Don't call me evil god

Chapter 458 Loopholes in the Rules
It was a rare occasion that Brandon's brain worked faster than Pete's.

Perhaps because he was dizzy from the smell in the Heart of Stone bar, Pete didn't react to Brandon's meaning for a while:
"Why participate in the competition?"

"We don't need a year's supply of Stone Castle liquor, do we?"

Brandon said carelessly:

"That's what I thought."

"Those muscle guys don't bother with us because they think we are insignificant and don't respect us at all."

"In that case, if we can beat everyone else in their game, won't that respect come?"

Pete's eyes lit up.

"It seems...it's true!"

He hadn't changed his mind yet.

Dealing with dwarves is completely different from dealing with humans or goblins.

Humans are polite and well-mannered.

Although the goblins are a bit cunning, they have learned a lot from humans. As long as they are given enough benefits, they will become extremely obedient and smooth.

The dwarves are not like that.

They have vulgar manners, bad tempers, and deep-rooted concepts of family honor.

While respecting the strong, he also looked down upon the weak.

This can be seen from the system of the dwarf cards alone.

Those "unqualified" descendants of blood will not even have the chance to enjoy any of the family's benefits. They will be directly kicked out of the family and left to fend for themselves.

But the dwarves don’t think there is anything wrong with their family system. They are still thinking about finding ways to prove themselves, win the respect of other dwarves, and return to the family.

to be honest.

These guys are tough guys, not soft guys.

Talking and communicating with them nicely will only make the dwarves think you are a complete wimp, and they will look down on you and not bother to pay attention to you.

If you want to communicate normally with the dwarves, you have to convince them first!
Whether you use force or drinking, the key is to make them understand that you are stronger than them!

"Participating in the Wine Warriors competition to win respect... seems to work?"

……

Once his mind was opened, Pete immediately perfected Brandon's plan.

Because there is a "loophole" in Brandon's plan that must be addressed.

That is - Pete doesn't think there is anyone among them who can drink particularly well!
Pete knew Gail's drinking capacity.

He's the same kind of guy. One glass of that strong liquor, Stone Castle Liquor, will definitely kill him.

Miranda gets drunk easily.

Brandon was a bit stronger, but when it came to strong drink, he was certainly no match for these dwarves who had alcohol coursing through their veins.

As for Reina, although her family ran a pub, Pete had never seen her drink many times.

He once heard Reina say that in the past, when she served wine to the guests, she would just drink a glass or half a glass with them to liven up the atmosphere, and that was all.

It doesn't sound like he can drink a lot.

In short.

Since he couldn't beat the dwarves by drinking, Pete had to find another way.

The rules of "Big Liar Dice" are very simple.

Its loopholes are also very obvious!
Because theoretically it is possible to "defeat all enemies without drinking a drop of alcohol."

No matter who claims to open the dice clock to see the result, the loser will end up drinking.

In other words.

As long as the contestant can ensure that he wins to the end and does not lose a single game, he can not drink a drop of alcohol!
……

After wandering around the circular platform of the stone fortress, Pete finally found a cave tavern called "Happy Hour Bar", the structure of which was similar to that of the "Heart of Stone Bar".

Pete activated the magic state of [Revelation of All Secrets] and stared at the defending and challenging parties in the game. After watching for a while, he had an idea in his mind. This time, the defending party was not very lucky.

After losing three games in a row, he drank three large glasses of Stoneburger liquor, and his body slid under the table like a ball of mud and fell into a deep sleep.

The bartender shouted loudly to liven up the atmosphere:

"A new champion has been born!"

"Who is the most powerful bastard in this bar! Who is the real wine warrior!"

"Where is the next challenger?"

"We need a real warrior to take down this bastard defending the ring!"

"The registration fee is only 1 gold coin. You can win a wine warrior and drink as much as you want!"

The dwarves responded to the bartender's calls by banging their fists and glasses on the stone table in a rhythmic pattern, making all sorts of noisy noises.

"Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!"

The challenger-turned-champion became even more excited and simply jumped onto the table and started performing an extremely vulgar war dance.

"Who dares to challenge me!"

"I'm going to drink you all down!!!"

Without hesitation, Pete raised his hand and stepped forward.

"I'll challenge you!"

The pub, which had been noisy before, became quiet for a moment.

The dwarves were surprised - a human challenger appeared in their wine warrior competition!
It is a rare thing to see humans in the Stone Fortress, and it is even rarer that the other party dares to come to participate in the competition!
next moment.

The noise broke out even more loudly!

"Thin dog! Thin stick!"

"A weakling!"

"Kill him! He's a piece of shit!"

The drunken dwarves were frantically banging on anything they could get their hands on that could make a sound, and the noise was deafening.

In some ways, dwarves look down on humans.

They despise humans for not being strong enough, like a skinny, thin dog;
He is so tall, but he is as thin as a stick and has no strong body.

In addition, humans like to weigh the pros and cons when facing danger, and often give in when they are unsure of something. This is also a trait that dwarves despise.

Pet's appearance almost perfectly fits the stereotype of dwarves and is extremely unpleasant.

Therefore, when Pete expressed his intention to sign up for the challenge, he immediately became the focus of the bar!

……

A full glass of Stonewall was slammed on the table.

A little bit of mellow wine spilled out.

Pete felt a little dizzy just by smelling the smell. He didn't dare to imagine what would happen after drinking this glass - no, it should be said that this "barrel" of wine.

If he really had to compete with the dwarf in drinking in the normal way, he would probably die without knowing how he died.

The two sides are not opponents of the same level of strength at all.

Pete wanted to win the respect of the dwarves by participating in the competition, but his real idea was to cheat!
Two dice clocks, five dice per person.

After shaking the dice vigorously, Pete opened the dice clock and looked at it:
2, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6.

A rather dangerous outcome.

Normally, not having a big enough "point" means not having enough confidence to call out a bigger number.

The opponent, the dwarf who had just become the defender, came up aggressively and shouted an oppressive prediction:
"Four fives!"

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