The Merry Man

"I ri!"

Wang Chen and the lunatic followed behind Yaoxie and immediately turned around and ran away. Don't look at the old monk Xieyue who has a bunch of old bones, but his strength is quite sturdy. Not to mention the best in the world, but in the world, in the world There are really not many people above who are the opponents of this old guy.

"Humph! Want to run?"

Master Xie Yue snorted coldly, waved his big hand, and the door was slammed shut tightly.Yaoxie had just walked to the door when he was knocked back by the door, and blood flowed down his nostrils.Master Xie Yue snorted softly, turned around and appeared in front of Yaoxie, holding an empty wine bottle in his hand, which was exactly the bottle of Nurhong that the lunatic drank just now.

"Is it fine nectar and jade liquid? Huh! Very good, quite good, very good, it can't be better, and I'll give you a bottle of fine nectar and jade liquid, what do you think?" Master Xie Yue also opened his crotch and came After pouring out a batch of fine nectar and jade liquid, under Wang Chen's stunned gaze, and under the desperate resistance of the evil spirit, Master Xie Yue pinched open the evil spirit's mouth with one hand, and poured it along his mouth.

"I... Gudong... Fuck... Woo..."

The evil eyeballs are about to pop out, this old bald donkey is so old, the degree of pissing is outrageous, the most hateful thing is that the urine that returned to the mother is yellow, and the yellow is transparent White and a little sticky.Wang Chen and the others couldn't help but gag when they smelled it from afar.

"How does the fine nectar taste?"

Master Xieyue poured the whole jar of urine into Yaoxie's mouth, and when Master Xieyue let go of her hand, Yaoxie spit it out all at once, and her face instantly became so pale.Mage Xie Yue sneered, and patted Yaoxie on the back lightly. Yaoxie felt as if all the strength in her body had been drained, and her whole body softened immediately.

"You two come here too!"

Master Xie Yue yelled at Wang Chen and the lunatic coldly.

Wang Chen and the lunatic looked at each other, and compared the fighting power of the two sides. After getting the lesson that the chance of resistance is equal to that of evil spirits, they had no choice but to walk over.No one knows how much urine is in this old guy's urine bubble, let alone how many stars this old guy's disgusting level will be. Wang Chen and the lunatic have no plans to test the poison themselves.

Master Xieyue patted Wang Chen and the lunatic on the back twice respectively. Wang Chen only felt that his strength had also been exhausted, but he was better than Yaoxie, at least he didn't fall limp.After getting rid of Wang Chen and the lunatic, Master Xie Yue looked at the three of them coldly and said: "Even I can't bear to drink these wines, but I didn't expect them to be cheaper for you! Hmph! Eat mine and spit it out for me. Take mine and bring it back to me!"

Master Xie Yue's words seemed to have infinite magic power, Wang Chen and the lunatic couldn't help but turn pale as soon as they finished speaking, and vomited out everything they ate and drank just now.Master Xie Yue didn't feel disgusted, and stared at what the two of them vomited out. After seeing that what Wang Chen vomited out was only meat, his complexion slightly improved, but seeing that what the lunatic vomited out was actually liquor, Master Xie Yue's face, which had just recovered, became gloomy and cold again.

Master Xie Yue patted the madman on the back again, and the madman's complexion instantly became ugly, and the whole person seemed to be twitching, lying on the ground and kicking constantly.Master Xie Yue snorted, "It's fine to eat meat. I didn't expect that you would dare to drink. Aren't you able to eat and drink? Good! I'll take you to a good place!"

Master Xieyue carried Wang Chen, Yaoxie, and the lunatic like he was carrying a chicken, and he carried the three of them out of the house.After reaching the destination, Wang Chen was dumbfounded, and tears flowed down his face.

Master Xie Yue sneered and said: "Since you want to eat, then eat here. In three days, you don't even think about leaving here! Let me meditate quietly here. When did you have the Buddha's heart? The seal will be lifted automatically! I have already told you the method, whether you can leave here depends on your luck!"

With a wave of his hand, Master Xie Yue threw Wang Chen and the others into a corner. The corner was relatively silent, and it was the air vent.Master Xieyue continued: "This is the price, you don't have to accept it, as long as you can beat me, I will always welcome your revenge! Before that, you should treat me well! You dare to buy my Xieyue's stuff! Touch, I will let you know how difficult life is!"

After Master Xieyue finished speaking, he turned his head and left. The tears of Wang Chen, Yaoxie and the lunatic fell down involuntarily.If it was you, I guess you would have burst into tears a long time ago. The place where Master Xie Yue brought them is very unique. The English name is called wc, and the Chinese name means toilet.

Does the toilet stink?

That is the most primitive toilet that you have never seen in the countryside with a cesspit and no water to flush. The feces and urine in the cesspit are constantly fermenting in the cesspit, and the smell is not humane.Do you think it stinks?That is, you have never seen the shit of a monk fermenting in such a toilet, and the monk's excrement and urine are smelly. This sentence is definitely not as simple as just saying it.

Do you think this is already the smelliest?

That's because you haven't stayed in the vents of primitive toilets like monks shitting. I can guarantee that as long as you stay, you will fully understand what it means to have nothing else to ask for.Then you will fully understand that there is no stink in this world, only more stinky connotations!

Let's not talk about anything else for now, anyway, Wang Chen and the others hadn't persisted for 3 minutes before they vomited it out with a wow.Yaoxie was powerless, and swore viciously: "Damn, old... I will one day... God, I will meet you, and come back with revenge, just... even if this old... old guy dies, I will die!" To...to dig a grave!"

This oath is indeed ruthless, but quite weak.

Wang Chen said depressingly: "Damn it! You two eat meat, you eat meat, you two have to drink, if it weren't for you two drinking, we would be in this situation today?"

The lunatic's lips were a little dry, and he said in a hoarse voice: "I... I feel that you shouldn't pee in the bottle, Yaoxie. If the old monk didn't drink your urine, you probably wouldn't be so angry .”

"Piss... my ri! Wow!"

Yaoxie felt as if he was sensitive when he heard the word urine, his face turned pale again, and he vomited out again. This time, there was already nothing in his stomach, and all he vomited was acid water.