The Merry Man

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, when practicing the deep Prajna Paramita for a long time, I can see that all five aggregates are empty..."

Wang Chen was sitting in front of the Bodhisattva with a straight back, looking extremely solemn. The three of them kept chanting sutras in the smell of sandalwood, giving people a feeling that seemed real and unreal, and the atmosphere was a little hazy .

Master Xie Yue nodded with a smile. The most important thing for cultivating the Buddha's heart is not the appearance, but the sincerity of the heart. It seems that the performance of these three people is not bad at least now.After offering incense to the three of them, Master Xie Yue quietly left the hut by himself, leaving only the three of them silently inside.

"Guanzizai Bodhisattva, eat grapes without spitting out grape skins. The old monk is gone. What should we do now? I'm really hungry. I see that the five aggregates are all empty..." Yaoxie raised his left eyelid slightly, and looked at the While reciting scriptures, Konima's scriptures suddenly changed.

Wang Chen remained motionless here, and said silently: "Sariputra, it is the empty appearance of all dharmas, neither born nor destroyed, neither dirty nor clean, neither increasing nor decreasing, I am also very hungry, but this old monk does not I know when I will come back, otherwise we send someone to find food, what do you think. There is no old age and death, and there is no old age and death..."

Yaoxie trembled slightly in that body, glanced sideways at Wang Chen and said: "All the Buddhas of the third age follow the Prajna Paramita. I think it's okay, but who should we go to? No, I'm too hungry, hungry I almost don't have the energy to recite the scriptures, how about the three of us punching each other? It's true that we can eliminate all suffering..."

Wang Chen said: "So I said the Prajna Paramita mantra, and said the mantra: This, well, madman, come, let's prepare to punch. Bodhisattva."

The conversation between Wang Chen and Yaoxie just finished reading a Heart Sutra. The lunatic scratched his head and stood up, and asked rather confusedly: "What are you two reading? Why did I read it wrong when I followed it? Why are we going out to find it?" Food, isn’t there so much food in here?”

"I ri! Why didn't we think of it?"

Wang Chen and Yaoxie looked at each other, and with a cheap smile, they jumped up and rushed towards the ones hidden by Master Xieyue. The lunatic yelled "Damn! Shameless!" and hurriedly followed .Wang Chen dug out some cooked food from the refrigerator, there were various kinds of cooked food and various meats, emerging endlessly.

Wang Chen pulled out an elbow and a chicken, holding the elbow in his left hand and the chicken in his right, and he ate the chicken.Yaoxie and the lunatic ran to the wine cabinet privately hidden by Master Xie Yue. These two people have a deep shameless samadhi. They don't want the best but the most expensive when drinking. There is also a bottle of ice wine that is quite exquisitely packaged.

Yaoxie couldn't help sighing: "Damn it! I searched for a long time but couldn't find this kind of ice wine. I didn't expect this old bald donkey to hide it."

The lunatic smiled honestly and said: "I really don't know why you like to drink red wine. I think baijiu tastes good enough. There is no such thing as daughter red and Moutai in the market. This thing is more expensive than diamonds, really. It’s one bottle less.”

As he said that, the lunatic opened a bottle, and he drank half of the so-called good wine that one bottle was missing.

Wang Chen stared at the two drunkards quite speechlessly. He was quite helpless towards the lunatic. Wang Chen once asked the lunatic how much you can drink, and this guy directly stretched out a finger.Wang Chen guessed that one bottle and one box are all damn wrong. What the lunatic means is that I always drink no matter whether it is white red beer or not!

The three of them took only a dozen minutes to get it done, and then the three of them took a few minutes to clean everything up. Yaoxie stretched out his treasure from the crotch quite wretchedly. A tube came in the bottle.Not long after Wang Chen and the others finished, Master Xie Yue walked in.

"Okay, if you stick to it like this, you will soon have a Buddha's mind."

Master Xie Yue nodded lightly after finishing speaking, Wang Chen and the others subconsciously squinted their eyes, and saw Master Xie Yue running directly to the game console, playing video games for a while, and then running to his wine cabinet.Wang Chen secretly yelled that it was not good, and saw Master Xie Yue took out the bottle of ice wine from the wine cabinet with a longing face, smacking the corner of his mouth and sighing.

boom!

Mage Xie Yue opened the wine bottle, and then took a sip from the mouth of the wine bottle.

Wang Chen, Yaoxie and the lunatic's eyes were all drunk, the ice wine bottle was no longer ice wine, it turned into hot urine!I saw Master Xie Yue's expression slowly changing from red to glowing red, and finally turned blood red.

boom!

The wine bottle hit the ground with a crisp sound, and the urine was scattered all over the floor along with glass shards.Master Xie Yue's hair straightened up in anger, staring at Wang Chen and the three of them who were running away, his voice seemed to burst into flames: "Stop, you three! Can anyone explain to me?" Explain what's going on?!"

"This……"

Wang Chen, the lunatic and Yaoxie looked at each other, Wang Chen calmed down and said slowly: "Master Xie Yue, the three of us are preparing to go to the latrine, master, do you have any advice?"

Master Xie Yue glared at him: "Advice? Hmph! Do you three still use the latrine? I think you all regard me as a latrine!"

"No, no, no."

Yaoxie shook his head and said: "Master Xie Yue, you don't know something. Just now, the three of us were sincere to the Buddha. This heart moved the Bodhisattva. When the Bodhisattva appeared in this world, I didn't expect that the Bodhisattva would look down on the three of us but have a special liking for the master's wine cabinet." How dare the three of us stop the Bodhisattva, the Bodhisattva said after drinking the wine, in return for the good wine, I will give you a cup of fine nectar and jade liquid, and give it to the master."

"Gorgeous Jade Liquid?"

Master Xie Yue frowned.

"Exactly!"

The more the evil said, the more addicted he continued: "This fine nectar and jade liquid is taken from Tianchi water, condensed into spiritual water with the magic power of all immortals, and brewed for seven to 49 years. The spiritual water condensed with mana was used as a slurry, and it was brewed for another 81 years before it became the legendary nectar."

"Qiongyeyuye, the taste is sweet and delicious. A mortal can ascend to immortality with one sip, a true immortal with two sips, and immortality and death with three sips. It is the best wine in the Three Realms." Pointing at the door of the hut, he pointed to Master Xieyue and said, "Master, just now you destroyed this fine nectar and jade liquid. The small one is that you didn't understand the Bodhisattva, and the big one is that you looked down on the immortals in the sky and all the Buddhas in the Western Heaven!"

"Really?" Master Xie Yue sneered.

"That's natural!"

Yaoxie nodded, and said seriously, suddenly he pushed open the door of the hut, and shouted: "Damn it! The wind is tight, and if you don't care about it, get out quickly! Waiting for the chrysanthemum to be exploded by Monkey King's golden cudgel? "