The Merry Man

If it is outside the Berlin Temple, let him flood the sky!

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So what is behind this sentence?

Wang Chen's eyes trembled slightly, he is not sure about anything else, but he can be sure of one thing, that is, Master Xie Yue is definitely an eminent monk who sees through all falsehoods.It's not the kind of fake monk who can scald people by filling his teacup with water, but an eminent monk who really understands the true meaning of Buddha!

Wang Chen's father, Wang Hao, once said that the so-called gods and Buddhas are all hypocrisy. If you cultivate to a certain level, you will understand that the so-called gods and Buddhas are all fake. If it is true that all living beings are equal, If everyone can become a Buddha, why is there only one Shakyamuni?

Seeing mountains as mountains and seeing water as water is a kind of simplicity and a state!

Naturally Wang Chen couldn't reach this kind of realm, but it seemed that this mage Xie Yue had already reached it, and he was an absolutely remarkable big shot who could reach this kind of realm.

Master Xie Yue looked at Wang Chen and the three of them with a chuckle and asked: "Namo Amitabha, the three benefactors, now the old monk's request has been finished, I wonder if you have any other doubts?"

The lunatic and Yaoxie looked at Wang Chen at the same time. Wang Chen rolled his eyes at these two bastards, and clasped his hands together towards Master Xie Yue: "If the master doesn't dislike the three of us, we naturally have no other opinions. It's just that the mantle of the big devil It's too mysterious to say, let alone whether he exists or not, even if he does exist, whether it can fall on the heads of the three of us is another matter. However, please rest assured, the three of us are definitely not people who will repay kindness."

Master Xie Yue said with compassion on his face: "Namo Amitabha Buddha, there is no such thing as a big demon in the world. If you believe it, then he will exist. Everything in the world has its own destiny. Everything is fate. I believe in it the most in this life. The word is fate. As long as you stay in Bolin Temple for seven days, after seven days, I will tell the three benefactors all the reasons. Now that the three benefactors have agreed to the request of the old monk, our promise is Isn't it possible to cash in from now on?"

Wang Chen hurriedly nodded and said, "That's natural."

Master Xie Yue's expression suddenly changed, he laughed twice and said with a look of successful tricks: "Well, I have something to go out for a while now, my house hasn't been cleaned for a long time, you can help clean it, three I'll come back after hours, if you haven't finished cleaning, the dinner of the three of you will be saved."

Yaoxie was stunned and asked subconsciously: "What is it? Clean the house?"

"Namo Amitabha, I'm leaving first, three benefactors, you should be busy first." Before leaving, Master Xie Yue added: "By the way, brooms and other things are in the hut inside, by the way you Help me clean the hut too. You need to be quicker with your hands and feet, my room is a bit big, so three hours is not too long."

After Master Xie Yue finished speaking, he pushed the door open and left, only to hear a faint voice coming in from outside the door: "Hey, I finally found three silly hats to help clean the house, where is happiness, where is happiness, Happiness lies in the IQ of the three idiots. Hehe, I can continue to play bungee jumping, old man."

"I ri!"

Wang Chen and the three of them were dumbfounded, this shit is too deceitful to grandpa?Unexpectedly, the old monk came as soon as he said, without any tact, he went bungee jumping by himself and asked the three of them to stay and clean the house.Yaoxie stared at Wang Chen quite speechlessly and said, "Why do I always feel that we have been cheated?"

Wang Chen scratched his head and said, "This may be the test given to us by the master."

The lunatic glanced around the room, smiled honestly and said: "It's okay, anyway, this room is not big, I think it's only about [-] square meters in total, the three of us will probably finish cleaning it in a while."

"Damn! This is the first time for me to clean the house for someone. I don't say anything. The more I talk, the more I want to cry. Okay, I'll go to that hut to get the broom first." Yaoxie turned to the Buddha dejectedly. He walked in through the small door at the back, and just as he entered, he heard a scream.

Wang Chen and the lunatic were stunned for a moment, and rushed towards Yaoxie. They were also dumbfounded when they entered the hut.

"I... rely!"

Wang Chen opened his mouth, and Wang Chen subconsciously rubbed his eyes, not knowing what words to use to describe his sadness at the moment.

I saw that the so-called hut of Xieyue old bald donkey just now has a total of six to seven hundred square meters, and there are all kinds of facilities in it. , It is estimated that I will subconsciously say that I rely on it.

There is a tall basketball rack at the main entrance of the hut. There are table tennis tables and badminton courts near the basketball rack. Various fitness equipment are arranged in the corner of the room. Wang Chen and the others feel like they have entered the gym.If you think things are that simple, then you are wrong, the wrong panties and hoods are all off.

This is still conventional, and there are many irregular ones. There is also a small carousel that you usually see in the park. Next to the small wooden horse, there are slides, swings, and video game motorcycles that are common in video game cities. , a dancing mat, and even more unacceptable, there are two computers and two large desktop game consoles in the old monk's hut.Not far from the game console, there is a whole set of karaoke equipment.

Wang Chen doubted whether an old monk like Master Xieyue could still play with these things. Could it be that this old monk of Nima had to use a microphone when chanting scriptures?What made Wang Chen even more speechless was that what I just mentioned was just equipment for entertainment and sports. Besides, there was also a wine cabinet hanging on the wall on the left, in which some red wine was frozen and some white wine was placed. A monk Was drinking a surprise?

no!

Very no!

There is a refrigerator next to this wine cabinet, and there is a refrigerator full of meat in the refrigerator!

Wang Chen suddenly wants to compose a poem, this song is very suitable for his mood at this moment: wine and meat pass through the intestines, video games are played in the hand, heart sutras are recited in front of the microphone, wooden fish is knocked on the motorcycle, where is the love of Buddha Nima Keep.

"You... Are you sure this is the house of Master Xie Yue?" Wang Chen asked with a trembling voice.

"determine."

Yaoxie pointed to the sign on the opposite door and said: "Have you seen it? There is still a photo of the old monk hanging on it, and there is a line of words below, let me see, my ri, Xieyue Entertainment Center? Tianli, this nima There is also the principle of heaven, is the monk's life so luxurious?"

"You... what do you think is that?" The madman weakly pointed to a human-like device not far away and asked.

Wang Chen and Yaoxie looked over at the same time, Yaoxie's chin fell to the ground, and she pointed at the magical tool speechlessly and said, "Ni...Nima's! Is this Nima's imitation doll in legend? My ri! There is still a doll hidden in the house of an old monk?"

Yaoxie only felt his eyes go dark, and he fainted immediately.