of thousands of subscriptions..."

"..." Damn it! God damn seal!
Damn it, die!

Jiang Lishu dodged and said, "Suppose there's a super-high-traffic celebrity who suddenly promotes your book like crazy, and helps you to attract traffic and advertise on various occasions to help you get exposure. If you were to buy promotion properly, it would probably cost hundreds of thousands or millions, but he does it all for you for free. You go to thank him, and he just says that he appreciates your work and wants to be friends with you..."

"You've been friends for a while, and then he suddenly confesses to you that he's a gay and has been eyeing you for a long time. He says he can continue to help you for free and ask you to help him - how do you feel?"

Li Bailong was stunned for a moment.

——Fuck, I don’t even have such a powerful top-tier gay reader!

"Stop chasing!" the master shouted, "Now your dear master has been targeted by this kind of aluminum copper reader. The disciple has done the hard work, and the aluminum copper wants to bully the master. What should you do?"

Li Bailong laughed grimly: "I will grind your teeth in front of her! Let her watch you grin with her own eyes!"

Jiang Lishu shouted: "Now you are Mo Feng!"

...Yes.

Li Bailong stopped, thought for a moment, then started to chase after him, grinning grimly.

"I'm going to gnaw her teeth right in front of you! You'll have to watch her gnaw!"

Jiang Lishu had no choice but to turn around and greet him.

She is a few years older than Li Bailong, but she started learning martial arts much earlier, so her apparent strength is far superior to A-di's, so she subdued and captured Li Bailong easily and efficiently.

But she felt guilty and had to ask for help from her brother, so after holding Li Bailong's hands, she hugged him, patted his head and back, and coaxed him gently: "Be good, don't be angry..."

"..."

hateful!

When fighting with the master, I couldn't use my true strength, and I didn't dare to cheat, and I actually fell into the enemy's hands!

Thinking this, Li Bailong leaned his body and rubbed harder and harder.

Jiang Lishu spat, but was looked down upon by his disciple with an arrogant gaze from the moral high ground. He felt ashamed, but was too embarrassed to push him away, so he could only give him benefits.

Her cheeks were slightly red, and she coaxed him as she spoke: "I know you are very angry, but just think of it as a sacrifice for your sister, okay?"

Li Bailong turned his head away.

The elder sister blew a breath into his ear again and whispered softly, "Look, this is not entirely a bad thing. Don't you think it's difficult to carry out the work of the Tongwen Bureau? This is an opportunity to break the deadlock."

Well, indeed, Li Bailong had realized it before.

His current identity is Mrs. Mo Feng, a giant in the female frequency. She has a huge reputation and a huge readership base in Huazhou. She is definitely not comparable to Long Batian, a clueless male frequency talker.

And there is another identity named Director Tongwen Li on the surface!
Who can resist the combination of the two?

After all, there are many factions within the female frequency community, and readers of different schools attack and hate each other. Li Bailong intervenes in the melee as Mo Feng, fanning the flames and triggering a war. In the midst of chaos, he reveals his identity as Director Li of Tongwen, and he will definitely beat all these rivals to a pulp!

But it’s one thing to think of it yourself.

How you behave in front of the Master is another matter!
So, after hearing this, Li Bailong's body shook slightly, his eyes slightly raised, as if he understood something.

Then he snorted heavily and turned his head to the side.

The master really took the bait.

Seeing that there was a chance, she hugged Li Bailong, rocked him gently, and then leaned close to him, rubbing his cheek a few times, and begged him softly, "Look, Master is doing this for your own good. I'm lending you the account to help you with your work. You help me take down my vest and solve the social dead issue. Everyone, you help me, and I'll help you..."

Li Bailong said angrily: "Sister is still using me! She is just helping me by the way!"

"If that's the case, I would have run away long ago." Jiang Lishu said coquettishly, "I didn't run away, but faced it with my brother. Doesn't that prove my feelings?"

"I do not care!"

Li Bailong snorted, "I'm helping you take this big blame for no reason. Wherever I go in the future, people will point fingers at me and say that I'm an online writer. This is such a great humiliation. How can I still maintain my dignity?"

Jiang Lishu knew what this guy wanted to do, but the situation was stronger than him, so he could only complain: "Then what do you say? Do you want me to go through all this trouble and clarify it myself?"

Li Bailong snorted, "Now that things have come to this, if Master goes to clarify, wouldn't my sacrifice be in vain? Who made me your good brother? For the sake of my sister, I have no choice but to endure the humiliation. But... you have to give me some compensation!"

Even though she was prepared, Jiang Lishu was still shocked and felt ashamed.

She stammered, "You promised me last night that you wouldn't bully me no matter what happened..."

Okay, we predicted that yesterday, right?
But it doesn't matter!

"I did promise not to bully you." Li Bailong said proudly, "but I didn't say I can't passively accept it."

The master was speechless.

So, we launched a counterattack.

"Even if I promise Master to play the role of Mo Feng and pull you back from the brink of social death, I know nothing about "Langhuan Zhuan" and female-oriented TV series. When I appear in public and communicate with colleagues and even readers, I will be exposed in a few words, right?"

"So, Master, do you need to give me some lessons on various aspects of The Legend of Nirvana in Fire and female dramas?"

Li Bailong showed a devilish smile.

"You know, I'm a good kid who loves to study."

"As long as the master guides me step by step!"

"Teach with all your heart!"

"Physically practice!"

"Then I will definitely learn well, but if you don't teach me well, then..."

Li Bailong's eyes are extremely pure.

"Master, you don't want me to be seen through by the Aluminum Copper Courtesan and have her tease you again, right?"

(End of this chapter)