The Merry Man

In ancient times, there was the living Buddha monk Jigong, and now there is Master Xieyue. These two old monks exist in a way that cannot be explained by common sense.

Now Wang Chen finally understands why Gu Long once said that there are three kinds of people in this world who cannot be provoked, one is beggars, the other is women, and the other is monks.

Beggars are because they are too small people, their lives are worthless, but they can risk your life.Women, needless to say, if you provoke a killer, you will die at most, but if you provoke a woman, it will be difficult for you to die.The last monk, Wang Chen didn't understand at first, but now he finally understands.

The real monk Nima is all lunatics, look at the facilities of Master Xieyue's hut, and then look at the respected appearance of Master Xieyue in the rivers and lakes, and you will understand how hypocritical this monk is Yes, how crazy.

The lunatic asked weakly: "Do you think that Master Xie Yue has other mysteries in doing this? We can't understand it?"

Yaoxie stood up from the ground, wiped away his tears and said: "Okay, don't talk anymore, I guess I will burst into tears if I continue to talk, and return Nima's mystery, I feel that this old monk is purely mysterious, we will definitely I was deceived by this old monk! No way, I, Yaoxie, have never been swept away in my life. I am not a fool to play with him. I am going back, are you going back?"

"This……"

The lunatic put his eyes on Wang Chen, only to see Wang Chen shook his head and said: "No matter what the purpose of this Master Xie Yue is for us, but I don't think he will let us come to sweep the floor, you know At any rate, Master Xie Yue is quite famous in Jianghu, so let's sweep the floor quickly."

Wang Chen found a rag and a broom from behind the door of the so-called hut, and started to work by himself.The lunatic scratched his head, picked up the broom, and followed behind Wang Chen.The lunatic is not smart, but he has one advantage, that is, he knows how to follow smart people. ..

Yaoxie looked at the two guys quite speechlessly. In fact, he also knew that it would not be as simple as sweeping the floor for Mage Xieyue to let the three of him come. happy.Yaoxie said to Wang Chen and the others: "My day! You don't have to leave, but don't let me sweep the floor, I haven't swept the floor in my life."

Wang Chen rolled his eyes at him and said: "Damn it! Then you find a place to play your own dick."

Yaoxie snorted softly, took out a rag from the middle of the broom, and laughed: "I said I don't sweep the floor, but I didn't say I didn't wipe the floor. What is a genius? A genius is one who can even wipe the floor so well." It's cool! Anyway, I wiped the table at home back then, so it's not like I was abused by this old monk here."

Yaoxie found a quite convincing reason for herself, hummed a ditty and fetched a bucket of water, soaked the rag and began to mop the floor.The three of them got busy in full swing, and time passed by. By the time the three of them had just finished cleaning the cabin inside and were cleaning the room outside, Master Xie Yue had already returned.

Master Xie Yue frowned slightly, and when he came in, he reprimanded without saying a word: "You three, why are you working so slowly? It's been two hours, 59 minutes and 60 seconds now! You three, hurry up! After finishing the work here, the flowers outside still need to be watered, and you can go directly there in a while."

Master Xie Yue went out again after finishing speaking, leaving only Wang Chen and the others to watch each other.

What's the situation with this Nima?

After Wang Chen and the others cleaned up the house, the three of them were already covered in dirt, and they were in an indescribable panic, but they didn't even have time to rest for 5 minutes, so they continued to get busy.

Master Xie Yue said "flowers outside" easily, but it is not easy to irrigate. There is a large garden of four to five hundred square meters outside, and the sky inside.But Wang Chen and the three of them are not in the mood to appreciate it at all, because now they have discovered a rather stupid problem, there is no water around here!

I ri!

It was only after Wang Chen asked a young monk that if he needed to get water, he had to fetch water from a well more than 500 meters away from the garden.Hearing this, Yaoxie threw the kettle away, and cursed: "My god! That dead bald donkey is deliberately teasing us, I will quit!"

Wang Chen felt a little uncomfortable at the moment, but he still restrained himself very well, shook his head and said: "If you persist, it will only be seven days anyway. I don't believe that Master Xie Yue can torture us to death in these seven days!"

Yaoxie sighed, and said quite depressingly: "Okay, Nima, I owe you this time, Xiao Chenzi, I didn't expect that the old monk Xie Yue called us here to do odd jobs. If I had known, I wouldn't have gone Jincheng is looking for you."

Wang Chen rolled his eyes and said: "Don't be obedient, just bear with it, this old monk Xie Yue is a lunatic, I understand it, we can do whatever he asks us to do, you can reason with a lunatic, Don't you become a fool?"

The lunatic picked up the two buckets next to him, smiled honestly, and said to Wang Chen and the others: "You two are watering the flowers here, and I'm responsible for fetching water, anyway, I'm strong."

The lunatic is definitely ranked in the top ten in the era of Jianghu, but he didn't expect to become a plumber in the Berlin Temple.Don't say anything, in this world, who do you turn to for reasoning?But fortunately, there was a lunatic, under the lunatic's fast pace, Wang Chen and the others finally got back some time, and just finished watering the flowers before Master Xie Yue came.

Master Xieyue finally nodded with satisfaction this time and said: "Well, this time is good, well, it's time for dinner now, you go to eat some vegetarian food first, and then come to my room after eating, I will teach it to you. You have something."

"Yes!"

When Mage Xie Yue turned his head and left, Wang Chen and the three of them heaved a sigh of relief, and there was a hint of excitement in their eyes. This old guy was finally willing to teach something.

Everyone knows that Buddhism not only has complementary effects between Buddhism and magic, but also has many common and complementary aspects in ancient martial arts and Jianghu martial arts.As the saying goes, the martial arts in the world come from Shaolin. This sentence is definitely not blown out casually by a braggart. Shaolin martial arts is truly invincible.

Now in Jianghu, most of the martial arts are divided into two types, one is based on the Tai Chi of ancient Wudang, supplemented by folk iron kung fu, and takes the traditional route, and the other is to accommodate the ancient Shaolin, that is, Buddhism Kung Fu, and then combined with traditional Kung Fu, taking a novel route.

When they arrived at the cafeteria of the Berlin Temple, the excitement that had just risen turned to ashes in an instant. What is bullying?At the beginning, Wang Chen only had the role of bullying others, but today he was finally bullied by others, how can the feeling of it be explained clearly by a sentence of bitterness?

Yaoxie angrily pointed at his plate and cursed: "Fuck, I rely on your mother's chrysanthemums! A bowl of porridge, a steamed bun, five pickles, I rely on! There are so many green vegetables that don't even have any oil, This shit is dinner? I rely on the ancestors of these monks for eighteen generations, I curse you to be monks for the rest of your life, this stuff is fed to the animals, and the animals may not eat like shit!"

Even an honest person like Madman couldn't help being angry this time: "You monks are too unreasonable? Even if it's a steamed bun, it still has to make people full. How can such a steamed bun be enough?"

Wang Chen surprisingly didn't speak a word this time, at this moment, suddenly an interesting voice floated behind Wang Chen and the three of them: "Haha, isn't this the famous Wang Chen, is there a demon or a lunatic?" How can we not meet each other in the end of the world? Didn’t expect the three of you to be here? And you are still angry because of eating, haha, if this is put on the rivers and lakes, it will be another piece of breaking news!"